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Date Signed Up:9/22/2010
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Location:Bristol UK
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#6 - approximately 500 heavies  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Hercules +20
#17 - rdobet (09/17/2014) [-]
obligatory
#7 - mr skeltal (09/17/2014) [-]
Assuming those are lb plates, 535.
#28 - **Drumachine rolled image ** deal 09/14/2014 on You scratch my back, I... +4
#4 - > be 15 > watching Paranormal Activity with friends …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Realistic theatre experience +153
#42 - mr skeltal (09/10/2014) [-]
An ex dragged me to the second one. About a quarter of the audience spent large amounts of time laughing. She got all worked up about "all these kids dont understand that this stuff is real and they're messing with things they dont understand" and something about ouija boards and who the hell else knows. She was fuckin nuts.
User avatar #9 - doctorkolo (09/10/2014) [-]
I saw that movie in theaters too. There was a black lady in the front who kept shouting, "Oh Shit! She's OD'n!" every single time the woman in the movie did something scary.
User avatar #30 - weirdojones (09/10/2014) [-]
you must be from new york
#5 - nsfwanon (09/10/2014) [-]
I can't remember which one it was, but the bit where the woman gets dragged down the stairs just made me piss myself laughing. Those films were more comedy than anything...
#11 - moorgar (09/10/2014) [-]
i think the part with the stairs comes right after this
User avatar #28 - bighornwizardsheep (09/10/2014) [-]
SKAR-SKAR-SKARNER
#12 - nsfwanon (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah that's the one... I saw a few versions of this GIF but with 'I must go, my people need me'.. They were glorious.
#6 - thunderpony (09/10/2014) [-]
MRW my friend said Paranormal Activity was "scary as shit"
#7 - nsfwanon (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't know why exactly but I feel that this fits PA perfectly.
#126 - English m8, r u wimbly fours? 09/10/2014 on favorite movie quotes +1
#12 - if only 09/06/2014 on Knew it... +264
#8 - Kanye was pretty good before his ego went stratospheric. Jay-Z…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Resolution, I +45
User avatar #56 - mtobi (09/04/2014) [-]
Kanye is putting his best material out right now, pre MBDTF was just some greatquality hip hop, right now it's just something on a whole nother level.
User avatar #20 - didactus (09/04/2014) [-]
Sucking dick.
#12 - angelious (09/04/2014) [-]
wasnt jay z considered one of the greatest rappers alive?


and despite everything.kanye does have shitload of talent in rapping. an beyonce is talented as you said.
#17 - mr skeltal (09/04/2014) [-]
I don't see why they say he's one of the greatest rappers. All I hear is him reading an essay when I listen to his songs.

<The real greatest rapper,
User avatar #38 - turtletroll (09/04/2014) [-]
Kanye is a great producer though.

Better then Eminem but can't rap for shit compared to him
User avatar #44 - bosskiss (09/04/2014) [-]
barely somebody can rap at the level of Eminem. Wu-Tang Clan is pretty high but so is Kanye, Kendrick and Lil B. in my eyes.
User avatar #49 - turtletroll (09/04/2014) [-]
the only Lil B song i've heard is Wonton soup
#19 - angelious (09/04/2014) [-]
i do consider eminem to be the greatest there is myself too.


but i heared some shit that every album jay z has released has gone platinium and he has incredible sales records on his shit
User avatar #21 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
Jay Z is the richest rapper alive.
That's his feat.

Eminem was named King of Rap by The Rolling Stones just like Michael Jackson and Elvis.
User avatar #33 - dovahben (09/04/2014) [-]
I think Dr. Dre surpassed him when he sold Beats to Apple for almost a billion dollars or something.
User avatar #43 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
Dr. Dre is more of a music producer, but yeah, he's definitely richer than Jay Z.
#14 - **Drumachine rolled image ** 8.93/10 08/31/2014 on Gollum you sexy bastard +1
#6 - my nan has alzheimers. i hope it doesn't run in the family bec…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on alfred whats this suit i found +215
User avatar #18 - kouzan (08/06/2014) [-]
Nananan Batman!
User avatar #32 - aerosol (08/06/2014) [-]
batnan?
User avatar #33 - kouzan (08/06/2014) [-]
Think Madam Foster and then hum the song.
#14 - mr skeltal (08/06/2014) [-]
Woah so your nan and your nan has it? Cool
#20 - notjewelry (08/06/2014) [-]
that just so happened to be the joke
#119 - **Drumachine rolled image ** holy **** that got me 07/30/2014 on Be socially prepared! +1
#17 - *Yolanda  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Best Comic-Con cosplay this... +14
#88 - douthit (07/30/2014) [-]

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User avatar #75 to #74 - Drumachine (01/21/2012) [-]
oooh Harro
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#77 to #76 - Drumachine (01/21/2012) [-]
not much, work and then out to see my friends band. how about you?
not much, work and then out to see my friends band. how about you?
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User avatar #72 - slyve (10/15/2011) [-]
Hello there, good sir! I want you to know that i love you and that i will always have your back whenever you need me to!
#73 to #72 - Drumachine (10/15/2011) [-]
hello there, other good sir! you're comments are much appreciated, if you have my back, then i guess i have yours
hello there, other good sir! you're comments are much appreciated, if you have my back, then i guess i have yours
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#62 - MidgetInABikini (07/01/2011) [-]
Drumachine, let it be known that I will surpass you in comments rank very soon... bwahahahaha
FOR EVIL >:D
User avatar #60 - dguitarhero (05/23/2011) [-]
**** you o_o
#54 - dguitarhero (03/04/2011) [-]
**dguitarhero rolls 316,715,145** im on page 1 of comment ranks! go look, i dare ya......(dance celecration).................................................................... ................................................................................ .............................perfect... step 1 is complete. now, to slowly take over..... from within.... mwuahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa
**dguitarhero rolls 316,715,145** im on page 1 of comment ranks! go look, i dare ya......(dance celecration).................................................................... ................................................................................ .............................perfect... step 1 is complete. now, to slowly take over..... from within.... mwuahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa
#55 to #54 - dguitarhero (03/04/2011) [-]
**dguitarhero rolls 94** oh yeah, and SOAD is coming to America. (double) mwuahahaaaa
**dguitarhero rolls 94** oh yeah, and SOAD is coming to America. (double) mwuahahaaaa
#56 to #55 - dguitarhero (03/04/2011) [-]
robot unicorn? this deserves a batman dance
robot unicorn? this deserves a batman dance
#57 to #56 - dguitarhero (03/04/2011) [-]
and some other enjoyment ;)
and some other enjoyment ;)
#59 to #58 - dguitarhero (03/28/2011) [-]
5 digits    &gt;:D
5 digits >:D
#51 - bobJML (02/26/2011) [-]
Hi, what's up?
#52 to #51 - Drumachine (02/26/2011) [-]
hey man, its all good, big fan of your content/comments
hey man, its all good, big fan of your content/comments
#53 to #52 - bobJML (02/26/2011) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
User avatar #45 - gottaknow (02/13/2011) [-]
do u/ have you ever watched/liked naruto?
User avatar #46 to #45 - Drumachine (02/13/2011) [-]
ive seen it a few times but not in aaaaaaages
User avatar #47 to #46 - gottaknow (02/13/2011) [-]
did u enjoy it or not care?
User avatar #48 to #47 - Drumachine (02/13/2011) [-]
i thought it was alright, nothing amazing
User avatar #49 to #48 - gottaknow (02/13/2011) [-]
so i guess u wouldnt care if i spoiled it then....... *trolled
User avatar #50 to #49 - Drumachine (02/13/2011) [-]
not really
User avatar #43 - dguitarhero (02/12/2011) [-]
i was looking on the front page when i couldnt help but notice your name....
#44 to #43 - Drumachine (02/12/2011) [-]
one of the proudest moments of my life,
my face when i saw my content
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User avatar #42 - dguitarhero (02/06/2011) [-]
friends are on yay.... **** my laptop has all the funny pics.... (im on the main computer, where i cant risk someone seeing my pics....)
#38 - dguitarhero (01/31/2011) [-]
i hope soad releases a new album... they are on tour together...
User avatar #39 to #38 - Drumachine (01/31/2011) [-]
i know man, theyre headlining Download Festival 2011 in England
#40 to #39 - dguitarhero (01/31/2011) [-]
no America!
User avatar #41 to #40 - Drumachine (01/31/2011) [-]
oh yeah of course, i get fests mixed up, ive been looking at so many, Glastonbury, Download, Isle of Wight, NoS Festival etc...
User avatar #31 - dguitarhero (01/29/2011) [-]
you're never on... do you live in australia or something?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Drumachine (01/29/2011) [-]
i live in England, why where do you live?
#34 to #33 - Drumachine (01/29/2011) [-]
oh tally ho old chap, time difference is such a bitch
#36 to #34 - dguitarhero (01/29/2011) [-]
dude, this game also rocks
#35 to #34 - dguitarhero (01/29/2011) [-]
do you have this game?
#37 to #35 - Drumachine (01/29/2011) [-]
i prefer this game :D
#27 - dguitarhero (01/23/2011) [-]
instant friends
#24 - dguitarhero (01/23/2011) [-]
why do u get subscribers?
#25 to #24 - Drumachine (01/23/2011) [-]
no subscribers? dw dude, i just subscribed to you
User avatar #26 to #25 - dguitarhero (01/23/2011) [-]
im sorry my internet stopped working i couldnt quit out and it wouldnt let me shut off my computer i was scared.
User avatar #17 - dguitarhero (01/22/2011) [-]
i think we have a LOT in common...
User avatar #18 to #17 - dguitarhero (01/22/2011) [-]
im a drummer and love system of a down, im even a very similar comment rank to you....and i do love drums.
#20 to #18 - Drumachine (01/23/2011) [-]
.......are you my twin?
#22 to #20 - dguitarhero (01/23/2011) [-]
only if you love guitar hero (lol one key down and it's guitar herp)
#23 to #22 - Drumachine (01/23/2011) [-]
i LOVE Guitar Hero, dark forces at work
User avatar #11 - ing (12/28/2010) [-]
hey :D since u put up with all my **** , u want me to make you an avatar?
#12 to #11 - Drumachine (12/28/2010) [-]
yeah yeah :D, and if you leave a comment on &quot;Horatio&quot; ill give you a dedz
yeah yeah :D, and if you leave a comment on "Horatio" ill give you a dedz
User avatar #13 to #12 - ing (12/28/2010) [-]
what do you want it to be about?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Drumachine (12/28/2010) [-]
something like a "party hard" but on the drums
User avatar #15 to #14 - ing (12/28/2010) [-]
k, ill make it 2morro :D
#16 to #15 - Drumachine (12/28/2010) [-]
awesome! thnx man
User avatar #3 - ing (12/22/2010) [-]
hi. i appreciate u being cool about all the links i send you. u deserve a subscription
User avatar #4 to #3 - Drumachine (12/22/2010) [-]
thank you, your content always makes me lol, so i subscribed to you too :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - ing (12/22/2010) [-]
haha thanks a lot :D so whats up? i see your from england too :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - Drumachine (12/22/2010) [-]
not that much is up at the moment, you know just the build up to Christmas and that. yeah man, England ftw! where do you hail from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ing (12/22/2010) [-]
haha yeah same :) just watching my thumbs... yeah englands awesome :D around the midlands :P hbu?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Drumachine (12/22/2010) [-]
i'm from Bristol myself, the Midlands seem pretty cool though, you know, Led Zeppelin and that :P
User avatar #9 to #8 - ing (12/22/2010) [-]
haha yeah, LZ awesome :D immigrant song is their best :D
#10 to #9 - Drumachine (12/22/2010) [-]
oh yes! i can play it on the drums, party hard!!!
oh yes! i can play it on the drums, party hard!!!
User avatar #19 to #10 - dguitarhero (01/22/2011) [-]
you can decide a favorite SOAD song? they're all too good to be favorited (although some best ones are Prison Song, Sugar, Chop Suey, Toxicity, Spiders, Needles, Shimmy, Suite Pee, Revenga, BYOB, Lonely Day... forget it it's a tie...
User avatar #21 to #19 - Drumachine (01/23/2011) [-]
all of those songs make me wet
#1 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
User avatar #2 to #1 - Drumachine (10/25/2010) [-]
thankyou, whoever you are, i wish you the same
strangers kindess GMH
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