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ElmosPornWorld

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Sesame Street
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6823 total,  7936 ,  1113
Comment Thumbs: 1254 total,  1703 ,  449
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 161 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 162 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:170200
Times Content Favorited:479 times
Total Comments Made:777
FJ Points:7381
Favorite Tags: The Game (3) | my (2) | up (2)
My name is Elmo,

I once was a pedophile, but those days are over.

Now I go behind the Wal-Mart at the end of Sesame Street, and smoke a joint with Big Bird and Cookie Monster.

You know you wish you were me.

I make money by being a hooker, seeing that I am homeless and using Cookie Monster's computer while he's out on dates.
And remember kids, eat your veggies!


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#133 - Why does his face look like Nigel Thornberry 12/18/2015 on For the Vegans on FJ... 0
#59 - me 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... 0
#445 - plz mention 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics 0
#159 - Same here. I barely have a sense of smell. I can kinda smell s… 10/04/2015 on Have chilldhood tricks gone... 0
#1084 - **ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **ElmosPornWor… 09/12/2015 on Steam Giveaway! 0
#198 - Please do me 09/08/2015 on Username Pictures Part 14 0
#56 - Damn he looks really old now  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Obama +2
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#68 - sphincterface (09/05/2015) [-]
Being the president isn't exactly all sunshine and rainbows, and the poor guy catches flak for every single decision he makes. I am pretty sure I would look old as balls too.
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#65 - covered (09/05/2015) [-]
yeah, being president can be stressful I can imagine
#89 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
Not to mention it's been like nine years.
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#77 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
holy fuck, 5 years in the house.
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#29 - **ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **ElmosPornW… 07/06/2015 on ElmosPornWorld's profile 0
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#29 - ElmosPornWorld (07/06/2015) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls A big black dick.**
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User avatar #28 - ElmosPornWorld (07/06/2015) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls I love the smell of _ in the morning.**
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User avatar #29 to #28 - ElmosPornWorld (07/06/2015) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls A big black dick.**
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#26 - ElmosPornWorld (07/06/2015) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld used "*roll picture*"**
**ElmosPornWorld rolled image**
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User avatar #25 - ElmosPornWorld (07/06/2015) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 4, pokemon*"**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls Milotic**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls Abomasnow**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls Crawdaunt**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls Tympole**
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User avatar #23 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I like your name
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User avatar #24 to #23 - ElmosPornWorld (02/26/2015) [-]
Thanks I like your face <3
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User avatar #21 - ElmosPornWorld (04/28/2014) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld rolled user datgrass ** Have a nice day
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#22 to #21 - datgrass (04/28/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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User avatar #20 - ElmosPornWorld (04/06/2014) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld rolled user sinconn ** You're super special
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User avatar #18 - ElmosPornWorld (04/06/2014) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld rolled user jontron ** I hope you have a great day today
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User avatar #19 to #18 - jontron (04/06/2014) [-]
thanks mang
ive got a lot of work to do it probably isnt going to be
i hope you do though
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User avatar #17 - ElmosPornWorld (04/05/2014) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld rolled user graphicscat ** You are quite the cutie patootie
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User avatar #16 - ElmosPornWorld (11/22/2013) [-]
moo
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User avatar #2 - seratyo ONLINE (09/29/2012) [-]
>Adman attempted to sue the oatmeal for no good reason
>Oatmeal drew a pic of the lawyer's mother having sex with a bear and started a charity fundraiser for bear conservation and cancer research instead of giving Funnyjunk money
>I think Adman stopped the case or something when he realised there was no way he would win
>A post was made somewhere about how "Funnyjunk had changed management" because he probably realised that a lot of the users would probably be pretty angry and if he hadn't said that, the masses would be leaving and **** .
Of course, that's what people are assuming. It might be that it was the lawyer of funnyjunk who was sueing and not kim jong himself. It has, in no way, affected the site...
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks fur the friend add ^w^
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User avatar #4 to #1 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
yw <3
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User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/22/2013) [-]
**** that was like a year ago... I don't even remeber that.
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#6 to #5 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
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how could you forget a friend
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User avatar #7 to #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/22/2013) [-]
I don't know half the people in my freinds list.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
:c
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User avatar #9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/22/2013) [-]
I can't remember everyone.
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#10 to #9 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
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b-but we talk sometimes
:c
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User avatar #11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/22/2013) [-]
I remember you not elmospornworld
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User avatar #12 to #11 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
yay! <3
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User avatar #14 to #13 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
das hot
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User avatar #15 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/22/2013) [-]
of course it is it's a fox
 
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