Oh dear God.....

Yes, EGF (aka EFG) is your father. Why do you think they chose you to be the killer in the movie 'scary movie'... im sorry you had to find out this way

Then how did I get that scream movie deal? Is this some kind of intervention again?

That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.

That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.

That wasnt you... that was your twin brother frank. You were in the hospital at the time suffering from gingivitis, a mild toe ache, and hallucinations.

But little did you know that I am frank! This is all a set up for my identical twin brother Dave! Mwahahahaha!!!