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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: DS
Video Games Played: Pokemon ( ongz I'm such a gamer nerd!)
Interests: K-Pop
Date Signed Up:3/08/2010
Location:usa
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Comment Ranking:#1941
Highest Content Rank:#2904
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#29 - I'm starting to really hate people 08/27/2014 on Isn't a feminist world such... +1
#26 - Those last two. Just...stop. 08/27/2014 on Tumblr brings more amazing... 0
#5 - Those ghosts are too cute 08/27/2014 on g-host 0
#28 - Never tried these, but I used to eat m&ms and lays chips t… 08/27/2014 on look what i've found 0
#72 - The Evil Monster. I sound absolutely terrifying 08/27/2014 on It Kinda works 0
#4 - Well, I know where I'm going for my next vacation. 08/27/2014 on Graffiti Fun +1
#295 - Pants off and music on.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Are You Alone? +1
User avatar #306 - benderisgreat (08/27/2014) [-]
Right on brother, rock out with your cock out!.

#24 - The other day at work I had this giant bear of a rottie come i… 08/27/2014 on More dogs. +1
#34 - but for real though, I love feraligatr. 08/27/2014 on Gold I choose you! +1
#89 - If person A knows that person B is in a relationship and they … 08/27/2014 on OOOOOOOHHHHHHH +1
#30 - About 1 and 5 08/26/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! +70
#18 - I was severely disappointed with the fact that my approximatel… 08/26/2014 on Japanese pranks 0
#186 - Exactly. I don't see why it's so beyond difficult to treat peo… 08/26/2014 on Feminist Hate Dump +1
#55 - You seem like quite the gentleman. 08/25/2014 on No title. 0
#103 - Just click hide all on their posts. Now they really are invisi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Coloured Text 0
#112 - popeflatus (08/25/2014) [-]
There's a whole new breed of them sonny.
#18 - That awkward moment when I get all my gay porn from tumblr 08/25/2014 on Uncle bens private collection +2
#191 - Because I'm straight. 08/25/2014 on Defender 0
#25 - Dude, those harsh words. You should have put a trigger warning… 08/25/2014 on Tricked 0
#42 - That sounds like a disturbingly terrifying combination. 08/25/2014 on Shit. +1
#3 - Dude lol I'm with you, I've never hit the thread limit before.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on vixvaporrub's profile 0
User avatar #5 - vixvaporrub (04/13/2014) [-]
HA Dude what the actual fuck! How does that even happen? You guys are crazzzaaaayyyyyyy but that's some forreal weird future roommates paranormal shit. Be careful, use this power for good or it'll be your demise.
Love, Dumbledore
User avatar #4 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Good night! I've gotta go to work tomorrow too... Seriously, who wants a hotdog at 9 am? NOBODY!! I don't get why my boss doesn't understand that... And don't worry about it. I left you hanging for like, 20 minutes after I left that "Is this who I think it is" message. (Had to get ketchup for the chicken fingers, you understand).

Awww, maybe my sheep and your bunnies can hang out some time!

And I'll try to text you, too. And if I forget again (which... yeah, I suck with that) at least I'm on fj a lot XD

See ya!
#181 - just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh. Oh ma… 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
#179 - Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever… 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
#178 - Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
#36 - Found a picture of the engagement.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Sims Logic +1
#91 - unicornmangina (04/12/2014) [-]
I've seen that somewhere
#175 - I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been aro…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
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User avatar #53 - vixvaporrub (04/18/2014) [-]
Hey hey Ho-may ~ So I think I'm finally gonna check out Attack on Titan, I actually have TIME now. Just wanted to make sure we were still on for tomorrow/Saturday, I'll text you when I wake up (so... around 2ish... don't judge, man, I can never sleep...)

Night, home-slice! Talk to you sometime in the future!~
#51 - evilicious (02/22/2014) [-]
Hello, good lookin'~
User avatar #47 - Durn (02/21/2014) [-]
phag
#50 to #49 - Durp (02/22/2014) [-]
here's yours
#40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I AM STEALING YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY.
#41 to #40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
Actually, no, I'm not.
But you wish I was your first.
#42 to #41 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Oh uh, yeah sure of course I wish you were.
#43 to #42 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm glad you weren't mine.
Why? Because you are a lying skank who plays the whole 'I have no friends love me' act on your profile.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.

#44 to #43 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
But..I. Oh. Well then. Maybe I didn't want you anyway. /black gurl mhm z snap
#45 to #44 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.   
I am a busy man, after all.
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.
I am a busy man, after all.
#46 to #45 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Ok I forgive you.
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