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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#37 - The words to live by, I forgot to add. 06/24/2014 on (untitled) +3
#36 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on (untitled) +185
#276 - gohex (06/24/2014) [-]
this is my new wallpaper. thank you.
#38 - galaxyguy (06/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - Einsty (06/24/2014) [-]
The words to live by, I forgot to add.
#38 - Unless, you know, you're into this stuff.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Ouch +1
#39 - urapooper (06/24/2014) [-]
I guess masochist would really love it then.
#72 - Solar energy is not economically efficient right now with comm… 06/24/2014 on Renewable Power is the way... 0
#62 - Cruise control can keep you moving. Though I have no idea how …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on top kek +1
User avatar #63 - IAmManbearpig (06/23/2014) [-]
i forgot about cruise control... my car doesn't have it :/
#82 - This. 06/23/2014 on Pick My Card 0
#81 - Picture 06/23/2014 on Pick My Card +6
#197 - thank mr skeltal 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal 0
#17 - This is wrong. First, the blocks are supposed to be stacked so… 06/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
#17 - I think we would keep the beaks or horns.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Evolution 0
User avatar #18 - detoxpain (06/22/2014) [-]
Not if they were useless to us
User avatar #19 - apeytona (06/22/2014) [-]
that isn't quite how it works, just because something is useless, doesn't necessarily mean it will be evolved away like a trait that negatively impacts the animal.
#3 - I find it kinda funny. 06/21/2014 on My life in a nutshell 0
#63 - Not necessarily. Depends on how deep down the rabbit hole you … 06/21/2014 on Important advice 0
#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on disgusting +9
#94 - otroviciado (06/21/2014) [-]
**otroviciado rolled image** ok, what if this is your brother, huh?
#95 - otroviciado (06/21/2014) [-]
damn, you unlucky sad fucker
#45 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on disgusting +6
#57 - youxbarstard (06/21/2014) [-]
I wonder if anyone has made a 1920x1080 of this....
#9096186 - You summoned me, now bear the consequences. 06/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#28 - It makes you able to see IR light. It behaves much like any o… 06/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#48 - >Even the beer most people know and love is descended from …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Great german inventions 0
#58 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Ok then im going to say America invented water. Because the water they drink all over the whole world is basically the same recipe. And since i made the claim it was invented in America it has to be true, just like you i don't need sources or facts.
#39 - Well yes, if you want to get general then beer is a worldwide …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Great german inventions 0
#40 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
BEER= Fermented Grain that is drank before any distillation process. It's like saying France invented wine because they were the first to make it purple. Or Italy invented pasta sauce because they were first to add oregano to crushed tomatoes. A thing is what it is, regardless of how you want to twist it to suit your own insecurities.
User avatar #48 - Einsty (06/21/2014) [-]
>Even the beer most people know and love is descended from german recipe
>popular kind of beer

Do you even read?
#58 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Ok then im going to say America invented water. Because the water they drink all over the whole world is basically the same recipe. And since i made the claim it was invented in America it has to be true, just like you i don't need sources or facts.
#34 - Well, a good portion of it. Even the beer most people know and…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Great german inventions 0
#37 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Beer is immeasurably old. There is evidence of beer in ancient Egypt, Persia, and China. And if you wanna get technical about it, Germany didn't exist until quite recently.
User avatar #39 - Einsty (06/21/2014) [-]
Well yes, if you want to get general then beer is a worldwide phenomenon. That's why I reffered to the popular kind of beer, that is brewed and drunk in the western society.
#40 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
BEER= Fermented Grain that is drank before any distillation process. It's like saying France invented wine because they were the first to make it purple. Or Italy invented pasta sauce because they were first to add oregano to crushed tomatoes. A thing is what it is, regardless of how you want to twist it to suit your own insecurities.
User avatar #48 - Einsty (06/21/2014) [-]
>Even the beer most people know and love is descended from german recipe
>popular kind of beer

Do you even read?
#58 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Ok then im going to say America invented water. Because the water they drink all over the whole world is basically the same recipe. And since i made the claim it was invented in America it has to be true, just like you i don't need sources or facts.
#7 - You don't escape unless you have some sci-fi grade echolocatio… 06/21/2014 on Drowning in the booty 0
#15 - Heat vision doesn't work that way. But this is some good CGI.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on (untitled) +47
#25 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
how does it work then
User avatar #28 - Einsty (06/21/2014) [-]
It makes you able to see IR light. It behaves much like any other kind of light, it can't pass trough solid objects. I recall reading something about microwave heat vision, that can allow you to see a few cm/inches deep into objects, though it was years ago and the details are fuzzy.
User avatar #21 - phudgepacker (06/21/2014) [-]
yeah you can tell by how at the very end it just kinda fades away in the general area the kid is standing
#15 - Picture 06/21/2014 on Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba +30
#47 - Picture 06/21/2014 on fattest kid in high school 0
#61 - >develops machine I'd say they're still a way from that… 06/21/2014 on Awesome 0
#14 - Picture 06/20/2014 on College level math +3
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User avatar #30 to #29 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#31 to #30 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Have another
User avatar #32 to #31 - Einsty (09/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.

You're making me wish I had a turtle.
#33 to #32 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
I used to have a turtle... maybe I should get one again.
#26 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Will you gift me something? anything, I don't care. I've been moosing people up for 7 hours now, I need something to make me smile. Or at least give me your BEST thumbs up gif
#27 to #26 - Einsty (06/25/2014) [-]
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
Take this, it has been given to me by a stranger on fj for one photoshopped image.
#28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					 yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
Oh **** yes. TPB's.. you couldn't have given me anything better, my friend.
User avatar #19 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
No. I have not seen it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
You'll do best to keep it that way.
#21 to #20 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Well. I've "seen stuff" why not add that to the list?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Einsty (06/18/2014) [-]
I'd link you then, but it was long ago and I can't seem to find it. But I think you'll know it when you see it.
#23 to #22 - zerotzallander ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
slightly relevant :}
User avatar #3 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
einstyn
User avatar #4 to #3 - Einsty (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #5 to #4 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you intelligent?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Einsty (09/27/2013) [-]
Some people say so, some beg to differ. As per my opinion, I think I am intelligent.

Why do you ask?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (09/30/2013) [-]
Curiuos
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