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Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Virginia
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#76 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Suddenly, QUALITY +47
User avatar #208 - mephistesulfurion (03/06/2014) [-]
I AM BECOME RUBBER.
User avatar #149 - AdamBaum (03/04/2014) [-]
Tell me that's not in the actual Naruto Shippuden anime
User avatar #172 - Eiza (03/04/2014) [-]
It is. I don't understand why they changed the animation style so drastically for this fight. Not the whole episode, just the fight. It wasn't necessary at all and resulted in me doing little more than laugh my ass off, especially during a point in the fight that Naruto grabbed a slab of rock and drove Pain into the ground like a nail. I couldn't take it seriously at all.
User avatar #160 - sagedivinity (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes but this is it slowed down, it looks better sped up.
#155 - saxong (03/04/2014) [-]
It was, but that style served a very distinct purpose. In an anime populated by demigods who teleport and walk on water on a daily basis it becomes difficult to convey anything happening at an elevated level from the pre-defined norms. This literally reality-bending style shows that he is moving so fast that physics cannot keep up with him.

I haven't seen a full episode of Naruto since somewhere around 2009 because I just got sick of it in general but I will never understand the hatred spewed at this fight.
#178 - carlsagouin (03/04/2014) [-]
It simply looked like shit regardless at how many times those arguments were used.
And it was hatred from the fans. Most people just laughed because they didn't care anyway.
#18 - I have too many of these  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on A long one he has +17
User avatar #50 - elmarcocfc (02/27/2014) [-]
Fucking Misfits, as well.
#46 - shamwtf (02/27/2014) [-]
This made me chuckle so sensibly
#28 - He beat the Berserker armor? Since when did Jackie Chan become…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on What would Jackie look like... +5
#40 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
He is no fukken apostle either.
New chapters are in the making by the way. Gonna be awesome to see what is next!
#345 - There's none for either except for the stories. That's why the… 02/27/2014 on Do you have more of these ? 0
#85 - Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals… 02/27/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
#83 - For saying that I like the stories and pondering the actions o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
User avatar #84 - acemcgunner (02/27/2014) [-]
no not to that.. u just seem like the type of guy who would go to church but then say bullshit to someone, "god wouldn't do that"
User avatar #85 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals regarding a religion, that's rude and messed up. But I don't mind discussing the justification for the actions of deities.
#78 - It's like the Pokemon card game. I never played the game, I ju…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
User avatar #81 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
really...I'm a Christian, I find this, well, you seem like a asshole...
User avatar #83 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
For saying that I like the stories and pondering the actions of God and Lucifer? Well alright, then. I'm a Unitarian Universalist, so I look at different religions relatively equally. I've had more exposure to Christianity so I know more from the Bible than other religious texts.
User avatar #84 - acemcgunner (02/27/2014) [-]
no not to that.. u just seem like the type of guy who would go to church but then say bullshit to someone, "god wouldn't do that"
User avatar #85 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals regarding a religion, that's rude and messed up. But I don't mind discussing the justification for the actions of deities.
#70 - One of my more wordy comments got rolled instead of a stupid p…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on roll a comment talking game... 0
User avatar #73 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
not a Christian, really?
User avatar #78 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
It's like the Pokemon card game. I never played the game, I just liked the pretty pictures. With Christianity I enjoy the stories.
User avatar #81 - acemcgunner (02/26/2014) [-]
really...I'm a Christian, I find this, well, you seem like a asshole...
User avatar #83 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
For saying that I like the stories and pondering the actions of God and Lucifer? Well alright, then. I'm a Unitarian Universalist, so I look at different religions relatively equally. I've had more exposure to Christianity so I know more from the Bible than other religious texts.
User avatar #84 - acemcgunner (02/27/2014) [-]
no not to that.. u just seem like the type of guy who would go to church but then say bullshit to someone, "god wouldn't do that"
User avatar #85 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I'd never go up to someone and try to change their ideals regarding a religion, that's rude and messed up. But I don't mind discussing the justification for the actions of deities.
#71 - jovanlisac (02/26/2014) [-]
**jovanlisac rolled a random comment #58 posted by mephistesulfurion at Airplane flying through fog ** :
#51 - ****** best not be talkin' **** abou…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Build-A GF Workshop +2
#53 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
He's in jail now lol. CP fag.


Pretty common for people with a mental illness of liking pillows.
#61 - igotthuggery (02/26/2014) [-]
No, you're thinking of this black guy.
User avatar #57 - deadmansdope (02/26/2014) [-]
...says the anon...
#58 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
What relevance does that have?



Doesn't change the fact that the nignog is in jail.
User avatar #62 - deadmansdope (02/26/2014) [-]
Like I'm gonna believe an anon without sources.
#303 - There's no evidence to support "facts" either in rel…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Do you have more of these ? 0
#311 - popeflatus (02/27/2014) [-]
X-Men is also fun, but i don't think it is real! Which 'facts' do you think there is no evidence for?
User avatar #345 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
There's none for either except for the stories. That's why there's so much fanfiction of X-Men and why I like to ponder things from the Bible.
#274 - I'm saying that God was young and weak once and obtained his p…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Do you have more of these ? 0
#277 - popeflatus (02/26/2014) [-]
This is just conjecture with no evidence to support it. It is like your own fan fiction that you have concocted, so...don't 'over think' religion, just look at the facts!
User avatar #303 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
There's no evidence to support "facts" either in religion. The whole religion is about overexamination of stories. It's too fun.
#311 - popeflatus (02/27/2014) [-]
X-Men is also fun, but i don't think it is real! Which 'facts' do you think there is no evidence for?
User avatar #345 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
There's none for either except for the stories. That's why there's so much fanfiction of X-Men and why I like to ponder things from the Bible.
#29 - Satan strives to force evolution upon humanity in any way that…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Do you have more of these ? +18
#255 - popeflatus (02/26/2014) [-]
How can an omnipotent and omniscient god have 'failures'?
User avatar #274 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm saying that God was young and weak once and obtained his power through eons of effort, learning, trial and error, and more. If you lived for an indefinite, seemingly infinite amount of time, you will fail over and over in many things. You will learn from those failures as well.

For a small being like ourselves, we would learn from rejection, bad health choices, and other things that only affect ourselves. But to a Godlike being, the fate of entire races could hang in the balance of choices that could seem small to them but massive to the races being tampered with.

In that time, God would probably see that races who he gifted with knowledge and the ability to be smart and grow to be like he was/is, inevitably became their own undoing. After how many failed attempts to make an intelligent race also have wisdom, only to see it be completely destroyed by that same gift, would God be unable to handle that trauma again?

So, as the story goes, he made Adam and Eve without true intelligence. Lucifer spoke to them and tried to make them smart and adaptive like God, and when he found out, that same pain from the infinite past hit him once again and he realized at that moment that he had failed once more.

Lucifer may very well have a troubled, painful future ahead of him for trying to play God. He just doesn't know it yet.

I'm not a Christian, but I have to admit that overthinking the religion is amusing.
#277 - popeflatus (02/26/2014) [-]
This is just conjecture with no evidence to support it. It is like your own fan fiction that you have concocted, so...don't 'over think' religion, just look at the facts!
User avatar #303 - Eiza (02/26/2014) [-]
There's no evidence to support "facts" either in religion. The whole religion is about overexamination of stories. It's too fun.
#311 - popeflatus (02/27/2014) [-]
X-Men is also fun, but i don't think it is real! Which 'facts' do you think there is no evidence for?
User avatar #345 - Eiza (02/27/2014) [-]
There's none for either except for the stories. That's why there's so much fanfiction of X-Men and why I like to ponder things from the Bible.
#162 - wwhhaaq (02/26/2014) [-]
well, god can't have really been around THAT long and experienced enough, if he created everything in 7 days or however that goes how wise could he really be in the sense of experience if there was nothing to experience
User avatar #152 - ugottanked (02/26/2014) [-]
so a fight between evolution and stagnation...
User avatar #146 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/26/2014) [-]
I'd take the Devil's side either way. I'd rather reach oblivion by striving to be all I can be than remain an ignorant fool.
User avatar #136 - garymotherfingoak (02/26/2014) [-]
That's what he wants you to think
#112 - wimwam (02/26/2014) [-]
A interesting take
User avatar #40 - situmus (02/25/2014) [-]
Most accurate post about this stuff I've seen yet.
#19 - Picture 02/25/2014 on bambi was later eaten +186
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#49 - Picture 02/24/2014 on Easy solution 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Animation 0
#27 - mastercolossus (02/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #137308 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** they should do an anime like this.
#22 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Animation 0
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#27 - mastercolossus (02/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #137308 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** they should do an anime like this.
#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Animation 0
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#27 - mastercolossus (02/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #137308 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** they should do an anime like this.
#20 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Animation +2
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#27 - mastercolossus (02/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #137308 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** they should do an anime like this.
#19 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Animation +2
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#27 - mastercolossus (02/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #137308 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** they should do an anime like this.
#73 - DIDNY WORL  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Children's units of... +2
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/24/2014) [-]
"Disney Land? What kinda gay shit is that?" - Chloe's expression, 2013
#112 - I get where you're coming from now, but I've been around just … 02/23/2014 on A new form of sleep walking +1
#110 - I've noticed, but it's just a guy stating that he's gay. Nothi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on A new form of sleep walking 0
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (02/23/2014) [-]
I don't, nor have I seen it.

I don't like people discussing their sexuality or sex life at all, generally because I don't need or even want to hear about it. And so I posted something against it, that gays, out of all sexuality, bring up their own sexuality the most. You see?
User avatar #112 - Eiza (02/23/2014) [-]
I get where you're coming from now, but I've been around just as many straight guys in real life who go on and on and on about their sex life as I've seen gay guys talk about it on the internet. I do agree that bringing it up is unnecessary. It's just a cry for attention and praise, really.
#107 - I dissed you because the comment was uncalled for. I tried…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on A new form of sleep walking 0
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (02/23/2014) [-]
No it wasn't. Comments are for posting opinions, and I did just that. And whether you have not seen it, I have, and it seems that gays, more than anyone, crave attention over their sexuality and will spout it out at the slightest (or even less) prodding. Generally.

Right.

Why not? It's within your right to do so, as thumbs are meant to represent like or dislike as well. If I really cared about thumbs, I would have deleted my comments.
User avatar #110 - Eiza (02/23/2014) [-]
I've noticed, but it's just a guy stating that he's gay. Nothing else. People go on about their heterosexuality all the time, so I don't see why a gay dude can't just mention that he's gay. It isn't like he was posting a picture of himself in a peacock suit with a feather boa. Those are the ones that annoy me.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (02/23/2014) [-]
I don't, nor have I seen it.

I don't like people discussing their sexuality or sex life at all, generally because I don't need or even want to hear about it. And so I posted something against it, that gays, out of all sexuality, bring up their own sexuality the most. You see?
User avatar #112 - Eiza (02/23/2014) [-]
I get where you're coming from now, but I've been around just as many straight guys in real life who go on and on and on about their sex life as I've seen gay guys talk about it on the internet. I do agree that bringing it up is unnecessary. It's just a cry for attention and praise, really.
#104 - >This chick's talking about her boyfriend. Better prep my f…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2014 on A new form of sleep walking 0
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (02/23/2014) [-]
>Oh, it's a comment getting many negative thumbs. I better diss it so I'll get thumbed up too. Ya! That will work!

See? We can BOTH make assumptions and be assholes about it. Isn't this a fun bonding experience?
User avatar #107 - Eiza (02/23/2014) [-]
I dissed you because the comment was uncalled for.
I tried to make the diss humorous because people here bitch about everything when it isn't at least remotely funny.
I didn't thumb you down because that would've been too much.
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (02/23/2014) [-]
No it wasn't. Comments are for posting opinions, and I did just that. And whether you have not seen it, I have, and it seems that gays, more than anyone, crave attention over their sexuality and will spout it out at the slightest (or even less) prodding. Generally.

Right.

Why not? It's within your right to do so, as thumbs are meant to represent like or dislike as well. If I really cared about thumbs, I would have deleted my comments.
User avatar #110 - Eiza (02/23/2014) [-]
I've noticed, but it's just a guy stating that he's gay. Nothing else. People go on about their heterosexuality all the time, so I don't see why a gay dude can't just mention that he's gay. It isn't like he was posting a picture of himself in a peacock suit with a feather boa. Those are the ones that annoy me.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (02/23/2014) [-]
I don't, nor have I seen it.

I don't like people discussing their sexuality or sex life at all, generally because I don't need or even want to hear about it. And so I posted something against it, that gays, out of all sexuality, bring up their own sexuality the most. You see?
User avatar #112 - Eiza (02/23/2014) [-]
I get where you're coming from now, but I've been around just as many straight guys in real life who go on and on and on about their sex life as I've seen gay guys talk about it on the internet. I do agree that bringing it up is unnecessary. It's just a cry for attention and praise, really.
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