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Eiza    

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Video Games Played: Vindictus, RuneScape, Minecraft
Date Signed Up:8/24/2010
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:Virginia
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#31 - Comment deleted 2 hours ago on troll science comp 0
#24 - It's funny because even his student didn't believe him  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on How to work out like the... +4
#28 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
That's some pretty funny junk right there
#48 - Berserk (Anime): Exponentially-improving overpowered badass ma… 08/19/2014 on 1 sentence anime descriptions +6
#10 - Biological limit-breaker workout  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2014 on How to work out like the... +26
User avatar #20 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
I mean, up till the 10km running that isn't insanely impressive. Unless you do each of those things without a second of rest then it's very possible
#137 - animedudej (08/19/2014) [-]
**animedudej rolled image** mfw running to try and get to the earliest buss after school...


the buss station is about 1km...

i did do pretty ok on the 3km getting a 4/6 i think
User avatar #49 - rheago (08/19/2014) [-]
That's the joke

He's a guy who removed his human limits and is the most powerful being in the universe

By doing just that
#53 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
Well I clearly need to read more manga
#24 - Eiza (08/19/2014) [-]
It's funny because even his student didn't believe him
#28 - Seanxone (08/19/2014) [-]
That's some pretty funny junk right there
#147 - Not gonna lie that's actually some pretty enlightening information 08/18/2014 on $1.000 for these japanese... +2
#45 - You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing … 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#43 - Dude I've done that and that doesn't work either. In fact, I'm… 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#42 - Dude you are so belligerent. I don't know where you lived th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#44 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
That is fucking horseshit.
Quit applying to shit jobs, do some actual fucking LABOR. Construction companies are almost ALWAYS looking for grunt work. Like I said, I think you're just lazy and making stupid ass excuses. I'm done with this conversation. You should follow some of my advice,at least quit crying and playing a victim.
User avatar #45 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing that isn't fitting to your standards. I don't know where the hell you live that's getting you jobs so easily, but I'd damn sure like to move out there if it means I'd be able to get some work that paid a little more. Construction isn't exactly a glorious job and there's no need for you to be acting so high-and-mighty just because you have a job doing it. Take yourself off your pedestal a little and stop acting like I'm someone that hasn't been trying to make something out of the little bits of chance I'm given, because I'm not just some lazy ass that sits around all day doing nothing. I try, my friends try, my family tries, my friends' families try, and they barely get anywhere.

Not everyone is just a waste of oxygen, like you seem to believe.
#18 - Being able to not sleep for more than 24 hours at a time - les…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on pepsi +37
User avatar #30 - nalapsi (08/18/2014) [-]
And in the military being able to stay awake more than 24 hours without passing out is a blessing.
#39 - I've applied to a little over a hundred different places aroun…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2014 on The fucking fear is real 0
#41 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
You're probably the kind of person who thinks you can get a job by just filling out an online application and then jerking off the rest of the day.
Try this, print the application, staple it to a resume, if you have one, go to the fucking place, and hand it to the one in charge, introduce yourself and make sure they know who you are.
You fucking lazy entitled types piss me off so god damn much.
User avatar #43 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude I've done that and that doesn't work either. In fact, I'm pretty sure all that did was make them a bit more irritated. I've called to regard the application, I've taken the resume and application in, I've filled the applications in on-site, none of it worked until I had someone put a good word in for me.
#40 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
"Living a fortunate life because of lucl or family." That is such fucking horseshit you stupid whiney little cunt.
No, I know its probably hard for you to imagine but it is entirely possible to build a good life with your own effort. It's called working hard and building a network, I did landscaping from when I was 15 to 17. After that became less than sustainable I moved on to doing stucco for a guy I did landscaping with. When I realized that was a dead end I got an apprenticeship doing welding and pipefitting for a guy I did drywall for on the side of the stucco work. I haven't gone more than a month without work since I was 15 and it's because of what I worked for and what I did for myself. So when you say its because of luck or family, fuck you and your lazy whiney cunt self.
It is easy to get a job if you've worked and met people and buolt a good reputation for yourself, you just seem fucking lazy and careless. Grow the fuck up.
User avatar #42 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude you are so belligerent. I don't know where you lived that allowed you to do landscaping at 15 but around here that crap doesn't fly. You can't work here - the coast of Virginia - unless you're at least 16, and even then you have little luck getting a job because the only way to do so is to already know someone in the job you're trying to get into.

I got into Food Lion because my friend was there and got me in. He got the job because he had a ton of experience already. The jobs he had been in before that were the result of him knowing managers and workers of those jobs personally, and them doing the same thing.

Another of my friends applied to probably three times as many places as I did, and he only managed to get 3 interviews, and was fortunate enough to get a job at a small store making minimum wage and working only four hours at a time. He's been trying to get another job and has managed to get an interview at Domino's due to his girlfriend putting in a word for him.

If you don't know someone around here in order to get your foot in the door, it's hard as hell to get in. Once you have experience, you have a chance. I know multiple people with degrees from colleges and universities that haven't managed to land a job better than what I've got now.
#44 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
That is fucking horseshit.
Quit applying to shit jobs, do some actual fucking LABOR. Construction companies are almost ALWAYS looking for grunt work. Like I said, I think you're just lazy and making stupid ass excuses. I'm done with this conversation. You should follow some of my advice,at least quit crying and playing a victim.
User avatar #45 - Eiza (08/18/2014) [-]
You need to stop being so aggressive about every little thing that isn't fitting to your standards. I don't know where the hell you live that's getting you jobs so easily, but I'd damn sure like to move out there if it means I'd be able to get some work that paid a little more. Construction isn't exactly a glorious job and there's no need for you to be acting so high-and-mighty just because you have a job doing it. Take yourself off your pedestal a little and stop acting like I'm someone that hasn't been trying to make something out of the little bits of chance I'm given, because I'm not just some lazy ass that sits around all day doing nothing. I try, my friends try, my family tries, my friends' families try, and they barely get anywhere.

Not everyone is just a waste of oxygen, like you seem to believe.
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