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|#21 - Remember the beginning of Halo 3 though? [+] (1 new reply)||06/09/2012 on Halo||0|
|#20 - But space and water a very similar. Real life astronauts train… [+] (6 new replies)||06/09/2012 on Halo||+3|
#22 - toomas (06/09/2012) [-]
They're similar in weightless properties only. Which is why astronauts train in pools of water, to acclimate themselves to the different mass of their bodies in reduced G.
If you are designed a water submersible craft or suit, you want to reinforce to keep the increasing pressures from crushing it from outside. If you are designing a vehicle/suit for space, you are more concerned with breaches of integrity beginning within and blowing the object apart.
I only meant that I guess they figured he would get stuck in the water and run his supplies out, I agree that it is fairly lame, this is just the bedtime story I tell myself to not overthink my Halo goodness!
#27 - chaosandmadness (06/09/2012) [-]
while this was over an hour ago, I feel the need to mention:
If you have even played the metroid games, most of them give you a power up called the "gravity suit" or something similar
the idea of the suit is to allow free movement in water (water doesn't slow you down)
IT does this by detecting when you are submerched and super charging the armor, speeding up movement, while using the water as a coolant, allowing you to move mornal speed in water.
Spartan armor is equiped with almost the same mechanism. detecting when oxygen is unavailable and then using either the emptiness of space, or most adequate liquids to enhance said abilities
so while his armor is heavy, it is also physically enhanced greatly, and, in reality, All spartans are taught to swim.
water should never be a problem for them, but it is for the sole purpose of keeping player form exploring that neat looking mountain over there
#23 - EpicWin (06/09/2012) [-]
Well we have to remember that in game play, it is a video game and not everything is perfect. If we dint die when we went somewhere we weren't mean to then we would never follow the story. Plus it would be hell to program an entire world just because some guy wanted to swim across a lake for no reason lol
I love the halo story, can't wait for Halo 4
#28 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
I love these types of intellectual 'debates' on the internet. They restore my faith in humanity.
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