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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Praha
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Content Ranking:#6865
Comment Ranking:#893
Highest Content Rank:#4968
Highest Comment Rank:#303
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#39 - I don't like the described state of affairs. 08/25/2014 on Effect of Feminism 145 0
#19 - Needs more colour.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Cat pun goes here +6
#25 - alienwhale has deleted their comment.
#24 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
Needs more Oger.
#34 - kitarierose has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - dsgbiohazard (08/25/2014) [-]
Ogre*
#26 - CIS White Male (08/24/2014) [-]
#137 - I care about it.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Check your privilege spongebob +15
User avatar #138 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
You are no one.
User avatar #146 - themabymaby (08/24/2014) [-]
Go away
User avatar #147 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
You 2
User avatar #149 - themabymaby (08/24/2014) [-]
That is the best comeback I have ever heard in my entire existence. Not even bothering to speed too or put a period. Truly the work of a genius.
#31 - Is fo sho This was fun, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on mfw i have coloured text +1
User avatar #32 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no sho np man, fuck me over later take that as you want no homo tho
#26 - Is fo realz GIMP 2.8  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on mfw i have coloured text +1
User avatar #27 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no fo realz you actually had me worried for a moment, well played sir
User avatar #31 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Is fo sho This was fun, thank you.
User avatar #32 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no sho np man, fuck me over later take that as you want no homo tho
#21 - I call BS on your monitor.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2014 on mfw i have coloured text +8
User avatar #25 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
nice photoshoppin tho
User avatar #26 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Is fo realz GIMP 2.8
User avatar #27 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no fo realz you actually had me worried for a moment, well played sir
User avatar #31 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Is fo sho This was fun, thank you.
User avatar #32 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no sho np man, fuck me over later take that as you want no homo tho
User avatar #24 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
stop fucking with me! im telling admin
#7 - Screenshots don't lie.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2014 on mfw i have coloured text +8
#9 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
i agree
#21 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
I call BS on your monitor.
User avatar #25 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
nice photoshoppin tho
User avatar #26 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Is fo realz GIMP 2.8
User avatar #27 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no fo realz you actually had me worried for a moment, well played sir
User avatar #31 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Is fo sho This was fun, thank you.
User avatar #32 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
is no sho np man, fuck me over later take that as you want no homo tho
User avatar #24 - afrodemon (08/23/2014) [-]
stop fucking with me! im telling admin
#19 - Thanks Aristocrat! 08/23/2014 on We're relevant! +16
#24 - Like one amongst many. 08/23/2014 on My favorite science building +1
#1374 - **Einsty rolls 75,621,633** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#297 - Bone bending? Technically, it seems earth bending manipulates … 08/23/2014 on if avatar was more brutal 0
#106 - Spore mentioned, swell with nostalgia and unexplained anger to… 08/22/2014 on meet pig, the smart car of... +2
#226 - Ok, ok, I get it. Brutal bending deaths: -Flash freezing …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on if avatar was more brutal 0
User avatar #285 - Crusader (08/22/2014) [-]
You wouldn't even need to entomb them.

Metal bending is done by focusing on the impurities in the metal, the raw sediment and minerals.

In theory, you could bend a person apart via earthbending.
User avatar #297 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Bone bending? Technically, it seems earth bending manipulates silicon and carbon based compounds (rock, impure metal, coal, dirt) But it can't manipulate wood. And bone and wood are essentialy the same thing.
I would be skeptical about this. Nevertheless it's one more reason not to eat mud.
User avatar #266 - littleliz (08/22/2014) [-]
cutting peoples heads off with that double ice scythe ming hua swings around when she spins. also water benders can supposedly heat up water so they can boil blood.
#81 - I may need some more of this in order to conduct some research… 08/22/2014 on nsfw for sfw +1
#212 - He's right though, it's too much effrot. Inducing cardiac arre…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2014 on if avatar was more brutal 0
User avatar #224 - fuzzyballs (08/22/2014) [-]
this comic is about brutal deaths by bending, not stealthy assassinations, get the fuck out
User avatar #226 - Einsty (08/22/2014) [-]
Ok, ok, I get it. Brutal bending deaths:
-Flash freezing liquids in body, even dropping the temperature by 10 degrees might be enough.
-Air shockwave tears internal organs
-Entombing someone in ground / rock
-Icicle penetration

Better?
User avatar #285 - Crusader (08/22/2014) [-]
You wouldn't even need to entomb them.

Metal bending is done by focusing on the impurities in the metal, the raw sediment and minerals.

In theory, you could bend a person apart via earthbending.
User avatar #297 - Einsty (08/23/2014) [-]
Bone bending? Technically, it seems earth bending manipulates silicon and carbon based compounds (rock, impure metal, coal, dirt) But it can't manipulate wood. And bone and wood are essentialy the same thing.
I would be skeptical about this. Nevertheless it's one more reason not to eat mud.
User avatar #266 - littleliz (08/22/2014) [-]
cutting peoples heads off with that double ice scythe ming hua swings around when she spins. also water benders can supposedly heat up water so they can boil blood.
#11 - I would suggest adding something even barely visible to the bl… 08/22/2014 on it's a wallpaper 0
#13 - Comment deleted 08/22/2014 on America 0
#4 - >shake his hand That's a bit gross, when you think about it. 08/22/2014 on anon loves to fap +40
#27 - Amen. Glory to admin! 08/22/2014 on Penta-Fuck Learns about... 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Shitty moments in video games +23
#6 - CIS White Male (08/22/2014) [-]
I would agree, unless the person who you're dealing with is a noted nudist or exhibisionist, in which case if its brought up, you make a passive compliment and try to move swiftly on. It's like a ticking clock, there's no homo intended but the longer you stay on the subject the more homosexual it's going to get.

Also, if you're going to debate on a fleshpound's area, chances are they could be female too. Their pee pee is their gigantic metal arm ramming up your ruptured arse and both holes if you're a woman.
#5 - A meal with lots of calcium, although a bit soggy. 08/21/2014 on 5 guys +16
#36 - Needs moar boosters. 08/21/2014 on Houston We Have Lif- OH SHIT +7
#91 - And it was overtaking from the outside. Also, the biker's got … 08/21/2014 on 10 points to Gryffindor 0
#28 - It entered trough the lower jaw, look again. 08/21/2014 on Drunk people 0
#12 - Drinking wine from any form of plastic or rubber is an abomina…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Drunk people +3
User avatar #26 - owemiegawd (08/21/2014) [-]
what about bone? like a skull perhaps
#14 - awesomechardey (08/21/2014) [-]
I agree, while I must say, a horn isn't too bad as well.
#17 - tortortyr (08/21/2014) [-]
Drunk people
User avatar #24 - alphavsomega (08/21/2014) [-]
FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT IT WENT INTO HIS CHEST AND OUT THE MOUT FUCK THAT SHIT
User avatar #28 - Einsty (08/21/2014) [-]
It entered trough the lower jaw, look again.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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