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Einsty

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Praha
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#149 - **** 02/24/2014 on War of the sexes 0
#57 - Touche.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on War of the sexes 0
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#108 - dogfoodtaco (02/23/2014) [-]
you just used that wrong
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#149 - Einsty (02/24/2014) [-]
fuck
#53 - No, cats are assholes.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on War of the sexes +3
#56 - dehnoobshow (02/23/2014) [-]
But that's part of their likable personality.
They don't give a fuck.
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#57 - Einsty (02/23/2014) [-]
Touche.
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#108 - dogfoodtaco (02/23/2014) [-]
you just used that wrong
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#149 - Einsty (02/24/2014) [-]
fuck
#4 - Let it burn.  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2014 on #ShotsFired #HansTheBitch +226
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#115 - henkekalmar (02/23/2014) [-]
oh that is SOOO COOL O.O
#87 - niggletjones (02/23/2014) [-]
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

Burn motherfucker.

Burn.
Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn
#107 - ideae (02/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, let's burn!
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#53 - pizzaweed (02/23/2014) [-]
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#51 - phoenixdowner (02/23/2014) [-]
#43 - MysticTomatoe (02/23/2014) [-]
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#41 - dilophosaurus (02/23/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC682SEk2eo not the sauce but related
#34 - sstiickss (02/23/2014) [-]
#8 - anon (02/23/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#7 - imona (02/23/2014) [-]
sauce and more?
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#54 - pizzaweed (02/23/2014) [-]
Well apparently FJ hates Usher
#55 - cronois (02/23/2014) [-]
Can you blame him? He let it burn...
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#5 - riddlerenigma (02/22/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVgFyyt5DCM

I'll give you this. It might keep you happy.
#134 - yologdog (02/23/2014) [-]
I may just be too old, or maybe I'm too heavy, but that song sounds really whinny. Not to mention pretty buttfuckin gay.

Here's a better Song about fire. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWjeXQq3yzk
also this www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXlvA9a_TA
This is a funny song www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWpuhz8-EHY

You never think you'll get into heavier shit. And then one day you do. And it leaves you like "When did this happen? Why do the bands I used to like suck?"
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#136 - riddlerenigma (02/23/2014) [-]
It's a cover song by ellie goulding.

I just prefer the punk version over the original.
#9 - Missing left eye, possible cranial bleeding. 02/21/2014 on The Bassoon 0
#23 - Pouring oil into the fire. 02/20/2014 on Do you want to build a... +12
#55 - Everything was cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on inb4 red thumb edit +6
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#59 - legitimacy (02/20/2014) [-]
That is, when we're apart of a team
#72 - It's true, though. 02/17/2014 on WOAH +1
#33 - Please educate me, then. How exactly would the exista…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2014 on NASA article +2
#36 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
so tide changes would have no impact on life on earth and it only matters if the world is going to instantly be fucked? enjoy your flooding sir
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#46 - thirdoffive (02/17/2014) [-]
We've been mining the earth for thousands of years and it hasn't impacted it's orbit around the sun. Do you really think the same would happen to the moon?
#71 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
he said

"1 - it isn't important for Earth existence "

I'm pretty sure the moon existing is important. that was what I was referencing.
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#74 - thirdoffive (02/18/2014) [-]
I never said it wasn't important. In fact, it's vital to all life on earth. But mining it isn't going to cause it to spontaneously explode.
#81 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
einsty said that. that is what I was referring to. not your comment. i do not care
#20 - 1 - it isn't important for Earth existence 2 - large perca…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2014 on NASA article -2
#21 - nottoointeresting (02/17/2014) [-]
You are completely wrong on the first count and the the second you have just pulled a statistic out of your ass.

Well done my child. Youre neckbeard training is complete. No go! go forth into the world and spread our missinformation! muhahaha
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#33 - Einsty (02/17/2014) [-]
Please educate me, then.

How exactly would the existance of our planet be threatened should the moon be mined? Not talking about society, biosphere in general or climate. I do not see a way our planet would just blink out of existence or blow up the second somebody mined the last rock of the Moon.

I did not claim the number to be precise and I did not claim it to be based off any relevant research. While I can see how that would be a problem now that you pointed it out, I'd like to say a few things in my defense: This thread did not start as a serious scientific discussion. The number is rough and meant only for illustration. "Eyeballing" does not mean "This is a precise number you should totally take for truth and call me a liar if it turns out not to be" It means "Here's my assumption based on my experience with the matter and on what my gut tells me".

That being said, I am led to believe you have more precise information on the Moon mining problematic. If that is the case, I would be happy to study some material you could provide.
#36 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
so tide changes would have no impact on life on earth and it only matters if the world is going to instantly be fucked? enjoy your flooding sir
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#46 - thirdoffive (02/17/2014) [-]
We've been mining the earth for thousands of years and it hasn't impacted it's orbit around the sun. Do you really think the same would happen to the moon?
#71 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
he said

"1 - it isn't important for Earth existence "

I'm pretty sure the moon existing is important. that was what I was referencing.
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#74 - thirdoffive (02/18/2014) [-]
I never said it wasn't important. In fact, it's vital to all life on earth. But mining it isn't going to cause it to spontaneously explode.
#81 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
einsty said that. that is what I was referring to. not your comment. i do not care
#11 - Anther job well done, OP. 02/17/2014 on Busted *link to pick is in... 0
#19 - Which actually was a part of the problem. 02/17/2014 on Thank u for the music +1
#91 - >implying crushed chocolate is inedible  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on the champ! +2
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#92 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
a retard that could do something like this surelly didn't eat it
#293 - It's the core of the problem, actually. 02/17/2014 on Because the Bible tells me so 0
#292 - x=y, therefore x-y=0 You divided by zero. There's a reason…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Because the Bible tells me so 0
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#298 - elbrysobrony (02/17/2014) [-]
Dammit. You beat me by a mile. Why must I be cursed with not-smart-ness?
#322 - colledgedude (02/18/2014) [-]
X/0= Either infinity or zero, and Zero is pointless, so infinity is the correct answer with any number divided by zero. However, out minds can't grasp infinity and it tends to break machines. There's your reason.
#34 - Even more sadly, I too don't know how to fly. Guess t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Well fuck +1
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#36 - touchmybutt (02/16/2014) [-]
Aw man...Talk about back luck, huh? :/
#32 - They never taught you how to fly at school?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Well fuck +38
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#33 - touchmybutt (02/16/2014) [-]
Sadly, no...Teach me!
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#38 - jabsgreywarden (02/16/2014) [-]
"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day and try it. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Most people fall to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard. Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't. You have to have you attention suddenly distracted by something else when you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it. Hence most people's failure, and their eventual disillusionment with this exhilarating and spectacular sport. If, however, you are lucky enough to have your attention momentarily distracted at the crucial moment by, say, a gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phyllum and/or personal inclination) or a bomb going off in your vicinity, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of beetle crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will miss the ground completely and remain bobbing just a few inches above it in what might seem to be a slightly foolish manner. This is a moment for superb and delicate concentration.Ignore all considerations of your own weight and simply let yourself waft higher. Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful. They are most likely to say something along the lines of "Good God, you can't possibly be flying!"
It is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right.
DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY."
-Hitchhiker's
#42 - CaptainPugwash (02/16/2014) [-]
You're my new favourite person of this evening.
#90 - blokrokker (02/17/2014) [-]
The only problem I have with the series is that it's TOO quotable/memorable, so it ended up like Jeff Dunham or Monty Python and the Holy Grail, overquoted and drawn out. So even though I KNOW it's funny, I can't actually find it funny anymore.
#93 - soloman (02/17/2014) [-]
I know what you're saying, but the series as a whole is long enough that I don't feel that happens. There's the typical stuff, like 42 and towels and maybe even this quip about flying, for which it's happened, but every time I read through it, it's full enough of less overused bits that I don't feel it looses its charm. A 5 book series can't as easily be defeated by such forces as a single feature length film fortunately.
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#94 - blokrokker (02/17/2014) [-]
I suppose it was ruined for me by my high school's Douglas Adams Appreciation Club, consisting of five members, circlejerking about the Guide and Douglas Adams in general. Terry Pratchett wasn't safe either.
#95 - soloman (02/17/2014) [-]
Ooh, yeah that sounds pretty bad.



Wait- what's up with your name?
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#106 - blokrokker (02/17/2014) [-]
Favors to admin and phanact. Lots and lots of favors. With lube.
#45 - jabsgreywarden (02/16/2014) [-]
I am glad I made your day. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is one of my favorite books of all time.
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#39 - deescalation (02/16/2014) [-]
You sound like a chap who knows where his towel is
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#40 - jabsgreywarden (02/16/2014) [-]
You should always know where your towel and the Guide is at all times
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#34 - Einsty (02/16/2014) [-]
Even more sadly, I too don't know how to fly.

Guess that makes us grounded buddies.
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#36 - touchmybutt (02/16/2014) [-]
Aw man...Talk about back luck, huh? :/
#81 - That would have made the movie a lot darker. They lived in a w… 02/16/2014 on Facts about Frozen 0
#80 - It's one of the best. Definitely see it. 02/16/2014 on Facts about Frozen 0
#68 - Not really, not anymore. 02/16/2014 on Their is +1
#66 - Religious people think they know all the answers and that when… 02/16/2014 on Their is 0
#14 - Picture 02/15/2014 on too dirty for you +9
#12 - >be world peace >women hold all the power >aa… 02/15/2014 on Power -3
#102 - Thank you, OP is a faggot for not mentioning this. 02/15/2014 on Celebrities as Disney... +1
#121 - I remembered seeing a hackintosh made out of a real trash can. 02/15/2014 on Well, it is more useful now +2

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User avatar #40 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #41 to #40 - Einsty (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas, leader.

Glad it's you running this **** .
#39 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
Make love to me!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Einsty (03/24/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #34 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
4096x4096 version of the artistic earth

i.imgur.com/vzou1Zp.jpg
User avatar #35 to #34 - Einsty (01/12/2015) [-]
It's still a bit extreme, though not as much as before. Double check your dimensions (radius x diameter etc.) Look on the pictures of mountain ranges and you will see that rarely any slope is steeper than 45° or 60° if the mountain is not yet eroded.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
This isn't the fixed verison, I should've mentioned that.

The fixed one will be done sometime tomorrow - It was quadruple the amount of polygons, and being rendered by a single 4GHz 8 core.

#29 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
User avatar #24 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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