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Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Vindictus, RuneScape, Minecraft
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:Virginia
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Comment Ranking:#1789
Highest Content Rank:#5004
Highest Comment Rank:#1456
Content Thumbs: 2069 total,  2627 ,  558
Comment Thumbs: 6367 total,  6585 ,  218
Content Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:131002
Times Content Favorited:83 times
Total Comments Made:701
FJ Points:5630

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#30 - No, now what you have are pimples from rubbing bacon and pig f… 05/16/2014 on So you wanna grow a beard? +5
#138 - Tastes okay. It's way too dry though. 05/16/2014 on "I've made a horrible... 0
#69 - A neckbeard is exactly what it sounds like. Hair on your neck.… 05/15/2014 on How to be neckbeard 0
#20 - Picture 05/15/2014 on Bird Legs +2
#10 - Billion-dollar paper hats and automated wood fishers and under…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on I love these +20
User avatar #12 - beautifull (05/15/2014) [-]
I had the entire haloween mask set, bought them for 20 mil, that was the going rate back then, they dropped to 18 mil and I panic sold thinking it was a poor investment, the next week they were 20 mil each :'(
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
Then it should please you to know they're over 100 mil each now.
User avatar #37 - fluttershyismine (05/15/2014) [-]
07 scape plssss
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
osrs = 40k
#15 - Picture 05/10/2014 on Anon's plan if 4chan dies 0
#4 - "Mom, you remember that goldfish we flushed down the toil… 05/08/2014 on What do they turn into? +55
#66 - I choose to be marked. I do not wish to serve some arrogant cr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Choose your power +8
#70 - youxbarstard (05/06/2014) [-]
#14 - Never been more relevant. 05/03/2014 on Shhh, it's all ogre now +19
#5 - Gif is try to be kill  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on knock knock +70
#23 - boomerpyro (05/03/2014) [-]
i made this
User avatar #25 - datmine (05/03/2014) [-]
And all of us are proud of it.
exept you feild da emphrah again
#15 - crackedpepper (05/03/2014) [-]
you know, i don't think id want to try that yoghurt.
i get the feeling its abit sour i mean just look at the face she pulled
#70 - "You're right. We are mortal and fragile. But even if we'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Hot +4
#107 - benevolentpsycho (05/03/2014) [-]
#117 - Osmium bullets ain't gonna make **** float away. … 05/01/2014 on floating away 0
#65 - Flattening hamsters, you say?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on How to make a thin hamster +104
User avatar #72 - angelmitskano (04/30/2014) [-]
What the fuck that poor thing
User avatar #160 - mranldestroyer (05/01/2014) [-]
it isnt real
User avatar #92 - schwerdaddy (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah he put so much pressure on it, he might have hurt his elbow!
#54 - I don't understand why anyone would want to get their *…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Unpopular Opinion +3
#58 - infernis (04/29/2014) [-]
Losing is fun.
User avatar #75 - avarius (04/29/2014) [-]
Especially with the Captain's Edition mod
#19 - Open the jar with your left hand. Better leverage. 04/27/2014 on Life Hack 0
#194 - Making OC about stuff happening on FunnyJunk is part of the re… 04/26/2014 on I Really Want Coloured Text +1
#19 - Picture 04/21/2014 on War +10
#134 - First one's a rifle. What kind of wonky tumor blades are you u… 04/19/2014 on Childhood... +16
#29 - Picture 04/16/2014 on Nudes +2
#35 - Picture 04/16/2014 on Every Free-To-Play MMO ever +2
#121 - Well, see, the thing is, I'd gotten close to a point of not ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on OP first post. go easy on... 0
#128 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't overthink it. Bang some sluts. You'll like it.

Use protection. For the love of god use protection. Seriously. Wrap it before you tap it.
#115 - I wasn't attracted to the first girl in a sexual manner, I jus…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2014 on OP first post. go easy on... 0
#117 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
You interact with women you don't want to bang and/or are banging on purpose?

We're clearly very different people.
User avatar #133 - grimsho (04/16/2014) [-]
Wierd how some people treat women like people and just want to be friends with them, not trying to get to know them to someday have sex with them.
#135 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
Unless your friend is a total uggo, tell me you wouldn't bang her if she liked you as more than a friend.

As to people who thumb down my shit: I don't care. I've never cared. I have no need for anyone to validate my existence. I will never delete my comments because I just don't give a shit. Thumb me down. It literally means nothing to me.
User avatar #138 - grimsho (04/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't. I'm above trying to sleep around just to validate my worth by using sex to prove that people want me. I literally would not enter a relationship with any female know, much less have sex with them.
Different people have different values, you don't have to assume every other guy would enjoy sleeping around if they could.
#146 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
If that's true: More power to you.

Given everything I know about real life and the internet though, that translates to "I can't get laid."
User avatar #152 - grimsho (04/16/2014) [-]
And there's no possible way I could change your mind about that or prove what I'm saying is true, so oh well.
User avatar #121 - Eiza (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, see, the thing is, I'd gotten close to a point of not caring with that first girl and had completely passed that point with the second one.

Growing up, I wasn't attracted to girls in my town that were hyper and loud and crazy and went to all kinds of parties and what-not. I only took a notice to the ones that were smart, quiet, or both. Those were few and far between where I live, resulting in me only taking an interest in five girls while I was in school.

- The first had far better grades than I did, possibly due to her Asian roots. Not trying to be racist, but her grades were astounding and her family probably did push her hard. Due to those grades and my lack of wanting to waste all my free time studying, I never spoke to her.
- The second girl was another overachiever like the first, even becoming the class president. A bit cliche, I'm sure, but she was witty and calm. But those grades kept me from ever associating with her.
- The third girl bullied me shortly after I took a shine to her in 8th grade. Not sure why, since I kept to myself and never really talked to anyone, but every chance she got for a month after she started, she'd verbally abuse me as much as she could.
- The fourth girl was another brilliant overachiever, very talented and smart, plus she was in my classes. Since I don't outright talk to people because I don't like to ask obvious questions like "Do you like this or that" I would listen to her talk to a few friends while I did my work. Probably seems stalkerish. But I found out she was taken, so that was a nope.
- The fifth girl was beautiful, smart, and quiet. Just seeing her in class every day could make me happy. But I found out she'd been taken for three years, and it crushed me.

After that, I realized that I'd need to lower my standards. My reluctance to do that, however, has made me realize that I'm going to be a wizard. I do other things instead of worry about women, though, so it's working out fine.
#128 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't overthink it. Bang some sluts. You'll like it.

Use protection. For the love of god use protection. Seriously. Wrap it before you tap it.
#39 - But what if the put grippy material on the inside of the hole … 04/16/2014 on we need to fund this +1
#108 - Girls that hang out on Facebook all day aren't exactly brillia…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2014 on OP first post. go easy on... +2
#113 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
You're friendzoned good sir. Being helpful can have them like you, but they won't like you as proven by the first example.

Nice guys finish in their hands.
User avatar #115 - Eiza (04/16/2014) [-]
I wasn't attracted to the first girl in a sexual manner, I just didn't like seeing her screwed up so badly for no reason. I've talked to a few guys and helped them out for the same stuff. Trying to make a taxi out of me was a total wtf though.

The second girl I helped as best as I could and I'm glad she's doing well, but after all she's been through and after learning what kind of crazies she fell in love with and how she got extremely pissed at my friend when he tried to help her, I'm not exactly interested in trying to get closer to her. It's nice that she wants to hang out with me, though.
#117 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
You interact with women you don't want to bang and/or are banging on purpose?

We're clearly very different people.
User avatar #133 - grimsho (04/16/2014) [-]
Wierd how some people treat women like people and just want to be friends with them, not trying to get to know them to someday have sex with them.
#135 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
Unless your friend is a total uggo, tell me you wouldn't bang her if she liked you as more than a friend.

As to people who thumb down my shit: I don't care. I've never cared. I have no need for anyone to validate my existence. I will never delete my comments because I just don't give a shit. Thumb me down. It literally means nothing to me.
User avatar #138 - grimsho (04/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't. I'm above trying to sleep around just to validate my worth by using sex to prove that people want me. I literally would not enter a relationship with any female know, much less have sex with them.
Different people have different values, you don't have to assume every other guy would enjoy sleeping around if they could.
#146 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
If that's true: More power to you.

Given everything I know about real life and the internet though, that translates to "I can't get laid."
User avatar #152 - grimsho (04/16/2014) [-]
And there's no possible way I could change your mind about that or prove what I'm saying is true, so oh well.
User avatar #121 - Eiza (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, see, the thing is, I'd gotten close to a point of not caring with that first girl and had completely passed that point with the second one.

Growing up, I wasn't attracted to girls in my town that were hyper and loud and crazy and went to all kinds of parties and what-not. I only took a notice to the ones that were smart, quiet, or both. Those were few and far between where I live, resulting in me only taking an interest in five girls while I was in school.

- The first had far better grades than I did, possibly due to her Asian roots. Not trying to be racist, but her grades were astounding and her family probably did push her hard. Due to those grades and my lack of wanting to waste all my free time studying, I never spoke to her.
- The second girl was another overachiever like the first, even becoming the class president. A bit cliche, I'm sure, but she was witty and calm. But those grades kept me from ever associating with her.
- The third girl bullied me shortly after I took a shine to her in 8th grade. Not sure why, since I kept to myself and never really talked to anyone, but every chance she got for a month after she started, she'd verbally abuse me as much as she could.
- The fourth girl was another brilliant overachiever, very talented and smart, plus she was in my classes. Since I don't outright talk to people because I don't like to ask obvious questions like "Do you like this or that" I would listen to her talk to a few friends while I did my work. Probably seems stalkerish. But I found out she was taken, so that was a nope.
- The fifth girl was beautiful, smart, and quiet. Just seeing her in class every day could make me happy. But I found out she'd been taken for three years, and it crushed me.

After that, I realized that I'd need to lower my standards. My reluctance to do that, however, has made me realize that I'm going to be a wizard. I do other things instead of worry about women, though, so it's working out fine.
#128 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't overthink it. Bang some sluts. You'll like it.

Use protection. For the love of god use protection. Seriously. Wrap it before you tap it.
#377 - Well see, the thing about number three is... We can kinda, you… 04/15/2014 on 404 title not found 0
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