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#3 - Dude lol I'm with you, I've never hit the thread limit before.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on vixvaporrub's profile 0
User avatar #5 - vixvaporrub (04/13/2014) [-]
HA Dude what the actual fuck! How does that even happen? You guys are crazzzaaaayyyyyyy but that's some forreal weird future roommates paranormal shit. Be careful, use this power for good or it'll be your demise.
Love, Dumbledore
User avatar #4 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Good night! I've gotta go to work tomorrow too... Seriously, who wants a hotdog at 9 am? NOBODY!! I don't get why my boss doesn't understand that... And don't worry about it. I left you hanging for like, 20 minutes after I left that "Is this who I think it is" message. (Had to get ketchup for the chicken fingers, you understand).

Awww, maybe my sheep and your bunnies can hang out some time!

And I'll try to text you, too. And if I forget again (which... yeah, I suck with that) at least I'm on fj a lot XD

See ya!
#181 - just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh. Oh ma… 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
#179 - Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever… 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
#178 - Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
#36 - Found a picture of the engagement.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Sims Logic +1
#91 - unicornmangina (04/12/2014) [-]
I've seen that somewhere
#175 - I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been aro…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
#5 - Jesus doesn't want to smell like a new car. 04/12/2014 on Really Women? +15
#173 - Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wedne…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol
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#171 - Well damn dude. Seriously this is crazy! I'm on day 2/8 in a r…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Browse around and meet new... 0
User avatar #172 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Eight days in a row? That sucks... Money in the bank, but still, ugh.

And that sounds awesome! I'm off all day Friday's and free after 6 on Saturday's so I'm sure we can figure something out soon. We need to talk about Korea and apartments and cats and stuff after all!

Man, I am still reeling from this. I thought of you when I saw that Haunter, but it didn't even cross my mind that it might actually BE you!

Stupid Livonia, though. OF COURSE we would know each other, there's noone else who's cool in this city but us!
#173 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I wasn't super happy to see that. I had Tuesday and Wednesday off and I was like, watch, next week I won't have a day off until like Thursday. Checked the schedule and yup, working til Friday. Like dude.

Yaya ok let's get together one of those days! And lmao but of course. We've got important stuff to talk about for sure.

I think that's absolutely hilarious! Good ol Haunter. Ok but for real. Leave it to fj. Like how else would we end up meeting each other on the internet except for here?! I almost didn't even reply to the post but I'm like aw hell naw it's someone from livonia I HAVE to! But daaang.
#174 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Gotta love that BS... They pulled that crap on me all the time at my old jobs. The one I have's annoying, but at least I don't have to put up with as much of that surprise scheduling stuff.

I almost didn't post anything either. I read a few comments and when I saw people saying they were from Rochester and Macomb, I was like, Hell, why not? I should have known you were on this site, though. I can't believe it never came up before!
haunt haunt haunt haunt haunt I mean, BAAA
User avatar #175 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
I think one of the craziest things is that we've both been around for about the same amount of time cause of our lovely shades of blue. All this time, but if it weren't for you we would've never known! It's always fun to see people from michigan, but this takes the fucking cake!!

whelp. My obsession with Haunter and replacing shit with sheep has become a defining point for me. Imokwiththis.jpg
User avatar #176 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, I think it was fate. Or something like that. I mean, I may have been the first to post, but you were the one who replied. And we BOTH almost didn't comment at all.

Wouldn't it have been funny if we didn't figure it out? Like, we move in together and one of us gets on fj and says to the other "OMG my roomie keeps leaving her dirty dishes everywhere!" "Man, that pisses me off when MY roomie does that. Pick up your dishes!"
User avatar #178 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Exactly! When something so off the wall like the happens it's just too crazy to play it off like nothing.

But hahah omg dude that would be hilarious. We'd just be cranking at each other "oh god she always does this" "what no way mine too!"
User avatar #182 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never hit the thread limit before! Maybe we should move this to our profiles?

And I love my little flock lol. I know which one you're talking about, too. Even Kristyn freaked out over how soft it was! It's so funny, but my Grandma's been giving me sheep every Easter for, like, five years now. I'm not sure if she's doing it on purpose but I FREAKING LOVE sheep plushies now~ Gonna be sad if I don't get one this year.

And I hope whoever's creeping on our convo is getting a kick out of it! I've creeped for less...

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this: HAHA YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
User avatar #180 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
Right? And the fact that I've been meaning to text you... I'll say it again: CRAZY!

We'd try to meet up somewhere and be like, "OMG what are you doing here?" "Meeting someone from fj! What are you... What's with that look?"

I can't wait to tell Jack about this. I think I'll just show her this comment thread and watch her face when she sees what happened
User avatar #177 - vixvaporrub (04/12/2014) [-]
and dude, I have like five toy sheep on my bed right now so you're fine XD
User avatar #181 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
just gonna reply to this one again I guess heh.

Oh man, that'd be hilarious. We'd be standing there for a moment like wait..wat. And then the realization and we'd be like, well..still wat.

OMG YES. please show this to Jack because she needs to see this. This is just too perfect and crazy.
User avatar #179 - Durp (04/12/2014) [-]
Sheeep. You've got one of the softest plush sheepie ever - well, either you or jack or both. But it's adorable and soft and I love it. And this probably sounds really weird to anyone randomly creepin on us lol

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User avatar #53 - vixvaporrub (04/18/2014) [-]
Hey hey Ho-may ~ So I think I'm finally gonna check out Attack on Titan, I actually have TIME now. Just wanted to make sure we were still on for tomorrow/Saturday, I'll text you when I wake up (so... around 2ish... don't judge, man, I can never sleep...)

Night, home-slice! Talk to you sometime in the future!~
#51 - evilicious (02/22/2014) [-]
Hello, good lookin'~
User avatar #47 - Durn ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
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#50 to #49 - Durp (02/22/2014) [-]
here's yours
#40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I AM STEALING YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY.
#41 to #40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
Actually, no, I'm not.
But you wish I was your first.
#42 to #41 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Oh uh, yeah sure of course I wish you were.
#43 to #42 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm glad you weren't mine.
Why? Because you are a lying skank who plays the whole 'I have no friends love me' act on your profile.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.

#44 to #43 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
But..I. Oh. Well then. Maybe I didn't want you anyway. /black gurl mhm z snap
#45 to #44 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.   
I am a busy man, after all.
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.
I am a busy man, after all.
#46 to #45 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Ok I forgive you.
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