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#191 - Bitch you know damn well we want the story,don't pull that ****  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on title goes here +4
User avatar #194 - lovepain (05/27/2015) [-]
So when i was 10 years old we had a school trip to a local University.

The teachers showed us around and it was a hot day. Me being me, i was a slow walker and i preferred cruising well behind the group of 25 kids who were also from our school.
Our mentors took us into the Library part of the Uni. As the group went through the narrow single door entrance i was still outside because i had to do my shoe lace, by this point the group was already inside the Library.

As i was about to open the door these 2 Asian girls who looked like students around the age 19 (but could be 40 for all i know) had politely opened the door for me; she had for back against the door and her arm out exposing her non-existent breasts and since it was a narrow entrance and i was a fat kid i also had to turn sideways and because i was shorter than her, she had thought i was staring directly at her breasts as i walked through the door .I heard her say to her other Chinese friend `pervert` in Chinese. At that point i turnt around and said (in Chinese ofc) "Im no pervert". She turnt bright red with her hands covering her face running towards her friend who was laughing.

Similar to the story above. I looked like the average white kid

Poorly written i know
#190 - Yes you should. 05/27/2015 on title goes here +1
#102 - Your sibling did good work. 05/27/2015 on Admin falls in love with a... +2
#81 - Nah,she's not obese enough for that. 05/19/2015 on Athlete 0
#45 - So they're regular cats but bigger. 05/18/2015 on that's the spot 0
#88 - That's what the lingerie is for  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on the horror 0
User avatar #89 - pointblankhits (05/17/2015) [-]
Don't always have lingerie handy if it's just a one night deal Not that I really care when I'm blind drunk
#73 - Did you know wearing socks makes it easier to achieve orgasm?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on the horror 0
User avatar #87 - pointblankhits (05/17/2015) [-]
I heard that ages ago, Still though someone with nothing but socks on just looks odd
#88 - Ethshar (05/17/2015) [-]
That's what the lingerie is for
User avatar #89 - pointblankhits (05/17/2015) [-]
Don't always have lingerie handy if it's just a one night deal Not that I really care when I'm blind drunk
#104 - 1. Have outer garment pockets filled with poop 2. Enjoy …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +10
User avatar #140 - wtfduud (05/14/2015) [-]
That's.. actually a pretty good idea.
#113 - Repeatedly eat Nic Cage. Nothing but Nic Cage. Eventua… 05/14/2015 on is there a downside. +1
#101 - GIF related,it's ******** the next day 05/08/2015 on scoville heat scale with... 0

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User avatar #5 - leal (01/29/2015) [-]
What's life like as a manlet?
User avatar #2 - theguythatrolls (12/09/2014) [-]
2007 nice
#3 to #2 - Ethshar (12/09/2014) [-]
Back in my day funnyjunk was yellow,and there were no user accounts...

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User avatar #4 to #3 - theguythatrolls (12/09/2014) [-]
There was a time where users could not make an account?
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