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Eiza

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Vindictus, RuneScape, Minecraft
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Virginia
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#78 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Please No Ban 0
#99 - The best MOC I've ever seen was years ago when I stumbled onto… 07/21/2014 on Bionicle-related Creations 0
#87 - I got this heart attack in the winter on the school's back law…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/20/2014 on I think she might have been... +51
#201 - sposadox (07/20/2014) [-]
Doesn't he push you? I never went for that ending. Why would your character jump?
#218 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Because he's royally fucked up his chances with every female MC, and the only person he has left as a friend is some hikkikomori who is half terrified and half unexplainably enraged at some conspiracy theory he has cooked up about women and feminists taking over the world.

IMO, sounds like a pretty good reason to an hero.

#220 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Hisao... does... WHAT?!
#221 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Basically, the first act is the one where you choose which girl's route you're going through. Each girl has her own acts 2-4. How it decides on which route you'll take is based upon a counter system, and you need a certain amount of interaction with a particular girl to "activate" her route. You'll know which girl you're going with by who you're with on the festival. If you don't interact with any of the girls to a sufficient degree, you don't go with any of them. After that, well, you die. It's usually called the "Kenji Ending." You end up on the roof with a (presumably) drunk Kenji, and he's trying to get you to do something or other with him (i can't recall,) and as you're backing away from him, you fall off the roof.
User avatar #222 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Well fuck... I'd heard of the Kenji Ending before but nothing specific about it... Well, that's something else I wont be trying out...
#223 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, in order to get 100% completion, you have to do the Kenji ending.
User avatar #224 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Fuck 100%
Even if the Kenji ending didn't end in you dying I could never go through with getting Hanako's Neutral ending let alone her Bad ending...
#225 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
I fucked up, because I'm an idiot. Every girl, the first time through, I got the <Bad End>

First it was Emi. Then Lilly, Hanako, Shizune, and Rin in that order. I got the Kenji End first when I was trying to start Rin's route.

Related, MFW.
User avatar #226 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Really? I didn't have that issue. I got Emi as my first playthrough by accident. I wanted to start with Hanako, but I liked Lily too much to not go with her next. I was certain I'd got her bad ending until she was there in the hospital room with you. Then Hanako, Rin, and because I didn't like her character I chose the bad ending for Shizune fucking Misha before her good one. Cheating on her left me depressed, and her good one left me unsatisfied, Shizune was my least favorite story by far... I ended up using a guide for Rin and couldn't help but continue using it for Shizune, but ultimately, I was able to see what were the right and wrong choices Give Emi space, Open up to Lily, and Treat Hanako like a girl you have feelings for instead of a delicate infant
User avatar #227 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, see, I wanted to start with Hanako too, but I too ended up getting Emi. I mean, looking at the chart I was using, you either have to be trying, or be fucking stupid the get the Kenji ending, because you can *almost* always get Emi, as long as when the doctor asks you if you'll exercise, you answer "Yes" instead of "Maybe."
User avatar #228 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
I find it ironic that being concerned with your health is what makes you date the the girl who nearly killed you
#229 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, actually, going with Emi's route gives Hisao the best chance of surviving longer, because with Lilly, Hanako, and Rin, he spends most of his time in a sedentary manner. He's a bit more active when he's part of the Student Council in Shizune's Route, but it's not daily exercise in a targeted manner like Emi's is. Not to mention, Hisao has at least one episode with every girl. I'd say that Lilly's route is where you actually come closest to dying without actually dying. Because, you know, not only does Hisao have several episodes in her arc, he actually has another heart attack.
User avatar #230 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
For me, Lily's a kind, beautiful girl who wouldn't be exhausting to be around, so I'd love to meet someone like her in real life. Plus the way she holds onto Hisao and depends on him as a guide is really sweet to me.
#231 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Plus the way she holds onto Hisao and depends on him as a guide is really sweet to me.

Ignoring the practical reason for doing so, yeah it is pretty sweet. The thing is, she herself isn't an exhausting person to be around. Hisao is just a dumb fuck and either forgets his medicine (Summer Vacation) or exerts himself beyond the point of no return (Airport) and almost dies because of his feelings for her. If he did the same thing with any other girl besides Emi, the result would probably be the same. Now, if he did it with Emi, he'd have a much higher chance to *not* reach the point at which his life is in serious and immediate danger.

In any case this is all a moot point, because Rin is the best girl IMO, because, to a degree, everyone else seems to fit a particular stereotype. Lilly is the Ojou-sama, Emi is the energetic, "gotta go gotta go" deredere who gets pissed when you pry into her past. Hanako is a dandere almost to the letter, and is really bad at conveying her intentions, and Shizune is somewhere between a himidere and a tsundere, because she's always expecting something out of Hisao. Where everyone else, to some degree, is predictable, Rin is not, she's anything but an open book. And while at times this is infuriating, it's also her defining characteristic; not making sense.

And besides, just look at that fucking face. That is 100%, bona-fide "happy."
User avatar #232 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I realize a lot of that, but I mean as if I were in Hisao's place, Shizune is too aggressive for my tastes, Emi is too energetic, Rin is cool but I wouldn't find her attractive in a romantic sense, and while she's cute, Hanako would be too hard to approach romantically, so Lily is just the girl I'd find most attractive.
#172 - megayoming (07/20/2014) [-]
Best Game ever
#32 - >Overleveled the crap out of my Skyrim character >Ha… 07/07/2014 on Fighting a boss when you're op +1
#167 - The only manga I've ever read that made me im…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on anime fights 0
#169 - spookygrizzly (07/07/2014) [-]
Indeed the story is glorious, however I have never heard of it becoming and anime (apart from the GIFs taken from the manag)
#164 - Who needs emotional support when you can have nigh-invincible …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on anime fights +1
User avatar #190 - joeyliquid (07/07/2014) [-]
True. But it kinda makes you into the skull knight and makes you murder your friends. Unless you get a pocket witch.
User avatar #166 - keltainenlumi (07/07/2014) [-]
That has only been around for a little while though.
#12 - Picture 07/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - That little kid up front on the left 07/07/2014 on 700 Fireworks go off +18
#7 - owl fukin rek ya m8 07/06/2014 on how birds fight +13
#69 - Watching the original melty video with this music …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Mondays +4
User avatar #166 - animosus (07/01/2014) [-]
Vindictus = always welcome.
#4 - Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on I'm not even sorry. No... +6
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#55 - Natural giants without thin bones and bad circulation can gain… 06/24/2014 on Go hard or go home. +1
#17 - You didn't put this one in there?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Awful, Awful Fanart +30
#39 - cupotruth (06/23/2014) [-]
wtf
#22 - zhitman (06/23/2014) [-]
Sponge + ogre = hedgehog

wot
#112 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Naming swords in Skyrim +25
User avatar #168 - assdoreponyfucker (06/23/2014) [-]
if only it had one more damage point
#42 - Watchtower dragon fight: Duck behind rock and lob arrows. GG …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Oh... +5
User avatar #53 - europe (06/22/2014) [-]
Exploring is nice in the game
#16 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Sandy's Cheeks +5
#299 - I had really bad ingrown toenails - both of my big toes - so I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +4
User avatar #336 - uhidk (06/17/2014) [-]
that's what you get for being such a pussy.
#9 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Thyranothorus +18
#197 - 5016 hours in RuneScape. Some might look at me and ask &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Just Skyrim Things +2
#245 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
coz its a bad game...
#37 - Huh. Those claims that GTA makes kids violent suddenly seem mu…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2014 on I Hate Everyone +82
User avatar #126 - oliveirajo (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure MOBAs are the ones making kids violent.
#136 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,405**

I don't think so. That statement you just said... It sounds like a repeat of the same kind of stuff I hear about a lot of new things. I read that exact sentence with Dark Souls and a few other games.
#179 - oliveirajo (06/15/2014) [-]
Pretty sure MOBAs are leading to frustration. Well, to my experience, it's the only type of game where I'm feeling a high level of dissaproval toward my allies.
Gif semi-related : Just wanted to see if it looked good
User avatar #41 - faimbot (06/14/2014) [-]
I was violent before gta was even conceived. Before i ever had a video games console.

Infact, videogames actually prevented many a violent moment, i would turn to games like tekken, dune, wwf warzone etc instead of assaulting someone.
#25 - ****** MS Paint skills for an even ******** situation 06/12/2014 on Helpless Victim +61
#134 - I want to eat it. Just to teach it a lesson. 06/11/2014 on Why The Fuck Would You Let... -1
#44 - Thanks, I couldn't find that one to save my life 06/11/2014 on Being threatened in skyrim 0
#20 - MFW I'm level 106 with super enchantments and all skill trees …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Being threatened in skyrim +20
#40 - blooddodo (06/11/2014) [-]
Took me a bit to place the text.
#28 - Nachodip (06/11/2014) [-]
#44 - Eiza (06/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, I couldn't find that one to save my life
#37 - hyperactiveman (06/11/2014) [-]
HAHA. Nice!
#50 - So does Michael. If anything, Michael's are more u…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Awesome battle 0
User avatar #51 - cptmongtard (06/09/2014) [-]
Aluminium lel

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User avatar #1 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Hey, do you remember this? www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo/Feel+story+and+thank+you+to+ks+board/TollGGb/19#19

This has stuck with me through all this time, man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Eiza (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm flattered that my words meant that much to you. I'm glad they were important enough for you to remember all this time.
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