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Video Games Played: Vindictus, RuneScape, Minecraft
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Virginia
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#14 - It's bad when you help multiple people through their problems …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on When you discuss about your... +15
#24 - melonman (07/28/2014) [-]
#5 - Picture 07/27/2014 on cory you sexy beast +6
#2 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Obama +15
#28 - I bet you still use whips, fgt  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on noob +14
User avatar #56 - irevolutions (07/28/2014) [-]
I remember I bought a whip when it was around 2 mil. Then after eoc, the price went down to like 90k
#15 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Boner +1
#35 - His eyes shine like the rays of morning His mo… 07/26/2014 on Atlantis: The Lost Empire +1
#525 - Let's see... From an early age, I was bullied for my weight an…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on give me your feels +2
#996 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2014) [-]
Dude, you should really think about doing a testosterone enanthate steroid cycle with 2 250 mg a week injections for 12 weeks with arimidex, clomid and nolvadex for pct i am not kidding you will get big fast and keep the gains with almost no side effects with a good pct.Want to lose some weight very fucking fast? you can use some clenbuterol or some other weight lost products from bodybuilders i am telling you dude that shit works wonders fast and effective you can get pills to counter all the side effects and for pretty cheap.Thats how you get shit done you can do this the smart way i am telling you its worth it. eroids.c o m forum go to injectables and click on any of the top 5 you can get pretty much any product pretty cheap and it is safe to use, you cant get arrested for this shit even if it gets seized they cant charge you unless you claim the package .Now go on and destroy them all with your mother fucking sword.
User avatar #547 - ninjabadger (07/24/2014) [-]
Keep on keepin' on, man'

Life gets rough, but we always find a way to persevere. That's the advice of one lonely dude to another.

Also that's a pretty kickin' sword
#447 - Picture 07/23/2014 on FJ shuts down +1
#2 - Will come in handy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on wizard babysitter +112
User avatar #17 - albertjester (07/23/2014) [-]
4chan on tumblr post shenanigans
#66 - Picture 07/22/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... +1
#78 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Please No Ban 0
#99 - The best MOC I've ever seen was years ago when I stumbled onto… 07/21/2014 on Bionicle-related Creations 0
#87 - I got this heart attack in the winter on the school's back law…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/20/2014 on I think she might have been... +51
#201 - sposadox (07/20/2014) [-]
Doesn't he push you? I never went for that ending. Why would your character jump?
#218 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Because he's royally fucked up his chances with every female MC, and the only person he has left as a friend is some hikkikomori who is half terrified and half unexplainably enraged at some conspiracy theory he has cooked up about women and feminists taking over the world.

IMO, sounds like a pretty good reason to an hero.

#220 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Hisao... does... WHAT?!
#221 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Basically, the first act is the one where you choose which girl's route you're going through. Each girl has her own acts 2-4. How it decides on which route you'll take is based upon a counter system, and you need a certain amount of interaction with a particular girl to "activate" her route. You'll know which girl you're going with by who you're with on the festival. If you don't interact with any of the girls to a sufficient degree, you don't go with any of them. After that, well, you die. It's usually called the "Kenji Ending." You end up on the roof with a (presumably) drunk Kenji, and he's trying to get you to do something or other with him (i can't recall,) and as you're backing away from him, you fall off the roof.
#222 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Well fuck... I'd heard of the Kenji Ending before but nothing specific about it... Well, that's something else I wont be trying out...
#223 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, in order to get 100% completion, you have to do the Kenji ending.
#224 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Fuck 100%
Even if the Kenji ending didn't end in you dying I could never go through with getting Hanako's Neutral ending let alone her Bad ending...
#225 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
I fucked up, because I'm an idiot. Every girl, the first time through, I got the <Bad End>

First it was Emi. Then Lilly, Hanako, Shizune, and Rin in that order. I got the Kenji End first when I was trying to start Rin's route.

Related, MFW.
#226 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Really? I didn't have that issue. I got Emi as my first playthrough by accident. I wanted to start with Hanako, but I liked Lily too much to not go with her next. I was certain I'd got her bad ending until she was there in the hospital room with you. Then Hanako, Rin, and because I didn't like her character I chose the bad ending for Shizune fucking Misha before her good one. Cheating on her left me depressed, and her good one left me unsatisfied, Shizune was my least favorite story by far... I ended up using a guide for Rin and couldn't help but continue using it for Shizune, but ultimately, I was able to see what were the right and wrong choices Give Emi space, Open up to Lily, and Treat Hanako like a girl you have feelings for instead of a delicate infant
User avatar #227 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, see, I wanted to start with Hanako too, but I too ended up getting Emi. I mean, looking at the chart I was using, you either have to be trying, or be fucking stupid the get the Kenji ending, because you can *almost* always get Emi, as long as when the doctor asks you if you'll exercise, you answer "Yes" instead of "Maybe."
#228 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
I find it ironic that being concerned with your health is what makes you date the the girl who nearly killed you
#229 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, actually, going with Emi's route gives Hisao the best chance of surviving longer, because with Lilly, Hanako, and Rin, he spends most of his time in a sedentary manner. He's a bit more active when he's part of the Student Council in Shizune's Route, but it's not daily exercise in a targeted manner like Emi's is. Not to mention, Hisao has at least one episode with every girl. I'd say that Lilly's route is where you actually come closest to dying without actually dying. Because, you know, not only does Hisao have several episodes in her arc, he actually has another heart attack.
#230 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
For me, Lily's a kind, beautiful girl who wouldn't be exhausting to be around, so I'd love to meet someone like her in real life. Plus the way she holds onto Hisao and depends on him as a guide is really sweet to me.
#231 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
Plus the way she holds onto Hisao and depends on him as a guide is really sweet to me.

Ignoring the practical reason for doing so, yeah it is pretty sweet. The thing is, she herself isn't an exhausting person to be around. Hisao is just a dumb fuck and either forgets his medicine (Summer Vacation) or exerts himself beyond the point of no return (Airport) and almost dies because of his feelings for her. If he did the same thing with any other girl besides Emi, the result would probably be the same. Now, if he did it with Emi, he'd have a much higher chance to *not* reach the point at which his life is in serious and immediate danger.

In any case this is all a moot point, because Rin is the best girl IMO, because, to a degree, everyone else seems to fit a particular stereotype. Lilly is the Ojou-sama, Emi is the energetic, "gotta go gotta go" deredere who gets pissed when you pry into her past. Hanako is a dandere almost to the letter, and is really bad at conveying her intentions, and Shizune is somewhere between a himidere and a tsundere, because she's always expecting something out of Hisao. Where everyone else, to some degree, is predictable, Rin is not, she's anything but an open book. And while at times this is infuriating, it's also her defining characteristic; not making sense.

And besides, just look at that fucking face. That is 100%, bona-fide "happy."
#232 - shadowbreech (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh, I realize a lot of that, but I mean as if I were in Hisao's place, Shizune is too aggressive for my tastes, Emi is too energetic, Rin is cool but I wouldn't find her attractive in a romantic sense, and while she's cute, Hanako would be too hard to approach romantically, so Lily is just the girl I'd find most attractive.
#172 - megayoming (07/20/2014) [-]
Best Game ever
#32 - >Overleveled the crap out of my Skyrim character >Ha… 07/07/2014 on Fighting a boss when you're op +1
#167 - The only manga I've ever read that made me im…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on anime fights 0
#169 - spookygrizzly (07/07/2014) [-]
Indeed the story is glorious, however I have never heard of it becoming and anime (apart from the GIFs taken from the manag)
#164 - Who needs emotional support when you can have nigh-invincible …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on anime fights +1
User avatar #190 - joeyliquid (07/07/2014) [-]
True. But it kinda makes you into the skull knight and makes you murder your friends. Unless you get a pocket witch.
User avatar #166 - keltainenlumi (07/07/2014) [-]
That has only been around for a little while though.
#12 - Picture 07/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - That little kid up front on the left 07/07/2014 on 700 Fireworks go off +18
#7 - owl fukin rek ya m8 07/06/2014 on how birds fight +13
#69 - Watching the original melty video with this music …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Mondays +4
User avatar #166 - animosus (07/01/2014) [-]
Vindictus = always welcome.
#4 - Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on I'm not even sorry. No... +6
#100 - shockingunderpants (06/25/2014) [-]
#55 - Natural giants without thin bones and bad circulation can gain… 06/24/2014 on Go hard or go home. +1
#17 - You didn't put this one in there?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Awful, Awful Fanart +30
#39 - cupotruth (06/23/2014) [-]
wtf
#22 - zhitman (06/23/2014) [-]
Sponge + ogre = hedgehog

wot
#112 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Naming swords in Skyrim +25
User avatar #168 - assdoreponyfucker (06/23/2014) [-]
if only it had one more damage point
#42 - Watchtower dragon fight: Duck behind rock and lob arrows. GG …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Oh... +5
User avatar #53 - europe (06/22/2014) [-]
Exploring is nice in the game
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