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#81 - thegoldenjet (09/13/2011) [-]
I'm a Jehovah Witness, and we don't believe in the Trinity.
In fact, from what I have gathered out of what I read from the Bible, the trinity doesn't even exist. It states very clearly that Jesus and God are two different people in the Bible.
As for the Holy Spirit, that is just a figurative way of saying someone who worships god. The "Holy Spirit" is in anyone that follows his ways.
The "Trinity" was a mistake coming from those who didn't continue reading after reading a part of the Bible.
Then again, those are just MY beliefs. But if you don't believe me, I recommend that you research the subject THOROUGHLY. It's all the same Bible anyways.
TL;DR: I don't believe the Trinity is really a thing, but you shouldn't take my word for and really research the subject.
#320 - bornlikethis (09/14/2011) [-]
Perhaps you should research it yourself, the nature of the trinity is easily revealed through a hermeneutic reading of Biblical text. There is a wealth of sources online explaining how to understand the triune nature of God. You have a problem though, the bible you use is a terrible translation, ask google why the jehovah's witness translation sucks. I'm sorry you've been mislead to believe in a terrible translation of a God's Word. I suggest using the NIT or the newest NIT, or the ASV.
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