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#24 - Second  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Art students + Tidying +... 0
User avatar #28 - darkdesu (06/17/2014) [-]
Agreed!
#233 - And a bottom line, as I said here erlier, if you want a perman… 06/17/2014 on Danm shame if you ask me. 0
#232 - I am studying architecture, not like this is easy to google an… 06/17/2014 on Danm shame if you ask me. 0
#51 - That symbol wasn't very good to begin with if it can be remove… 06/16/2014 on Danm shame if you ask me. 0
#50 - You do not know much about structural engineering, do you?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Danm shame if you ask me. +2
#64 - ruffntuff (06/17/2014) [-]
nope, but im sure you are about to google something about it and tell me what you are about to learn yourself

so save it cause whatever you are about to tell me, all i have to say to you is, someone could figure out a way to make the bridge sturdier and put all the locks back on there

good day
User avatar #233 - Einsty (06/17/2014) [-]
And a bottom line, as I said here erlier, if you want a permanent mark of your relationship, choose something more permanent than a dollar store padlock. Check the content and see how well does that work out.

And I live in a town with a bridge where people pull this kind of shit. The first three were nice, the hundreds that came after are an eyesore and annoying as fuck. There used to be a nice view on a small canal and a waterwheel, now all you see is are bars with a buttload of locks on them.
User avatar #232 - Einsty (06/17/2014) [-]
I am studying architecture, not like this is easy to google anyway.
The problem is that making the bridge more sturdy would requqire it to be closed for over a month or with severly reduced traffic it could remain open, but it would take half a year or longer.
Next problem is the locks would have to be cut off anyway, since reinforcing and repainting the railings would be a part of the project, so that it could hold the locks in the future, should they return.
Main supports would need to be replaced or refited with additional struts. This would in turn require extending the foundations so that they would accomodate the heavier bridge. This will result in a narrower path for boats that sail under it and the river traffic would need to be severly reduced around the construction during its duration.
Also, this would change the aesthetics of a historic site.

This way (cutting the locks off) gets rid of the problem easier, much (very much) cheaper and far faster than reinforcing the bridge. The railings were never designed to hold such weight, nor was the bridge itself designed for this kind of load.

The locks serve no actual purpose. They don't help the bridge or the people who use it, quite the contrary. They can't serve as a romantic memento 20 years later as even if they were not removed, they would be under a 20 cm thick layer of discount steel. Or they would be underwater with the rest of the bridge. Their sole purpose is to be placed there, not even to remain there. (If you were to put one there and I would cut it off just when you get out of sight, I would get some weird looks and maybe a little talk with a police officer, but you would never know.) Also how can someone consider it romantic to be just another insignifficant one out of thousands? Write a poem for her(or him) or something.

tl;dr the locks are nothing but dead weight and reinforcing the bridge is not economically or ethically viable.
#79 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Yep, they could spend 3 million Euros on that or they could spend a few thousand Euros on the labor to come cut them off.
#77 - comradewinter (06/17/2014) [-]
The weight on the sides were equal to 3 semi-trucks. The fact that the fence survived this long is no short of a miracle.
#4 - This is the internet fj, jokes go straight from fresh to le… 06/16/2014 on dat phone +30
#58 - Also, on a rain it's a serious fire hazard. 06/16/2014 on Sex Myths 0
#102 - To balance the gender ratio, probably. 06/16/2014 on (untitled) +2
#55 - Down here in the old world, smoking in public or shared spaces…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Sex Myths 0
User avatar #56 - burningsmurfs (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh bah I should have realized that. I was thinking of the trains with bunks or w/e that people sleep on and was thinking of those. I didn't even think to read in it that they were doing this out in front of everyone.
User avatar #58 - Einsty (06/16/2014) [-]
Also, on a rain it's a serious fire hazard.
#76 - aka the fastest way to have it unravel on its own onto the gro… 06/16/2014 on Do it right or don't do it... +1
#97 - I didn't. 06/16/2014 on Beta Cringe God... THE... 0
#3 - You mean like chocolate internet? 06/16/2014 on Starbucks mothafukka 0
#96 - It's a roller coaster. 06/16/2014 on FJ Updates +1
#5 - Racist story time: >be me >today, some 6 ho… 06/16/2014 on Repost comp part11 +3
#3 - This reminds me of Spore. 06/16/2014 on My town has a weird running... 0
#5 - hug Best I can do is a virtual hug. 06/16/2014 on *sadface* +3
#29 - Try valkyria chronicles if you haven't already. 06/16/2014 on acting cool 0
#24 - It's held together by the characters, but the state of things …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2014 on acting cool 0
#26 - iitoxictz (06/15/2014) [-]
gif didn't send for some reason
User avatar #25 - iitoxictz (06/15/2014) [-]
I might eventually try it, I've been looking for an anime with story that I want to watch, and is already finished, I started AoT but I learned that the series wasn't done, last random one I watched was that squid girl anime, been ages and I forgot the names

Gif related, Gash bell rules
User avatar #29 - Einsty (06/16/2014) [-]
Try valkyria chronicles if you haven't already.
#19 - Not really.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2014 on acting cool 0
User avatar #23 - iitoxictz (06/15/2014) [-]
Still might pop a try though
User avatar #24 - Einsty (06/15/2014) [-]
It's held together by the characters, but the state of things doesn't really change. Jokes have been made to adress that, a two patrer at the start of season 4 I think.
#26 - iitoxictz (06/15/2014) [-]
gif didn't send for some reason
User avatar #25 - iitoxictz (06/15/2014) [-]
I might eventually try it, I've been looking for an anime with story that I want to watch, and is already finished, I started AoT but I learned that the series wasn't done, last random one I watched was that squid girl anime, been ages and I forgot the names

Gif related, Gash bell rules
User avatar #29 - Einsty (06/16/2014) [-]
Try valkyria chronicles if you haven't already.
User avatar #22 - iitoxictz (06/15/2014) [-]
I already don't like it then
#40 - This picture, I like it. 06/15/2014 on Makes sense 0
#106 - smooth as balls, man 06/15/2014 on Dad plays COD +1
#21 - tl;dr 06/13/2014 on story +1
#10 - That is not offensive in any way, don't worry. 06/13/2014 on dragon dildos 0
#7 - yeah, that.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on dragon dildos 0
User avatar #9 - playercz (06/13/2014) [-]
ok ^^ sorry if that sounded offensive btw
User avatar #10 - Einsty (06/13/2014) [-]
That is not offensive in any way, don't worry.
#8 - >you ******* salmon  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on DAMMIT +321
#59 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
Oh wow you read the content too what a surprise
#75 - dandaniels (06/14/2014) [-]
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#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
#25 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
#9 - Einsty ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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