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Date Signed Up:9/16/2010
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#59 - It is not meters per seconds to the negative 2  [+] (15 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Snap... -1
#62 - bigvic (03/17/2012) [-]
actually it is
gravity = 9.8 m/(s^2)
User avatar #60 - youreawesome (03/17/2012) [-]
ms^2 means meter 'times' second square
ms^-2 means meter 'per' second square
User avatar #66 - dagnii (03/17/2012) [-]
You made my head hurt and now I have to poop.
#61 - EjPzycho has deleted their comment.
User avatar #64 - ToshiTheTree (03/17/2012) [-]
I don't think you know how negative powers work.
#69 - dagnii (03/17/2012) [-]
negative powers? like the dark side?
User avatar #67 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
I do, thanks for reminding me why I'm failing math.
User avatar #72 - youreawesome (03/17/2012) [-]
keep practicing and you'll be alright
User avatar #73 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
but practicing means doing my homework, and that is never going to happen.
#80 - dagnii (03/17/2012) [-]
thanks for reminding me why I love that I am who I am.
I don't do homework and I'm still passing.
<-mfw I have to do homework to move into honours even though I have a B and would have an A if I did my homework.

#75 - youreawesome (03/17/2012) [-]
#81 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
gay
User avatar #77 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Thumbing requires math, so I'll just pretend I did.
User avatar #82 - dagnii (03/17/2012) [-]
Don't worry I thumbed up everyone so you don't have to.
User avatar #87 - youreawesome (03/17/2012) [-]
thanks you on behalf of everyone you thumb
#23 - Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? 0
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#21 - Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? +1
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#19 - Smoke it anyway  [+] (11 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? +1
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#17 - So go to your friends, say you got some weird shit.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? 0
User avatar #18 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i just emailed him. he confirmed it was weed but he doesnt know what the rock shit is.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Smoke it anyway
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#15 - Just take one or two, and when your parents aren't home, use a…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? 0
User avatar #16 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont really feel like explaining my situation again so just trust me: i am EXTREMELY limited.
User avatar #17 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
So go to your friends, say you got some weird shit.
User avatar #18 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i just emailed him. he confirmed it was weed but he doesnt know what the rock shit is.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Smoke it anyway
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#13 - Why not?  [+] (17 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? 0
User avatar #14 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
because i still live at my parents place. im turning 18 in a bit but until i get my own place, i cant smoke unless i hang out with a friend.
User avatar #15 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Just take one or two, and when your parents aren't home, use a lighter.
User avatar #16 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont really feel like explaining my situation again so just trust me: i am EXTREMELY limited.
User avatar #17 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
So go to your friends, say you got some weird shit.
User avatar #18 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i just emailed him. he confirmed it was weed but he doesnt know what the rock shit is.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Smoke it anyway
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#11 - Then set them on fire and inhale deeply.  [+] (19 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? +1
User avatar #12 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i cant.
User avatar #13 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #14 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
because i still live at my parents place. im turning 18 in a bit but until i get my own place, i cant smoke unless i hang out with a friend.
User avatar #15 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Just take one or two, and when your parents aren't home, use a lighter.
User avatar #16 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont really feel like explaining my situation again so just trust me: i am EXTREMELY limited.
User avatar #17 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
So go to your friends, say you got some weird shit.
User avatar #18 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i just emailed him. he confirmed it was weed but he doesnt know what the rock shit is.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Smoke it anyway
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#2 - The longer I stare the weaker I feel. 03/17/2012 on Accept the Challenge? +1
#9 - Checking to see if it's one of those snapper things for the 4t…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? +1
User avatar #10 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
its not. its hard as a rock, but there are green and white rocks. the guy below says that the white ones are not weed, so wtf are they?
User avatar #11 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Then set them on fire and inhale deeply.
User avatar #12 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i cant.
User avatar #13 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #14 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
because i still live at my parents place. im turning 18 in a bit but until i get my own place, i cant smoke unless i hang out with a friend.
User avatar #15 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Just take one or two, and when your parents aren't home, use a lighter.
User avatar #16 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont really feel like explaining my situation again so just trust me: i am EXTREMELY limited.
User avatar #17 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
So go to your friends, say you got some weird shit.
User avatar #18 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i just emailed him. he confirmed it was weed but he doesnt know what the rock shit is.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Smoke it anyway
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#6 - Try throwing it on the ground really hard.  [+] (23 new replies) 03/17/2012 on what is this? +2
User avatar #8 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
what the fuck would that accomplish?
User avatar #9 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Checking to see if it's one of those snapper things for the 4th of july.
User avatar #10 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
its not. its hard as a rock, but there are green and white rocks. the guy below says that the white ones are not weed, so wtf are they?
User avatar #11 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Then set them on fire and inhale deeply.
User avatar #12 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i cant.
User avatar #13 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #14 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
because i still live at my parents place. im turning 18 in a bit but until i get my own place, i cant smoke unless i hang out with a friend.
User avatar #15 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Just take one or two, and when your parents aren't home, use a lighter.
User avatar #16 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont really feel like explaining my situation again so just trust me: i am EXTREMELY limited.
User avatar #17 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
So go to your friends, say you got some weird shit.
User avatar #18 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i just emailed him. he confirmed it was weed but he doesnt know what the rock shit is.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Smoke it anyway
User avatar #20 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
i dont know man. seems like if it was bad or something i could get poisoned...
User avatar #21 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Poison control is on the back of every medicine container.
#22 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
wait what?
User avatar #23 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
Check medicine, read, find poison control's number.
User avatar #24 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
no way man. then they will see ive been smoking and throw me in jail. im not fucking with this shit.
User avatar #27 - apollonious (03/17/2012) [-]
Pussy
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
They don't throw you in jail for actually over dosing or getting poisoned. Are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #29 - iseeyouthar (03/17/2012) [-]
they throw you in jail for having weed in your system.
#47 - killincleric (03/18/2012) [-]
no they don't? wtf?! You can't go to jail for having it in your system...you can for having it on you...but no...not for using it privately and having it in your system....
User avatar #45 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
definitely*

User avatar #44 - carfreak (03/18/2012) [-]
They defiantly do not.
#3 - It shows. 03/17/2012 on Yea We been there +1
#1 - Oh god, how long did it take you to make this?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Yea We been there 0
#2 - unseengiant (03/17/2012) [-]
something on the spur of the moment
User avatar #3 - EjPzycho (03/17/2012) [-]
It shows.
#2 - Then why are the conservatives calling liberals socialists? 03/14/2012 on Forever liberal +1
#89 - >saying time travel isn't scientifically possible >U… 03/09/2012 on from the new episode +4
#2 - 16<10 03/08/2012 on The things I find on... +1
#11 - There is no group for them. 03/08/2012 on The pokemon formula 0
#4 - Last guy said funnyjunk! 03/06/2012 on 4Chan trolls radio show +1
#3 - Picture 03/03/2012 on Definitive Proof +1
#1 - Silly cleverbot, everypony knows Fluttershy is best pony.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2012 on Definitive Proof +1
#2 - sgicjr (03/03/2012) [-]
#3 - EjPzycho (03/03/2012) [-]
#6 - Like this? 03/03/2012 on NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART +2
#3 - Damage blade, create the human body. 03/02/2012 on I can English +1
#19 - To the moon then. 02/29/2012 on Choose wisely 0
#17 - And how would the government take it from you, you have a port…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Choose wisely 0
User avatar #18 - deadmash (02/29/2012) [-]
And they have the ability to surround any area that the portal gun can reach and point a gun at me before I can make any move.
User avatar #19 - EjPzycho (02/29/2012) [-]
To the moon then.
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2012 on Classic comic, ponified +1
#15 - brandonius (02/25/2012) [-]
Little too low... o_0
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#2 - jizzoneverything (04/09/2012) [-]
Oh EjPzycho I'm sooo sorry that you disliked my comedically brilliant content :( Hopefully someday I'll make something that makes you laugh from the bottom of your heart. I love you EjPzycho, like only someone who fishes your turds out of the toilet so they can add to their shrine of you in their attic can. Marry me EjPzycho, please....you'd make me the happiest transvestite in the world.
User avatar #3 to #2 - EjPzycho (04/09/2012) [-]
I didn't mid the content, that was just stupid, you applauding yourself in the comments was utterly pathetic.
User avatar #1 - JoeTheRooster (10/08/2010) [-]
VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!
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