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#90 - My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller sc…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Durp's profile 0
#91 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
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#92 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
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#93 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar
#94 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
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#95 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar
#96 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
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#97 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
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#98 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
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#99 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#88 - So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relat…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Durp's profile 0
#89 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
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#90 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
User avatar
#92 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
User avatar
#93 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar
#94 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
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#95 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar
#96 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
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#97 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
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#98 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
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#99 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#127 - You should at least give your kid(s) a choice of public or hom… 11/30/2014 on No title here 0
#86 - That'll be nice to go home for a bit, won't it? So do you love…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#87 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I still live with my mom. You see we moved to a different state to get me away from my toxic abusive father, but I missed home and all its charms so I'm gonna have to stay with him for a week.

I've only ever flown in private planes because my moms third husband had a couple.
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#88 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relationship with him alright enough to stay with him? I know I'm just a stranger on the internet..but if you ever need someone, I'm here for you.

Oh wow private planes? I've definitely never been on one of those. Well, commercial airlines aren't bad! The first time I flew was a couple of months ago and I went from Detroit to Houston. Small plane, a little cramped in there but it was fun nonetheless! And then I had a 13+hour flight from Houston to Tokyo.
#89 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
User avatar
#90 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
User avatar
#92 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
User avatar
#93 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar
#94 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
User avatar
#95 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar
#96 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
User avatar
#97 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
User avatar
#98 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
User avatar
#99 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#84 - What are you going back to California for? And aww, really you…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#85 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I used to live there. Going back to my home for a week. Small town in the desert.

hehe.
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#86 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
That'll be nice to go home for a bit, won't it? So do you love by yourself now? I'm not trying to pry or anything. So of I ever ask/say anything you don't wanna respond to, just lemme know

I've flown a couple of times, and I really like it. Well, going through security is a bit of a bitch, but the actual flying part is fun.
User avatar
#87 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I still live with my mom. You see we moved to a different state to get me away from my toxic abusive father, but I missed home and all its charms so I'm gonna have to stay with him for a week.

I've only ever flown in private planes because my moms third husband had a couple.
User avatar
#88 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relationship with him alright enough to stay with him? I know I'm just a stranger on the internet..but if you ever need someone, I'm here for you.

Oh wow private planes? I've definitely never been on one of those. Well, commercial airlines aren't bad! The first time I flew was a couple of months ago and I went from Detroit to Houston. Small plane, a little cramped in there but it was fun nonetheless! And then I had a 13+hour flight from Houston to Tokyo.
#89 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
User avatar
#90 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
User avatar
#92 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
User avatar
#93 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar
#94 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
User avatar
#95 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar
#96 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
User avatar
#97 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
User avatar
#98 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
User avatar
#99 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#82 - Pretty good. I'm heading over to my grandma's with my mom so w…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#83 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh nice. On the ninth I'm going back to california. Im going to by flying alone for my first time.
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#84 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
What are you going back to California for? And aww, really your first time alone? You can do it! -hugs-
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#85 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I used to live there. Going back to my home for a week. Small town in the desert.

hehe.
User avatar
#86 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
That'll be nice to go home for a bit, won't it? So do you love by yourself now? I'm not trying to pry or anything. So of I ever ask/say anything you don't wanna respond to, just lemme know

I've flown a couple of times, and I really like it. Well, going through security is a bit of a bitch, but the actual flying part is fun.
User avatar
#87 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I still live with my mom. You see we moved to a different state to get me away from my toxic abusive father, but I missed home and all its charms so I'm gonna have to stay with him for a week.

I've only ever flown in private planes because my moms third husband had a couple.
User avatar
#88 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relationship with him alright enough to stay with him? I know I'm just a stranger on the internet..but if you ever need someone, I'm here for you.

Oh wow private planes? I've definitely never been on one of those. Well, commercial airlines aren't bad! The first time I flew was a couple of months ago and I went from Detroit to Houston. Small plane, a little cramped in there but it was fun nonetheless! And then I had a 13+hour flight from Houston to Tokyo.
#89 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
User avatar
#90 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
User avatar
#92 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
User avatar
#93 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar
#94 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
User avatar
#95 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar
#96 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
User avatar
#97 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
User avatar
#98 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
User avatar
#99 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#80 - Hey! How's it going?  [+] (19 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#81 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Good. How about you?
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#82 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Pretty good. I'm heading over to my grandma's with my mom so we can bring our Christmas tree home. First Christmas in our new townhouse, so we'll see how this goes lol
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#83 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh nice. On the ninth I'm going back to california. Im going to by flying alone for my first time.
User avatar
#84 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
What are you going back to California for? And aww, really your first time alone? You can do it! -hugs-
User avatar
#85 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I used to live there. Going back to my home for a week. Small town in the desert.

hehe.
User avatar
#86 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
That'll be nice to go home for a bit, won't it? So do you love by yourself now? I'm not trying to pry or anything. So of I ever ask/say anything you don't wanna respond to, just lemme know

I've flown a couple of times, and I really like it. Well, going through security is a bit of a bitch, but the actual flying part is fun.
User avatar
#87 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I still live with my mom. You see we moved to a different state to get me away from my toxic abusive father, but I missed home and all its charms so I'm gonna have to stay with him for a week.

I've only ever flown in private planes because my moms third husband had a couple.
User avatar
#88 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relationship with him alright enough to stay with him? I know I'm just a stranger on the internet..but if you ever need someone, I'm here for you.

Oh wow private planes? I've definitely never been on one of those. Well, commercial airlines aren't bad! The first time I flew was a couple of months ago and I went from Detroit to Houston. Small plane, a little cramped in there but it was fun nonetheless! And then I had a 13+hour flight from Houston to Tokyo.
#89 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
User avatar
#90 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
User avatar
#92 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
User avatar
#93 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
User avatar
#94 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
User avatar
#95 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
User avatar
#96 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
User avatar
#97 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
User avatar
#98 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
User avatar
#99 - venomousvalentine (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#77 - Damn, boy. I really want to visit Hawaii! And haha, well I hop…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#78 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Haha it was fun. It was nice talking to you.
I'm Xinix.
#75 - Ah, it's no worries! I should probably get going to bed soon, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#76 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. I have been to hawaii and alaska as well, but both in the summer and it was a dry part of alaska so I didnt see any snow.
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#77 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Damn, boy. I really want to visit Hawaii! And haha, well I hope this winter won't be a super harsh one for you! A nice little, hey look this is fun and not a 'oh holy fuck there's multiple feet of snow'. You'll for sure have to at least make some snowballs for the heck of it later on!

Well, I'm going to head off to bed since I have to be up in a few hours for this.. tree festival thing tomorrow idk. It was super cool to chat with you, and we'll for sure have to keep in contact! ^^ I'm Adrienne/Ren - whichever is easier for people, btw
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#78 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Haha it was fun. It was nice talking to you.
I'm Xinix.
#72 - Oh wow, that's a bit of a change! I've been in Michigan my who…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#74 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late response. I was in a game.
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#75 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, it's no worries! I should probably get going to bed soon, anyway.

Wow, you've been to a good number of states. So this'll be your first time living a little more up north?
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#76 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. I have been to hawaii and alaska as well, but both in the summer and it was a dry part of alaska so I didnt see any snow.
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#77 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Damn, boy. I really want to visit Hawaii! And haha, well I hope this winter won't be a super harsh one for you! A nice little, hey look this is fun and not a 'oh holy fuck there's multiple feet of snow'. You'll for sure have to at least make some snowballs for the heck of it later on!

Well, I'm going to head off to bed since I have to be up in a few hours for this.. tree festival thing tomorrow idk. It was super cool to chat with you, and we'll for sure have to keep in contact! ^^ I'm Adrienne/Ren - whichever is easier for people, btw
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#78 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Haha it was fun. It was nice talking to you.
I'm Xinix.
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#73 - venomousvalentine (11/29/2014) [-]
Oh I see. Well I've been to other desert places like utah, arizona, nevada and mexico but this is my first time to oregon.

Ehehe