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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Virginia
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#31 - Comment deleted 08/21/2014 on troll science comp 0
#24 - It's funny because even his student didn't believe him  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on How to work out like the... +4
#28 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
That's some pretty funny junk right there
#48 - Berserk (Anime): Exponentially-improving overpowered badass ma… 08/19/2014 on 1 sentence anime descriptions +6
#10 - Biological limit-breaker workout  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2014 on How to work out like the... +26
User avatar #20 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
I mean, up till the 10km running that isn't insanely impressive. Unless you do each of those things without a second of rest then it's very possible
#137 - animedudej (08/19/2014) [-]
**animedudej rolled image** mfw running to try and get to the earliest buss after school...


the buss station is about 1km...

i did do pretty ok on the 3km getting a 4/6 i think
User avatar #49 - rheago (08/19/2014) [-]
That's the joke

He's a guy who removed his human limits and is the most powerful being in the universe

By doing just that
#53 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
Well I clearly need to read more manga
#24 - Eiza (08/19/2014) [-]
It's funny because even his student didn't believe him
#28 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
That's some pretty funny junk right there
#147 - Not gonna lie that's actually some pretty enlightening information 08/18/2014 on $1.000 for these japanese... +2
#45 - You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing … 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#43 - Dude I've done that and that doesn't work either. In fact, I'm… 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#42 - Dude you are so belligerent. I don't know where you lived th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#44 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
That is fucking horseshit.
Quit applying to shit jobs, do some actual fucking LABOR. Construction companies are almost ALWAYS looking for grunt work. Like I said, I think you're just lazy and making stupid ass excuses. I'm done with this conversation. You should follow some of my advice,at least quit crying and playing a victim.
User avatar #45 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing that isn't fitting to your standards. I don't know where the hell you live that's getting you jobs so easily, but I'd damn sure like to move out there if it means I'd be able to get some work that paid a little more. Construction isn't exactly a glorious job and there's no need for you to be acting so high-and-mighty just because you have a job doing it. Take yourself off your pedestal a little and stop acting like I'm someone that hasn't been trying to make something out of the little bits of chance I'm given, because I'm not just some lazy ass that sits around all day doing nothing. I try, my friends try, my family tries, my friends' families try, and they barely get anywhere.

Not everyone is just a waste of oxygen, like you seem to believe.
#18 - Being able to not sleep for more than 24 hours at a time - les…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on pepsi +38
User avatar #30 - nalapsi (08/18/2014) [-]
And in the military being able to stay awake more than 24 hours without passing out is a blessing.
#39 - I've applied to a little over a hundred different places aroun…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#41 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
You're probably the kind of person who thinks you can get a job by just filling out an online application and then jerking off the rest of the day.
Try this, print the application, staple it to a resume, if you have one, go to the fucking place, and hand it to the one in charge, introduce yourself and make sure they know who you are.
You fucking lazy entitled types piss me off so god damn much.
User avatar #43 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude I've done that and that doesn't work either. In fact, I'm pretty sure all that did was make them a bit more irritated. I've called to regard the application, I've taken the resume and application in, I've filled the applications in on-site, none of it worked until I had someone put a good word in for me.
#40 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
"Living a fortunate life because of lucl or family." That is such fucking horseshit you stupid whiney little cunt.
No, I know its probably hard for you to imagine but it is entirely possible to build a good life with your own effort. It's called working hard and building a network, I did landscaping from when I was 15 to 17. After that became less than sustainable I moved on to doing stucco for a guy I did landscaping with. When I realized that was a dead end I got an apprenticeship doing welding and pipefitting for a guy I did drywall for on the side of the stucco work. I haven't gone more than a month without work since I was 15 and it's because of what I worked for and what I did for myself. So when you say its because of luck or family, fuck you and your lazy whiney cunt self.
It is easy to get a job if you've worked and met people and buolt a good reputation for yourself, you just seem fucking lazy and careless. Grow the fuck up.
User avatar #42 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude you are so belligerent. I don't know where you lived that allowed you to do landscaping at 15 but around here that crap doesn't fly. You can't work here - the coast of Virginia - unless you're at least 16, and even then you have little luck getting a job because the only way to do so is to already know someone in the job you're trying to get into.

I got into Food Lion because my friend was there and got me in. He got the job because he had a ton of experience already. The jobs he had been in before that were the result of him knowing managers and workers of those jobs personally, and them doing the same thing.

Another of my friends applied to probably three times as many places as I did, and he only managed to get 3 interviews, and was fortunate enough to get a job at a small store making minimum wage and working only four hours at a time. He's been trying to get another job and has managed to get an interview at Domino's due to his girlfriend putting in a word for him.

If you don't know someone around here in order to get your foot in the door, it's hard as hell to get in. Once you have experience, you have a chance. I know multiple people with degrees from colleges and universities that haven't managed to land a job better than what I've got now.
#44 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
That is fucking horseshit.
Quit applying to shit jobs, do some actual fucking LABOR. Construction companies are almost ALWAYS looking for grunt work. Like I said, I think you're just lazy and making stupid ass excuses. I'm done with this conversation. You should follow some of my advice,at least quit crying and playing a victim.
User avatar #45 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing that isn't fitting to your standards. I don't know where the hell you live that's getting you jobs so easily, but I'd damn sure like to move out there if it means I'd be able to get some work that paid a little more. Construction isn't exactly a glorious job and there's no need for you to be acting so high-and-mighty just because you have a job doing it. Take yourself off your pedestal a little and stop acting like I'm someone that hasn't been trying to make something out of the little bits of chance I'm given, because I'm not just some lazy ass that sits around all day doing nothing. I try, my friends try, my family tries, my friends' families try, and they barely get anywhere.

Not everyone is just a waste of oxygen, like you seem to believe.
#32 - Damn, dude. That's similar to something I had to do recently. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real +1
#38 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
Of course they were disappointed. You fucking gave up and quit, apparently because you felt like it wasn't enough for you.
I'd be disappointed too.
You only make $500 a month? You need to get another job, or two better jobs. Maybe you can't, you seem too unmotivated.
Grow up and straighten out. You sound pitiful.
#39 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
I've applied to a little over a hundred different places around where I live - "around" meaning within 20 miles - and the only place that hired me was a Food Lion. I love stocking, it's just that the money is crap and it's not as easy to get a job as you make it out to be, since the only reason I got the Food Lion job is because my friend already worked there and basically bugged the crap out of his managers until they gave me the only interview I'd gotten out of all of those applications to various jobs.

Though it probably doesn't matter that you know that, since you're most likely either trying to be irritating or are living a fortunate life due to either luck or family. I didn't get that luxury and had to take out a large loan to get into school, which would have only grown over time and most likely would have resulted in me having a 20k+ debt rather than the 6k debt I have now due to even having a degree boasting little advantage over not having one - I'd probably just be stuck at Food Lion still, only with a $8.25/h pay instead of minimum wage.

I gave up on school because it was depressing and I had lost sight of my dream due to what I foresaw from it. Not just because I wasn't learning anything - though I really didn't. I paid over 6 grand to be taught things I already knew.

To be honest I'd really just like to walk across the country, maybe live in the wild for a bit, just live off the land and train physically for a while. That was my final plan if everything I dreamt of went to crap, but I can't do that either with the debt on me now. It would just get thrown on my parents. I'm not that selfish.
#41 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
You're probably the kind of person who thinks you can get a job by just filling out an online application and then jerking off the rest of the day.
Try this, print the application, staple it to a resume, if you have one, go to the fucking place, and hand it to the one in charge, introduce yourself and make sure they know who you are.
You fucking lazy entitled types piss me off so god damn much.
User avatar #43 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude I've done that and that doesn't work either. In fact, I'm pretty sure all that did was make them a bit more irritated. I've called to regard the application, I've taken the resume and application in, I've filled the applications in on-site, none of it worked until I had someone put a good word in for me.
#40 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
"Living a fortunate life because of lucl or family." That is such fucking horseshit you stupid whiney little cunt.
No, I know its probably hard for you to imagine but it is entirely possible to build a good life with your own effort. It's called working hard and building a network, I did landscaping from when I was 15 to 17. After that became less than sustainable I moved on to doing stucco for a guy I did landscaping with. When I realized that was a dead end I got an apprenticeship doing welding and pipefitting for a guy I did drywall for on the side of the stucco work. I haven't gone more than a month without work since I was 15 and it's because of what I worked for and what I did for myself. So when you say its because of luck or family, fuck you and your lazy whiney cunt self.
It is easy to get a job if you've worked and met people and buolt a good reputation for yourself, you just seem fucking lazy and careless. Grow the fuck up.
User avatar #42 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude you are so belligerent. I don't know where you lived that allowed you to do landscaping at 15 but around here that crap doesn't fly. You can't work here - the coast of Virginia - unless you're at least 16, and even then you have little luck getting a job because the only way to do so is to already know someone in the job you're trying to get into.

I got into Food Lion because my friend was there and got me in. He got the job because he had a ton of experience already. The jobs he had been in before that were the result of him knowing managers and workers of those jobs personally, and them doing the same thing.

Another of my friends applied to probably three times as many places as I did, and he only managed to get 3 interviews, and was fortunate enough to get a job at a small store making minimum wage and working only four hours at a time. He's been trying to get another job and has managed to get an interview at Domino's due to his girlfriend putting in a word for him.

If you don't know someone around here in order to get your foot in the door, it's hard as hell to get in. Once you have experience, you have a chance. I know multiple people with degrees from colleges and universities that haven't managed to land a job better than what I've got now.
#44 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
That is fucking horseshit.
Quit applying to shit jobs, do some actual fucking LABOR. Construction companies are almost ALWAYS looking for grunt work. Like I said, I think you're just lazy and making stupid ass excuses. I'm done with this conversation. You should follow some of my advice,at least quit crying and playing a victim.
User avatar #45 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing that isn't fitting to your standards. I don't know where the hell you live that's getting you jobs so easily, but I'd damn sure like to move out there if it means I'd be able to get some work that paid a little more. Construction isn't exactly a glorious job and there's no need for you to be acting so high-and-mighty just because you have a job doing it. Take yourself off your pedestal a little and stop acting like I'm someone that hasn't been trying to make something out of the little bits of chance I'm given, because I'm not just some lazy ass that sits around all day doing nothing. I try, my friends try, my family tries, my friends' families try, and they barely get anywhere.

Not everyone is just a waste of oxygen, like you seem to believe.
#41 - A thousand dollars? If there were thousand-dollar sex dolls of…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on $1.000 for these japanese... +27
User avatar #102 - uve (08/18/2014) [-]
you can replace the onahole (vagina) on most modern dolls
#147 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie that's actually some pretty enlightening information
#12 - Hilarious and hilariously risky 08/18/2014 on Small but needed to share... +1
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#22 - Picture 08/18/2014 on Father of the Year +18
#231 - If you're stopping a sword that big using a crowbar without br… 08/18/2014 on Katana! 0
#374 - Picture 08/17/2014 on R8 The World 0
#66 - But if the sword weighs a metric ******* you don'…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Katana! +5
User avatar #219 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2014) [-]
>Stop shitty, dull sword using crowbar
>Smash in skull of sweaty neck beard using crowbar
A sword is useless without an edge. Especially when it's too big to be swung properly.
#231 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
If you're stopping a sword that big using a crowbar without breaking your wrists/arms in the process, you're probably as big and bad as the dude using the sword.
#64 - If you were to reinforce the katana against a table and brace … 08/17/2014 on Katana! -1
#15 - Let's see, they crammed Bleach in there via the sword changing… 08/16/2014 on Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-P... 0
#63 - Nothing about Robin Williams made me feel sad until I watched …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on A tribute to Robin Williams +1
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#38 - Nah I'm pretty sure that whole ordeal was the most emotionally… 08/16/2014 on ; _ ; +1
#69 - If you don't have a manly picnic you go down one of five route… 08/10/2014 on racist field trip +9
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on smart kid! +6
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