In that case he's made out of house.

You trying to do a BendThatDick CumInSnatch? Or did you just fail miserably at typing his name?

It was a joke, though not a good one. Miss a few, hit a few, I'm getting there.

I played Crysis and Crysis Warhead already.

Do you feel like a hero yet?

In the future, I meant.

Well your erection is just blood pumping through your penis more than usual.

Yeah, of course. If you can't maintain an erection it was all for not.

Well she is prone to bloodlust

Well, yeah, to an extent.
I don't know about you, but If I lose more than 200ml of blood, I will start having troubles with maintaining erection. That thing needs blood to work.

Well your erection is just blood pumping through your penis more than usual.

Yeah, of course. If you can't maintain an erection it was all for not.

As an aircraft maintainer, I can verify this.

What do you work? I'm working F-35 avionics at Luke.

Dang, that sounds really cool. What do you think of them? A lot of people give it crap because of problems, just like the V-22, but I'm willing to bet they're going to do well in the future.

People only give it crap because they don't know what the hell they're talking about. It's an amazing jet with some insane technology in it. I worked A-10 Warthogs for two years before I came to this jet so I have a frame of reference on just how insane this thing really is. Isn't as tough as a Warthog, but the classified systems on the F-35 are awesome. Shit I never would have imagined was possible. So trust me, it's a badass jet. If we ever get into another real war with another country that has more modern technology, it'll be one of the machines that wins the war for us.

Would you happen to have any thoughts about the F-22, as well? People have said that it is supposed to be a worthwhile plane, but I can't see that, considering how the F-22 was designed to go up against what the USSR had in store at the time of the Cold War when it was designed. With no guns and yet a basis around air-to-air, as well, it just sounds like a weird plane to have in the Air Force.

If the F-22 has the same technology in it that the F-35 has, it doesn't need a gun.
Besides, guns are better for air-to-surface than air-to-air anyway. Dogfights are a thing of the past.

If it has the same technology, why was the program canceled in favor of the F-35? I've always assumed it was because of unit costs and then being able to have the entire military form around the backbone of a single plane, but I don't see the benefits. I also can't recall any specs like speed and stuff, so I'm pretty lost.

F-22 was too expensive. Dual-engine jets are more expensive than single-engine ones. For a frame of reference, the engine alone on the F-35 costs $30 million. Now imagine two of those. Dual-engine setup is faster and more reliable, but more expensive. Not to mention the 22's thrust vectoring system is badass, but really expensive. And all it does is air-to-air, no air-to-surface. F-35 does both. Plus the STOVL variant will be awesome for CAS. Faster reaction time than a helicopter, but it doesn't have to make several passes like a regular CTOL jet. F-22 is faster and the thrust vectoring makes it more maneuverable, but like I said, dogfighting is dead. It's about costs and flexibility, both of which the 35 has over the 22.
I can't really go much more into it, since there's a lot of classified stuff about this jet. But the classified technology is absolutely insane.

I never thought I would hear the "I can't tell you any more than this, it's classified." That's pretty amazing, though. I'd never heard much about the two engine thing, but I see immediately why that's true. I really appreciate telling what you have about the jet. It's something that I've long held an interest in, being all the amazing stuff it can do. I've always had an interest in military technology, because it's always the leading edge in the development of technology itself, it seems. I hear that BMW rolled out a prototype visor system that lets the driver look through parts of the car for blind spots much like the F-35 does. Pretty amazing stuff.

Yeah, same thing with the F-15 and F-16. F-15 is a lot faster since it has two engines, whereas the 16 only has one.
True, look what WWII brought us. Jet engines, nuclear power, etc.
I wouldn't be surprised. On the F-35 it's called DAS - Distributed Aperture System. It's pretty badass. Each helmet costs about $300,000 though. But if they could put it in cars it could eliminate blindspots.

Because some people can't handle the size of your package.

its actually bretty good

Do you have sauce?

Nisemonogatari

The video was created by a user here on FJ

So does that mean monogatari?

Which monogatari first episode?
You should start with bakemonogatari, then nisemonogatari and then I don't know which follows...

>Being turned on by loli version of Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
>Being a non-degenerate

Choose one.

She is incrediblely old, so she is totally legal.... So....

That should not at all make you ok with fucking a childs body.

So you're saying it wouldnt be okay to want to fuck perfectly proportioned midgets?

So you'd fuck a 20 y/o whose body is that of a 6 y/o?

Children and people who look like children are two different things.

The major point is the only reason she has the body of a child in that manga/anime is purely to cater to lolicons. This is irrefutable.

Loli should not be encouraged.

Fuck off with your normie shit m8

Yeah alright, that makes it better.