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Video Games Played: Vindictus, RuneScape, Minecraft
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Virginia
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Highest Content Rank:#5004
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#50406 - Because admin told me to. 03/12/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
#18 - My gif got turned into a thumbnail 03/12/2014 on he's just playing skyrim +3
#17 - A CHALLENGER APPEARS  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on he's just playing skyrim +7
#18 - Eiza (03/12/2014) [-]
My gif got turned into a thumbnail
#45 - Wonderful out-of-nowhere performance performed by perform. 10/10.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Douche -1
#46 - perform (03/07/2014) [-]
Perform, out.
#42 - It increases metabolism, leading to fat loss. Unless you're ea…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Douche 0
#58 - kez (03/07/2014) [-]
Jogging bassically makes your body want to get better at running, know what makes you better at running? losing some weight, know what weighs a lot?? Excess muscle.

Walking or sprinting are what you wanna do, jogging makes you lose muscle, but nothing mental
User avatar #43 - perform (03/07/2014) [-]
MUSKELS ARE MY FAVORITE SPORT TOO.
#45 - Eiza (03/07/2014) [-]
Wonderful out-of-nowhere performance performed by perform. 10/10.
#46 - perform (03/07/2014) [-]
Perform, out.
#41 - I added running to my daily workout and noticed a significant … 03/07/2014 on Douche 0
#72 - Bodybuilding - Extreme strength lifting conventional heavy cra… 03/06/2014 on For you admin +1
#40 - That's great and all but no normal person is going to know the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Know the difference +5
#65 - boblywop (03/05/2014) [-]
#48 - gnalde (03/05/2014) [-]
#135 - Typical monster now: 03/05/2014 on shonen then and now +1
#133 - Typical monster from Toriko then:  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on shonen then and now +1
#135 - Eiza (03/05/2014) [-]
Typical monster now:
#128 - >18 years old >Never had a GF, kissless virgin &…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on /b/tards First Kiss +2
#137 - dehnoobshow (03/05/2014) [-]
#172 - It is. I don't understand why they changed the animation style… 03/04/2014 on Suddenly, QUALITY +1
#76 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Suddenly, QUALITY +47
User avatar #208 - mephistesulfurion (03/06/2014) [-]
I AM BECOME RUBBER.
User avatar #149 - AdamBaum (03/04/2014) [-]
Tell me that's not in the actual Naruto Shippuden anime
User avatar #172 - Eiza (03/04/2014) [-]
It is. I don't understand why they changed the animation style so drastically for this fight. Not the whole episode, just the fight. It wasn't necessary at all and resulted in me doing little more than laugh my ass off, especially during a point in the fight that Naruto grabbed a slab of rock and drove Pain into the ground like a nail. I couldn't take it seriously at all.
User avatar #160 - sagedivinity (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes but this is it slowed down, it looks better sped up.
#155 - saxong (03/04/2014) [-]
It was, but that style served a very distinct purpose. In an anime populated by demigods who teleport and walk on water on a daily basis it becomes difficult to convey anything happening at an elevated level from the pre-defined norms. This literally reality-bending style shows that he is moving so fast that physics cannot keep up with him.

I haven't seen a full episode of Naruto since somewhere around 2009 because I just got sick of it in general but I will never understand the hatred spewed at this fight.
#178 - carlsagouin (03/04/2014) [-]
It simply looked like shit regardless at how many times those arguments were used.
And it was hatred from the fans. Most people just laughed because they didn't care anyway.
#18 - I have too many of these  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on A long one he has +17
User avatar #50 - elmarcocfc (02/27/2014) [-]
Fucking Misfits, as well.
#46 - shamwtf (02/27/2014) [-]
This made me chuckle so sensibly
#28 - He beat the Berserker armor? Since when did Jackie Chan become…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on What would Jackie look like... +5
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
He is no fukken apostle either.
New chapters are in the making by the way. Gonna be awesome to see what is next!
#345 - There's none for either except for the stories. That's why the… 02/27/2014 on Do you have more of these ? 0
#85 - Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals… 02/27/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
#83 - For saying that I like the stories and pondering the actions o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
User avatar #84 - acemcgunner (02/27/2014) [-]
no not to that.. u just seem like the type of guy who would go to church but then say bullshit to someone, "god wouldn't do that"
User avatar #85 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals regarding a religion, that's rude and messed up. But I don't mind discussing the justification for the actions of deities.
#78 - It's like the Pokemon card game. I never played the game, I ju…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
User avatar #81 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
really...I'm a Christian, I find this, well, you seem like a asshole...
User avatar #83 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
For saying that I like the stories and pondering the actions of God and Lucifer? Well alright, then. I'm a Unitarian Universalist, so I look at different religions relatively equally. I've had more exposure to Christianity so I know more from the Bible than other religious texts.
User avatar #84 - acemcgunner (02/27/2014) [-]
no not to that.. u just seem like the type of guy who would go to church but then say bullshit to someone, "god wouldn't do that"
User avatar #85 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals regarding a religion, that's rude and messed up. But I don't mind discussing the justification for the actions of deities.
#70 - One of my more wordy comments got rolled instead of a stupid p…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
User avatar #73 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
not a Christian, really?
User avatar #78 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
It's like the Pokemon card game. I never played the game, I just liked the pretty pictures. With Christianity I enjoy the stories.
User avatar #81 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
really...I'm a Christian, I find this, well, you seem like a asshole...
User avatar #83 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
For saying that I like the stories and pondering the actions of God and Lucifer? Well alright, then. I'm a Unitarian Universalist, so I look at different religions relatively equally. I've had more exposure to Christianity so I know more from the Bible than other religious texts.
User avatar #84 - acemcgunner (02/27/2014) [-]
no not to that.. u just seem like the type of guy who would go to church but then say bullshit to someone, "god wouldn't do that"
User avatar #85 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals regarding a religion, that's rude and messed up. But I don't mind discussing the justification for the actions of deities.
#71 - jovanlisac (02/26/2014) [-]
**jovanlisac rolled a random comment #58 posted by mephistesulfurion at Airplane flying through fog ** :
#51 - ****** best not be talkin' **** abou…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Build-A GF Workshop +2
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/26/2014) [-]
He's in jail now lol. CP fag.


Pretty common for people with a mental illness of liking pillows.
#61 - igotthuggery (02/26/2014) [-]
No, you're thinking of this black guy.
User avatar #57 - deadmansdope (02/26/2014) [-]
...says the anon...
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/26/2014) [-]
What relevance does that have?



Doesn't change the fact that the nignog is in jail.
User avatar #62 - deadmansdope (02/26/2014) [-]
Like I'm gonna believe an anon without sources.
#303 - There's no evidence to support "facts" either in rel…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Do you have more of these ? 0
#311 - popeflatus (02/27/2014) [-]
X-Men is also fun, but i don't think it is real! Which 'facts' do you think there is no evidence for?
User avatar #345 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
There's none for either except for the stories. That's why there's so much fanfiction of X-Men and why I like to ponder things from the Bible.
#274 - I'm saying that God was young and weak once and obtained his p…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Do you have more of these ? 0
#277 - popeflatus (02/26/2014) [-]
This is just conjecture with no evidence to support it. It is like your own fan fiction that you have concocted, so...don't 'over think' religion, just look at the facts!
User avatar #303 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
There's no evidence to support "facts" either in religion. The whole religion is about overexamination of stories. It's too fun.
#311 - popeflatus (02/27/2014) [-]
X-Men is also fun, but i don't think it is real! Which 'facts' do you think there is no evidence for?
User avatar #345 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
There's none for either except for the stories. That's why there's so much fanfiction of X-Men and why I like to ponder things from the Bible.
#29 - Satan strives to force evolution upon humanity in any way that…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Do you have more of these ? +18
#255 - popeflatus (02/26/2014) [-]
How can an omnipotent and omniscient god have 'failures'?
User avatar #274 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm saying that God was young and weak once and obtained his power through eons of effort, learning, trial and error, and more. If you lived for an indefinite, seemingly infinite amount of time, you will fail over and over in many things. You will learn from those failures as well.

For a small being like ourselves, we would learn from rejection, bad health choices, and other things that only affect ourselves. But to a Godlike being, the fate of entire races could hang in the balance of choices that could seem small to them but massive to the races being tampered with.

In that time, God would probably see that races who he gifted with knowledge and the ability to be smart and grow to be like he was/is, inevitably became their own undoing. After how many failed attempts to make an intelligent race also have wisdom, only to see it be completely destroyed by that same gift, would God be unable to handle that trauma again?

So, as the story goes, he made Adam and Eve without true intelligence. Lucifer spoke to them and tried to make them smart and adaptive like God, and when he found out, that same pain from the infinite past hit him once again and he realized at that moment that he had failed once more.

Lucifer may very well have a troubled, painful future ahead of him for trying to play God. He just doesn't know it yet.

I'm not a Christian, but I have to admit that overthinking the religion is amusing.
#277 - popeflatus (02/26/2014) [-]
This is just conjecture with no evidence to support it. It is like your own fan fiction that you have concocted, so...don't 'over think' religion, just look at the facts!
User avatar #303 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
There's no evidence to support "facts" either in religion. The whole religion is about overexamination of stories. It's too fun.
#311 - popeflatus (02/27/2014) [-]
X-Men is also fun, but i don't think it is real! Which 'facts' do you think there is no evidence for?
User avatar #345 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
There's none for either except for the stories. That's why there's so much fanfiction of X-Men and why I like to ponder things from the Bible.
#162 - wwhhaaq (02/26/2014) [-]
well, god can't have really been around THAT long and experienced enough, if he created everything in 7 days or however that goes how wise could he really be in the sense of experience if there was nothing to experience
User avatar #152 - ugottanked (02/26/2014) [-]
so a fight between evolution and stagnation...
User avatar #146 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/26/2014) [-]
I'd take the Devil's side either way. I'd rather reach oblivion by striving to be all I can be than remain an ignorant fool.
User avatar #136 - garymotherfingoak (02/26/2014) [-]
That's what he wants you to think
#112 - wimwam (02/26/2014) [-]
A interesting take
User avatar #40 - situmus (02/25/2014) [-]
Most accurate post about this stuff I've seen yet.
#19 - Picture 02/25/2014 on bambi was later eaten +186
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