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#169 - Well I mean, I was already like no way there's someone from li…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #170 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
This is SOOO crazy. I've been meaning to text you since yesterday, but I kept getting distracted and forgetting. And now... wow. Just wow.

You know what's funny? I've seen you on the site before. I loved your username and Haunter and I think we may have replied to each other a few times. And we had NO IDEA who we were actually talking to!
User avatar #171 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a row at work so I don't have a whole ton of free time but we should totally do something Friday/Saturday if you're free!

That's just..wow. That's insane that like, we've come across one another before and you're right..had no idea!!
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
#13 - Well, for right now at least, taxes aren't too bad. I'm gettin… 04/12/2014 on God 0
#167 - DUDE WHAT. THIS IS AWESOME.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #168 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! I mean, I was JUST about to post "Wouldn't it be funny if we all ready knew each other?" I mean WHAT!!!

When you said "sheep" that's when it clicked! I can't even believe this right now!
User avatar #169 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I was already like no way there's someone from livonia, no one knows livonia. BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Omg I love that it's the fact that I said "sheep" that really gave it away for you. I think this is a sign that we need to get together sometime soon and hang.
User avatar #170 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
This is SOOO crazy. I've been meaning to text you since yesterday, but I kept getting distracted and forgetting. And now... wow. Just wow.

You know what's funny? I've seen you on the site before. I loved your username and Haunter and I think we may have replied to each other a few times. And we had NO IDEA who we were actually talking to!
User avatar #171 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a row at work so I don't have a whole ton of free time but we should totally do something Friday/Saturday if you're free!

That's just..wow. That's insane that like, we've come across one another before and you're right..had no idea!!
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
#165 - .......I don't know how to react to this. Omg who is thi…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
#166 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god... OH MY GOD OHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!!

Dude, this is Jess!!
#167 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
DUDE WHAT. THIS IS AWESOME.
User avatar #168 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! I mean, I was JUST about to post "Wouldn't it be funny if we all ready knew each other?" I mean WHAT!!!

When you said "sheep" that's when it clicked! I can't even believe this right now!
User avatar #169 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I was already like no way there's someone from livonia, no one knows livonia. BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Omg I love that it's the fact that I said "sheep" that really gave it away for you. I think this is a sign that we need to get together sometime soon and hang.
User avatar #170 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
This is SOOO crazy. I've been meaning to text you since yesterday, but I kept getting distracted and forgetting. And now... wow. Just wow.

You know what's funny? I've seen you on the site before. I loved your username and Haunter and I think we may have replied to each other a few times. And we had NO IDEA who we were actually talking to!
User avatar #171 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a row at work so I don't have a whole ton of free time but we should totally do something Friday/Saturday if you're free!

That's just..wow. That's insane that like, we've come across one another before and you're right..had no idea!!
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
#15 - Gotta be careful with the sims. Once I was just trying to intr…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Sims Logic +24
#36 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Found a picture of the engagement.
#91 - unicornmangina (04/12/2014) [-]
I've seen that somewhere
#163 - Ooh you've got a ditto safari? That's awesome. I've move…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #164 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Wait a second... The Haunter avatar, moving twice in six months, K-Pop just checked out your profile ... Is this... Okay, if I asked you what you were doing this summer, would you tell me you're going to S. Korea? Holy crap if this is who I think it is we are both gonna FREAK!!
#165 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
.......I don't know how to react to this. Omg who is this. I think I have an idea and I almost wanna guess but at the same time I don't want to. THE SUSPENSE
#166 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god... OH MY GOD OHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!!

Dude, this is Jess!!
#167 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
DUDE WHAT. THIS IS AWESOME.
User avatar #168 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! I mean, I was JUST about to post "Wouldn't it be funny if we all ready knew each other?" I mean WHAT!!!

When you said "sheep" that's when it clicked! I can't even believe this right now!
User avatar #169 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I was already like no way there's someone from livonia, no one knows livonia. BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Omg I love that it's the fact that I said "sheep" that really gave it away for you. I think this is a sign that we need to get together sometime soon and hang.
User avatar #170 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
This is SOOO crazy. I've been meaning to text you since yesterday, but I kept getting distracted and forgetting. And now... wow. Just wow.

You know what's funny? I've seen you on the site before. I loved your username and Haunter and I think we may have replied to each other a few times. And we had NO IDEA who we were actually talking to!
User avatar #171 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a row at work so I don't have a whole ton of free time but we should totally do something Friday/Saturday if you're free!

That's just..wow. That's insane that like, we've come across one another before and you're right..had no idea!!
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
#158 - This is crazy. I feel like we should do something with this kn…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #161 - vixvaporrub (04/11/2014) [-]
Right? Too bad there's nothing really to do here...

We both like pokemon, maybe something with that? I got Ditto in my Safari if you want to trade FC's
User avatar #163 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Ooh you've got a ditto safari? That's awesome. I've moved twice in the past six months, so a sheep ton of my stuff is lost in some unknown box. If I can find my copy of x I'll for sure get back to you with the FC.
User avatar #164 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Wait a second... The Haunter avatar, moving twice in six months, K-Pop just checked out your profile ... Is this... Okay, if I asked you what you were doing this summer, would you tell me you're going to S. Korea? Holy crap if this is who I think it is we are both gonna FREAK!!
#165 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
.......I don't know how to react to this. Omg who is this. I think I have an idea and I almost wanna guess but at the same time I don't want to. THE SUSPENSE
#166 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god... OH MY GOD OHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!!

Dude, this is Jess!!
#167 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
DUDE WHAT. THIS IS AWESOME.
User avatar #168 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! I mean, I was JUST about to post "Wouldn't it be funny if we all ready knew each other?" I mean WHAT!!!

When you said "sheep" that's when it clicked! I can't even believe this right now!
User avatar #169 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I was already like no way there's someone from livonia, no one knows livonia. BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Omg I love that it's the fact that I said "sheep" that really gave it away for you. I think this is a sign that we need to get together sometime soon and hang.
User avatar #170 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
This is SOOO crazy. I've been meaning to text you since yesterday, but I kept getting distracted and forgetting. And now... wow. Just wow.

You know what's funny? I've seen you on the site before. I loved your username and Haunter and I think we may have replied to each other a few times. And we had NO IDEA who we were actually talking to!
User avatar #171 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a row at work so I don't have a whole ton of free time but we should totally do something Friday/Saturday if you're free!

That's just..wow. That's insane that like, we've come across one another before and you're right..had no idea!!
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
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User avatar #6 - crowd (04/11/2014) [-]
what friends?
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User avatar #61 - SteyrAUG (04/11/2014) [-]
No, because you are dressing according to the weather. Clothing does not make a slut, actions do. Unfortunately, we as creatures notice repetitive behavior and have learned to associate certain types of clothing with certain behaviors. Stereotypes come from somewhere, and outward appearance is the fastest and easiest thing to stereotype, not that it makes it any more justifiable.

Just my $0.02 on the matter.
#24 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
There is a similar stigma for guys as well. Im 5'10'' about 165 lbs. and when I wear tank tops I look like a jersey douche, so i simply don't wear them in public other than the beach or someplace where it is acceptable for men to be shirtless in public. It doesn't make you look like a slut to show a little cleavage but you are walking on a very fine line and you put yourself at risk for grabbing the attention of someone you don't want from. it is possible to look good without having tits and ass hanging out. showing your jiggly bits is kinda the low hanging fruit of looking good and requires no effort. but im not bashing anyone for wearing a tank top because of comfort, besides i thoroughly enjoy walking past people like you, especially while im wearing my trusty sunglasses.
pic related, its me looking like a jersey douche
User avatar #21 - dedaluminus (04/11/2014) [-]
SLUT just kidding you're not automatically a slut But if you are I have a job for you
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User avatar #157 - vixvaporrub (04/11/2014) [-]
Hellz yeah! And look, we've even got the same shade of blue! Crazy
User avatar #158 - Durp (04/11/2014) [-]
This is crazy. I feel like we should do something with this knowledge. I mean probably not but it's still really cool.
User avatar #161 - vixvaporrub (04/11/2014) [-]
Right? Too bad there's nothing really to do here...

We both like pokemon, maybe something with that? I got Ditto in my Safari if you want to trade FC's
User avatar #163 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Ooh you've got a ditto safari? That's awesome. I've moved twice in the past six months, so a sheep ton of my stuff is lost in some unknown box. If I can find my copy of x I'll for sure get back to you with the FC.
User avatar #164 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Wait a second... The Haunter avatar, moving twice in six months, K-Pop just checked out your profile ... Is this... Okay, if I asked you what you were doing this summer, would you tell me you're going to S. Korea? Holy crap if this is who I think it is we are both gonna FREAK!!
#165 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
.......I don't know how to react to this. Omg who is this. I think I have an idea and I almost wanna guess but at the same time I don't want to. THE SUSPENSE
#166 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god... OH MY GOD OHMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!!

Dude, this is Jess!!
#167 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
DUDE WHAT. THIS IS AWESOME.
User avatar #168 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! I mean, I was JUST about to post "Wouldn't it be funny if we all ready knew each other?" I mean WHAT!!!

When you said "sheep" that's when it clicked! I can't even believe this right now!
User avatar #169 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I was already like no way there's someone from livonia, no one knows livonia. BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Omg I love that it's the fact that I said "sheep" that really gave it away for you. I think this is a sign that we need to get together sometime soon and hang.
User avatar #170 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
This is SOOO crazy. I've been meaning to text you since yesterday, but I kept getting distracted and forgetting. And now... wow. Just wow.

You know what's funny? I've seen you on the site before. I loved your username and Haunter and I think we may have replied to each other a few times. And we had NO IDEA who we were actually talking to!
User avatar #171 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a row at work so I don't have a whole ton of free time but we should totally do something Friday/Saturday if you're free!

That's just..wow. That's insane that like, we've come across one another before and you're right..had no idea!!
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
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#7 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
No I'm not super active and I'm even a bit overweight.. And I've actually never been to a gynecologist Maybe I'm just a freak
User avatar #21 - vikingesnumerouno (04/11/2014) [-]
jesus christ get yourself checked
User avatar #13 - gigaidan (04/11/2014) [-]
The menstruation is very important in a woman, mainly because is a sign that the hormonal levels are ok. The main problem with menopause is that the hormone levels decrease, and this brings health problems, like ostheoporosis... so yes, I would highly recomend a gynecologist... as soon as possible...
#9 - fecal (04/11/2014) [-]
can we consider the possibility that you are in fact a guy with a micropenis and unusually large breasts?

That'd be great
User avatar #8 - Durp (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok, I was just wondering because I know it's not uncommon for extremely active girls like track girls or other sports etc to have a delay in their period. And weight has an effect, too. I had already had my period for a little over a year but when I lost weight it stopped until I got my weight back up two years later. No, I don't think you're a freak at all. But I would 100% recommend going to a gyno. They're specialists and can help you figure out what's up.
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#87 - obeyweegee (04/11/2014) [-]
omg that reaction pic
#150 - hankhillofthe (04/11/2014) [-]
FunnyJunk:

Where we thumb you down for laughing.

FJ: A shining example of how people hate fun on the internet.
User avatar #170 - obeyweegee (04/13/2014) [-]
well, at least my comment didn't end up with negative thumbs. it could've been a lot worse. thanks for thumbing me up.
#171 - hankhillofthe (04/13/2014) [-]
No problem, my man.

The internet really exploded into a cynical world at some point, and it's not showing a lot of progress of coming back.

Also, bandwagoning ignorance.

Well, I coerced the bandwagon in your favor, and that's just as bad, but I'd rather live in a world that was ignorantly positive than one that was ignorantly negative.
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User avatar #53 - vixvaporrub (04/18/2014) [-]
Hey hey Ho-may ~ So I think I'm finally gonna check out Attack on Titan, I actually have TIME now. Just wanted to make sure we were still on for tomorrow/Saturday, I'll text you when I wake up (so... around 2ish... don't judge, man, I can never sleep...)

Night, home-slice! Talk to you sometime in the future!~
#51 - evilicious (02/22/2014) [-]
Hello, good lookin'~
User avatar #47 - Durn (02/21/2014) [-]
phag
#50 to #49 - Durp (02/22/2014) [-]
here's yours
#40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I AM STEALING YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY.
#41 to #40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
Actually, no, I'm not.
But you wish I was your first.
#42 to #41 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Oh uh, yeah sure of course I wish you were.
#43 to #42 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm glad you weren't mine.
Why? Because you are a lying skank who plays the whole 'I have no friends love me' act on your profile.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.

#44 to #43 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
But..I. Oh. Well then. Maybe I didn't want you anyway. /black gurl mhm z snap
#45 to #44 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.   
I am a busy man, after all.
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.
I am a busy man, after all.
#46 to #45 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Ok I forgive you.
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