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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#9 - Dude, how come you post loudly with a closed mouth and without… 02/05/2015 on RAW: Taiwan plane crash... 0
#1 - flower petals can be used to make dyes. 02/05/2015 on Alternative 0
#10 - Good luck on your quest, good stranger. 02/05/2015 on A Little Hope +3
#20 - Or you could hire me for half the price of a monkey and I'd ma… 02/04/2015 on Kill me 0
#5 - There are 2 PS2 sockets, one for keyboard and one for mouse, l…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/04/2015 on There is always a Way +1
User avatar #7 - fireheartt (02/05/2015) [-]
i cant fuckin see them so idk what the fuck youre on about
#8 - OtisMcWonderful (02/05/2015) [-]
How do you not see them? Do you not know what a PS/2 port is?

I circled it for you, and it would use the adapter I pointed the arrow at.
User avatar #17 - fireheartt (02/05/2015) [-]
okay no see im fairly certain those are speaker and mic ports because just look at the size of the port then look and the size of the adapter. its completely different
#27 - OtisMcWonderful (02/05/2015) [-]
No, see, I'm extremely certain those are PS/2 ports. What you're looking at is server rack. It's not uncommon to see those without speaker/mic ports because you won't need them for a server anyway. You will however, always see them with PS/2 ports. Pic related is the motherboard out of my old server. Note the existence of PS/2 ports and the non-existence of speaker ports. Ignore the dust. It's been sitting in a closet for a while. inb4 how can it be a server without a decent amount of ethernet ports? PCI slots exist for a reason.
User avatar #19 - lovot (02/05/2015) [-]
Nope, those are PS2 ports, you can use the other ports on the computer for size reference, the adapter would fit, but since the PS2 ports are specifically designed to attach keyboards and mice (green is mouse, purple is keyboard) I seriously doubt you could actually use the USB drive. Also notice that Sandisk USB drives always glow orange when they are powered, and the one in the picture isn't glowing....
#6 - Have you tested it yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on When you get unexpected... +1
User avatar #8 - majinooo (02/04/2015) [-]
Yea, gotta make sure don't I.
#20 - I thought that any devil fruit will make you unable to swim.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on One Piece Comp part dos +2
User avatar #21 - stolzejungfrau (02/04/2015) [-]
thats my point
#3 - Someone make this a party hard gif. I can't.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Real Life is Glitching Out +1
#5 - lithiumdebator (02/04/2015) [-]
Neither can I, but here, have this.
#116 - ******* Rhodoks, man. Thinking they're so cool with the…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Game of Thrones Characters:... +2
User avatar #145 - cptcanada (02/04/2015) [-]
still better than those nords who think they're too good to ride horses like the rest of us
User avatar #182 - cptcanada (02/04/2015) [-]
first im Khegrit, 2nd 300 rapes is very impressive and third 1st place in the khans archery contest....come at me bro
#124 - nikkalai (02/04/2015) [-]
#936 - op's fw  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on R.I.P. Monty Oum +3
User avatar #940 - thegoodgatsby (02/04/2015) [-]
You're right. I was actually expecting more reds by this point. I like to go through and look at who gave me a green, though.
User avatar #961 - canyou (02/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #949 - yoloswaggins (02/04/2015) [-]
You've made so many people so butthurt that I can't not be impressed.

You triggered 3000+ FJers with two words.
#957 - butthurtninja (02/04/2015) [-]
astounding how much two words can fuck with people.

"sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. Now tie me up, throw me down and show me that you like me."
#4 - Burning the american flag is I believe the only way to destroy…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on You're burning our flag? +6
User avatar #7 - nudybooty (02/04/2015) [-]
That applies to all flags. But, you're suppose to quietly burn it alone. Not burn it well standing on top of a toppled car yelling "DEAD TO THE AMERICANS!"
#6 - rhion (02/04/2015) [-]
List three ways of retiring the U.S Flag according to codes. You can properly burn it. Take it an organization that will give a respectful ceremony for it. Or you may cut and burn it.
The last one I had people give or send us stars from the flag, at the time I didn't know you were respecting the flag if you did that until I asked about.
#7 - Well, according to average shipping, it is. 02/03/2015 on That’s The Gayest Thing Ever 0
#11 - Ok, that too. But how many of them have been told already? The…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Accurate +23
User avatar #64 - amusingusername (02/04/2015) [-]
Insulting them isn't going to do anything. You attack their pride and they'll most likely just cling to the belief harder to defend it.
#9 - >implying there is no need to insult people whose illconcie…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Accurate +155
#147 - anonymous (02/04/2015) [-]
"Your rights as a parent end where public safety begins"

Fuck you telling me how to raise my children.
Go back to Austria.
#131 - anonymous (02/04/2015) [-]
Here's a question; what's the point of insulting people? Is it to make them feel bad, especially after the fact? What does it accomplish? And I'm not saying this from the perspective of someone trying to defend a person, I just legitimately do not understand why people think insulting carries with it any kind of useful purpose. Maybe it's the idea that scolding is supposed to correct behavior, but frankly I think the tendency to insult is just one of those ugly little knacks we humans have that we can't get rid of, and which makes it rather humorous to see people actually to to justify such uncouth behavior with silly reasons like "they deserved it".
User avatar #10 - invaderfromthesea (02/03/2015) [-]
No, there is need to educate them. Because mistakes happen.
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User avatar #11 - Einsty (02/03/2015) [-]
Ok, that too. But how many of them have been told already? They will just close their ears. Any mistake is forgivable when admitted. Ignorance by nature cannot be. When all fails, swearing is all you've left.
User avatar #64 - amusingusername (02/04/2015) [-]
Insulting them isn't going to do anything. You attack their pride and they'll most likely just cling to the belief harder to defend it.
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Funnyjunk Fact Comp pt. 1 +13
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#13 - yellowcardraiden Comment deleted by Einsty
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#8 - They say it's ok 3/4 of the month. 02/03/2015 on Redundancy is good though +1
#90 - 1- it needs to be returned, the law is clear on this one. … 02/03/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil (Morality... +1
#64 - If you're breaking the gun law, you might as well break a few … 02/03/2015 on American Harry Potter +2
#689 - Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. 02/03/2015 on R.I.P. Monty Oum 0
#5 - look, it even has an indent for the cigar.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on old student desk has... 0
User avatar #8 - articulate (02/02/2015) [-]
Or the pen.
User avatar #9 - eddio (02/02/2015) [-]
Or the miniature dildo?
#9 - because frontal assault happens as well.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Showering with your boys 0
User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot (02/02/2015) [-]
He's facing a wall.
User avatar #11 - theplanetearth (02/02/2015) [-]
You're in prison but you still got teeth.
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User avatar #10 - Lilstow (02/02/2015) [-]
better than getting buttfucked.
plus you can see it coming, pun completely intended.
#2126 - Yay, my face is worth something.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +1
User avatar #2147 - phanacit (02/02/2015) [-]
#2047 - Central europ is best europ. Czech out my clock.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +6
User avatar #2120 - phanacit (02/02/2015) [-]
metal head outta 10
User avatar #2126 - Einsty (02/02/2015) [-]
Yay, my face is worth something.
User avatar #2147 - phanacit (02/02/2015) [-]
#86 - It is common courtesy to keep all pony related posts in ponyti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Natalia Poklonskaya -1
User avatar #91 - supersixfourr (02/02/2015) [-]
No its not. In this post a ponified version of Natalie seems pretty relevant to this whole post. In any other regular post, how the hell can ponies be considered shit posting when its a reaction pic?
#48 - thank mr valid 02/02/2015 on Equal Rights, Lefts, and... 0


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#40 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Einsty! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#39 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
Make love to me!
User avatar #38 to #37 - Einsty ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #34 - cloudpawtwo (01/12/2015) [-]
4096x4096 version of the artistic earth

User avatar #35 to #34 - Einsty ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
It's still a bit extreme, though not as much as before. Double check your dimensions (radius x diameter etc.) Look on the pictures of mountain ranges and you will see that rarely any slope is steeper than 45° or 60° if the mountain is not yet eroded.
User avatar #36 to #35 - cloudpawtwo (01/12/2015) [-]
This isn't the fixed verison, I should've mentioned that.

The fixed one will be done sometime tomorrow - It was quadruple the amount of polygons, and being rendered by a single 4GHz 8 core.

User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
User avatar #24 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
#9 - Einsty ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
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