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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Alienware M17x Laptop, PS3 ( FOR BLU RAY MY NIGS)
Video Games Played: Prototype 2, Call of Duty Black Ops, Super MNC, Halo Wars, Halo Reach, Gears of War 3, Mass Effect 3, Prince of Persia: TFS, other shyet
X-box Gamertag: One Epic Texan
PSN: lol ps3 no
Interests: Video Games, Movies, Baseball, Hanging out With Friends, Tubing, Youtube, Xbox
Date Signed Up:1/21/2010
Last Login:3/20/2014
Location:Texas
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An Atheist who doesn't afraid of anything, and is an okay dude. Atleast, I think so.

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#7 - Indeed. 05/10/2012 on Call Me Tomorrow, Okay? 0
#19 - Picture 05/10/2012 on Tragic fate faced by a /b/ro. +4
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#26 - She's way too hot for him. Just saiyin'. 05/09/2012 on Guaranteed to Shit your... +3
#275 - Yes. 05/09/2012 on this girl +2
#57 - Second pic, How I met your mother.. Robin wore that shirt when… 05/09/2012 on You are doing it Wrong (comp) +1
#266 - You're putting words in to my mouth holmes, listen, I'm saying…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2012 on this girl +2
#379 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
So the fact that I have a natural desire to be subservient to a man and be under his complete control and that I think this to be a basic female instinct makes me a douchey woman? The fact that if I was in my ideal relationship the man would have complete control over me physically and mentally, that if he wanted a dang sandwich I would give him a sandwich or if he wanted road head I would suck his dick, that makes me a douchey woman and undeserving of attention? No, I'm not an attention whore, I'm just interested as to why my natural urges and my opinions that affect me and only me and saying things such as "I would make my guy a sandwich" make me a douchey woman?!

It would be quite false to say that I do not like women. I respect women who want to work and be independent and I believe they have every right to do so, however I am not a feminist, I truly want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making my guy a sandwich or any other meal he wants and submitting to his every command. So the fact that feminism has now made this a horrible thing and I must hate myself if I truly want this kind of pisses me off. I do not hate myself I love myself which is why I want to pursue my desires and wants to serve a man whether it be sexually or domestically. So please do not call me a douchey woman merely because I make true statements, I'm not looking to say what guys want me to say, I'm saying what I honestly feel.

I'm just sick of people saying that women like me are only saying what men want to hear, maybe some are, but I sure as hell am not!
#264 - I never said that, I just said I don't think it's cool that sh…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2012 on this girl +2
User avatar #265 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It doesn't have to be legit. And just because she's different means she's fake. Right.
User avatar #266 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
You're putting words in to my mouth holmes, listen, I'm saying that people on here are stupid when It comes to this stuff, most Women are far from what peeps on here stereotype them to be, you just need to pay less attention to the douchey women, anyways, I don't like the way people think about women on this site, It doesn't hurt my feelings or anything, because it's the internet. I just think it's plain stupid.
#379 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
So the fact that I have a natural desire to be subservient to a man and be under his complete control and that I think this to be a basic female instinct makes me a douchey woman? The fact that if I was in my ideal relationship the man would have complete control over me physically and mentally, that if he wanted a dang sandwich I would give him a sandwich or if he wanted road head I would suck his dick, that makes me a douchey woman and undeserving of attention? No, I'm not an attention whore, I'm just interested as to why my natural urges and my opinions that affect me and only me and saying things such as "I would make my guy a sandwich" make me a douchey woman?!

It would be quite false to say that I do not like women. I respect women who want to work and be independent and I believe they have every right to do so, however I am not a feminist, I truly want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making my guy a sandwich or any other meal he wants and submitting to his every command. So the fact that feminism has now made this a horrible thing and I must hate myself if I truly want this kind of pisses me off. I do not hate myself I love myself which is why I want to pursue my desires and wants to serve a man whether it be sexually or domestically. So please do not call me a douchey woman merely because I make true statements, I'm not looking to say what guys want me to say, I'm saying what I honestly feel.

I'm just sick of people saying that women like me are only saying what men want to hear, maybe some are, but I sure as hell am not!
#260 - Again, how could they have gratitude? I'm sorry dude, I just d…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2012 on this girl +2
User avatar #262 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
You don't think it's cool that a woman should have her own opinion?
User avatar #264 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
I never said that, I just said I don't think it's cool that she doesn't like women, and says stuff that dudes on the internet want to hear, -exactly- what they want to hear, seems legit, right?
User avatar #265 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It doesn't have to be legit. And just because she's different means she's fake. Right.
User avatar #266 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
You're putting words in to my mouth holmes, listen, I'm saying that people on here are stupid when It comes to this stuff, most Women are far from what peeps on here stereotype them to be, you just need to pay less attention to the douchey women, anyways, I don't like the way people think about women on this site, It doesn't hurt my feelings or anything, because it's the internet. I just think it's plain stupid.
#379 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
So the fact that I have a natural desire to be subservient to a man and be under his complete control and that I think this to be a basic female instinct makes me a douchey woman? The fact that if I was in my ideal relationship the man would have complete control over me physically and mentally, that if he wanted a dang sandwich I would give him a sandwich or if he wanted road head I would suck his dick, that makes me a douchey woman and undeserving of attention? No, I'm not an attention whore, I'm just interested as to why my natural urges and my opinions that affect me and only me and saying things such as "I would make my guy a sandwich" make me a douchey woman?!

It would be quite false to say that I do not like women. I respect women who want to work and be independent and I believe they have every right to do so, however I am not a feminist, I truly want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making my guy a sandwich or any other meal he wants and submitting to his every command. So the fact that feminism has now made this a horrible thing and I must hate myself if I truly want this kind of pisses me off. I do not hate myself I love myself which is why I want to pursue my desires and wants to serve a man whether it be sexually or domestically. So please do not call me a douchey woman merely because I make true statements, I'm not looking to say what guys want me to say, I'm saying what I honestly feel.

I'm just sick of people saying that women like me are only saying what men want to hear, maybe some are, but I sure as hell am not!
#256 - Mhmm. I'm just fed up with the posts like this. 05/09/2012 on this girl +2
#255 - Indeed, but I'm sure people know a whole lot more about celebs…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2012 on this girl +3
User avatar #259 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It's not a turn on. They're just displaying their gratitude towards here.
User avatar #260 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Again, how could they have gratitude? I'm sorry dude, I just don't think it's cool that a woman would say stuff like that.
User avatar #262 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
You don't think it's cool that a woman should have her own opinion?
User avatar #264 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
I never said that, I just said I don't think it's cool that she doesn't like women, and says stuff that dudes on the internet want to hear, -exactly- what they want to hear, seems legit, right?
User avatar #265 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It doesn't have to be legit. And just because she's different means she's fake. Right.
User avatar #266 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
You're putting words in to my mouth holmes, listen, I'm saying that people on here are stupid when It comes to this stuff, most Women are far from what peeps on here stereotype them to be, you just need to pay less attention to the douchey women, anyways, I don't like the way people think about women on this site, It doesn't hurt my feelings or anything, because it's the internet. I just think it's plain stupid.
#379 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
So the fact that I have a natural desire to be subservient to a man and be under his complete control and that I think this to be a basic female instinct makes me a douchey woman? The fact that if I was in my ideal relationship the man would have complete control over me physically and mentally, that if he wanted a dang sandwich I would give him a sandwich or if he wanted road head I would suck his dick, that makes me a douchey woman and undeserving of attention? No, I'm not an attention whore, I'm just interested as to why my natural urges and my opinions that affect me and only me and saying things such as "I would make my guy a sandwich" make me a douchey woman?!

It would be quite false to say that I do not like women. I respect women who want to work and be independent and I believe they have every right to do so, however I am not a feminist, I truly want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making my guy a sandwich or any other meal he wants and submitting to his every command. So the fact that feminism has now made this a horrible thing and I must hate myself if I truly want this kind of pisses me off. I do not hate myself I love myself which is why I want to pursue my desires and wants to serve a man whether it be sexually or domestically. So please do not call me a douchey woman merely because I make true statements, I'm not looking to say what guys want me to say, I'm saying what I honestly feel.

I'm just sick of people saying that women like me are only saying what men want to hear, maybe some are, but I sure as hell am not!
#252 - You don't know the woman, that's why I think it's stupid. >…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2012 on this girl +3
User avatar #254 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
We don't know celebrities, but people still think they're cool.
User avatar #255 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Indeed, but I'm sure people know a whole lot more about celebs than Women who just say "Women are stupid, I'll make men sandwiches".
How is that a turn on? It's pathetic.
User avatar #259 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It's not a turn on. They're just displaying their gratitude towards here.
User avatar #260 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Again, how could they have gratitude? I'm sorry dude, I just don't think it's cool that a woman would say stuff like that.
User avatar #262 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
You don't think it's cool that a woman should have her own opinion?
User avatar #264 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
I never said that, I just said I don't think it's cool that she doesn't like women, and says stuff that dudes on the internet want to hear, -exactly- what they want to hear, seems legit, right?
User avatar #265 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It doesn't have to be legit. And just because she's different means she's fake. Right.
User avatar #266 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
You're putting words in to my mouth holmes, listen, I'm saying that people on here are stupid when It comes to this stuff, most Women are far from what peeps on here stereotype them to be, you just need to pay less attention to the douchey women, anyways, I don't like the way people think about women on this site, It doesn't hurt my feelings or anything, because it's the internet. I just think it's plain stupid.
#379 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
So the fact that I have a natural desire to be subservient to a man and be under his complete control and that I think this to be a basic female instinct makes me a douchey woman? The fact that if I was in my ideal relationship the man would have complete control over me physically and mentally, that if he wanted a dang sandwich I would give him a sandwich or if he wanted road head I would suck his dick, that makes me a douchey woman and undeserving of attention? No, I'm not an attention whore, I'm just interested as to why my natural urges and my opinions that affect me and only me and saying things such as "I would make my guy a sandwich" make me a douchey woman?!

It would be quite false to say that I do not like women. I respect women who want to work and be independent and I believe they have every right to do so, however I am not a feminist, I truly want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making my guy a sandwich or any other meal he wants and submitting to his every command. So the fact that feminism has now made this a horrible thing and I must hate myself if I truly want this kind of pisses me off. I do not hate myself I love myself which is why I want to pursue my desires and wants to serve a man whether it be sexually or domestically. So please do not call me a douchey woman merely because I make true statements, I'm not looking to say what guys want me to say, I'm saying what I honestly feel.

I'm just sick of people saying that women like me are only saying what men want to hear, maybe some are, but I sure as hell am not!
#249 - You guys act like sandwiches are godly items to be praised. I …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/09/2012 on this girl +2
#271 - doccom (05/09/2012) [-]
are you motherfucking serious?
User avatar #275 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #253 - allglory (05/09/2012) [-]
in this usage the word sandwich transcended its standard conventional meaning of actual food, and instead was imbued with the characteristics of love and emotional bonds.
User avatar #256 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Mhmm. I'm just fed up with the posts like this.

#251 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
So we're immature because we display our emotions? Lol wut?
User avatar #252 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
You don't know the woman, that's why I think it's stupid. >_>

User avatar #254 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
We don't know celebrities, but people still think they're cool.
User avatar #255 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Indeed, but I'm sure people know a whole lot more about celebs than Women who just say "Women are stupid, I'll make men sandwiches".
How is that a turn on? It's pathetic.
User avatar #259 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It's not a turn on. They're just displaying their gratitude towards here.
User avatar #260 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
Again, how could they have gratitude? I'm sorry dude, I just don't think it's cool that a woman would say stuff like that.
User avatar #262 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
You don't think it's cool that a woman should have her own opinion?
User avatar #264 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
I never said that, I just said I don't think it's cool that she doesn't like women, and says stuff that dudes on the internet want to hear, -exactly- what they want to hear, seems legit, right?
User avatar #265 - thatstraightop (05/09/2012) [-]
It doesn't have to be legit. And just because she's different means she's fake. Right.
User avatar #266 - EpicTexan (05/09/2012) [-]
You're putting words in to my mouth holmes, listen, I'm saying that people on here are stupid when It comes to this stuff, most Women are far from what peeps on here stereotype them to be, you just need to pay less attention to the douchey women, anyways, I don't like the way people think about women on this site, It doesn't hurt my feelings or anything, because it's the internet. I just think it's plain stupid.
#379 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
So the fact that I have a natural desire to be subservient to a man and be under his complete control and that I think this to be a basic female instinct makes me a douchey woman? The fact that if I was in my ideal relationship the man would have complete control over me physically and mentally, that if he wanted a dang sandwich I would give him a sandwich or if he wanted road head I would suck his dick, that makes me a douchey woman and undeserving of attention? No, I'm not an attention whore, I'm just interested as to why my natural urges and my opinions that affect me and only me and saying things such as "I would make my guy a sandwich" make me a douchey woman?!

It would be quite false to say that I do not like women. I respect women who want to work and be independent and I believe they have every right to do so, however I am not a feminist, I truly want to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making my guy a sandwich or any other meal he wants and submitting to his every command. So the fact that feminism has now made this a horrible thing and I must hate myself if I truly want this kind of pisses me off. I do not hate myself I love myself which is why I want to pursue my desires and wants to serve a man whether it be sexually or domestically. So please do not call me a douchey woman merely because I make true statements, I'm not looking to say what guys want me to say, I'm saying what I honestly feel.

I'm just sick of people saying that women like me are only saying what men want to hear, maybe some are, but I sure as hell am not!
#490 - Comment deleted 05/07/2012 on It's time! 0
#239 - Thank you anon, that means a lot. 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
#206 - Indeed.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
#227 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
It is conversations like these that make me happy to be a brony. You guys are champs. I hope you know that.
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User avatar #239 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, that means a lot.
#203 - Yep, well. I'm off, take care dude.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
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User avatar #206 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#227 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
It is conversations like these that make me happy to be a brony. You guys are champs. I hope you know that.
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User avatar #239 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, that means a lot.
#197 - Yeah. I'm just angry because every time I've expressed my feel…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
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User avatar #203 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yep, well. I'm off, take care dude.
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User avatar #206 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#227 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
It is conversations like these that make me happy to be a brony. You guys are champs. I hope you know that.
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User avatar #239 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, that means a lot.
#188 - I may read, it, just for the record, I don't hate you, but I r…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
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User avatar #197 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yeah. I'm just angry because every time I've expressed my feelings in a light way, bronies flock in and gangbang me. Anyways, yeah dude. I respect your opinion, I just hate MLP, I don't hate people who watch it, just some of them.
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User avatar #203 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yep, well. I'm off, take care dude.
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User avatar #206 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#227 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
It is conversations like these that make me happy to be a brony. You guys are champs. I hope you know that.
#268 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #239 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, that means a lot.
#184 - I could **** out a better story than MLP. Just sa…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
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User avatar #188 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
I may read, it, just for the record, I don't hate you, but I really hate the douchebag fanbase that you have. Not all of them are, but a lot of them are. It bugs me that they try to convince me that it's "In depth and means a lot"
lolqut

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User avatar #197 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yeah. I'm just angry because every time I've expressed my feelings in a light way, bronies flock in and gangbang me. Anyways, yeah dude. I respect your opinion, I just hate MLP, I don't hate people who watch it, just some of them.
#199 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #203 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yep, well. I'm off, take care dude.
#205 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #206 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#227 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
It is conversations like these that make me happy to be a brony. You guys are champs. I hope you know that.
#268 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #239 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, that means a lot.
#180 - You write fanfiction, about war, about a show about ponies mad…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Know The Difference 0
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User avatar #184 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
I could shit out a better story than MLP. Just saiyin', I'm fed up with bronies. I'm going to be honest, I think It's shit, It's for Little Girls. People have their opinions, yes. But still, It's retarded, if someone was into barney or some shit I bet you would all hate on them. MLP Doesn't have in-depth story, It has something that little girls can catch onto.
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User avatar #188 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
I may read, it, just for the record, I don't hate you, but I really hate the douchebag fanbase that you have. Not all of them are, but a lot of them are. It bugs me that they try to convince me that it's "In depth and means a lot"
lolqut

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User avatar #197 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yeah. I'm just angry because every time I've expressed my feelings in a light way, bronies flock in and gangbang me. Anyways, yeah dude. I respect your opinion, I just hate MLP, I don't hate people who watch it, just some of them.
#199 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #203 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Yep, well. I'm off, take care dude.
#205 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #206 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#227 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
It is conversations like these that make me happy to be a brony. You guys are champs. I hope you know that.
#268 - dogsbane has deleted their comment.
User avatar #239 - EpicTexan (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you anon, that means a lot.
#43 - "We Hate ******* " 05/04/2012 on Pro-Bending Teams 0
#42 - Picture 05/04/2012 on Pro-Bending Teams +5
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