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#66 - Dry eyballs.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Now this hits hard... +740
#294 - brianhanerjr (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #217 - zeldapronmaster (11/22/2014) [-]
REKT
#138 - gentlemanbastard (11/22/2014) [-]
#135 - gentlemanbastard has deleted their comment.
#119 - montybalboa (11/21/2014) [-]
I like the way you think.
#67 - mathmanchris (11/21/2014) [-]
#67 - Ok. Though the reasoning behind your tone is beyond me, y… 11/21/2014 on I want it 0
#50 - Shame Avast bart is no longer supported. It was the ultimate m… 11/21/2014 on Explain this 0
#11 - Citation needed. "Pics or it didn't happen" rule…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2014 on I want it +4
#31 - cloppit (11/21/2014) [-]
Are you fucking stupid or something? Just Google it. I had Win98 and Win 3x running on my iPad 2 roughly 3 years ago.

Why? Because I fucking could.
How? There is a fucking guide/tutorial for it. You just gotta get your own windows install.

Its not unbelievable to see it on an iPhone.
#33 - cloppit (11/21/2014) [-]
Since I know you are just a lazy cunt, here is one of the first few results for my search... Posted in 2011:

www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Drs3ysvMnIvs&sa=U&ei=JItvVOfUMPGTsQT24YC4BA&ved=0CBEQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNFiYm2a-u74M6HgdmcI8EoUVWPtrA

Google link but whatevs... I'm on a phone.
#37 - cloppit (11/21/2014) [-]
Since I probably won't be logging back in for a month or more (I tend to lurk), I will elaborate on why my response is so rude.

An OS is designed to use as little of a machine's capability as possible to permit applications to have priority. Windows 98 was designed to run on processors like Pentium I, or Pentium II first generation. Processors then ran around 233 MHz on average. Hard drives were typically less than 10 GB. My phone runs a dual core processor at 1ghz, internal men of 12gb and external (SD card) of 32gb. That is more than enough to run Windows XP if I so desired to modify the kernel and make some drivers or run it in a basic shell as well as play some basic XP era games.

Alternatively, I have run Ubuntu 12 on it before without a hitch.

This is relative to my phone, which is several years old of course. And before you try to whine that an iPad 2 has better specs, you might want to look them up in comparison to an iPhone 6 which is much newer. I don't need to as I know that apple tends to use better hardware with each new model and the iPad 2 is a few years old. Granted, Apple doesn't offer the BEST hardware available, but it is decent.

I prefer Android devices myself... there isn't any need to jail-break them to do awesome things with them.
User avatar #67 - Einsty (11/21/2014) [-]
Ok.
Though the reasoning behind your tone is beyond me, you have a strong point. I was just being skeptical.
User avatar #15 - hueyfreeman (11/21/2014) [-]
You're remarkably cunty
#13 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
that's not exactly somehint out-worldish.
We can believe this, even without proof, because this is possible de facto, i.e. you can technically install any OS on iphone, if you go long enough lenghts to avoid conflicts.
AND even if it was true or false, it doesn't really change anything to you - fuck, implying you have the smarts to install facebook app on your phone, let alone Windows. So if it's fase - oh, well, fuck me, and then go on with your life.

piss off.
#7 - **** yeah, sports! 11/20/2014 on Sports Just got interesting... +36
#31 - Picture 11/20/2014 on Damn it, Carter +7
#138 - Tardis. 11/20/2014 on Choose Carefully 0
#26 - It's CGI, you get a point for relevance. 11/20/2014 on Photoshop How-To 0
#26 - >Tvaju mať  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on People almost getting REKT +2
User avatar #33 - dumbasshunter (11/20/2014) [-]
translate from what language?
#6 - That's not how percentage works. If the computer would speed u…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Aww Yeah ! -13
#30 - arrowed (11/20/2014) [-]
no, it fucking reached its maximum potential the first time
avg is no longer going to improve shit
#10 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]

I don't think you understand what gayboard was trying to say. It's not that every time you boot up the pc, time is reduced by 1% of the previous time. It just reduces boot up time by 1%

Say it takes 10 seconds to boot up without AVG. Each time you boot it up with AVG, the time it takes to boot up is 1% less of 10 seconds, 9.9 seconds. You boot it up 100 times, that's you saved 100*(10-9.9) seconds = 10 seconds.
#16 - Picture 11/20/2014 on MFW someone says they got... +1
#11 - Shade it. 11/20/2014 on All want is too draw porn 0
#278 - Picture 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#62 - Do it. 11/20/2014 on suck my dick in here +1
#30 - Screw you. This is really unpleasant.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Sir spiderman 0
#36 - assassindash (11/20/2014) [-]
#594 - 91 - Feel itself 314 - Actualy cute 22 - Going places … 11/19/2014 on new levels, new classes, etc. +1
#593 - 29 - Green with envy 10 - Going to eleven 76 - Local b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on new levels, new classes, etc. +1
User avatar #594 - Einsty (11/19/2014) [-]
91 - Feel itself
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#21 - Apple fell on his head. You don't want tents to fall on your head.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on I'm an engineer, I got this 0
User avatar #24 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2014) [-]
True. But having an apple as a structural component of a tent does not necessitate that the thing will fall upon one's head.
User avatar #25 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2014) [-]
Correlation/causation logical fallacy.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2014) [-]
Unless it's a joke. But you weren't really clear. :\
#7 - Likewise. 11/17/2014 on Enjoy every second 0
#5 - Nevermind, I have the stupid today. And math test is tommorow!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Enjoy every second 0
#6 - stepank (11/17/2014) [-]
its 1920x1080 im pretty sure, and i dont thnik it will get any more highres.
I actually have a math test tommorow tho lol, wish me luck, this ones gonna decide a lot
User avatar #7 - Einsty (11/17/2014) [-]
Likewise.
#4 - Do you by chance have a highres?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Enjoy every second 0
User avatar #5 - Einsty (11/17/2014) [-]
Nevermind, I have the stupid today. And math test is tommorow!
#6 - stepank (11/17/2014) [-]
its 1920x1080 im pretty sure, and i dont thnik it will get any more highres.
I actually have a math test tommorow tho lol, wish me luck, this ones gonna decide a lot
User avatar #7 - Einsty (11/17/2014) [-]
Likewise.
#4 - Ok, but, no homo, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on True. +7
#11 - firehydrant (11/17/2014) [-]
#15 - But his experience with apples would be contradictory to the t…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on I'm an engineer, I got this 0
User avatar #16 - lathyrusvii (11/17/2014) [-]
That doesn't make sense.
User avatar #21 - Einsty (11/18/2014) [-]
Apple fell on his head. You don't want tents to fall on your head.
User avatar #24 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2014) [-]
True. But having an apple as a structural component of a tent does not necessitate that the thing will fall upon one's head.
User avatar #25 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2014) [-]
Correlation/causation logical fallacy.
User avatar #26 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2014) [-]
Unless it's a joke. But you weren't really clear. :\
#29 - She will solve the problems as she always did. Develop a new k… 11/17/2014 on Legend of Toph 0
#41 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Femishits 0
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
#25 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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