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Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Taiwanese feel good...
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Terrorist gets CUCKED
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- When I was young, I was the fat kid at school. I was picjed on…
I have a similar story like that. I was fat growing up, and because all my clothes were hand me downs from my brother, and my name was devin, I was mistaken for a boy quite often until people heard me speak. It didn't help that I loved sports too. Even my friends made fun of me, except for 1. We ended up going to the same middle school together and through the year people would collectively pick on both of us, typically the older kids. 1 day this obnoxious kid in our class was slipping his hand between the bus seat creases to try and touch girls butts. He touched my friends, and she got really embarrassed and he laughed, and I got so mad I back fisted him on the side of his face and he hit his head against the metal bolt on the window and got a really bad wound on his temple. A few other instances of people picking on us and me retaliating, by the end of the year no one picked on us. But my friend moved to a different school and I was alone.
I only had 2 friends in highschool, and I was okay with it. But whenever I met someone new, I almost always heard "wow you're actually really nice!"
"Well you just look so mean, like you're gonna punch someone if they just talk to you" I didn't realize most kids in my grade were afraid of me, from stuff I did in middle school.
When I came back from Japan from my exchange program I had lost a ton of weight and my skin had cleared up, and I had clothes that actually fit me nicely since japan has such nice fashion. Only my 2 friends recognized me and maybe 4 of my teachers. Even today, though, a lot of people are surprised by my niceness. I just have resting bitch face and my voice is pretty monotone, and my jokes are really dry. Still hard for me to make friends and im 23
- EFG's origins started up when I was just a boy getting scammed…
- I hope happiness turns into the big underlying meme. Depressio…
Keep the wholesome train...
it started out with some people with actual issues making jokes because it can genuinely help to alleviate some issues, but now every fucker ever just posts them, its sad really.
Haha, like I do!
Please end me
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