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Age: 21
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/HoboBroProductions
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980628756
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Alienware M17x Laptop, PS3 ( FOR BLU RAY MY NIGS)
Video Games Played: Prototype 2, Call of Duty Black Ops, Super MNC, Halo Wars, Halo Reach, Gears of War 3, Mass Effect 3, Prince of Persia: TFS, other shyet
X-box Gamertag: One Epic Texan
PSN: lol ps3 no
Interests: Video Games, Movies, Baseball, Hanging out With Friends, Tubing, Youtube, Xbox
Date Signed Up:1/21/2010
Last Login:3/20/2014
Location:Texas
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An Atheist who doesn't afraid of anything, and is an okay dude. Atleast, I think so.

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#127 - You probably thing Vikings could beat the shit out of modern d…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/10/2011 on This is true. -3
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User avatar #130 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I know It was never Implied, but It seems a lot of shitbrained people think that Samurais, Vikings, Ninjas, And such, could "Kill modern day soldiers."
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User avatar #137 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I own this thing called a gun, So, I highly doubt that I would be killed by some roid raging dudes with axes. >_>
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User avatar #140 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Lol..
"Nuff."
"Said."
But, Anyways, I don't see how someone could like Vikings.. I mean.. They're total douchebags.
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User avatar #142 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
It's pretty contradicting that you bring that up, since you just said that they had balls.
Anyways, I've studied history, they were rapists, and murderers.
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User avatar #146 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Alright man, take care.
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#125 - Why would you enjoy a band of wannabe Vikings?, Vikings aren't…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/10/2011 on This is true. -4
User avatar #131 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
it doesn't mater what they sing about, it matters how well they write they're music.
User avatar #134 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I disagree, I only listen to music that sings about a decent topic, but, we all of opinions, I'm not going to bash you guys about it, I just disagree with It. Disturbed Is one of the only metal bands I like, because It sings about decent topics, I just don't think that killing people, and raping Is cool.
User avatar #136 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
disturbed is not metal. but i know what you are saying. to each his own.
User avatar #138 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Why don't you consider Disturbed metal?.. I Think Disturbed Is metal, and bands like Amon Amarth are Harcore Metal/Death Metal.
User avatar #143 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
8 Years of listening to music in depth tell me that disturbed is not metal, i liked them back when the sickness came out, believe wasn't that good imo, just didn't like it, but then ten thousand fists came out, it was hard rock and they have never been metal since the sickness.
User avatar #144 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I get where you're coming from, Disturbed has gone soft since Sickness, but, I still love the band, Their lyrics just seem to be more meaningful now.
User avatar #149 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
i usually focus more on the instruments, disturbed is to simple and focuses way to much on the singing for my taste. i remember when i was young and listened to music a lot for the lyrics, now vocals don't bug me as long as its not power-metal type singing lol
i am very passionate about my music lol
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User avatar #127 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
You probably thing Vikings could beat the shit out of modern day soldiers, don't you?
#128 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #130 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I know It was never Implied, but It seems a lot of shitbrained people think that Samurais, Vikings, Ninjas, And such, could "Kill modern day soldiers."
#135 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #137 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I own this thing called a gun, So, I highly doubt that I would be killed by some roid raging dudes with axes. >_>
#139 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Lol..
"Nuff."
"Said."
But, Anyways, I don't see how someone could like Vikings.. I mean.. They're total douchebags.
#141 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #142 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
It's pretty contradicting that you bring that up, since you just said that they had balls.
Anyways, I've studied history, they were rapists, and murderers.
#145 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #146 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Alright man, take care.
#148 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
#44 - Skyrim Is completely different from CoD and BF, You shouldn't … 11/10/2011 on skyrim wins +1
#117 - I hate Amon Amarth. We have Disturbed.  [+] (22 new replies) 11/10/2011 on This is true. -7
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User avatar #125 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Why would you enjoy a band of wannabe Vikings?, Vikings aren't cool, they've never been, They were rapers, looters, and murderers. A Band that sings about stupid shit like that Is retarded.
User avatar #131 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
it doesn't mater what they sing about, it matters how well they write they're music.
User avatar #134 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I disagree, I only listen to music that sings about a decent topic, but, we all of opinions, I'm not going to bash you guys about it, I just disagree with It. Disturbed Is one of the only metal bands I like, because It sings about decent topics, I just don't think that killing people, and raping Is cool.
User avatar #136 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
disturbed is not metal. but i know what you are saying. to each his own.
User avatar #138 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Why don't you consider Disturbed metal?.. I Think Disturbed Is metal, and bands like Amon Amarth are Harcore Metal/Death Metal.
User avatar #143 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
8 Years of listening to music in depth tell me that disturbed is not metal, i liked them back when the sickness came out, believe wasn't that good imo, just didn't like it, but then ten thousand fists came out, it was hard rock and they have never been metal since the sickness.
User avatar #144 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I get where you're coming from, Disturbed has gone soft since Sickness, but, I still love the band, Their lyrics just seem to be more meaningful now.
User avatar #149 - entroper (11/10/2011) [-]
i usually focus more on the instruments, disturbed is to simple and focuses way to much on the singing for my taste. i remember when i was young and listened to music a lot for the lyrics, now vocals don't bug me as long as its not power-metal type singing lol
i am very passionate about my music lol
#126 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #127 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
You probably thing Vikings could beat the shit out of modern day soldiers, don't you?
#128 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #130 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I know It was never Implied, but It seems a lot of shitbrained people think that Samurais, Vikings, Ninjas, And such, could "Kill modern day soldiers."
#135 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #137 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
I own this thing called a gun, So, I highly doubt that I would be killed by some roid raging dudes with axes. >_>
#139 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Lol..
"Nuff."
"Said."
But, Anyways, I don't see how someone could like Vikings.. I mean.. They're total douchebags.
#141 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #142 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
It's pretty contradicting that you bring that up, since you just said that they had balls.
Anyways, I've studied history, they were rapists, and murderers.
#145 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #146 - EpicTexan (11/10/2011) [-]
Alright man, take care.
#148 - kingofthekill has deleted their comment.
#282 - That jump that the kid did at 2:40 was pretty badass. 11/08/2011 on this restores my hope in... +2
#50 - What? All I see if half of Ted from How I Met Your Mother. :l  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on Human brain +1
User avatar #52 - picamix (11/03/2011) [-]
it looks like he is facing both ways
#633 - **EpicTexan rolls 9,799** 11/02/2011 on Trolling Omegle +1
#1182 - That stupid kid had it coming. 10/26/2011 on Dont slap cats +2
#143 - That Squirrel got hit by Flame Retardant :( 10/13/2011 on Just wtf 3 0
#304 - It seemed to me, I'm going to be killed By Ramble On, While I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2011 on Shuffle Death 0
User avatar #309 - ichigoli (10/11/2011) [-]
Go out in a Blaze of Glory, Inside a Fire that you Rambled into...
#285 - How: Blaze of Glory, (Bon Jovi) When: Inside The Fire, …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2011 on Shuffle Death +2
User avatar #297 - ichigoli (10/11/2011) [-]
seems pretty straightforward to me.... you're gonna die by wandering into a bonfire....
User avatar #304 - EpicTexan (10/11/2011) [-]
It seemed to me, I'm going to be killed By Ramble On, While I'm in a Blaze of Glory, While Inside The Fire? Derp
User avatar #309 - ichigoli (10/11/2011) [-]
Go out in a Blaze of Glory, Inside a Fire that you Rambled into...
#1159 - Japan shouldn't have attacked us. They wouldn't stop fighting,… 10/04/2011 on only in america 0
#178 - It's not a real beta without a server crash. 09/30/2011 on Scumbag Battlefield +9
#103 - I can't deny that, since I don't even know you. So, thank you … 09/29/2011 on Big Mistake +2
#86 - You say you have a long term Girlfriend, but your fifteen. You…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2011 on Big Mistake +2
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User avatar #103 - EpicTexan (09/29/2011) [-]
I can't deny that, since I don't even know you. So, thank you for not raging.
#77 - You're fifteen, you shouldn't be having sex in the first place.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/29/2011 on Big Mistake +4
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#107 - anonymous (09/29/2011) [-]
You are dumb to listen to.
"i can have sex whenever i want, its not like their gonna arrest me"

Simply. You are dumb. I could verbally harras you so much, but you would probably be too dumb to understand.

PS: If you really do get to have sex you wouldn't talk about it / brag about it, because then you would know how fucking dumb you sound.
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#116 - anonymous (09/29/2011) [-]
-Still here.


And I still stand by what I said.
If you truly are mature you would know how to behave on the internet, and NOT to just go like
"well 1. i'm british, the legal age is 16 here and 2. i can have sex whenever i want, its not like their gonna arrest me"

-Which in my book sounds immature and in a way of trying to sound like you objectify your so called "girlfriend" (Using it in goose eyes since I have no verification that you actually have one, and this is the internet sooo...)
To someone who will do your every bidding.
If you really are mature you wouldn't objectify your girlfriend like that and respect her more, even though she is probably never gonna hear about this conversation.

Bottom line is that you should respect her if you do have a gf, and that talking about your conquests isn't something mature to do.


-My use of proper grammar sucks, and have a nice evening as I will now go to eat dinner.
-This dragged out for too long.
#119 - godismybitch has deleted their comment.
#122 - anonymous (09/29/2011) [-]
Short and efficient here.

1: I do not see any real apology in your comment 92.
Just a bunch of bad excuses made up on the spot.

2: If you respect her you wouldn't put on such a display as you do now to strangers.

3: Long term relationship definition can vary from person to person, but in my book it is from 1 year and forth.

4: You are a kid, what the hell are you and your girl thinking.

5: My dinner taste pretty good.
User avatar #86 - EpicTexan (09/29/2011) [-]
You say you have a long term Girlfriend, but your fifteen. You're not old, and i'm sure you and your girlfriend will break up at some point in the future. I'm just giving advice, You shouldn't be having sex with her whenever you want, just cause you can. You've already had sex, you say. So, why not wait until your sure about who you're going to spend your life with before you go and hump out with your girlfriend?
#92 - godismybitch has deleted their comment.
User avatar #103 - EpicTexan (09/29/2011) [-]
I can't deny that, since I don't even know you. So, thank you for not raging.
#519 - Only Chuck Norris can wear Skechers with one leg over the othe… 09/28/2011 on When you see him +6
#33 - Tailbone = Broken 09/24/2011 on Suprise! +5
#466 - Left handed controller? Or.. What?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2011 on Online Gaming +5
#472 - patmccrow (09/21/2011) [-]
Wow, EXCELLENT perception. Maybe a mirrored image?

<-----Pic unrelated>
#475 - devvnn (09/21/2011) [-]
"So true, pic of me playin some xbox live
the controller is flip flopped because..........i'll leave it a mystery (troll face)
fine ill spill the beans....it was taken from a webcam specifically for this post hahahah"

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#141 - I Agree, I'm thirteen, and I'm constantly hated on for my age,…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2011 on Problem with this website 0
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#1285 - I'm... Thirteen... But everything else is correct. 09/16/2011 on You Are -3
#408 - **EpicTexan rolled a random image** Obamas Reaction <----- 09/14/2011 on Obama vs Putin +3
#937 - **EpicTexan rolls 4,191,748** 09/12/2011 on Hate these bitches 0
#134 - Yep lol. 06/14/2011 on THE MATRIX IS BROKEN 0
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User avatar #1 - epochpenors (12/14/2010) [-]
comment virginaty taken!
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