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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Praha
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Comment Ranking:#524
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#8 - Nice 11/02/2014 on SJW's Dream 0
#7 - Coding drunk will likely result in using goto without a second…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Coding Drunk +1
User avatar #8 - randland (11/02/2014) [-]
Pssh, just fix that goto with some aspect orient programming, obvs
User avatar #9 - Einsty (11/02/2014) [-]
When I'm intoxicated, I use global variables for everything. And never use labels. And everything is unsigned short to conserve memory.
User avatar #10 - randland (11/02/2014) [-]
You live a dangerous life, my friend.
User avatar #12 - Einsty (11/02/2014) [-]
I don't want to brag, but....

I once called int main() from its own body.
User avatar #13 - randland (11/02/2014) [-]
You recursive fuck
#20 - Then there is no difference at all. 11/02/2014 on deleted forbes article 0
#18 - I have. Here it's also 18 and the first time a lot of people g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on deleted forbes article 0
User avatar #19 - loonquawl (11/02/2014) [-]
I think I was like 14.
User avatar #20 - Einsty (11/02/2014) [-]
Then there is no difference at all.
#17 - Tomboy loophole? 11/02/2014 on Dating +1
#20 - I offer no forgiveness, but you may yet repent. Your…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Definition of Confliction +3
User avatar #21 - Indoknight (11/01/2014) [-]
And during No Fap November as well. What abhorrent blasphemy hath I committed!

I must self exile to the deepest parts of the internet to find an image worth an almighty fap. I may be gone months, maybe years more like a few seconds really but I will not return until my sins have been washed away! I leave a stained soul and hope to return a pure one. Goodbye FJ
#6 - Comment deleted 10/31/2014 on Rekt 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Yell at the moon +46
#9 - platinumaltaria (10/31/2014) [-]
Wrong...
User avatar #10 - willindor (10/31/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but insulting the moon does not count as praising in my book.
#11 - platinumaltaria (10/31/2014) [-]
I happen to be an extremely devout scholar of Lunacy, and I can tell you, the moon loves to be heckled...
#16 - Picture 10/31/2014 on love at first bite +8
#230 - Nein, mein freund. Humanity first. Purity first. … 10/31/2014 on Vivian +1
#102 - a ********* . 10/31/2014 on Fat people 0
#51 - I feel conflicted. On one hand, they're plastic figurines of f… 10/31/2014 on different tastes 0
#46 - thank mr skeletal 10/31/2014 on different tastes +1
#80 - I hope it's not /pol/. /pol/ is always right I do not want thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Well what do you know -1
#97 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
>/pol/ is always right

inshiggydiggy
#20 - The round's energy is most of the time not enough to kill the … 10/31/2014 on Damn it!! 0
#99 - Wel its certainl not research. But maybe you could try to post… 10/31/2014 on true +1
#80 - Because 343 can't into nice things. 10/30/2014 on The boner rises 0
#31 - Picture 10/30/2014 on Ever seen $10,000 in cache 0
#24 - Show me a hidden camera with that good a picture and stabilize…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... +3
User avatar #139 - metalcoldreaper (10/31/2014) [-]
for 'reasons'? *Throws you a pair of shoes*
#21 - How real can it be when she has a camera person in front of he…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... +4
User avatar #22 - DeeJayBee (10/30/2014) [-]
hidden camera i guess but aye will have been heavily edited
User avatar #24 - Einsty (10/30/2014) [-]
Show me a hidden camera with that good a picture and stabilized image and I will show you the face of a man who would like to buy a camera.
User avatar #139 - metalcoldreaper (10/31/2014) [-]
for 'reasons'? *Throws you a pair of shoes*
#47 - Seconded, though I want it to be true. 10/30/2014 on BILL FUCKING MURRAY on... 0
#8 - Holds the hose in a shopvac. 10/30/2014 on Fight For Net Neutrality +1
#25 - If you don't play then you're percieved as a sociopath.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on true sexism 0
#29 - rainbowhead (10/30/2014) [-]
The people you'd want to hang out with will probably not care about something like that.
User avatar #51 - bonlino (10/30/2014) [-]
im lucky enough to be in this sort of group. though for shits and giggles we take the mick out of it. i guess were a 'mock the other type of people' group. but we dont step it over since thats harsh.
#13 - The hype is real. 10/30/2014 on Valkyria Chronicles 0
#18 - The end is nigh!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on look at the tags +2
#56 - urgey (10/30/2014) [-]
REPENT THE END OF BEWBS IS NIGH
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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