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Eggerz

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Gender: male
Age: 37
Date Signed Up:12/14/2009
Last Login:11/17/2016
Location:Minnesota
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Comment Ranking:#17592
Highest Content Rank:#4002
Highest Comment Rank:#8523
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Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
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Content Views:85289
Times Content Favorited:71 times
Total Comments Made:876
FJ Points:2108

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latest user's comments

#34 - Excuse me, but sometimes grunting isn't voluntary. It does not…  [+] (1 reply) 10/24/2016 on My Demons Continue to Haunt Me +5
#46 - masterreposter (10/24/2016) [-]
You don't need to exert yourself to having veins pop out and heavy grunting. Normal amount of muscles is fine
#27 - Hard earned candy? Seriously?  [+] (1 reply) 09/29/2016 on Lying Parents 0
#29 - arcamean (09/30/2016) [-]
Eh it's the principle, you can't try to teach honesty and be a prankster without creating doubt. Plus they're kids so it makes sense they'd value candy as hard earned.
#53 - this is my current situation right now. she's been going ghost…  [+] (6 replies) 05/23/2016 on Marriage in 2016 +7
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#73 - ronyx (05/23/2016) [-]
Hope you got a really good lawyer
#69 - twoboobs (05/23/2016) [-]
I dont know man, i married the love of my life. beautiful, smart, kind, loves anime and video games. we have been married almost 8 years and i love seeing her every day.

we both married while we were poor collegeish aged youngsters. so maybe the fact that shes not in it for the money helps?

but my wife is my soul mate and best friend. its not all shit out there.
#102 - garyhasmorebadges (05/23/2016) [-]
Thanks, mate. I needed to hear someone talk about a working relationship.
#115 - twoboobs (05/23/2016) [-]
I feel very lucky. Other parts of my life is absolutely horrid, but my relationship isn't one.
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#64 - buddywuggle (05/23/2016) [-]
How much money do you have? You can bribe the judge to give you custody, then she will pay you child support.
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#58 - semiprogravy (05/23/2016) [-]
sorry to hear that m8, hope your situation improves.
#18 - Geoffrey Rush was the best actor in those movies.  [+] (5 replies) 05/23/2016 on When you switch from... +7
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#21 - andrewandreas (05/23/2016) [-]
IS.........IS the best actor......new movie coming 2017 baby!
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#31 - iqequalzero (05/23/2016) [-]
Wait, what am I looking at anyway? Looks like Barbossa.
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#37 - kellexar (05/23/2016) [-]
It's from the fourth movie when he joined the Royal Navy
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#48 - iqequalzero (05/23/2016) [-]
Hmm, just realized ive rewatched the first three once or twice, but never 4. I should get on that, as I recall, it was better than 3.
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#90 - kellexar (05/24/2016) [-]
I'm a bit of a fanatic of all things pirate so I'm quite familiar, but yes I liked it much better.

My ranking goes something like 1 > 4 > 2 > 3
#17 - is this the new RickRoll?  [+] (1 reply) 05/23/2016 on Fuck 0
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#19 - fjacctfucku (05/23/2016) [-]
i hope so.