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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#24 - I'm almost positive this Yik Yak thread was in Charlotte. I re… 02/10/2015 on I have a question? 0
#2941 - Comment deleted 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#1157396 - Are you...are you going to molest me...?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1157398 - notred (01/24/2015) [-]
#1157383 - I just play on my gamecube. I don't have the dolphin emulator,… 01/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1157381 - Anyone in the Charlotte, NC area play competitive smash? I'm t…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1157450 - Mr Unsmiley (01/24/2015) [-]
I'd have said yes two years ago
I went to Johnson and Wales
User avatar #1157388 - imnotkickthecat (01/24/2015) [-]
Yea sure. Ill be at your house around 6. Leave the door unlocked and the light on.
User avatar #1157396 - EaterofBabies (01/24/2015) [-]
Are you...are you going to molest me...?
User avatar #1157398 - notred (01/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #1157382 - makotoitou (01/24/2015) [-]
You could try netplay
User avatar #1157383 - EaterofBabies (01/24/2015) [-]
I just play on my gamecube. I don't have the dolphin emulator, otherwise I would.
#24 - I won't lie, I would love to go to Iran. The food from Iran is…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Magic +8
#46 - anonexplains (01/22/2015) [-]
Pic or gtfo.
User avatar #42 - sphincterface (01/22/2015) [-]
I have close family friends from Iran, can confirm. Their government is as corrupt and crooked as you can get but they just have to be the nicest people I have ever met.
User avatar #35 - FlameBreaker (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm Iranian and I can confirm that they're ONLY nice to strangers, because our cultures demand it.

But Iranians talk behind peoples back's like they're getting paid for it.
User avatar #51 - TITTYFISH (01/22/2015) [-]
Half Iranian here and I can confirm this
User avatar #48 - TheBigGummyBear (01/22/2015) [-]
So, like everyone else?
#1153435 - Is it worth getting Elite: Dangerous? I'm on the fence about b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1153440 - krystalkitty (01/17/2015) [-]
It helps me fall asleep. One of the most relaxing games ever.

Also space simulation and stuff.
#32 - I could see where you're coming with that. The only difference…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on How Jontron loses weight 0
#33 - dkspaces (01/17/2015) [-]
I could tell! Man, I wish I had decided to do something so tasty with my education. first thought to your reply was "Well look here, someone's a culinary student!"
#27 - But think about it: Cheesecake itself is already kinda like a …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on How Jontron loses weight 0
#31 - dkspaces (01/17/2015) [-]
You would be correct in saying they are kind of alike. They're both a kind of tart... sort of. see, a tart is a baked dish consisting of a filling over a pastry base with an open top not covered with pastry. Though the term is usually reserved for desserts.
I always thought of them both as pies, but it's all sitll up for debate.

TLR they're the same thing
User avatar #32 - EaterofBabies (01/17/2015) [-]
I could see where you're coming with that. The only difference between a tart and a cheesecake is you bake the 1-2-3 dough for the tart separately, and then fill with pastry cream, fruits, and cover with a glaze (usually apricot). Cheesecakes and pies have similar methods of preparation in that the base and the filling get cooked together. This long and drawn out explanation has been brought to you by a culinary student!
#33 - dkspaces (01/17/2015) [-]
I could tell! Man, I wish I had decided to do something so tasty with my education. first thought to your reply was "Well look here, someone's a culinary student!"
#508 - Well then  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... +62
#2043 - Viceroy (01/11/2015) [-]
I just saw that movie a few days ago. Phenomenal film.
Also you're a horrible person why would you do that
#2032 - wherejohnny (01/11/2015) [-]
damn man, the monologue at the end
User avatar #1058 - savethepandas (01/11/2015) [-]
That movie tho... I'll tell you one thing, that wasn't a train, that was a fucking roller-coaster; the movie seemed like my cup of tea at first and since I read it is more of an art movie then an action movie I thought I could digest the plot.

Oh, Boy, I was wrong. The shit in that movie hits hard, made me sick and made me sad, made me angry, made me want to scream... Still don't know whether do I like the movie or not.
User avatar #1347 - dancingturnip (01/11/2015) [-]
Personally I got more excited the weirder the movie turned I though it was fucking great!
User avatar #1658 - thenewnuggubler (01/11/2015) [-]
Sauce?
#1860 - rockingaca (01/11/2015) [-]
Snowpiercer
User avatar #1610 - savethepandas (01/11/2015) [-]
Me too. It seemed to be going somewhere and took a turn at the end and still made a point.

In movies like these I try to make something out of it, a message or anything. I had a really hard time doing that, and that was frustrating. In fact, in the end, when the train crashed, it just then started to make sense.

During the whole movie I was aware it was depicting a hierarchy in a society (although a bit exaggerated - we ain't really eating each other to survive) but some scenes were really hard to "read".

It is sort of an eye-opening movie, not the one that is supposed to make sense to an average movie enthusiast, but the one that is just there as a message, not as a movie to keep you entertained.

The train is a system led by a few people. There are others on the train, but they are mostly used as fuel (kept alive to breed, cuz we saw Wilford needed kids to replace active parts of the train) or as tools to control the 99% (the enforcers). Once Curtis saw that they are at the same time keeping the train alive and being treated as shit, he decides 'Fuck it, this is a shit system running at the cost of many. Better no system than this shit.'
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#71 - KevinPutt (05/07/2014) [-]
Hey! I'm the guy you talked about Smash Bros. with.  I would have PM'd you, but who checks PMs anymore? Anyway, I was wondering if you knew what Project64k is?   
If not, it's this program you can download to run N64 games on your computer. You can even set the controls for your keyboard for each separate game! I know you're probably thinking, "That sounds stupid" but even better, is that you can buy a N64 Controller adapter so you can use an N64 controller to play! Or if you don't own one, you can buy a N64 controller than plugs straight into the computer! (USB) I sound like a 						******					 advertiser. But, the BEST part... IS that you can play online! It even comes with the program! I actually use it every now and then to play Smash Bros. 64, and it's a lot of fun online with other people! I just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to try it out, it's pretty damned awesome. Highly recommend downloading it.
Hey! I'm the guy you talked about Smash Bros. with. I would have PM'd you, but who checks PMs anymore? Anyway, I was wondering if you knew what Project64k is?
If not, it's this program you can download to run N64 games on your computer. You can even set the controls for your keyboard for each separate game! I know you're probably thinking, "That sounds stupid" but even better, is that you can buy a N64 Controller adapter so you can use an N64 controller to play! Or if you don't own one, you can buy a N64 controller than plugs straight into the computer! (USB) I sound like a ****** advertiser. But, the BEST part... IS that you can play online! It even comes with the program! I actually use it every now and then to play Smash Bros. 64, and it's a lot of fun online with other people! I just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to try it out, it's pretty damned awesome. Highly recommend downloading it.
User avatar #72 to #71 - EaterofBabies (05/07/2014) [-]
Dude, that sounds ridiculously awesome! I'm going to check it out right now!
#74 to #72 - KevinPutt (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh, and there are some cons though.   
One is that you can't save during online play, and you can't load saves online either, so you couldn't play 2 player story modes unless you use a cheat to unlock all levels.   
But, you can use Gameshark codes online (simple to use) to unlock all characters in most games to use online. Oh, and also, there's a 2 player Super Mario 64. (You actually play as Luigi, who controls differently) and there's a fan made Super Mario 64 game called Star Road, by the same guy who made the original SM64 multiplayer. You can play Star Road 2 player as well (Online too, just press Z at the file select screen to unlock every level). There's usually only 4 games I play, which are   
Smash Bros. 64   
Super Mario 64 Multiplayer   
Super Mario Star Road (Single player and multiplayer)   
Mario Kart 64   
all 3 Mario Party games   
If you have any trouble figuring out how to use it, if you even want to use it, be sure to let me know and I'll be glad to help.
Oh, and there are some cons though.
One is that you can't save during online play, and you can't load saves online either, so you couldn't play 2 player story modes unless you use a cheat to unlock all levels.
But, you can use Gameshark codes online (simple to use) to unlock all characters in most games to use online. Oh, and also, there's a 2 player Super Mario 64. (You actually play as Luigi, who controls differently) and there's a fan made Super Mario 64 game called Star Road, by the same guy who made the original SM64 multiplayer. You can play Star Road 2 player as well (Online too, just press Z at the file select screen to unlock every level). There's usually only 4 games I play, which are
Smash Bros. 64
Super Mario 64 Multiplayer
Super Mario Star Road (Single player and multiplayer)
Mario Kart 64
all 3 Mario Party games
If you have any trouble figuring out how to use it, if you even want to use it, be sure to let me know and I'll be glad to help.
User avatar #75 to #74 - KevinPutt (05/08/2014) [-]
Did I say 4 games and then list like 7? derp
User avatar #73 to #72 - KevinPutt (05/07/2014) [-]
pj64k.blogspot.com/
Here is the most updated version, I think.
User avatar #66 - rcathell (09/09/2012) [-]
I would trade a TON of stuff for your scythe.
Anything I have dupes of that you need (which is quite a bit)
User avatar #67 to #66 - EaterofBabies (09/09/2012) [-]
It'd be really, really, REALLY tough to trade my scythe....but I am open to the idea.
User avatar #68 to #67 - rcathell (09/09/2012) [-]
make a list of stuff you need?
i can't really trade singles, but i've got a TON of dc dupes that don't drop anymore, ponies, raptors, orc, caesar, gems etc.
User avatar #69 to #68 - rcathell (09/09/2012) [-]
i'd also do the chronis and thumb coin
User avatar #62 - hereforfun (09/05/2012) [-]
would you do topaz for book of endless nightmares?
User avatar #64 to #62 - EaterofBabies (09/05/2012) [-]
Sorry there :/ I made a trade with someone else
User avatar #65 to #64 - hereforfun (09/05/2012) [-]
i realized after i posted :( its okay
User avatar #61 - estevan (09/05/2012) [-]
Emerald and topaz for gay gem :D
User avatar #63 to #61 - EaterofBabies (09/05/2012) [-]
yeah!
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User avatar #55 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
User avatar #56 to #55 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
Hahah you're very welcome :)
User avatar #57 to #56 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Anytime you need to trade, hit me up :)
User avatar #58 to #57 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
I will! And did you get my last two trades for William H H, and John Quincy Adams?
User avatar #59 to #58 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't see them :P
User avatar #50 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
anything I can trade for one of your coins? :)
User avatar #51 to #50 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
Would you like to make any offers? I'm really trying to reach 300 items today haha
User avatar #52 to #51 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Raptor, sewing mecha and 10 other items you need? :)
User avatar #53 to #52 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
Yeah! Do you want to set up the trade?
User avatar #54 to #53 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
sure :) I'll send the trades, just tell me which other items you want :D
User avatar #49 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
Bro I wanna sleep :P What you thinking
User avatar #46 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
John Quincy Adams = 14k
Grover Cleveland = 14k
William McKinley = 15k
Lyndon Johnson = 16k
Dwight Eisenhower = 17k
Thomas Jefferson = 17k
=93k
+ any 2 dupes I have for 10k



User avatar #47 to #46 - EaterofBabies (08/28/2012) [-]
Hmmm, let me think about it..
User avatar #48 to #47 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
this way you gain 6 new items ;)

or make up a combo of these + the veloSIRaptor and deal.
User avatar #44 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
I was thinking of offering veloSIRaptor + other high value items, or items you do not have??
User avatar #43 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
Good doing babies with you.

Now kind sir, I am in love with that coin of yours...

Could we trade some items for it? I would literally kiss you if you trade it with me :P
User avatar #45 to #43 - EaterofBabies (08/28/2012) [-]
What would you be willing to offer for it? And no problem with the babies. You can have the last two if you want
User avatar #35 - draqua (08/27/2012) [-]
why do you want to delete everything after you collected so much? :o
User avatar #36 to #35 - EaterofBabies (08/27/2012) [-]
This **** is depressing. This doesn't make me happy anymore, so I just want pinkie pie t get rid of it
#34 - thexiled (08/27/2012) [-]
What do you want for your extra fj coin there?
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User avatar #31 - chewieisthebest (08/27/2012) [-]
what gets yr coin?
User avatar #26 - spicydorito (08/21/2012) [-]
what can i get for a rare crystal formation?
User avatar #27 to #26 - EaterofBabies (08/21/2012) [-]
How about a James Madison?
User avatar #28 to #27 - spicydorito (08/21/2012) [-]
no thanks
User avatar #29 to #28 - EaterofBabies (08/21/2012) [-]
Well what do you want for it
User avatar #30 to #29 - spicydorito (08/21/2012) [-]
i wanted your dupe strange cube but i see thats gone now
User avatar #22 - SniperShark (08/20/2012) [-]
magic mirror for your steel hammer and steel chisel ?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
How much are you willing to trade for it?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
Just traded for one :/
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User avatar #18 to #17 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
If you're feeling extremely generous and since you have 3, what about a throwing star?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
Damn, then I don't think I can make a deal
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#6 - cooltrainergill (08/19/2012) [-]
Ho chi min and bubble crystal statue for your magical coal?
User avatar #7 to #6 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
Already have those two. Do you have anything I don't have for the coal?
#9 to #7 - cooltrainergill (08/19/2012) [-]
No, sorry, your collection is just so much better than the one I have lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
What if I traded you my fire sword, sword of eternal burning, and red thumb guy for your magic shoes, hen statue, mossy pillar, mixing bowl, and something lol idk
#11 to #10 - cooltrainergill (08/19/2012) [-]
Absoloutley! Thats an amazing deal, thanks for the generosity lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
No problem haha I'll do the trade things
User avatar #5 - frozenpickle (08/19/2012) [-]
thanks :)
User avatar #8 to #5 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
You're welcome!!
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