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Einsty

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Praha
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Highest Content Rank:#4968
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#148 - How are you alive?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on How US prisons work 0
User avatar #152 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
idk caution?
its kinda like the snakes kill you within an hour of biting, so you have to avoid being bitten
#147 - Like, really nothing.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on How US prisons work 0
User avatar #151 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
Red Bull Ant - Australia here is a video of a grown man brought to tears by a sting from one of these
#146 - I was once bitten in a leg by a normal ant. Which is about the…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2015 on How US prisons work 0
User avatar #149 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
best way to describe the pain is imagine someone sticking a red hot nail into your skin then leaving it there.
User avatar #150 - Einsty (03/12/2015) [-]
Hmm, unless you're a special kind of masochist, I can see how that's not pleasant.
User avatar #147 - Einsty (03/12/2015) [-]
Like, really nothing.
User avatar #151 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
Red Bull Ant - Australia here is a video of a grown man brought to tears by a sting from one of these
#30 - Well, it is easier to fit them in bags and less weight is nice… 03/12/2015 on Shots Fired 0
#142 - >insert stupid joke about australia being a deadly place to…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2015 on How US prisons work +1
#145 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
These ants have a bite force of 1 pound per square inch btw.
And a wasp like stinger as well, nasty. you are probably right.
User avatar #148 - Einsty (03/12/2015) [-]
How are you alive?
User avatar #152 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
idk caution?
its kinda like the snakes kill you within an hour of biting, so you have to avoid being bitten
User avatar #144 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
I have been stung on the dick by ants rated as having a 4+ on the schmidt pain scale Thats the same pain score as a bullet ant.
User avatar #146 - Einsty (03/12/2015) [-]
I was once bitten in a leg by a normal ant. Which is about the same as being stabbed with a chipped rock.
User avatar #149 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
best way to describe the pain is imagine someone sticking a red hot nail into your skin then leaving it there.
User avatar #150 - Einsty (03/12/2015) [-]
Hmm, unless you're a special kind of masochist, I can see how that's not pleasant.
User avatar #147 - Einsty (03/12/2015) [-]
Like, really nothing.
User avatar #151 - TwiztidNinja (03/12/2015) [-]
Red Bull Ant - Australia here is a video of a grown man brought to tears by a sting from one of these
#47 - It's basicly how first barrels were made. Even though they mor… 03/12/2015 on The problem of bullets 0
#13 - das gay  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on FunnyJunk +1
#19 - dickchupacabra (03/10/2015) [-]
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
#20 - threenoblesouls (03/10/2015) [-]
>not touching balls
#58 - Now that's just mean. 03/10/2015 on SJW Gets BTFO 0
#56 - Picture 03/10/2015 on SJW Gets BTFO +2
#30 - Stupidity follows no comprehensible boundaries. 03/10/2015 on Daily dose of rage +17
#171 - At what angle do you **** ? 03/10/2015 on Want an FJ radioshow/party... 0
#19 - "What in the manner of sissyness is this?" --Imperia…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on German Army: "Bundeswehr" +1
User avatar #20 - doctorpickle (03/10/2015) [-]
"I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEEE"
#28 - But you were being dishonest at the time. And will probably ke… 03/10/2015 on FJ OC +1
#152 - based gun gramps 03/10/2015 on pot smoking +2
#41 - That would really just create a power vacuum that would destab…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on A global consciousness 0
#49 - sharkbird (03/09/2015) [-]
.. but the presidents are already in a vacuum
#108 - You would cry. I would be geting a WiiU and figuring out how t… 03/09/2015 on Wii U 0
#436 - 1. Just as mine, your grandma will depart relatively soon. It'… 03/09/2015 on Debate 0
#88 - kinky 03/09/2015 on Fuck off Im Batman +2
#154 - Get a grinder, problem solved. 03/09/2015 on sore loser 0
#90 - Say "War, war never changes" in a tone of a weary wa… 03/08/2015 on Admin does vocaroo +1
#9 - That was a dick move, but it was required of him as a friend to do so. 03/08/2015 on VR in a nutshell +32
#10 - Show me a 15cm thick wooden door that is used on a boat. 15 cm… 03/08/2015 on Lawyer'd 0
#28 - Not just in germany. Almost everywhere now. 03/07/2015 on German News Show 0
#15 - Same, but no homo. 03/06/2015 on You just know that Kanye... 0
#33 - That hurts to watch. 03/06/2015 on military comp 0

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#40 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Einsty! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#39 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
Make love to me!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Einsty (03/24/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #34 - cloudpawtwo (01/12/2015) [-]
4096x4096 version of the artistic earth

i.imgur.com/vzou1Zp.jpg
User avatar #35 to #34 - Einsty (01/12/2015) [-]
It's still a bit extreme, though not as much as before. Double check your dimensions (radius x diameter etc.) Look on the pictures of mountain ranges and you will see that rarely any slope is steeper than 45° or 60° if the mountain is not yet eroded.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cloudpawtwo (01/12/2015) [-]
This isn't the fixed verison, I should've mentioned that.

The fixed one will be done sometime tomorrow - It was quadruple the amount of polygons, and being rendered by a single 4GHz 8 core.

User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
#25 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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