if you have your heart set on buying a mac, you will get yourself a mac. When you find the right person, they are all you can think about, they are the only one you ever want to be with, and even the thought of them leaving you, or cheating on you, will cause you a lot of pain and grief. If you cant find this, then I feel sorry for you.

Then I guess you feel sorry for me.

Most girls who are like that are just shallow whores. To be honest, there are better things in life then just sleeping around. I say just find the girl you are meant to be with, and be done with it all.

I thoroughly enjoy shallow whores (hint: have sex with them!), maybe when I meet a woman who I like sure i'll stay with her, but what if she wants me with muscles? And goes off and fines some muscly dude who looks something like me or acts sort of like me and take him instead? You may say: the perfect girl will want you just like you are. Not necessarily, what if there's a better me she can take? It's like going to buy a computer and there's a mac and a pc same price, why would you buy the mac?

if you have your heart set on buying a mac, you will get yourself a mac. When you find the right person, they are all you can think about, they are the only one you ever want to be with, and even the thought of them leaving you, or cheating on you, will cause you a lot of pain and grief. If you cant find this, then I feel sorry for you.

Then I guess you feel sorry for me.

but looking buff is just... wrong, at least to me it is. I'd rather keep my 'skinny defenseless nerd' look, then when people see what I am really like, they are sorry -w-

Personally I am attracted to women, I don't know about you but I am. At first glance I don't look strong or healthy for that matter. Sure my face doesn't look skinny and weak but I do as a whole. I am ignored by most women because my muscles aren't huge.

Tl;Dr: GET BUFF 2 GET DA WIMENZ

Most girls who are like that are just shallow whores. To be honest, there are better things in life then just sleeping around. I say just find the girl you are meant to be with, and be done with it all.

I thoroughly enjoy shallow whores (hint: have sex with them!), maybe when I meet a woman who I like sure i'll stay with her, but what if she wants me with muscles? And goes off and fines some muscly dude who looks something like me or acts sort of like me and take him instead? You may say: the perfect girl will want you just like you are. Not necessarily, what if there's a better me she can take? It's like going to buy a computer and there's a mac and a pc same price, why would you buy the mac?

if you have your heart set on buying a mac, you will get yourself a mac. When you find the right person, they are all you can think about, they are the only one you ever want to be with, and even the thought of them leaving you, or cheating on you, will cause you a lot of pain and grief. If you cant find this, then I feel sorry for you.

Then I guess you feel sorry for me.

how does that make me retarded for simply questioning the comic? he never said your mother is home, it basically said im off to fuck your mother, it may be intended to make you believe shes home, but never actually states it, therefore you can not tell me with 100% proof that the mother is actually home

It's called "assuming the obvious".

It's just a comic , so really no need to go in such detail/depth.

Yes you are correct, and yeah that wasnt my brightest moment, i just wanted to make a detailed statement to take away the "retarded" from the statement

or you just have a really good sense of humor, mate