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Einsty

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Praha
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#12 - Can confirm, seen a pigeon with an injured wing plummet from a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Faith +18
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#14 - zaperzero (01/10/2016) [-]
I'll keep that down. Note to self, the floor is not a viable healing class to chose from.
#14 - Comment deleted 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +2
#9 - standard rules. Back in the line. 01/10/2016 on Comic +1
#5 - Picture 01/10/2016 on Context 0
#21 - This. 01/10/2016 on I don't want a gf anymore... 0
#20 - write a book, sell movie rights 01/09/2016 on I don't want a gf anymore... 0
#19 - so much chips to go with that...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on this ones better +1
#21 - retrotroglodyte (01/10/2016) [-]
#22 - Einsty (01/10/2016) [-]
#23 - retrotroglodyte (01/10/2016) [-]
#25 - Not soon enough. 01/09/2016 on Carrot & Pepper Ch. 9 +57
#6 - Didn't those two get together in the end?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Nanny +6
#7 - youxbarstard (01/09/2016) [-]
Yup, with whipped cream, the cuddling, the whole lot really.
#32 - clever girl 01/09/2016 on heard you talkin shit +5
#11 - Odebrat Kebab! 01/09/2016 on the 4 +1
#8 - I just don't drink. Safest that way.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Ricky makes a good point 0
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#9 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
100% agree. Just have scotch on me and dad's birthdays - he drinks it like water however
#57 - briefs? 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
#6 - Nada, but if it's bellow 0,02% or something cops will let you …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Ricky makes a good point 0
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#21 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh my god that's so low, where do you live? In Canada it's 0.08
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#7 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
Ours over here is 0.05, as long as you test under that you can chug a bottle of gin as you drive off
#10 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
No you cant.
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#8 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
I just don't drink. Safest that way.
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#9 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
100% agree. Just have scotch on me and dad's birthdays - he drinks it like water however
#4 - >cops pull guy over >guy has a bottle of liquor in h…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Ricky makes a good point 0
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#20 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
pfft, Ricky is from Canada, they wouldn't taze him or smash the window. They would apologize for any inconvenience. then he'd tell the cops to fuck off
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#5 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
What's your blood alcohol limit over there?
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#6 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Nada, but if it's bellow 0,02% or something cops will let you off rather than argue about the precision of their measuring equipment.
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#21 - nudybooty (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh my god that's so low, where do you live? In Canada it's 0.08
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#7 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
Ours over here is 0.05, as long as you test under that you can chug a bottle of gin as you drive off
#10 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
No you cant.
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#8 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
I just don't drink. Safest that way.
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#9 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
100% agree. Just have scotch on me and dad's birthdays - he drinks it like water however
#106 - Ah 01/09/2016 on Another Dank WebM comp +1
#16 - Man, I'd sing a silly song to get a 50% chance of getting laid… 01/09/2016 on Anon is mental -1
#14 - I'm sure the next one will work. I'm not convinced a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Anon is mental 0
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#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Well its a better chance than you getting laid. So its a start.
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#16 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'd sing a silly song to get a 50% chance of getting laid.
I'd walk 50 kilometers to get a probability this high.
I'd even work 2 months in retail, nigga.
I'd walk 5 km in a city and repair all road damage on the way.
Well, maybe not all, just the pavements, really. I can't work asphalt.

Shit. I'm not getting laid thanks to a fucking asphalt crack. Thanks a lot, transportation department.
#28 - It's not gay if the balls don't touch. 01/09/2016 on FJ sees no downside... +1
#30 - Is he kill?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Another Dank WebM comp +1
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#31 - nanglo (01/09/2016) [-]
From what I remember reading he survived. The parachute that was supposed to open went too late; it saved his life, but he still got a couple of broken bones or something like that
#44 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Close. Chute failed to deploy. He broke his tailbone, fractured his forearm, and fucked the tendons in his knees. Long story short, RIP any future in sports for him.
#29 - But a funny one.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Another Dank WebM comp +1
#33 - thatginger (01/09/2016) [-]
Reference to ongoing joke, i love Womble
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#106 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Ah
#6 - He is self-aware from the start. I'd be like: "Wassup…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The Real Thing +94
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#30 - logicalcommonsense (01/09/2016) [-]
Personally if I had a clone. I'd be selfcesting myself everytime I got horny.
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#29 - ashirt (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes.
#13 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Both
#4 - It's his life as well though. Besides, it's not in my nature t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The Real Thing +39
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#5 - patriotpenguin (01/08/2016) [-]
aha!, but what if becomes self aware and he sees himself as being expendable since he's just a clone?
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#6 - Einsty (01/08/2016) [-]
He is self-aware from the start. I'd be like:
"Wassup, me. You're a clone or something. They duped me."
Clone's fw "Cool."
"Wanna play multiplayer SE?"
"Nah, bro is hogging the second PC all the time. How bout a walk?"
"Yeah, cool."
And we'd walk an shoot shit and we would work on answering the age old question: Is selfcest masturbation or gay?
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#30 - logicalcommonsense (01/09/2016) [-]
Personally if I had a clone. I'd be selfcesting myself everytime I got horny.
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#29 - ashirt (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes.
#13 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Both
#2 - What's the deal with killing your clones? He'd be the best bud…  [+] (36 new replies) 01/08/2016 on The Real Thing +122
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#72 - theaddviser (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't know, I'm kind of a prick.
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#49 - shorea (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah, you'd finally be able to go and fuck yourself.
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#35 - haroldsaxon (01/09/2016) [-]
lmao, why would I lower myself down to working with suck a wacko. Fuck that dude
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#31 - therockofshame (01/09/2016) [-]
We wouldn't get along.
#25 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It's all good until they replace you.
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#42 - talldumbdork (01/09/2016) [-]
Fuckin synths
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#41 - mastadong (01/09/2016) [-]
*try
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#19 - ishallsmiteyou (01/09/2016) [-]
I have a feeling me and other me would try to get an army of clones to invade Europe blitzkrieg style. Though we'd probably get into a few fistfights.
#15 - anisbanana (01/09/2016) [-]
Heres an interesting paradox:

In the future, we can teleport places simply by stepping into a machine, that constructs a completely identical copy of us out of energy; our physical and mental states are indistinguishable. The "original" you that steps into the machine gets destroyed, while the reconstruction of you lives on from that point, having the same exact memory as the original you, simply being half way across the globe after clicking the teleport button. Why would you/ would you not agree to such teleportation? With no proof of a soul or conscious, we are all entities.
#74 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It would be me to other people but my original conciousness would be gone so me would be gone.
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#58 - ragnarfag (01/09/2016) [-]
Because I'm dead then
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#47 - lapsushominum (01/09/2016) [-]
Fuck no I wouldn't. That'd be suicide, there's no fathomable way my consciousness would survive being destroyed and magically transfer to the new body.
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#34 - SuperWeapons (01/09/2016) [-]
Agree, because whether i persist or not does not matter, considering we are only as much of a person as the life we have remembered. If he remembers everything, then he is me.
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#45 - lapsushominum (01/09/2016) [-]
He believes he is the original you and that nothing went wrong during the teleportation. Your consciousness ceased to exist and you will no longer know or experience anything, you won't know the clone was successfully created or anything. You will die. The copy lives on.
Would you be okay with committing suicide as long as it created a copy of you that left off where you died?
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#48 - SuperWeapons (01/09/2016) [-]
Only if i didnt know it worked that way. But either way im still here so i guess im fine. Even if that means that I am NOT actually here anymore.
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#32 - meganinja (01/09/2016) [-]
Because it wouldn't be me. It would be a copy of myself who would ACT exactly as I would act. For all intents and purposes it would be me, but more importantly I would be dead. And I don't intend on being dead.
#33 - anisbanana (01/09/2016) [-]
But what makes you, you? Is it your brain? If I take your brain and put it in somebodies body, who will be "you"? If it's your body, how many organ transplants would it take until it wasn't you?
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#36 - meganinja (01/09/2016) [-]
It's your brain. And yes, if you put my brain in somebody else's body I'll be in their body.

If you make an identical copy of my brain and then kill my brain, you have killed me.
#37 - anisbanana (01/09/2016) [-]
But what in your brain makes you? Simply the way your neurons are arranged? Hypothetically if I take both halfs of your brains and put them into seperate bodies, which one of them is "you"? Each brain will have enough to function.
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#38 - meganinja (01/09/2016) [-]
Both would contain my conscious. Each piece of my brain would behave simply as if I had had a brain transplant/lobotomy.

Say you have a 3d printed pickaxe Not sure why I thought of a pickaxe of all things to be honest. . When it breaks you print off another one atom for atom. The new pickaxe isn't the same pickaxe. It's different. The same way identical twins are not the same person.
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#26 - destismad (01/09/2016) [-]
con·scious
ˈkän(t)SHəs/
adjective
adjective: conscious

aware of and responding to one's surroundings; awake.
synonyms: aware, awake, alert, responsive, sentient, compos mentis
"the patient was conscious"
having knowledge of something; aware.
"we are conscious of the extent of the problem"
synonyms: aware, mindful, sensible;
"he became conscious of people talking"
antonyms: unaware
painfully aware of; sensitive to.
"he was very conscious of his appearance"

Consciousness does exist though. Is this really not scientifically proven, or did you mean something else? Also, I still say that would be a scary thing to do. As far as I'm concerned, I'd still be dying. I'd only be leaving a clone to continue my life for me. It wouldn't be my consciousness moving, it would be a copy of my consciousness created in an identical, but separate, body, which I think would be a separate person apart from me.
As far as I'm concerned, you'd die. Then your clone would eventually use it and produce a second clone, and then die. Further on down the line you'd see hundreds or thousands of your clones die, each just after making another clone then committing suicide. That's insane.


Side note: I wonder if the government would let me pay to make a clone and keep him rather than be destroyed after-words? I would love to have a second me around to play video games with. Fucking myself is just a given, really.
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#21 - wrpen (01/09/2016) [-]
No. Even disregarding the 'no proof of a soul' argument, the potential accidents are fucking terrifying. Ever not had a head? Because the chances of that happening will have gone way up if this theory hold true at a later point in time, much more so if it becomes the cheapest method of travel.
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#16 - altari (01/09/2016) [-]
That sounds like Soma but less dark.
I don't think I'd have a problem with it. Our bodies make new and replace old parts all the time. It's still technically me.
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#46 - lapsushominum (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a flawed argument. The continuity of your brain function has never been interrupted.
It's insane to think that arranging another set of particles to make a functioning you somewhere else and then destroying the original means that your consciousness will transfer and live on in the newly created human; it already has a consciousness, one that is identical to yours but not yours.
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#60 - altari (01/09/2016) [-]
It's still me. As long as the previous "me" was destroyed as well, I wouldn't care.
The clone would be identical to me, and thus, also me. While "I" would die the other me would live on uninterrupted. No problems here.
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#66 - lapsushominum (01/09/2016) [-]
It would be you only in the sense that it would behave like you and believe itself to be the uninterrupted original. You're okay with never experiencing the rest of your life so long as a clone of you gets to?
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#67 - altari (01/09/2016) [-]
I would be dead, so I wouldn't really care. The clone would be a direct copy of me in every way, so I have no problem letting the later "me" live on. It would just be a time jump for him.
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#68 - lapsushominum (01/09/2016) [-]
So you would willingly kill yourself? Sorry I'm just trying to wrap my head around it because I don't care if a clone of me would experience the rest of my life in my place, I want to personally experience it.
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#70 - altari (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes. I don't really view it as a clone, and more like another me. He won't be me, but is still me. I'm still technically living on, so I don't mind.
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#3 - patriotpenguin (01/08/2016) [-]
until you piss him off and he goes around fucking up your life
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#4 - Einsty (01/08/2016) [-]
It's his life as well though. Besides, it's not in my nature to fuck up someone's life, therefore neither in his.
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#5 - patriotpenguin (01/08/2016) [-]
aha!, but what if becomes self aware and he sees himself as being expendable since he's just a clone?
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#6 - Einsty (01/08/2016) [-]
He is self-aware from the start. I'd be like:
"Wassup, me. You're a clone or something. They duped me."
Clone's fw "Cool."
"Wanna play multiplayer SE?"
"Nah, bro is hogging the second PC all the time. How bout a walk?"
"Yeah, cool."
And we'd walk an shoot shit and we would work on answering the age old question: Is selfcest masturbation or gay?
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#30 - logicalcommonsense (01/09/2016) [-]
Personally if I had a clone. I'd be selfcesting myself everytime I got horny.
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#29 - ashirt (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes.
#13 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Both
#12 - chewie, he got back. 01/08/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner +6

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User avatar #40 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #41 to #40 - Einsty (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas, leader.

Glad it's you running this **** .
#39 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
Make love to me!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Einsty (03/24/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #34 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
4096x4096 version of the artistic earth

i.imgur.com/vzou1Zp.jpg
User avatar #35 to #34 - Einsty (01/12/2015) [-]
It's still a bit extreme, though not as much as before. Double check your dimensions (radius x diameter etc.) Look on the pictures of mountain ranges and you will see that rarely any slope is steeper than 45° or 60° if the mountain is not yet eroded.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
This isn't the fixed verison, I should've mentioned that.

The fixed one will be done sometime tomorrow - It was quadruple the amount of polygons, and being rendered by a single 4GHz 8 core.

#29 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
User avatar #24 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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