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Age: 35
Date Signed Up:12/14/2009
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Minnesota
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Comment Ranking:#15895
Highest Content Rank:#4002
Highest Comment Rank:#8523
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Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 155 Comments: Faptastic → Level 156 Comments: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:758
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User avatar #20 - Eggerz (12/28/2013) [-]
back when i was 14, 1992 or so.
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User avatar #175 - fgtometer (12/27/2013) [-]
I know, I just saw it recently. Cheese overload
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#43 - my family consisted of many officers in the French Army in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on Checkmate,mate 0
#52 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Well then yours would most likely have some crossed swords or axes and red to signify military, Blue and fleur-de-lis to signify French heritage. Possibly a small rendering of the chateau on the top of the shield.

The rest would incorporate more things about you, usually your job, personality, possibly a few puns or play on words involving your family name etc.
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#17 - now that is awesome.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Checkmate,mate +2
User avatar #18 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure the College of Heralds is still around and if you can trace any of your lineage back to some noble in the past, they can make you a unique coat of arms incorporating stuff about you. It'll tell people if you're married, have children, had an affair, who your ancestors were, what your profession is, what country you're from etc.

However I think their fees start in the thousands of pounds, even more if they have to dig up your family tree themselves.
User avatar #43 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
my family consisted of many officers in the French Army in the 17th and 18th Century. There is also a chateau in Dordogne that bears my family name.
#52 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Well then yours would most likely have some crossed swords or axes and red to signify military, Blue and fleur-de-lis to signify French heritage. Possibly a small rendering of the chateau on the top of the shield.

The rest would incorporate more things about you, usually your job, personality, possibly a few puns or play on words involving your family name etc.
#23 - marry that girl, immediately. 12/25/2013 on T-those aren't roses, I smell. 0
#15 - is that the british royal family crest?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Checkmate,mate 0
#16 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Kind of, that's just the shield. The proper crest has loads of fancy shit too surrounding it and they all mean different things.
User avatar #17 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
now that is awesome.
User avatar #18 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure the College of Heralds is still around and if you can trace any of your lineage back to some noble in the past, they can make you a unique coat of arms incorporating stuff about you. It'll tell people if you're married, have children, had an affair, who your ancestors were, what your profession is, what country you're from etc.

However I think their fees start in the thousands of pounds, even more if they have to dig up your family tree themselves.
User avatar #43 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
my family consisted of many officers in the French Army in the 17th and 18th Century. There is also a chateau in Dordogne that bears my family name.
#52 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Well then yours would most likely have some crossed swords or axes and red to signify military, Blue and fleur-de-lis to signify French heritage. Possibly a small rendering of the chateau on the top of the shield.

The rest would incorporate more things about you, usually your job, personality, possibly a few puns or play on words involving your family name etc.
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