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#16 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Dead screen of terror 0
#31 - I tried. 08/05/2014 on Soldier +32
#58 - at around 1:55 08/04/2014 on I love spongebob timecards 0
#15 - Fukken yes! 08/02/2014 on Bionicle 2015 +1
#174 - Nothing against boobs, I just figure they will be more fun whe… 08/02/2014 on NOT OC. Just wanna see how... +1
#29 - Seatbelt!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on NOT OC. Just wanna see how... +2
#139 - Lookinatstuff (08/01/2014) [-]
Ah, who needs a seatbelt when you have airbags like that?
User avatar #61 - swordstuff (08/01/2014) [-]
At least you know your priorities.
User avatar #174 - Einsty (08/02/2014) [-]
Nothing against boobs, I just figure they will be more fun when both me and the girl they're attached to are still alive.
#11 - I did this once. It is satisfying. 07/31/2014 on EUWEST Basic Server... 0
#48 - -Left -Both -Both -Neither, I don't ketchup my fri… 07/31/2014 on Two kinds of people 0
#168 - Picture 07/31/2014 on MRW the dildo finally fits... +2
#23 - Also, maintenance problems. The mechanism can be spring lo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Where Can I Buy This... +6
User avatar #24 - fuzzyballs (07/29/2014) [-]
it's not spring loaded or motorised, who the fuck motorises that small thing?
it's a clicking system thing, you just pull it up to get 1, 2 or 3 outlets, and if you pull a bit harder you just pull the whole thing out

and nobody drinks bear or soda there, don't look for excuses
you don't even know what you're talking about man, it's more closed than open
User avatar #46 - lecorbi (07/30/2014) [-]
I clean my counter often washing it using water

cuz, you know, handle with food and shit over it
User avatar #47 - fuzzyballs (07/30/2014) [-]
that's not the same thing as pouring soda down it you stupid fucking cunt bastards
#27 - sgtxrootbeer (07/30/2014) [-]
your right, it does have a mechanism which can get stuck and fail
and while i dont drink beer or eat in my kitchen, i do cook food, and sometimes spill shit, thats why i have a granite counter-top with an integrated sink; so i can easily clean up a mess, that hinders cleaning up and can get clogged.
and while we are talking about my extremely expensive counter-top, i would like to talk about HOW I DONT WANT TO DRILL ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE IN IT. i got 1 hole for the faucet and thats it.
#9 - This upsets me slightly. They are hating on apple's iPad a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Why... WHYYYYYYYY!!!! -1
User avatar #16 - lordtriggs (07/29/2014) [-]

cause I work for a video game retailer in the UK and we sell the surface

it's the only new tablet/laptop thing we sell new
#5 - Picture 07/29/2014 on TITle +3
#41 - I've been looking for this, thank you. Take this for your trouble. 07/28/2014 on It's the inside that matters +1
#102 - Our glorious leader being glorious again.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Armadillo Lizard 0
#103 - Alogan (07/17/2014) [-]
type in "my kinky gay son"
#104 - Alogan (07/17/2014) [-]
A.D.M.I.N, without the periods. lol
#30 - I want to dash inside rainbow come.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on consider it 0
#32 - whichever (07/09/2014) [-]
Dash I want inside Rainbow cum to
User avatar #57 - greyswordsman (07/10/2014) [-]
cum rainbow cum dash cum cum
#20 - Couldn't find one, made a transcript: Dear 4chan, …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 4chan found the guy who... +30
User avatar #123 - hairyforcekin (07/09/2014) [-]
Dear Big Guy,

Congratulations, you got caught. That's was a part of your plan, right? Well, I've decided that you didn't fly so good. You've messed with the wrong group of CIA. Before you get excited, I haven't even called it in yet. I am a hard person to get to call it in. However, there's only enough room on this plane for 1 of you. Your pitiful planning skills are hilarious. Crashing a plane with no survivors is level 1. Can you take off the mask? Can you tear through the stock market without leaving a mark? Your silly big body won't protect you. I have shot men before throwing them out of a plane. I've been taking off masks since I was CIA. It's what I was raised to do. You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a group of hired guns. Have you ever got anyone on board? I have no room and I will probably feel joy peeling that mask off your face. You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have people to call in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you even have a lot of loyalty you better be a hired gun. Get on my plane if you want to, but I am smart enough to only have room for 1. Be a Mosquito Man if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to catch you.

With love,


P.S. I would fear for you mask while you still have it.
#69 - gangbangtime (07/09/2014) [-]
Dear landlubbers

Congratulations, You've stolen me rum. That's what you wanted, right? Well see here, I've decided I don't sail with people like you. You've messed with the wrong Cap'n o' the seven seas. Before you get excited, you haven't even found me treasure. I am a hard person to steal from. However, I despise people like you.

Your pitiful pirating skills are hilarious. Sinking ships and shooting cannons are level 1. Can you board a ship all by yourself? Can you rob a port blind without leavin' a trace? Your silly little galley won't protect you. I have plundered Man O' Wars. I've been plundering since I had a rowboat. It's what I was raised to do.

You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a bunch of Landlubbers with no gold. Have you ever swashbuckled someone? I have no empathy and will enjoy rubbing my gold in your face.

You think I'm giving you an empty chest? Believe that. I have crews in dark placesthat you don't want to know about. If you sail even close to me you better fear for your life.

Sink my ship if you want to, but I'm smart enough to swim. Steal my gold if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to catch you.

With love,

Cap'n Blackbeard
P.S. I would spend your loot while you still have it.
#135 - defeats (07/09/2014) [-]
Laughing since "stolen me rum" and haven't stopped laughing. Somebody send help.
#78 - hazelnutqt (07/09/2014) [-]
In line 3 I'd replace people with "landlubbers", but other than that it's amazing
#70 - gangbangtime (07/09/2014) [-]
I do good?
User avatar #110 - lucianolp (07/09/2014) [-]
Very VERY good.
User avatar #103 - protomanrulezz (07/09/2014) [-]
I think I might love you.
Can you do a medieval?
#106 - gangbangtime (07/09/2014) [-]
I DIDN'T ASK YOU yeah sure give me a few minutes/hours
User avatar #107 - protomanrulezz (07/09/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#114 - gangbangtime (07/09/2014) [-]
I didn't look much stuff up for this once, so its a bit sub-par.
User avatar #115 - protomanrulezz (07/09/2014) [-]
Its perfect still. I love it.
#113 - gangbangtime (07/09/2014) [-]
Dear ruffians,

I congratulate thee, you have attained a display of feelings from my serfs. That is what you wanted, right? Well, I, George Talbot, Duke of Tumbleville, have made the
decision that I do not enjoy the company of ruffians such as yourselves. You have trifled with the peasants of the wrong Duke. Before you get excited, you haven't even
seen me tax my underlings. I am loathe to tax them, However, I despise bandits like you.

Your pitiful swordsman skills are hilarious. Decapitations and using a shield are level 1. Can you command armies? Can you tear through village walls with naught but your bare hands?
Your silly little wooden shield will not protect you. I have hacked apart kingdoms. I've been parlaying with the sword since I had the title of Duke. It is what I was raised to do.

You have not the slightest idea to the extent of fear which you should be experiencing. You are just mountain bandits with wooden clubs. Have you ever dueled with someone?
I have no need for knights, and I will enjoy throwing you in my dungeons.

You think I'm bluffing? Believe what you will. I have contacts in high places that you don't want to know about. If you even go into the same kingdom as me you better fear for your life.

Raid my storage houses if you want to, but I am smart enough not to give my peasants food. Try to climb into my castle if you want, but it will just make it easier for me to duel you.

With strong feelings of lust,

George Talbot, Duke of Tumbleville

P.S. I would buy a better shield while you still can.
User avatar #72 - moorgar (07/09/2014) [-]
yes, but i demand more
#73 - gangbangtime (07/09/2014) [-]
Any specific type of copypasta?
User avatar #75 - moorgar (07/09/2014) [-]
surprise me, i go off now, and when i come back from work tomorrow i await atleast 1 that make me chuckle
User avatar #46 - moldybreadcrumb (07/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#27 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
That is so fucking cringe worthy. I want to see him get rekt.
User avatar #26 - sirbrentcoe (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks. i was gonna do that. you saved me some typing.
#1774 - **Einsty rolls 648,774,281** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#16 - He was like that by the end of season 3 already. 07/09/2014 on Season 1 vs season 4 0
#13 - There's an app for that. Or a "gun" fo… 07/09/2014 on clickity clickity +1
#11 - Picture 07/07/2014 on yea, i can do that +4
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on war... war never changes +10
User avatar #84 - kitarierose (07/08/2014) [-]
...I don't think people understand that quote.
#39 - "Ha ha, you broke your glasses!" said Neal. 07/07/2014 on The tables have turned... 0
#17 - 96660 Nope. 07/03/2014 on Middle aged Facebook users... -1
#516 - People with bellow average intelligence may not be as proffici… 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself +2
#110 - A chamber-pot trapdoor? I'd call it King's Relief. 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! +1
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#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
#25 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
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