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EnemySpy

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Been an anon for the longest time, finally made an account. Probably wont be posting many pics.

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#535 - Dat shelf booty. 05/20/2015 on GIF contest 0
#8 - Horse? Really?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/18/2015 on that's the spot +16
User avatar #9 - maybehuman (05/18/2015) [-]
first thing I see is a big mass on its back, and having played with my horses like that I thought of a horse. then I see the feet, maybe a big, fat great dane. then the face comes into view, bam lion.
User avatar #11 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/18/2015) [-]
horses lay on their backs?
#13 - maybehuman (05/18/2015) [-]
if they trust you you can make them stay on there backs, but normally just roll in dirt to protect themselves from bugs.
User avatar #55 - brothergrimm (05/18/2015) [-]
This picture made me miss my favorite horse at the ranch i used to work at. He was awesome.
User avatar #60 - maybehuman (05/19/2015) [-]
sorry, what was his name?
#61 - brothergrimm (05/19/2015) [-]
Moonshine. He was a black and white paint Clydesdale. Big walking pile of awesome. We discovered he liked human tits. And ripping off bikini tops.
#62 - maybehuman (05/19/2015) [-]
ok, I got to hear that story...
User avatar #64 - brothergrimm (05/19/2015) [-]
Also that's not the discovery story. Just the time that was my favorite.
User avatar #65 - maybehuman (05/19/2015) [-]
that's cool, horse wingman that can't get botched at because he's a friken horse. mine Kasiska, Arab mix, she and I would play hide and seek, I'd let her out on the field(out on the enclosure and on the neighbour 's land and at in the woods or around the house.

since we'd play at night she didn't see a selky near a Bush and ran in it, got a piece of bike rade through her leg, she later developed arthritis in that leg, put her down 3,4 years ago.
User avatar #63 - brothergrimm (05/19/2015) [-]
The discovery itself was rather uneventful. Useful side note, this horse was smarter than a lot of people i know. Most of the time i swear he could understand me once upon a time he and i were just riding around the ranch and heard the girls ranch owners daughter, my gf at the time, 2 or 3 other chicks who worked the ranch over at the creek. i leaned over the saddle horn and said "Wanna go see the girls?" He stamped a few times and started nodding his head. Then i asked "You're gonna do the thing aren't you?" and he started kinda bouncing side to side excitedly. We went over and all the girls came over to pet moonshine and love on him fuckin horse was the biggest ladies man ever.... and after a few moments, he reached out and grabbed my gf's bikini top in his teeth and ripped the bitch off. It was fuckin glorious. We used to do shit like that all the time. Even better, it wasn't anything he was trained to do. He just did it.
#18 - darthblam (05/18/2015) [-]
Hello Darkness my old friend...
#19 - maybehuman (05/18/2015) [-]
I've come to speak with you again....
#53 - Just because we're alone with each other, I didn't think-- 05/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#66 - Does nobody else see that that's exactly their line of logic as well? 05/15/2015 on >muh privilege +1
#60 - bitch you stink I don't mean that, I'm just trying t… 05/07/2015 on Tumblr on Deodorant +1
#27 - ******** . He doesn't even have to be transgender. He co… 05/04/2015 on Transgendered +3
#105 - Insult in the same sense that "misogynist" is an ins… 05/02/2015 on Damn -1
#103 - All the thumbs say is that FJ is as much of a mindless circlej…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Damn -1
User avatar #104 - chimpaflimp (05/02/2015) [-]
Because.

Because.

You're a degenerate.

It's an insult, you cretin. It's not some fucking 'buzzword' like how Apple calls their mice 'magic' or some bollocks like that. Good lord, man, how big a stick do you have up your arse?
User avatar #105 - EnemySpy (05/02/2015) [-]
Insult in the same sense that "misogynist" is an insult, sure. Call it what you want, the point is that it doesn't mean anything; "Why shouldn't I do this thing?" "Because you're [insult] if you do!" At least sometimes tumblr makes an attempt at logical justification for their hate.
#101 - I like how nobody is denying it. Y'all are literally no better…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Damn -1
User avatar #102 - chimpaflimp (05/02/2015) [-]
The thumbs say otherwise, you loose-livered reprobate.
#103 - EnemySpy (05/02/2015) [-]
All the thumbs say is that FJ is as much of a mindless circlejerk as tumblr, imgur, and every other site we shit on. So for everyone who passes this comment, please continue to prove me right by sulking and red thumbing without bothering to explain how "degenerate" isn't a completely baseless insult, and FJ isn't a site full of hypocrits.
User avatar #104 - chimpaflimp (05/02/2015) [-]
Because.

Because.

You're a degenerate.

It's an insult, you cretin. It's not some fucking 'buzzword' like how Apple calls their mice 'magic' or some bollocks like that. Good lord, man, how big a stick do you have up your arse?
User avatar #105 - EnemySpy (05/02/2015) [-]
Insult in the same sense that "misogynist" is an insult, sure. Call it what you want, the point is that it doesn't mean anything; "Why shouldn't I do this thing?" "Because you're [insult] if you do!" At least sometimes tumblr makes an attempt at logical justification for their hate.
#10 - Congratulations 05/02/2015 on Heavy build in dark souls 0

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User avatar #1 - breadposter (08/05/2014) [-]
Do you even teleport bread faggot?
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