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#21 - Remember the beginning of Halo 3 though?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2012 on Halo 0
User avatar #83 - PurpleAtrocity (06/10/2012) [-]
Not entirely. Last time I played it was quite a few years ago.
#20 - But space and water a very similar. Real life astronauts train…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Halo +3
User avatar #22 - toomas (06/09/2012) [-]
They're similar in weightless properties only. Which is why astronauts train in pools of water, to acclimate themselves to the different mass of their bodies in reduced G.

If you are designed a water submersible craft or suit, you want to reinforce to keep the increasing pressures from crushing it from outside. If you are designing a vehicle/suit for space, you are more concerned with breaches of integrity beginning within and blowing the object apart.

I only meant that I guess they figured he would get stuck in the water and run his supplies out, I agree that it is fairly lame, this is just the bedtime story I tell myself to not overthink my Halo goodness!
User avatar #27 - chaosandmadness (06/09/2012) [-]
while this was over an hour ago, I feel the need to mention:

If you have even played the metroid games, most of them give you a power up called the "gravity suit" or something similar

the idea of the suit is to allow free movement in water (water doesn't slow you down)

IT does this by detecting when you are submerched and super charging the armor, speeding up movement, while using the water as a coolant, allowing you to move mornal speed in water.

Spartan armor is equiped with almost the same mechanism. detecting when oxygen is unavailable and then using either the emptiness of space, or most adequate liquids to enhance said abilities

so while his armor is heavy, it is also physically enhanced greatly, and, in reality, All spartans are taught to swim.

water should never be a problem for them, but it is for the sole purpose of keeping player form exploring that neat looking mountain over there
User avatar #84 - toomas (06/10/2012) [-]
Wouldn't it be nice to check out said mountain, I bet there's flood over there!
User avatar #23 - EpicWin (06/09/2012) [-]
Well we have to remember that in game play, it is a video game and not everything is perfect. If we dint die when we went somewhere we weren't mean to then we would never follow the story. Plus it would be hell to program an entire world just because some guy wanted to swim across a lake for no reason lol

I love the halo story, can't wait for Halo 4
User avatar #24 - toomas (06/09/2012) [-]
True that, water makes for a perfect wall - and the physics of it is hell. Collisions go all wonkey. I hope the new Bungie-less HALO does not let us down, I'm certain MS wouldn't allow it though, who'd screw their cash cow?
#28 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
I love these types of intellectual 'debates' on the internet. They restore my faith in humanity.
#237 - Although you really don't see much anyways 06/09/2012 on Prank Comp 0
#236 - Uncensored, very **** http://motherless.c om/EA96D4D  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Prank Comp +2
User avatar #265 - furryflava (06/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #237 - EpicWin (06/09/2012) [-]
Although you really don't see much anyways
#31 - For the most part this should just be titled "People Who … 06/07/2012 on Epic Fail Compilation +1
#558 - There are people with bad intentions no matter where you are i… 06/07/2012 on Bitch gets silenced +1
#88 - Neverrrrrr!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Pretend you're God 0
User avatar #89 - evilanakie (06/07/2012) [-]
has anyone actualy gone 2 sleep when he asks he might not kill u if your sleeping?
#532 - Building this in roller coaster tycoon. brb 06/07/2012 on Rollercoaster... +11
#24 - Do you actually have one or have you just been watching the yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2012 on You Want You Lose 8 +1
User avatar #73 - immabored (06/06/2012) [-]
It's not very sharp coming out of the package. If you do get one, make sure to sharpen it. It really is a neat product. I'll let you decide if you want it. Watch some more reviews. They might help your decision. Again, let me tell you to go to knifecave . com if you don't buy this. They have really cheap prices and a lot of nice blades.
#48 - Oh wow, someone on /v/ took a clip that wasn't theirs and adde… 06/06/2012 on E3 in a nutshell -1
#31 - they were kinda excessive and unnecessary, but they were used … 05/28/2012 on Me Gusta 0
#76 - might as well be a computer 05/27/2012 on Why I prefer old phones 0
#73 - The screen can use a lot of power, but generally that's only i… 05/27/2012 on Why I prefer old phones 0
#103 - They were 13 year-olds... Do you really think they were gonna …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on I Hate My Job +35
User avatar #115 - trollchildxy (05/27/2012) [-]
If they did, they would in pennies. I know i have done that before, carried around a few bank-rolls of pennies just incase the waitor was a bitch. (not that she was being one, lol)
#6 - Is that a satellite or a TIE fighter? 05/23/2012 on Gon' Fishin' 0
#455 - Funny. Its 3am and my friend had fallen asleep at my house. Ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2012 on o-o; +10
#467 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [-]
"her" "she"
Just sex her.
#177 - I also saw this on here a long time ago. Its most likely a rep… 05/17/2012 on Make it 52 0
#14 - Texas, something, (repeat), OU, sucks (repeat) University …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Had to be the nigger +1
User avatar #15 - drewsky (05/10/2012) [-]
UT's biggest rivalry is A&M, bro.
#13 - UT has random foam sword fights across a street often, or was …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Had to be the nigger +1
User avatar #24 - sexybarracuda (05/10/2012) [-]
It's kind of a new thing (only been going on a few years now) but yeah, the last Friday of the semester people go to that stop light on Guadalupe Street and wait for the "it's okay to walk now" light to pop up and bam! we all go running at each other with foam swords. It's a lot of fun and a great way for us students to blow off steam before finals week.
#17 - maybe he thumbed them all down 05/05/2012 on When you see it +5
#124 - The original song came out in 1969, that is why there is no drop.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on want some popcorn? +3
User avatar #160 - wilddittoappears (05/05/2012) [-]
not sure if sarcasm or if you didn't get the joke
#53 - That is an awesome .gif 05/05/2012 on Wincest? +1
#142 - Go luck shooting straight one handed when i ram you with my ca… 05/04/2012 on Russian Driving Lesson:... +1
#274 - Oh, the skills you leard from volunteering with habitat for hu… 05/02/2012 on Hammering a nail 0
#297 - Hahaha All that for nothing 04/03/2012 on A cautionary tale (slightly... +2


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User avatar #11 - kylermannn (04/23/2013) [-]
zomg epic, le front page face
User avatar #12 to #11 - EpicWin (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah... I didn't expect that to go all the way to front page.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kylermannn (04/23/2013) [-]
So proud of you mang
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#1 - anonymous (05/12/2010) [-]
******* Faggot!
User avatar #2 to #1 - EpicWin (05/12/2010) [-]
No, sorry anon, but I am not gay.
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