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Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. I'm Edgesworth, as you may have guessed, an Irish guy in Australia. Honestly, why are you reading this? This site is full of funny junk! Seriously, quit it. Quit it. Quit it. QUIT IT! Fine, whatever, see how I care, I'll just stop writing. That'll foil your dastardly plans.

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#122 - May I suggest some celebratory Jelly? 10/16/2010 on First FJ pic i ever saw 0
#120 - Both.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2010 on First FJ pic i ever saw 0
User avatar #121 - WarSkwidd (10/16/2010) [-]
CORRECT!!!! a congradulatory food shall be awarded post haste.
User avatar #122 - Edgesworth (10/16/2010) [-]
May I suggest some celebratory Jelly?
#16 - No, I-  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2010 on A NORMAL GOAT 0
User avatar #18 - Aro (10/16/2010) [-]
*Shoots laser" DID YOU SPEAK TO THE WEASEL?!
User avatar #19 - Edgesworth (10/16/2010) [-]
NO!
User avatar #20 - Aro (10/16/2010) [-]
Fool, I AM the weasel.
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/16/2010) [-]
How was I supposed to know that?!
User avatar #22 - Aro (10/17/2010) [-]
Edgesworth what have you done?!
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/17/2010) [-]
Oh comon!
#5 - Woot! You're correct! You get 1 thumb my fellow Ghostmas frien… 10/16/2010 on Tokemon 0
#8 - Don't worry, I won't judge you.... ... Out loud.... 10/16/2010 on A NORMAL GOAT +1
#193 - Sorry for this rather irrelevant link, however, no one thumbs … 10/15/2010 on Level of Entertainment +1
#1 - Oh Dr.McNinja, you tickle me so.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2010 on A NORMAL GOAT 0
#7 - DJ SpoonTooBig (10/15/2010) [-]
oh hello there. wished i'd scrolled down before posting a comment, as my question i asked had already been answered by your comment.
User avatar #8 - Edgesworth (10/16/2010) [-]
Don't worry, I won't judge you....
... Out loud....
#21 - I did that x10. 10/15/2010 on omegle is funny +1
#22 - You can't prove it! 10/15/2010 on Damned,Boobs +1
#34 - ... Silly old bear. 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
#33 - We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is… 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -1
#30 - That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the prob…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#27 - Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls o…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#25 - Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#23 - Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It ap…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -1
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#21 - There hasn't been a single spelling error. I would know too, I…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
User avatar #22 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Of course it does, any mention of boobs is appealing to the penis baring variety of the human race. And also to some non penis baring humans.
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It apparantly also arouses some plantlife. They're just that awesome.
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#19 - Well, you can skip on the bra, but sure. I believe the cloak w…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
User avatar #20 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Sure you don't want the bra? Very supportive, no that I'm saying you have boobs or anything (;

Also my spelling sucks but that's ok because I'm a woman and I don't know any better
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
There hasn't been a single spelling error. I would know too, I'm a certified grammar nazi.
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds appealing.
User avatar #22 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Of course it does, any mention of boobs is appealing to the penis baring variety of the human race. And also to some non penis baring humans.
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It apparantly also arouses some plantlife. They're just that awesome.
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#19 - We must explore further. Like if they go to snap your neck, li… 10/14/2010 on Stand Off 0
#17 - Well, I do think bears are kings of the woodland, but I would …  [+] (18 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
User avatar #18 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Shall I lend you my bear skin underwear? They very appealing to the opposite sex, or so I am inforemed.
User avatar #19 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, you can skip on the bra, but sure. I believe the cloak will help. I'll walk in and everyone will know: I killed a freaking bear.
User avatar #20 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Sure you don't want the bra? Very supportive, no that I'm saying you have boobs or anything (;

Also my spelling sucks but that's ok because I'm a woman and I don't know any better
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
There hasn't been a single spelling error. I would know too, I'm a certified grammar nazi.
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds appealing.
User avatar #22 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Of course it does, any mention of boobs is appealing to the penis baring variety of the human race. And also to some non penis baring humans.
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It apparantly also arouses some plantlife. They're just that awesome.
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#17 - Yeah, just lay into them. Throw your guns to the grouund, cove…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2010 on Stand Off +1
User avatar #18 - Lintire (10/14/2010) [-]
Except if you were meleeing them from behind. Like, an assassination. That wouldn't be so much a manly, true gritty bitchslap as a... spank.

There are so many possibilities in this.
User avatar #19 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We must explore further. Like if they go to snap your neck, lick theitr hand. then once they're creeped out, sudden backhand.
#15 - But caring is bearing. And bears eat people. Sorry, I love say…  [+] (20 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS -2
User avatar #16 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I like bears, all hairy and such. Wouldnt you agree?
User avatar #17 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, I do think bears are kings of the woodland, but I would still wear one as a cloak.
User avatar #18 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Shall I lend you my bear skin underwear? They very appealing to the opposite sex, or so I am inforemed.
User avatar #19 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, you can skip on the bra, but sure. I believe the cloak will help. I'll walk in and everyone will know: I killed a freaking bear.
User avatar #20 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Sure you don't want the bra? Very supportive, no that I'm saying you have boobs or anything (;

Also my spelling sucks but that's ok because I'm a woman and I don't know any better
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
There hasn't been a single spelling error. I would know too, I'm a certified grammar nazi.
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds appealing.
User avatar #22 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Of course it does, any mention of boobs is appealing to the penis baring variety of the human race. And also to some non penis baring humans.
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It apparantly also arouses some plantlife. They're just that awesome.
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#13 - I shall claim the moon as my prize one day. Till then, I'll se…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS +1
User avatar #14 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, can we share? Coz you know sharing is caring (:
User avatar #15 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
But caring is bearing. And bears eat people. Sorry, I love saying that. Of course.
User avatar #16 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I like bears, all hairy and such. Wouldnt you agree?
User avatar #17 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, I do think bears are kings of the woodland, but I would still wear one as a cloak.
User avatar #18 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Shall I lend you my bear skin underwear? They very appealing to the opposite sex, or so I am inforemed.
User avatar #19 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, you can skip on the bra, but sure. I believe the cloak will help. I'll walk in and everyone will know: I killed a freaking bear.
User avatar #20 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Sure you don't want the bra? Very supportive, no that I'm saying you have boobs or anything (;

Also my spelling sucks but that's ok because I'm a woman and I don't know any better
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
There hasn't been a single spelling error. I would know too, I'm a certified grammar nazi.
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds appealing.
User avatar #22 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Of course it does, any mention of boobs is appealing to the penis baring variety of the human race. And also to some non penis baring humans.
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It apparantly also arouses some plantlife. They're just that awesome.
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
#50 - myfunnyjunkaccount has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
#11 - Uhh. I hate drama-y girls. I just wish I could find one who I …  [+] (24 new replies) 10/14/2010 on THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS +1
User avatar #12 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I agree. You sound like a smart llama. You shall excel.
User avatar #13 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
I shall claim the moon as my prize one day. Till then, I'll settle on finding a nerd girl.
User avatar #14 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds interesting, can we share? Coz you know sharing is caring (:
User avatar #15 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
But caring is bearing. And bears eat people. Sorry, I love saying that. Of course.
User avatar #16 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
I like bears, all hairy and such. Wouldnt you agree?
User avatar #17 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, I do think bears are kings of the woodland, but I would still wear one as a cloak.
User avatar #18 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Shall I lend you my bear skin underwear? They very appealing to the opposite sex, or so I am inforemed.
User avatar #19 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Well, you can skip on the bra, but sure. I believe the cloak will help. I'll walk in and everyone will know: I killed a freaking bear.
User avatar #20 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Sure you don't want the bra? Very supportive, no that I'm saying you have boobs or anything (;

Also my spelling sucks but that's ok because I'm a woman and I don't know any better
User avatar #21 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
There hasn't been a single spelling error. I would know too, I'm a certified grammar nazi.
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds appealing.
User avatar #22 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Of course it does, any mention of boobs is appealing to the penis baring variety of the human race. And also to some non penis baring humans.
User avatar #23 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Pleasant thought. I'm not denying it, nor confirming it. It apparantly also arouses some plantlife. They're just that awesome.
User avatar #24 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Is this the viney variety of plant life? Or am I mistaking them for tenticals and their ever present need to rape things?
User avatar #25 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh, them too of course, however, i was refering to the lesser known rapist, the dandilion.
User avatar #26 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Oh god don't get me started on those bitches, they just never know when to pull out, so frustrating.
User avatar #27 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
Uh, I've seen them on the news, hell even walking past girls on the street reading a magsine whilst waiting for the dandilion to finish their daily buisness. It's an epidemic I tell you.
User avatar #28 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
It should be stopped! I say we make them into a pie of some sort, because murder with out gaining an edible product is pointless.
User avatar #30 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
That's definatly true. We shall make dandilion pie... the problem is getting close enough without being defiled.
#32 - pedoobear has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
You captured my entire essence with that comment
User avatar #34 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
... Silly old bear.
User avatar #31 - Raebow (10/14/2010) [-]
Maybe we could disguise ourselves as bee pretending to come over to spread their pollen, but then BAM baked into a pie.
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User avatar #33 - Edgesworth (10/14/2010) [-]
We'd conceal on oven in a pollen collector! Which I imagine is slightly bigger than an oven but the same shape.
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