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Gender: female
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: DS
Video Games Played: Pokemon ( ongz I'm such a gamer nerd!)
Interests: K-Pop
Date Signed Up:3/08/2010
Location:usa
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#38 - uh.. 11/18/2014 on Roll Op's First Profile Pic -1
#37 - **Durp rolled image ** try this one  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Roll Op's First Profile Pic -1
User avatar #38 - Durp (11/18/2014) [-]
uh..
#20 - welcome to michigan, where we've got more potholes than actual road.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Michigan +1
User avatar #68 - goodatlosing (11/18/2014) [-]
It's shitty to say, but the dirt roads are in better condition.
#4 - talent levels obviously vary. its ok, jessica. you tried.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Amazing First Pitch +8
#16 - jcllcj (11/18/2014) [-]
#6 - lasomacintosh (11/18/2014) [-]
did someone say pitch thread?
#7 - Durp (11/18/2014) [-]
aw yiss
#12 - vlemich (11/18/2014) [-]
I can play?
#7 - yea, number one made me think of these guys.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on 3chin -1
#10 - disproof (11/18/2014) [-]
All Hail the TALLEST!!!
#12 - It's a clusterduck. 11/18/2014 on duck king +5
#19 - 19 years. But I don't have a dick so.. For r… 11/17/2014 on longest you've gone without... -1
#3 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Drunk Faces 0
#1 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Unicorn 0
#3 - Now you can legally visit 11/16/2014 on MFW turning 18 today 0
#5 - My mom will always move my stuff and then she doesn't remember…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on I'm just a kid and life is... +12
User avatar #32 - emiyashirou (11/17/2014) [-]
"I didn't touch your (insert object here), you're the one that lost it because your room is a mess" - my mother

"Then why was it in your room which I haven't set foot in in weeks?" - me
User avatar #10 - jayfizzle (11/17/2014) [-]
I feel so good knowing I am not the only one who has to deal with this. My dad does this shit all the time and then accuses me of losing my stuff.
#364 - Fellated by my failures. What a poetic way to go. 11/16/2014 on suffocated by hugs 0
#35 - I think you accidentally that whole sentence. 11/16/2014 on Poor person.. +1
#8 - Yup, I hear you. Live in michigan, used to funky ass weather patterns. 11/14/2014 on Snow 0
#1 - I had to stencil a dog once at work before. It didn't go over so well. 11/14/2014 on Wishing on a star -1
#12 - Glorious original six superpower reporting in. I'll beat you d… 11/14/2014 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#5 - Not gonna lie, it freaked me the **** out the fir… 11/14/2014 on dat pussy is frozen 0
#6 - Being by the wing is really cool. I've only flown six times … 11/14/2014 on Boston Fog +1
#14 - 1) food 2) wood 3) Jackie chan ...wait 11/14/2014 on How to escape an island +3
#34 - My answer to the question is: Today is Friday? 11/14/2014 on who's hanging on fj this... +2
#38 - Holy **** dumb ways to die 11/14/2014 on These kids... 0
#62 - Well **** me sideways, you learn something new ev… 11/14/2014 on I actually chuckled 0
#61 - Lets do it 11/14/2014 on I actually chuckled 0
#58 - Well that's a slightly awkward autocorrect  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on I actually chuckled 0
User avatar #60 - elcreepo (11/14/2014) [-]
i will wrap you in pads
User avatar #61 - Durp (11/14/2014) [-]
Lets do it
#57 - Yeah but considering the fact that the little paper liner that…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2014 on I actually chuckled 0
User avatar #59 - elcreepo (11/14/2014) [-]
Actually not in all kinds of pads. I use ones with a cloth inner packaging that does not pull off that paper lining that protects the sticky part.

You don't have to use it then and there if you remove the outer packaging in all cases, except for the cheap plastic thin ones

As long as you leave the paper linings on the wings and back in place it's doable
User avatar #62 - Durp (11/14/2014) [-]
Well fuck me sideways, you learn something new every day. My mistake, I've only ever used ones wrapped in plastic.
User avatar #58 - Durp (11/14/2014) [-]
Well that's a slightly awkward autocorrect
User avatar #60 - elcreepo (11/14/2014) [-]
i will wrap you in pads
User avatar #61 - Durp (11/14/2014) [-]
Lets do it
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#150 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Hope I'm not bothering you..
User avatar #100 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I just woke up..
User avatar #141 to #100 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Um, you're really ******* hot and I'd do some not so lady-like stuff to you. That's all I'm gonna say <3
User avatar #142 to #141 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my >//>
Would you believe me if I said I was a virgin?
User avatar #143 to #142 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Would you believe me if I said I was as well? Eheh...
User avatar #144 to #143 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
oh my..
I'm honestly getting a little hot and bothered...
User avatar #145 to #144 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I mean, I blew a guy in the back of my car before. But that's about all I've done.
Well, at least you know how I felt when you posted that picture. Ah, did I say that outloud?

I have to get off the computer, mind you because my sister wants to watch stuff. Mayybee if you're up when I get back we can continue this conversation?
#146 to #145 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I've never even had my first kiss.    
   
We could text if you like?
I've never even had my first kiss.

We could text if you like?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
See now, we have to change that.

I down with that~ I won't be able to reply until later! but it might be a decent idea to text rather than keep this up on fj hehe
User avatar #148 to #147 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I sent a text.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm so so sorry for the late reply bro lmao, what time was it when you woke up?
User avatar #124 to #123 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
When was the last time you saw what I looked like anyway?
User avatar #125 to #124 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
That's actually a good question lol. I don't remember, it was sometime back on your old account, for sure.
User avatar #126 to #125 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh I had long hair then. It's short now.
User avatar #127 to #126 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Omg do you really?
#128 to #127 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Ignore the messy hair.. I had just gotten out of the shower in this pic. I'd take a new one but my webcam broke...
#129 to #128 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh **** you're like really, really good looking
#130 to #129 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
T-thank you...
User avatar #131 to #130 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
um wow ok. Like I remembered you being cute but like...damn. Can you live in michigan plz?
User avatar #132 to #131 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
You're making me blush...
User avatar #133 to #132 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
and you're making me...no you know what? I'm not even going to finish that sentence.
User avatar #134 to #133 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my...
#135 to #134 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Uh, I mean, I'm totally innocent here.
#136 to #135 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...
User avatar #138 to #137 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
User avatar #139 to #138 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
User avatar #140 to #139 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
: <
User avatar #102 to #101 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it. Like 1 o'clock or something.
User avatar #103 to #102 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Awh man, been there, done that (in both the am and pm). How'd your day go today?
User avatar #104 to #103 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Good. Played minecraft, played league, played smash brothers. Got a bunch of work done in school.

How about you?
User avatar #105 to #104 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Ooh, sounds like a good day!

Pretty uneventful day for me. Woke up, lazed about in bed for a while, took a quick shower and then headed off to class. But...I didn't stay the full four hours there, oops.
User avatar #106 to #105 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
It was a good day c:
Hehe.

I need to shave and I'm too lazy
User avatar #107 to #106 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Lol, oh yeah? You're not wanting a full on wizard beard?
User avatar #108 to #107 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I dont like having facial hair much.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Some people like it, some don't. I tend to prefer a guy with a clean shave, but it all depends I suppose!
User avatar #110 to #109 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Heh. soooooo
User avatar #111 to #110 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I forgot to ask you the other day, how old are you?
User avatar #112 to #111 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
17. Birthday in two months.
User avatar #113 to #112 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Aww really, what date is your birthday?
User avatar #114 to #113 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
feb 4th.
User avatar #115 to #114 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Alright, cool! I turned 19 in July.
User avatar #116 to #115 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh nice c: Happy late birthday.
User avatar #117 to #116 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Thank you ^^
User avatar #118 to #117 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Sooooooo
User avatar #121 to #118 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
OTL I don't know what to talk about, either.
User avatar #120 to #119 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I don't knooowww. Im not sure what to talk about.
#79 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
hhhhowdy
User avatar #80 to #79 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey! How's it going?
User avatar #81 to #80 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Good. How about you?
User avatar #82 to #81 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Pretty good. I'm heading over to my grandma's with my mom so we can bring our Christmas tree home. First Christmas in our new townhouse, so we'll see how this goes lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh nice. On the ninth I'm going back to california. Im going to by flying alone for my first time.
User avatar #84 to #83 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
What are you going back to California for? And aww, really your first time alone? You can do it! -hugs-
User avatar #85 to #84 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I used to live there. Going back to my home for a week. Small town in the desert.

hehe.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
That'll be nice to go home for a bit, won't it? So do you love by yourself now? I'm not trying to pry or anything. So of I ever ask/say anything you don't wanna respond to, just lemme know

I've flown a couple of times, and I really like it. Well, going through security is a bit of a bitch, but the actual flying part is fun.
User avatar #87 to #86 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I still live with my mom. You see we moved to a different state to get me away from my toxic abusive father, but I missed home and all its charms so I'm gonna have to stay with him for a week.

I've only ever flown in private planes because my moms third husband had a couple.
User avatar #88 to #87 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relationship with him alright enough to stay with him? I know I'm just a stranger on the internet..but if you ever need someone, I'm here for you.

Oh wow private planes? I've definitely never been on one of those. Well, commercial airlines aren't bad! The first time I flew was a couple of months ago and I went from Detroit to Houston. Small plane, a little cramped in there but it was fun nonetheless! And then I had a 13+hour flight from Houston to Tokyo.
#89 to #88 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 to #90 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
User avatar #92 to #91 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
User avatar #93 to #92 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar #94 to #93 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
User avatar #95 to #94 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar #96 to #95 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
User avatar #97 to #96 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
User avatar #98 to #97 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
User avatar #99 to #98 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#63 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Hi!

So um.. how tall are you?
User avatar #64 to #63 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Hello c:

I'm a whopping 5'3" and I have been for a while now lol
User avatar #65 to #64 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah I see.
Yeah my friends always tease me for being short..
User avatar #66 to #65 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Aww, don't let em get to you! Like I said before, I think shorter guys are just perfect too. Height is one of those things you kinda can't help, so there's no point in putting anyone, taller or shorter, down for it. Just be happy and rock whatever height you are.
User avatar #67 to #66 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
c: thanks.
So how are you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Well, it's 3:30 am and I'm browsing fj instead of sleeping. But nah, jk I'm doing fine. It's just starting to snow where I'm at so that's nice. It's all pretty and quiet outside. How are you?

Also I totally wasn't creepin on your profile or anything..but are you by any chance snakefire? jw
User avatar #69 to #68 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
I gotcha. I actually woke up 3 hours ago (PST). I've never really seen the snow but since I recently moved to oregon I can imagine I'll see some soon.

Yeah but that's my old account and honestly my middleschool syndrome lasted well into my highschool years so most people that know me as snakefire think I have downs or something.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, you're in for quite a treat. :p Snow is amazing and a bitch at the same time. I love it because it looks beautiful and heck, it's still fun to play in! Driving in snow isn't the most fun, but it's something you can pick up on pretty easily. Where did you live before?

no ******* way, I can't believe it's you! Idk man, I always thought you were a chill and fun guy and cute too so this is really fun to be able to talk to you!
#71 to #70 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
I lived in the mojave on the outskirts of a small desert town in california.

I-I-I.. thank you..
User avatar #72 to #71 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that's a bit of a change! I've been in Michigan my whole life I've only left state twice in my life - one was to go to cedar point, and the other was a few months back I visited my sister in koreaso that's what I've gotten used to.

So I have about negative twelve reaction images atm, so the most I can offer up is lol you totally are. This is so awesome to talk to you. How have you been?
User avatar #74 to #72 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late response. I was in a game.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, it's no worries! I should probably get going to bed soon, anyway.

Wow, you've been to a good number of states. So this'll be your first time living a little more up north?
User avatar #76 to #75 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. I have been to hawaii and alaska as well, but both in the summer and it was a dry part of alaska so I didnt see any snow.
User avatar #77 to #76 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Damn, boy. I really want to visit Hawaii! And haha, well I hope this winter won't be a super harsh one for you! A nice little, hey look this is fun and not a 'oh holy **** there's multiple feet of snow'. You'll for sure have to at least make some snowballs for the heck of it later on!

Well, I'm going to head off to bed since I have to be up in a few hours for this.. tree festival thing tomorrow idk. It was super cool to chat with you, and we'll for sure have to keep in contact! ^^ I'm Adrienne/Ren - whichever is easier for people, btw
User avatar #78 to #77 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Haha it was fun. It was nice talking to you.
I'm Xinix.
User avatar #73 to #72 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Oh I see. Well I've been to other desert places like utah, arizona, nevada and mexico but this is my first time to oregon.

Ehehe
User avatar #59 - kattr ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Kill yourself
User avatar #61 to #60 - kattr ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
weeellll? you thumbed me down
User avatar #62 to #61 - Durp (11/27/2014) [-]
yea
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