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#78 - hammarhead (08/07/2014) [-]
Hey, you. This might help you get started if you still really want to.
Every day, constantly, every time you remember, do a reality check. Ask yourself, am I in a dream? It worked very well for me to look at my hands, and press on my palms. They're stretchy when dreaming.
I eventually gave it up because I would constantly lose it, my brain would think its way out of the dream far too quickly.
#63 - demandsgayversion (08/07/2014) [-]
A dream is your mind strengthening the neurons you made or used the previous day by firing them repeatedly. They don't fire in the same order, since there's no reason to, but your brain still tries to make a "story" out of this, which is why dreams often involve topical shit.
You can't lucid dream. You can dream that you're having a lucid dream, where the topic of your dream is you becoming aware of the dream, but actually becoming lucid while dreaming is not possible. You can't fire new neurons while sleeping. It would be like a defragmentation program creating new files.
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#39 - mr skeltal (08/07/2014) [-]
That was a really well done monologue!
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#66 - urapooper (08/07/2014) [-]
I once had a dream where I met a girl and she was basically the perfect girl she was even able to solve a puzzle in the dream I was never able to solve by myself ( It was set in the same location as another dream which had this weird floor puzzle in a part) while she was solving the puzlee she was talking about how the (real) world can be saved by working together and our movements in the puzzle somehow represented the things she was saying. After that I woke up it felt weird.
I'm not joking around when I say this: I only remember being kissed twice in all my dreams that I can remember and it's always by the girl I have feelings for at the time and happens around the time of a family member's death in real life.
#42 - perform (08/07/2014) [-]
I've had that happen quite a few times to me too. It'd always be the same dream though.
And I always get to write a short little story about it, reviving the details:
I'm on a grassy hill lying down. The grass hasn't been cut for years, probably since civilization is so far away. The sun shines brightly overhead, forcing a squint to look at it. The breeze ruffles through my hair as I look on my watch. It's March 18th, during March Break. I feel a weight shifting on my chest. It's her. Her brown, almost chocolate tinted hair glistens in the sun. She mumbles incomprehensible words as I chuckle, startling her. She looks up at me. Emerald eyes staring into my soul. It's not an empty kind of stare, rather, it's filled with confusion and clouded thoughts. I can tell she has no clue where she is. Still drowsy, she crawls forward, leans in to whisper "I love you" and then drops herself back down to dose off again. I smile faintly as I don't know how I got here, but I know I'm happy.
#33 - Eiza (08/07/2014) [-]
What's worse is that I know when a dream is shifting into a nightmare, and I can alter myself out of nightmare situations, but with dreams like the ones I mentioned, I can never bring myself to steer away. I know I'm going to wake up. I know it's going to hurt again. But even though I know it's all a lie, I try as hard as I can to not wake up. It always fails.
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#19 - mr skeltal (08/06/2014) [-]
Beetle Bailey! I haven't though about Beetle Bailey for years.
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#20 - mr skeltal (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, that one was terrible