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Edgesworth

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Date Signed Up:4/16/2010
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Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. I'm Edgesworth, as you may have guessed, an Irish guy in Australia. Honestly, why are you reading this? This site is full of funny junk! Seriously, quit it. Quit it. Quit it. QUIT IT! Fine, whatever, see how I care, I'll just stop writing. That'll foil your dastardly plans.

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#18 - Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order p…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#16 - Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they p…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#90 - White text is the best text cause the white text don't end. 10/14/2010 on Problem, Officer? +7
#14 - You know, the eyes.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#12 - As long as the best bits aren't burnt.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #13 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
And which bits are the best bits my dear fellow? Because you may experience dissapoint.
User avatar #14 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
You know, the eyes.
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#10 - I'll be there in eleventy four moments.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #11 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I may be a little over done by that time, but it's ok, you can always scrape off the burnt bits.
User avatar #12 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
As long as the best bits aren't burnt.
User avatar #13 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
And which bits are the best bits my dear fellow? Because you may experience dissapoint.
User avatar #14 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
You know, the eyes.
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#255 - Could be worse. He could be wearing at at neither 0 nor 180 degrees.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2010 on Come at me bro 0
#415 - Eydrrup (10/14/2010) [-]
My god.......
#1 - Hilarious expression: 'Yeah, I know it's there. I'm cool with it.' 10/14/2010 on Dack flop +1
#11 - Except with no hair pulling or biting. 10/14/2010 on Stand Off 0
#10 - I DISAGREE WITH YOUR EXISTANCE! 10/14/2010 on Stand Off +1
#8 - I'd have to bring out my luckey udder keychain.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #9 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Well tally ho then!
User avatar #10 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'll be there in eleventy four moments.
User avatar #11 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I may be a little over done by that time, but it's ok, you can always scrape off the burnt bits.
User avatar #12 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
As long as the best bits aren't burnt.
User avatar #13 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
And which bits are the best bits my dear fellow? Because you may experience dissapoint.
User avatar #14 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
You know, the eyes.
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#9 - Don't blame me, blame the horrible dinosaurs I was raised by a… 10/14/2010 on forever alone 0
#6 - Oh ho ho, He can smell a wench a mile off, I trained him that …  [+] (15 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #7 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Lucky I'm not a wentch... but rather a prostituting nun... shall he smell that?
User avatar #8 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'd have to bring out my luckey udder keychain.
User avatar #9 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Well tally ho then!
User avatar #10 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'll be there in eleventy four moments.
User avatar #11 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I may be a little over done by that time, but it's ok, you can always scrape off the burnt bits.
User avatar #12 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
As long as the best bits aren't burnt.
User avatar #13 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
And which bits are the best bits my dear fellow? Because you may experience dissapoint.
User avatar #14 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
You know, the eyes.
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#6 - I went back in time and got the first tumb. I then implanted f…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2010 on omegle is funny +11
User avatar #12 - BiohazardSammich (10/14/2010) [-]
I went farther back in time and implanted the thought in your head that you went back in time and implanted the thought of the first thumb in her head
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/15/2010) [-]
I did that x10.
#18 - Srefanoso has deleted their comment.
#7 - Knowing me, it's extremely possible. Hear is supposed to be he…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2010 on forever alone 0
#8 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
thank you for pointing that out to the one who has trouble spelling and reading....

GTF off my post!
User avatar #9 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Don't blame me, blame the horrible dinosaurs I was raised by after a freak accident with a time machine.
#4 - Will a robo-petrodactyl do?  [+] (17 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #5 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe...depending on how fast you wish to travel.

Basically you'd be aiming for a big kitchen.
User avatar #6 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh ho ho, He can smell a wench a mile off, I trained him that way. Back when he was a robot egg.
User avatar #7 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Lucky I'm not a wentch... but rather a prostituting nun... shall he smell that?
User avatar #8 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'd have to bring out my luckey udder keychain.
User avatar #9 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Well tally ho then!
User avatar #10 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'll be there in eleventy four moments.
User avatar #11 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I may be a little over done by that time, but it's ok, you can always scrape off the burnt bits.
User avatar #12 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
As long as the best bits aren't burnt.
User avatar #13 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
And which bits are the best bits my dear fellow? Because you may experience dissapoint.
User avatar #14 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
You know, the eyes.
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#5 - Not at all, it's fine, just put a link to the comments, tis th…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2010 on forever alone 0
#6 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
there we go :D

I look forward to being made feel alone by you again some time in the future
User avatar #7 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Knowing me, it's extremely possible. Hear is supposed to be here, by the byt.
#8 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
thank you for pointing that out to the one who has trouble spelling and reading....

GTF off my post!
User avatar #9 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Don't blame me, blame the horrible dinosaurs I was raised by after a freak accident with a time machine.
#2 - Good to see you live in AUstralia. I ive in Australia. Is that close?  [+] (19 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
User avatar #3 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I dunno, do you have a space ship?
User avatar #4 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Will a robo-petrodactyl do?
User avatar #5 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe...depending on how fast you wish to travel.

Basically you'd be aiming for a big kitchen.
User avatar #6 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh ho ho, He can smell a wench a mile off, I trained him that way. Back when he was a robot egg.
User avatar #7 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Lucky I'm not a wentch... but rather a prostituting nun... shall he smell that?
User avatar #8 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'd have to bring out my luckey udder keychain.
User avatar #9 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Well tally ho then!
User avatar #10 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I'll be there in eleventy four moments.
User avatar #11 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I may be a little over done by that time, but it's ok, you can always scrape off the burnt bits.
User avatar #12 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
As long as the best bits aren't burnt.
User avatar #13 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
And which bits are the best bits my dear fellow? Because you may experience dissapoint.
User avatar #14 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
You know, the eyes.
User avatar #15 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
The eyes? That is rather unexpected, I was guessing the toes. So damn tasty.
User avatar #16 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Nah, never been to my taste. Now the eyes, not only are they pleasant to look at, but if you boil them in Hawk milk first they can be rather scrumptious.
User avatar #17 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, althought I'd rather my eyes to be filled with llama meat first.
User avatar #18 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, how could I ever forget. You know what? let's just order pizza instead. I mean, you sound delicious, however, I got the munchies for some pizza.
User avatar #21 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
That sounds alright, I'm up to a little exercise. Shall we use guns or knives? Which one sounds more thrilling to you?
User avatar #19 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds good. But no spicy meat balls on mine, I like them hairy instead.
User avatar #20 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Alright, I'm having bacon, lamb, and ostrich eggs. Should we get garlic bread? Though i think we have to kill it ourselves.
#2 - At the very least put a link to the comments in the desc. 10/14/2010 on forever alone 0
#1 - Sonnovabitch.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2010 on forever alone 0
#4 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
first time .....sorry...... do you want it taken down?
User avatar #5 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Not at all, it's fine, just put a link to the comments, tis the usual practice.
#6 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
there we go :D

I look forward to being made feel alone by you again some time in the future
User avatar #7 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Knowing me, it's extremely possible. Hear is supposed to be here, by the byt.
#8 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
thank you for pointing that out to the one who has trouble spelling and reading....

GTF off my post!
User avatar #9 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Don't blame me, blame the horrible dinosaurs I was raised by after a freak accident with a time machine.
User avatar #2 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
At the very least put a link to the comments in the desc.
#1 - So you're new. Hello. 10/14/2010 on Raebow's profile 0
#8 - That doesn't quite disprove it. Bipolar artist.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Damned,Boobs +2
User avatar #9 - thedeathaudition (10/14/2010) [-]
Then it is agreed! THis artist must in fact be Bi polar..
User avatar #11 - Bly (10/14/2010) [-]
Im not Bi polar!!!! Just lazy...
User avatar #22 - Edgesworth (10/15/2010) [-]
You can't prove it!
#5 - Did they suddenly disguest her?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Damned,Boobs +2
User avatar #6 - thedeathaudition (10/14/2010) [-]
I would not say that because after 2 frames she immediately starts touching them again..
User avatar #8 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That doesn't quite disprove it. Bipolar artist.
User avatar #9 - thedeathaudition (10/14/2010) [-]
Then it is agreed! THis artist must in fact be Bi polar..
User avatar #11 - Bly (10/14/2010) [-]
Im not Bi polar!!!! Just lazy...
User avatar #22 - Edgesworth (10/15/2010) [-]
You can't prove it!
#3 - ...Why did she turn inot a stick figure?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Damned,Boobs +2
User avatar #4 - thedeathaudition (10/14/2010) [-]
Possible that the artist did not want to draw boobs during that part...
User avatar #5 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Did they suddenly disguest her?
User avatar #6 - thedeathaudition (10/14/2010) [-]
I would not say that because after 2 frames she immediately starts touching them again..
User avatar #8 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That doesn't quite disprove it. Bipolar artist.
User avatar #9 - thedeathaudition (10/14/2010) [-]
Then it is agreed! THis artist must in fact be Bi polar..
User avatar #11 - Bly (10/14/2010) [-]
Im not Bi polar!!!! Just lazy...
User avatar #22 - Edgesworth (10/15/2010) [-]
You can't prove it!
#6 - The idea is you don't look at the blocks, instead the gaps. An…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2010 on Eye Test 0
#7 - localsociopath (10/14/2010) [-]
well that has new meaning for me then.....

I fell so alone

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