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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: DS
Video Games Played: Pokemon ( ongz I'm such a gamer nerd!)
Interests: K-Pop
Date Signed Up:3/08/2010
Location:usa
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#71 - Aww yiss ************* Haunter. He's always been … 09/18/2014 on Hey, lurkers. +1
#69 - Awh, you're adorable and fun. You totally made my night.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Hey, lurkers. +1
User avatar #70 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
I... heh. I'm not quite sure how to respond to that, so... ^^ Thank you. I, uh... aim for that, on occasion, so I'm glad to be an amusement.

Haunter is about my freaking favorite pokemon, by the by. I'm an insufferable elitist of the original 151, and ghost-type kick ass, and the guy eats freaking dreams... he's pretty much the best one in the game. :3
User avatar #71 - Durp (09/18/2014) [-]
Aww yiss motherfucking Haunter. He's always been my favorite pokemon and always will be! I love the other generations but no pokemon is going to top Haunter imo.
#67 - Too late. I read it all. But no for real I might not …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Hey, lurkers. +1
User avatar #68 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
It seems like you're starting from a more sturdy position then, and so you should be able to pull all of this off without losing standing with either of them. So, that's a neat thing to see.

And, why secretly stalk me when you can blatantly stalk me? :3

Or, if you want, I can pretend to not be stalked. I don't know what angle you want to play this from, but I'm game for some absurdist goofing off any time you want to drop a message or something.
#69 - Durp (09/18/2014) [-]
Awh, you're adorable and fun. You totally made my night.
User avatar #70 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
I... heh. I'm not quite sure how to respond to that, so... ^^ Thank you. I, uh... aim for that, on occasion, so I'm glad to be an amusement.

Haunter is about my freaking favorite pokemon, by the by. I'm an insufferable elitist of the original 151, and ghost-type kick ass, and the guy eats freaking dreams... he's pretty much the best one in the game. :3
User avatar #71 - Durp (09/18/2014) [-]
Aww yiss motherfucking Haunter. He's always been my favorite pokemon and always will be! I love the other generations but no pokemon is going to top Haunter imo.
#64 - You're good people, I like you. If you have some time…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Hey, lurkers. +1
User avatar #65 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
I'M NICE PEOPLE?! YOU LIKE ME?! > YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, YOU JUST STUBMLED INTO A HORRIBLE MESS OF HUMANITY, BOSS; IT'S GONNA BE A WILD FUCKIN' RIDE FROM HERE ON, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

... Ahem. Now anyway, so ya, if you think my advice is worth having, then sure, I don't mind. ^^ It's the point of this post, yes?

Let's see... to distance oneself from a person without losing them entirely... that's a trickery process, boss. ^^; It requires a bit of delicacy, but I think you might be able to pull that part off.
<< Are you two currently dating? I don't think that was made clear.

If yes, then try to broach the topic gently, and speak to him about your experiences, and state how you feel, clearly. Try to limit yourself to only speak about how you feel, and avoid wording that can be construed as you pawning off blame on him.
The aim is to be able to construct a window of communication through which you are able to freely express what's on your mind; if you aren't able to do that in a relationship in the first place, then it's probably not a healthy one to remain in.

If no, then... pft. ^^ Simply because your friend thinks you should try one of her matches for you doesn't obligate you to shit. Maybe you got plans for your own life that she doesn't know about; there are ways to draw the line and keep yourself from falling into a relationship that you don't want to be in.
And simply asserting yourself to your friend that you don't intend to give her selection a try is your decision to make. To soften the blow, you may indicate other times you followed her advice on lesser things, or even GREATER things, and deferred to her about those things.
:3 So, you can clarify that her input is still greatly appreciated, even in cases where you ultimately decide to not exploit an opportunity she's presented.

Uh. Something like that. I think I spent a lot of words, maybe too many. >_o So, if I was unclear about something, I'll try to apply more wit to my points, and clarify.
But like... I'm drinking chocolate milk and listening to MC Hammer right now, so I'm kind of distracted, boss. ^^; Heh.
Let me know either way, yeah? :3 I'll be around.
User avatar #66 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
Heaven alive, I wrote like... a novel. Wow. I wouldn't read all that bullshit I wrote if I were me. Eek. e__E
#67 - Durp (09/18/2014) [-]
Too late. I read it all.

But no for real I might not so secretly stalk you because you seem awesome and genuine and fun. Thanks for the wall of text we're not dating, btw. This was literally just a "hey you should talk to him" sort of thing , I really appreciate it.
User avatar #68 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
It seems like you're starting from a more sturdy position then, and so you should be able to pull all of this off without losing standing with either of them. So, that's a neat thing to see.

And, why secretly stalk me when you can blatantly stalk me? :3

Or, if you want, I can pretend to not be stalked. I don't know what angle you want to play this from, but I'm game for some absurdist goofing off any time you want to drop a message or something.
#69 - Durp (09/18/2014) [-]
Awh, you're adorable and fun. You totally made my night.
User avatar #70 - lathyrusvii (09/18/2014) [-]
I... heh. I'm not quite sure how to respond to that, so... ^^ Thank you. I, uh... aim for that, on occasion, so I'm glad to be an amusement.

Haunter is about my freaking favorite pokemon, by the by. I'm an insufferable elitist of the original 151, and ghost-type kick ass, and the guy eats freaking dreams... he's pretty much the best one in the game. :3
User avatar #71 - Durp (09/18/2014) [-]
Aww yiss motherfucking Haunter. He's always been my favorite pokemon and always will be! I love the other generations but no pokemon is going to top Haunter imo.
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User avatar #53 - vixvaporrub (04/18/2014) [-]
Hey hey Ho-may ~ So I think I'm finally gonna check out Attack on Titan, I actually have TIME now. Just wanted to make sure we were still on for tomorrow/Saturday, I'll text you when I wake up (so... around 2ish... don't judge, man, I can never sleep...)

Night, home-slice! Talk to you sometime in the future!~
#51 - evilicious (02/22/2014) [-]
Hello, good lookin'~
User avatar #47 - Durn (02/21/2014) [-]
phag
#50 to #49 - Durp (02/22/2014) [-]
here's yours
#40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I AM STEALING YOUR COMMENT VIRGINITY.
#41 to #40 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
Actually, no, I'm not.
But you wish I was your first.
#42 to #41 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Oh uh, yeah sure of course I wish you were.
#43 to #42 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm glad you weren't mine.
Why? Because you are a lying skank who plays the whole 'I have no friends love me' act on your profile.
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.

#44 to #43 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
But..I. Oh. Well then. Maybe I didn't want you anyway. /black gurl mhm z snap
#45 to #44 - evilicious (02/03/2014) [-]
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.   
I am a busy man, after all.
If you're nice, we might be able to work something out.
I am a busy man, after all.
#46 to #45 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
Ok I forgive you.
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