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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/16/2009
Location:Carson City NV
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User avatar #125 - extooso (05/21/2013) [-]
you are very blue
#126 to #125 - Eleatperson (05/22/2013) [-]
dats racist
dats racist
#32 - doganator (05/19/2013) [-]
If only made your account in 2009 then how blur is 2006 accounts or even 2002
User avatar #33 to #32 - Eleatperson (05/19/2013) [-]
unfortunately the oldest account is October of 2007 i believe
so I wouldn't know
#34 to #33 - doganator (05/19/2013) [-]
Did accounts not start until then?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Eleatperson (05/19/2013) [-]
no they started a long time before, however when the "Great blackout" happened the accounts were lost along with thumbs and content...some still had them...and then DJ 4DM1N (the old one) deleted them
User avatar #30 - TheseChocodiles (04/07/2013) [-]
You became a member on my 14th birthday.


You definitely needed to know this.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Eleatperson (04/07/2013) [-]
Jesus...I feel like grandfather time of FJ
User avatar #28 - misticalz (04/07/2013) [-]
Your name hurts to look at :C
User avatar #29 to #28 - Eleatperson (04/07/2013) [-]
well your name...it...ummm...
well yeah it does
#1 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Sneaking up in yo profiles, taking yo comment virginity
#3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Problems solved! how's life my friend?
#4 to #3 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
eh, off work relaxing...still wondering if FJ is just fucking with me about the post...
eh, off work relaxing...still wondering if FJ is just fucking with me about the post...
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
You mean your jump to front page?
User avatar #7 to #5 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
well that and the sudden rush of 16 year old whores...
User avatar #9 to #7 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
How old are you? Is this a worse thing that it may sound?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yes...that...
btw, what high school did you go to?
#8 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Incline, over at Lake Tahoe. Pic related: home
User avatar #10 to #8 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
ah damn...i went to carson high school
User avatar #11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Hell, you're probably the closest to home person i've ever met on FJ
User avatar #12 to #11 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah, well i mean...im in North Carolina now...but i lived in Carson, and go home once in a while
User avatar #13 to #12 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
graduating year?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
2011
User avatar #15 to #14 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Heh, same. Three more questions then: you have any incline friends i might know the name of? Are you just up in NC for college or is that home for other reasons? Were you ever in ROTC? (that's the only way you're likely to know me)
User avatar #16 to #15 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
i know of no one in incline...
Im stationed here
yes i was, all 4 years
did you ever go to the "mini boot camp"?
User avatar #17 to #16 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
JCLC? That's the only thing Incline took part in that may be a mini boot camp. What branch of service if you don't mind my asking?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
hmm...probably, it was three days long, we always got a couple of you guys for it
the only way to be, a US Marine
User avatar #19 to #18 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, i did JCLC two years in a row, first year i was c/Major Hooker, second year c/Lieutenant Colonel Hooker. If you don't remember any jokes about that name then you won't remember me.

Good on you my friend. My dad was a marine and i'm considering following after you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
i dont remember the jokes...but the name sounds familiar...what platoon where you in?
well as long as you arent a shitbag, douche and meet the requirements and exceed them, then i would be glad to have you
User avatar #26 to #20 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, thanks broski. Honestly my largest trouble is sacking up and doing it... Just have to get my head on straight. Thank you for talking to me about it. See ya around FJ i suppose!
User avatar #27 to #26 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
ill see ya around then, and no problem
User avatar #21 to #20 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Bravo company one year, then Black-hat for Charlie the next. I spend all of the 2011 year on top of the Rappel tower, checking equipment and organizing cadets for the instructors to send over.

Were you in good shape before you went to boot camp? i'm not unfit, im just a twig. My dad was smaller than me when he enlisted, and i know that boot camp would bulk me up with muscle, but i worry about not having the capability to succeed from the start.
User avatar #25 to #21 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
well...its pretty hard to fail...just follow the rules, learn what is being taught and then use it...its pretty simple overall...its excelling that gets most people
User avatar #23 to #21 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
not succeed as in what?
User avatar #24 to #23 - waffies ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
I don't know i guess. I suppose i'm more afraid of failure than anything else, that's something i hope the service would change about myself. Don't mind my ramblings
User avatar #22 to #21 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah...we are talking about two diff things as I suspected
I was in...decent shape, 23 min 3 mile 100+ crunches, and 13 pullups...
and boot camp wont really bulk you up very much, if at all
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