Return of the limit hitting.

And thats a lot of puns. Oh god. I'll never win at this rate. D:

He made a pun rap.
A PUN. RAP.
It was about the Avengers. And it was fucking brilliant.

By the way. Your hair is fabulous.

nope, needs a pic with it

Mother of god, I can't even rap. I will not win this race. Not today. Not tomorrow.

It's okay, he can't rap either. He's like this guy <

Indeed.

That's the pic I was looking forrrr @_@
You have all the reaction pics I look for, lol

Probably because I have over 1000.

Winner.

Yes.

OH GOOD.
It wouldn't let me reply.
Yay, limit hitting. I have a speedy solution though. Ezio Meow-Ditore.

Is it going to assassinate me?

I dunno, It's a cat.
If you throw water at it, maybe.

Okay. But I just want you to know that this elephant is 70% complete.

We're running out of time, my god.

dat cat.

Quite.

On another note, madame, seeing as how we've managed to keep each others interests for like, an hour, might I enquire as to your interests, hobbies, and such?

(I chose this image so I don't seem creepy. I promise I'm not creepy. D: )

That's okay. The Internet is made for creepy people. :)
I like vidya gams and stuff. And I'm a grammar Nazi. And I have a slight obsession with gore >_> Which, for many people, is an extreme turnoff and they run away from me, screaming.
Which is okay, because normal people are boring anyway.

Well you just managed to describe me mostly, minus the grammar Nazi part. You have earned yourself the following gif.

What the hell, that cat looks like it's on a string xD
Anyway. Then we should probably talk more. The best thing about the Internet is that you can become so close to someone without ever knowing who they are or even what their name is. And there is no way to be sure that anybody is really who they say they are, which, to me, makes it like a dream world. You can be whatever the fuck you want and it's impossible for other people to say you can't.
I just realized that that was really random. Woohoo.
What about you? Tell me more about yourself if you'd like.

I was going to say we should talk more too but again, I thought I'd sound creepy. Socially awkward YEAH.

But anyway, as you may have guessed, I enjoy video games quite a lot, nerdy things, the occasional creepy story and the internet. Because the internet likes me. Atleast Funnyjunk does. :D

Yay, Internet=friends :3
Why are you so scared of sounding creepy? Don't be. c:

Because you seemed like an okay person and I didn't want to fuck up a potential friendship by being creepy. Usually, to normal people, I act creepy regardless, however. Because the best way to make someone remember you is fear.

Golly, that's a murderer thing to say.

Haha, yeah, it is. But it's all cool.
I was the girl in elementary school who was friends with the weird kid and got mad when people made fun of him. And then he had a crush on me and I felt bad. That's happened way too many times.
Actually, I still do that.

Ah, elementary school. I remember mine. I hated it, people weren't nice to me. I hope a lot of them get blisters on their hands. :|

That was what middle school was like to me. Everyone thought I was weird and nobody liked me.
Elementary school, I kind of bullied the mean kids... So it was justified.
Now I just yell at idiots in the hall who don't fucking move,

I don't go to school anymore, I'm homeschooled. I couldn't concentrate in a normal school, people were asshats and I overall hated it.

Also, potentially strange question, do you have a facebook account? :|

Hmm... Home-schooled kids have a reputation of being different. And yes I do, but I'll message you it.
If you do turn out to be a creepy serial killer, don't be offended if I unadd you. :V

I'm not. I'm a weird 16 year old that enjoys classy things and stupid puns.

(Speaking of which, on my profile is weird things, bad pictures of me, my mother laughing at my puns and weird shit. Thats about it :D )

Fantastic! :D I love puns. There's a kid that I know...We've counted how many puns he's made since the start of the trimester... He's made over 500.

GO MR FAIRY.

Hey, don't bash fairies.

But they have the gold. And according to the movie Labyrinth, they bite.

YESSSSS ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. BEST SHOW EVER.

I had no idea what that gif was from, I just thought it would make a handy tool in my reaction folder.

>Poker face.

....................oh.
Well then.

Batman will fix this.
He fixes everything.
Because he is Batman.
He can fix dinner for a family of 3.

That is very true.
He can also fix world hunger.
If only we could feed people to other people.

But.
Can he fix the bullet wound in his parents? *Gasp.*

No, he can't.
But it's okay, Batman. Don't cry. Superman will kiss their booboos.

OH JESUS, IT'S HIS BIGGEST CHALLENGE YET.

CAPTAIN AND HIS LOBSTER.

LOBSTERS AND DOUBLE RAINBOWS CAN NOT FUCKING BE DEFEATED.
But he may be a fair opponent for... CRAB THAT DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK!

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS.
DANCING SKELETON.

What can crush a skeleton?
......A BUS.

Tunnel snakes go.

I don't know.
BUT WE HAVE TO RUN.
HIGH RESOLUTION JACK OF BLADES.

Done and done.

Okay baby.

Wat

Son of a bitch, who rolled me? >:c

I deliver.

I'll try to find the guy, and you shall be given the choice to avenge yourself :) Just a sec.

I found him. Rattman.

I don't know you at all! D:

That's hardly my fault..!

Yes it is! Who are you?! What do you want with me?! D:

Oh, I'm just poor old me, hehe.
What do I want with you?
<-

Why?! People hate me more often than I think is really necessary! D:

Doubt it's your fault, ha.
People can be stupid, amirite?

I AM STILL NOT SURE OF YOUR INTENTIONS.

HOW DID YOU GET THIS PROFILE EVEN?! D:

Heh.

Saw yer comment on a pic.

More specifically...?

Huh?

What comment? D:

Some comment with a Tōhō pic, or something.

A what? :|

What what?

I have. No idea. What your talking about.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3452456/I+see+what+she+did+thar/32#32
This one, you happy now?

Oooooh. Thats what it's from. Had no idea, just liked the reaction image.

Hmmm, I see.

Feels good man.

BUT WAIT. WHY AM I NOT MAX LEVEL. *hissy fit.*

XD

>Make Sunset laugh (Assuming)
>Mission accomplished
>Next step: Steal and sell someones kidney.

haha, good luck with that

SAY. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

it's on my profile bro.

LIAR! But wait, your onto me now.

THEY WILL KNOW. ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.

LOL

No, I just never talk to you and I don't remember why your on my friends list.

I removed a bunch of people off it. :|

What the fuck just happened?

Heehee

Okay. :D

I don't care?

Mario?

:D

I hate all the idiot "fanboys" got all pissed at Arkham Asylum saying "THIS GAME SUCKS, BATMAN DOESN'T KILL BLAH BLAH BLAH etc." for two reasons:
1. Read the old comics, Batman didn't leave people to the police, he killed 'em.
2. Batman never killed anyone in the game, he knocks them unconscious.

Some people died in it but batman didnt kill them. And in the old comics i think he took them to the police or Arkham. He never just left them hanging from a lighpost like fucking spiderman. For that matter if your hanged upside down by a spider web froma fucking light post you die. The blood rushes to your head and you fucking die.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/22/batman-kills-murderer/
Sorry, what was that?

Oh...mostly he let the police get them though.

Just a note, Batman did kill in Arkham Asylum. Some of the inmates you fought died if you checked. I believe Batman kills the freaks anyway.

Sup.

arkam asylum: awesome comeback
riddler:what is it that walks on 4 legs then 2 legs then 3 legs?
dr young:a human being, as a baby it walks in all 4s, as an adult it walks on 2 and in later years it uses a cane.
riddler:good try, but the answer to all three is a baby.True it crawls on all 4s but cut off its legs and it can wiggle on 2 limbs, give it a crutch and ti hobbles on 3, you see?
dr young:thats horrible, how can you even joke about that!?
riddler: easily, its not my baby.

QLD. Yay.

Ahh nice nice vic here

Nice. My mother is from there im pretty sure. How many americans have asked you "So do you have koala pets and ride kangaroos?" or something? When people ask me i sometimes say "Dude fuck you. I ride an emu."

Actually I have had Americans argue with me whether or not there is electricity in Australia. He was adamant there wasn't even though I was speaking to him over the internet. Go figure eh?

Retardation. 98% of america.

whatever can we continue this conversation ON TEH MSN (if you werent lazy)

yah, im on a guest account so, no...

GUEST ACCOUNT?! I AITN NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHIT

mother doesn't trust me, but anyway, if we can't discern this, then ima out

What? If we cant discern this? New word is fascinating

EXPLAIN!
EXPLAIN!
EXPLAIN!

ive never heard the word discern before.

srsly?

well fine then.

*nuclear facepalm

it means 'to explain'...

thought it was something like that. ad why not just use the word explain instead of some random other fucker word.

keyword: 'random'

:3

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN this conversation goes on. THE WORD RANDOM!!! ITS EATEN BY THE ANAL FARIES OF SKIPPING RETARDATION ON THE PLANET PANDA DICK IN THE COUNTRY OF MONGOOSE RUBBER BANDS IN THE STATE OF ASSERY ASS IN THE SMALL GHETTO TOWN OF FOX NEWS EATING A DEAD BUNNY RABBIT!!!

Yay

Monkey potato fish

baby scissorsticks...

Gutted rainbow walrus.

dingo skin-purses

Why you smug little bastard.

:3


smug...rhymes with snugh.

thats it im gonna get a belt and hit you with it.

:3


can it have glitter on it?

it can have spongebobs cleets in that episode with the strangler guy. You know the one with fucking meter long spikes. yeah it can have them attatched to it.

DO IT!

eh too lazy. *pulls out shotgun that SHOOTZ RAWKETZ!!!" *bang* faster tahn the belt.

*dodges with durasteel toilet-roll

NO CHEATING!

why you little ass fucke--..................awkard.

:3

HA!

FLYING SHIT GOOSE!

*counterd by gas-powered crossbow that shoots foxes

Fuck it GO BLACK HOLE!!!

*doesn't exist

yayyyy your dead

but im not

Biscuits

scones

Rape.

(Every time these lead to rape or something...its as unavoidable as oxygen)

http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/7736793/#c44

Yay.

ummm, i created a hotmail account...

Okay. Now download "Windows live messenger" then sign in with hotmail. Put a picture, change your name go apeshit. And then ill use the creepy "custom emoticons" i have to have a guy fucking a turtle.

Well that failed...Abe oddysey/exodus? :D

mnope.

Damn it. Ummm...Metro 2033

:3



noooooooooooooo

I give up. Its 5:35 AM im not tired and im hungry (No. Just no.) I discover your gay and good for you on that. I also think you migt be a slight rapist. Like Mikami for light. Fucking light.

So one final attempt at this. The tv show. The office.

hunger is for the weak...

Coming from the one who eats truck loads of sweets. >:3

i only need enough to survive...

like old office. hate american office.

Steve...carrel of whatever is pretty funny but. I never watched the old office because i dont know where it is at all and never seen it. Anyway. Close enough. Im going to make food. And maybe sleep. You have fun with...god knows what with you you crazy...squid.

squid?WHAT IS SQUID!??!!!?!?!?!!?!?1 DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME WITH ONE WORD YOU FAGGGOT WHORE!

I came to see how insane you went....ok. Squid fucker.

-/-






good enough...

Ok. Now i leave. We may discuss things tomorrow. Remember. Thumb tacks.

rorscach

whore-shack

whore slap

whore nap

hooray for crap

So. If you slap a whore...

bingo...

And thats how the shit biscuit crumbles. From a heart attack.

or superaids...

Caused by shit powder?

why not?

Turtle cancer.

giraffe spinalbyfitus

Riiight. I got bored and came back. Now im gone. I had to check something. Now sleep. 6 am is bad.

What?! Where?! HOLY TITS WHAT HAPPENED!!!

im not sure. i thought you would elaborate. you're turning out to be a dissapointment...

Juuuuust like sex with a ghost...why is my dick the size of a train when i said that.

train-sized dick, yummy...

Are you by any chance gay in real life cos THAT is fucking scary...but then again...i see your point...ill call the sugar company so you can bury it in sugar.

scary?

Is that a yes to the homosexuality?

yes...

In real life. Bisexual? Full hard gay? If so...who would have guessed...

full on. why couldn't you have guessed?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I swear if your lying...but still. Its shocks like this that make my mind actually turn off. I am always thinking about something. And shocks. Turn m mind off. I turn into what a person turns into after a dementors kiss/SUCKS YOUR FUCKING SOUL OUT!!!

Also. Why does m remaining character now have 2500-3100 characters instead of the 750 i had 5 fucking minutes ago?

my growing warmth isn't lying. and you probably leveled up...

But i didnt...wait so you really are gay...you REALLY want to rape me for some scary reason?

Dude. Im in a state of shocking horror. Im frantically searching i shit you not i dont want to be raped...but i have always wondered what a dick would taste like...hmm...one of the mysteries of straight people.

suck your arm, that's what it tastes like...

Hmm...tastes wierd. I havent showered in a while...so. Your gay. Never would have guessed. Atleast im not a gay basher. And my sister. Would be your best friend. She looooves teh deathnotez. And likes gay people. As friends.

i tried that again, just now to prove my point, and i coughed up hairs...

I still wouldnt have guessed. But. I still liek you...not in the gay love way. But. As friend. Just remember. Crazy gay basher assaults you. Carry a god damn knife. Fuck pepper spray. You get 2 small pins like ...thumb tacks? There small spiky things you put in a wierd cardboardy thing to hang shit...anyway.

Carry 2 of them. THEN if attacked. Fuck pepper spray. You use that shit and you stab him in the FUCKING PUPILS WITH THEM!!! See they recover from the spray. They wont be recovering with fuckings tacks in there eyes.

*excessive violence is excessively arousing

Im going to see what happens if i type something i like or something and see if yo know of it...

I listen to a band called creature feature *Takes 3 steps back from you*

looked at it. not bad, but i will go back to watching 'internet bridge troll'.

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