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    User avatar#11 - commiekirby
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    Inbox is still broken remember?
    User avatar#255 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (08/06/2011)[-]
    I recently realized something about Atlas.
    you know how his skeleton is 10X stronger than the average?
    HIS SKULL REQUIRES AN ANTI-MATERIEL RATED BULLET TO PENETRATE.
    User avatar#252 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/16/2011)[-]
    to Facebook?
    User avatar#253 to #463 - commiekirby
    (07/16/2011)[-]
    Gotta do something but sure, I'll be on later.
    User avatar#254 to #464 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/16/2011)[-]
    works for me.
    User avatar#251 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/16/2011)[-]
    sorry I went offline, I took a nap.
    User avatar#250 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/15/2011)[-]
    you gonna get on FB?
    #238 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    a modular, modern design, very compact.
    a modular, modern design, very compact.
    #239 to #449 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    A tough and reliable design.
    A tough and reliable design.
    #240 to #450 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    a sniper rifle model designed for extreme range soft and hard target engagement.
    a sniper rifle model designed for extreme range soft and hard target engagement.
    #241 to #451 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    An extra big ass rifle that will kill everything in it's path including the operator.
    An extra big ass rifle that will kill everything in it's path including the operator.
    #242 to #452 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    a .45 caliber pistol, with the latest in recoil reduction technology, shown with "Kil-U-Soft" Silencer.
    a .45 caliber pistol, with the latest in recoil reduction technology, shown with "Kil-U-Soft" Silencer.
    #243 to #453 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
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    User avatar#244 to #454 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    I bet it can't be silenced.
    User avatar#245 to #455 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
    User avatar#246 to #456 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    science, magic, and sandwiches.
    User avatar#247 to #457 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    magical-science-wiches, to be exact.
    User avatar#219 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    aww, I kinda wanted to send you that video of the crazy halo kid.
    User avatar#220 to #430 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Couldn't you still do it?
    User avatar#222 to #431 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    you there?
    User avatar#223 to #433 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    Sorry, was listening to the show and posting ponies.
    User avatar#224 to #434 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    how's it going down?
    User avatar#225 to #435 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    It's pretty goddamn funny, also what time do you want me to come over tomorrow?
    User avatar#226 to #436 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    11:00, maybe 12:00?
    User avatar#227 to #437 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    12:00 will probably do.
    User avatar#248 to #438 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    where you at?
    #236 to #438 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    can't believe we didn't think of this before.
    can't believe we didn't think of this before.
    #237 to #447 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    I know right?
    I know right?
    User avatar#228 to #438 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
    User avatar#230 to #439 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
    User avatar#231 to #441 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    User avatar#232 to #442 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    Well imma go for a little bit, be back soon.
    User avatar#233 to #443 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    k.
    User avatar#234 to #444 - commiekirby
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    And I'm back.
    User avatar#235 to #445 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    shall I give you that video?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL90fCgOrcE&feature=related
    User avatar#221 to #431 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    you said you needed your computer's sound, so I didn't want to until the trolling was done.
    let me know how it goes down.
    User avatar#229 to #432 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/09/2011)[-]
    nonwyt.
    User avatar#195 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    plz to get on the Facebook?
    User avatar#196 to #406 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    I don't want to.
    User avatar#197 to #407 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    aww...
    well, how's saturday gonna go down?
    User avatar#198 to #408 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Not sure.
    User avatar#199 to #409 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    you didn't ask?
    User avatar#200 to #410 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Not yet.
    User avatar#202 to #411 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    and on another note, I got Rainbow Six Vegas 2, and a new suit.
    User avatar#203 to #413 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    New suit? Wert?
    User avatar#204 to #414 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    for my brother's wedding.
    and since I keep forgetting, that song you liked that was on my flash drive.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9pdhoM9BKo&feature=related
    GIVE ME THE GREENEST COLOR, YOU CAN BE.
    User avatar#207 to #415 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Ahhh.
    Yay, thanks.

    Sorry about the late response.
    User avatar#209 to #418 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    ohaider.
    #210 to #420 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Oh hai.
    Oh hai.
    User avatar#211 to #421 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    what'chu doin'?
    User avatar#212 to #422 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Listening to bronies troll that radio show host called "ghost".
    User avatar#213 to #423 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    ne'er heard of him.
    on Facebook, please?
    User avatar#214 to #424 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    I don't get online though.
    User avatar#215 to #425 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    what you talkin' about? you were online a couple hours ago.
    User avatar#216 to #426 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    I don't want to is what I meant.
    User avatar#217 to #427 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    oh.
    that's fine, too.
    you need sound on your computer to listen to the radio trolling?
    User avatar#218 to #428 - commiekirby
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Yeah.
    User avatar#201 to #411 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    ah.
    well, my dad's okay with it.
    User avatar#194 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    get on facebook?
    please?
    User avatar#181 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    so, how's tonight lookin'?
    User avatar#182 to #392 - commiekirby
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    Well I called to say I could come over but you didn't pick up.
    User avatar#183 to #393 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    likely because I was walking to Vidiots.
    I didn't expect you to call.
    staying the night?
    User avatar#184 to #394 - commiekirby
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    Oh did you stop by Vidiots?
    Yep.
    User avatar#185 to #395 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    yeah.
    RSV2, is actually 9.40.
    however, I needed an ID.
    anyway get over here, bro.
    User avatar#186 to #396 - commiekirby
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    Ah, well you could always ask your father to get if for you.
    I'm waiting for my mother to get back from her appointment.
    User avatar#187 to #397 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    I'm going with my mom on thursday, i'll ask her then.
    how long that gonna take?
    User avatar#188 to #398 - commiekirby
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    Alright.
    Maybe another half an hour or so.
    User avatar#189 to #399 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    works for me.
    User avatar#190 to #400 - commiekirby
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    Never mind, I'll be over in a few.
    User avatar#191 to #401 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/05/2011)[-]
    YAAAAAAY.
    BRING TEH GAEMS.
    User avatar#170 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    here's how Dan Vs. works.
    Dan wakes up.
    humorously bad things happen.
    the final blow is dealt to his car.
    he then makes it his personal mission to get revenge on whatever angered him that day.
    for example, New Mexico.
    User avatar#171 to #381 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Heh, sounds entertaining.
    Maybe I'll check it out when I get the chance.
    User avatar#172 to #382 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    it was entertaining.
    oh, you know what we should do for Saints row 2 in an LP?
    the Milk Bones cheat.
    User avatar#173 to #383 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Bwerp.
    What's that one do?
    User avatar#174 to #384 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    alright.
    think of an uppercut.
    now, think of it propelled by rockets.
    and imagine, that after it impacts, it engages spring loaded knuckles that send your target flying.
    User avatar#175 to #385 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Awesome.
    User avatar#176 to #386 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    we should have HANS GRUBER do that.
    User avatar#177 to #387 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    YES!
    User avatar#178 to #388 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/04/2011)[-]
    HANS GRUBER DISAPPROVES OF THE WAY YOU WALK!
    HANS GRUBER APPROVES OF HOW YOU FLY.
    User avatar#179 to #389 - commiekirby
    (07/04/2011)[-]
    HANS GRUBER DISAPPROVES OF YOUR HEALTH FOOD!
    PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE FULL MIGHT OF THE FOURTH REICH.
    User avatar#180 to #390 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/04/2011)[-]
    where are we gonna find people eating health food?
    User avatar#148 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    FINANCIAL STATUS REPORT.
    Bills: 9$.
    "Silver" change: 3.85$.
    "Bronze" change: 1.02$.
    TOTAL: 13.87$.
    RSV2, upon last inspection, 12.40$.
    NO SACRIFICES TO BE MADE!
    User avatar#149 to #359 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Bwerp!
    User avatar#150 to #360 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    say, you want my copy of Alpha Protocol?
    I don't really play it anymore, and if you want it, you can have it.
    if you don't want it, i'll turn it in to Vidiots.
    User avatar#151 to #361 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    I don't really want it but thanks for offering.
    User avatar#152 to #362 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    you sure?
    User avatar#205 to #363 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Imagnet
    User avatar#206 to #416 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    iMagnet
    User avatar#208 to #417 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/08/2011)[-]
    Applejack's new dress
    Applejack's new dress
    User avatar#153 to #363 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Yep.
    User avatar#155 to #364 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    you there?
    User avatar#156 to #366 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Yep.
    User avatar#154 to #364 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    alright.
    now, next saturday, we on for that?
    User avatar#157 to #365 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Probably.
    User avatar#158 to #368 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    alright.
    walk to meet me at the 7-11, around noon?
    User avatar#159 to #369 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    I guess if you want.
    User avatar#160 to #370 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    then, we go back to my place so we can drop off your stuff, then we go to Vidiots, and see if RSV2 is in stock.
    User avatar#161 to #371 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Alright, I can see if I can come over earlier this week if you want.
    User avatar#162 to #372 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    that works too.
    like, maybe thursday.
    User avatar#163 to #373 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Oki doki loki.
    Say, what is your cable provider?
    User avatar#164 to #374 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    we have AT&T as our satellite provider.
    this means I can call down an ion cannon strike as I so please.
    i don't like the person i'm talking to? ION CANNON.
    car in my way? ION CANNON.
    someone else has an ion cannon? ION CANNON.
    User avatar#165 to #375 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    BROTHERHOOD OF NOD NUKE BIOTCH.

    When you get the chance check if channel 335 is the hub.
    User avatar#166 to #376 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    i do get that.
    saw an episode of "Dan Vs." one night.
    I decided NOT to use my Ion cannon.
    User avatar#167 to #377 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Woot, ponies on TV for you.
    Why not?
    User avatar#168 to #378 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    because Dan Vs. was good.
    User avatar#169 to #379 - commiekirby
    (07/03/2011)[-]
    Oh rly?
    User avatar#134 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    I had an idea a while ago.
    User avatar#135 to #345 - commiekirby
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    And that is?
    User avatar#136 to #346 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    listen to this song, this is part of the idea.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_tSqFbW0A
    User avatar#137 to #347 - commiekirby
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    Uh huh...
    User avatar#138 to #348 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    now, using Tiberian sun as a video, we make a parody of that song, called "Tell Me, EVA".
    Tell me EVA...
    Is it done yet?
    is my Barracks finished?
    can I build a Silo?
    NOD Soldiers coming,
    turrets defend.
    keep the Barracks, War factory and Refinery here...
    User avatar#139 to #349 - commiekirby
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    Interdasting.
    User avatar#140 to #350 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    that could be another M.M. thing.
    User avatar#142 to #351 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    Dante trips balls.
    WHAT THE ****, DEMONS EVERYWHERE!
    *random spraying with GDHC .50*
    *katana-ing everywhere*
    User avatar#141 to #351 - commiekirby
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    That's what I was thinking.
    User avatar#143 to #352 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    Dante trips balls.
    WHAT THE ****, DEMONS EVERYWHERE!
    *random spraying with GDHC .50*
    *katana-ing everywhere*
    disregard my reply to myself.
    User avatar#144 to #354 - commiekirby
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    Ha...
    User avatar#145 to #355 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/30/2011)[-]
    had another idea a while ago.
    if we do a fight in Mortal Kombat, we need to intersperse it with shots of smoke, looking at the viewer, saying "SMOKE." and "ARE YOU SMOKING YET?"
    User avatar#146 to #356 - commiekirby
    (06/30/2011)[-]
    That's another entertaining idea.
    User avatar#147 to #357 - Drpealz [OP]
    (07/02/2011)[-]
    get on Facebook?
    User avatar#133 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/29/2011)[-]
    'sup.
    User avatar#122 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/23/2011)[-]
    please get on Facebook. I have the pitch for the training videos ready.
    User avatar#123 to #333 - commiekirby
    (06/23/2011)[-]
    Okie doke, yeah... get online.
    User avatar#130 to #334 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    well, do you have access to your dad?
    User avatar#131 to #341 - commiekirby
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    He's asleep right now and I'm gonna take a little nap, be back on soon.
    User avatar#132 to #342 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    okay...
    want me to bring my PS1?
    User avatar#106 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    no, because the french are pussies.
    User avatar#107 to #317 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    So England.
    User avatar#108 to #318 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    no, england was invaded by the russians.
    and they're tea-drinking, crumpet-dipping pussies.
    User avatar#109 to #319 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    So the Empire of Japan.
    User avatar#110 to #320 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    nope. we nuked 'em.
    and they're engrish-speaking, sushi-eating pussies.
    User avatar#111 to #321 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Nazis took over and killed the world. Game over.
    User avatar#112 to #322 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    except for 'MERICUH, in which one person managed to kill every Nazi.
    and they're Fuhrer-Heiling, Sauerkraut-eating Panzerpussies.
    User avatar#113 to #323 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    The world invades. Game over.
    User avatar#114 to #324 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Scott Pilgrim defeats The World.
    and he is not a not-girlfriend-having, non-fighting pussy.
    User avatar#115 to #325 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Dammit.
    User avatar#116 to #326 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    so, anything else?
    and what would the American Aircraft be?
    User avatar#117 to #327 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    F-18?
    User avatar#118 to #328 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    while the F/A-18 is ******* sweet, I was more talking about how it could be described.
    for example, Russians were flying AKs, and British ones were short range defenders.
    User avatar#119 to #329 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    So YF 22s?
    User avatar#124 to #330 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    WELL, IS IT THE ******* RAPTOR?
    User avatar#125 to #335 - commiekirby
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    YES.
    User avatar#126 to #336 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    so, the americans have flying dinosaurs.
    just like T-REXES IN F-14s!
    User avatar#127 to #337 - commiekirby
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    EXACTLY!
    User avatar#128 to #338 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    so, you find out what's going on with the rifles?
    User avatar#129 to #339 - commiekirby
    (06/24/2011)[-]
    No, haven't been able to ask yet.
    User avatar#121 to #330 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/22/2011)[-]
    that's the Raptor, right?
    User avatar#86 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    I DEMAND MOAR SPECIFICITY.
    also, if a British jet is meant to stay close to the homeland and defend, would that mean that Russian aircraft are basically AK-47s with wings?
    User avatar#120 to #297 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    fancy, yet fragile aircraft piloted by obese people?
    sounds good.
    User avatar#87 to #297 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Stuff.
    Pretty much.
    User avatar#88 to #298 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    so, little haitian/british kid can't throw a rock and take down the entire enemy air-mada?
    User avatar#89 to #299 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    NOPE.
    User avatar#90 to #300 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    nope as in he can, or nope as in he can't?
    User avatar#91 to #301 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    HE CAN.
    User avatar#92 to #302 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    but if they're flying AKs, then they can't be broken. no matter how hard you try.
    User avatar#93 to #303 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Hmmmm... true.
    User avatar#94 to #304 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    so, little pablo/Edward Brighton Vivian Smith Smythe Smith McPompous of the house Harris gets strafed by a SU-37.
    User avatar#95 to #305 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Awwwwww....
    User avatar#96 to #306 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    and then, Russia takes over Europe.
    then, war between new U.S.S.R and 'MERICUH begins.
    User avatar#97 to #307 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    And Mericuh wins because yeah.
    User avatar#98 to #308 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    from their POV, at least.
    from the real POV, the U.S.S.R wins, and **** is both awesome and horrible.
    User avatar#99 to #309 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....
    User avatar#100 to #310 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    and then the world implodes, and the simulation ends.
    User avatar#101 to #311 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    GODDAMMIT.
    User avatar#102 to #312 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    then people leave the theatre.
    User avatar#103 to #313 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    AND CHINA INVADES.
    User avatar#104 to #314 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    and 'MERICUH kills them with nukes.
    then Fallout happens, and **** hits the fan.
    then, I turn off the Xbox.
    User avatar#105 to #315 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    AND FRANCE INVADES?
    User avatar#66 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    LET US RIDE... TO FACEBOOK!
    #67 to #277 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
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    User avatar#68 to #278 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    please?
    User avatar#69 to #279 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    What part of a filly saying nah do you not understand?
    User avatar#70 to #280 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    I thought it said "Yeeeaaahhh"
    User avatar#71 to #281 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Well you're blind!
    User avatar#72 to #282 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    and YOU'RE not on Facebook!
    so, please, if you care about god and country, you'll get on FB.
    User avatar#73 to #283 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    You're still blind.
    User avatar#74 to #284 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    I know i'm awesome, thank you.
    User avatar#75 to #285 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Being blind entails awesome now?
    User avatar#76 to #286 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    who said i'm blind?
    was it you!? *interrogating cactus*
    ANSWER ME, YOU SILENT PRICK!
    User avatar#77 to #287 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    CACTUS? PRICK?

    Oh looks like it's about to get punny in here.
    User avatar#78 to #288 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    *punching cactus*
    WHY ARE YOU SO POINTY!?
    PLEASE, GET TO ZE FACEBOOK!
    User avatar#79 to #289 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
    User avatar#80 to #290 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    BUT YOU MUST!
    User avatar#81 to #291 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Ehhhhh...
    User avatar#82 to #292 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    please?
    please?
    please?
    please?
    please?
    prease?
    sleaze?
    squeeze?
    cheese?
    knees?
    fleas?
    sneeze?
    User avatar#83 to #293 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    No.
    User avatar#84 to #294 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    y nut?
    User avatar#85 to #295 - commiekirby
    (06/20/2011)[-]
    Because.
    User avatar#54 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    to facebook in that case?
    User avatar#55 to #265 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Nah, we're good.

    I Just respond a tad bit slower than usual.
    User avatar#56 to #266 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    but... but SPEEDZ ARE NEEDED!
    User avatar#57 to #267 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Meeeeeeeeeeeehhh... who needs that?
    User avatar#58 to #268 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    uhh... old people on scooters?
    you never did get back to me on you being able to drive all the way down here.
    User avatar#59 to #269 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    The rascals?
    Again, if it's all good with you we can do that.
    User avatar#60 to #270 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    yeah. they're not good for jousts.
    all good with me? as in, if i'm okay with it?
    User avatar#61 to #271 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Why nert?
    Yeah.
    User avatar#63 to #272 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/17/2011)[-]
    GET ON ZE FACEBOOK, PLEASE.
    User avatar#64 to #274 - commiekirby
    (06/17/2011)[-]
    MMMMMMMMMMKAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
    User avatar#65 to #275 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/17/2011)[-]
    AND NOTE HOW I SAID PLEASE.
    User avatar#62 to #272 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    they're slow!
    and, if i'm okay with it, you'll come down here and pick me up, correct?
    and bring me back?
    User avatar#34 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    so, what now?
    User avatar#35 to #245 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    I don't know, I'm just watching MLP.

    By the way, you're obviously invited to this is a test.
    User avatar#36 to #246 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    I HOPE I CAN MAKE IT!
    *during this is a test, 3 in the morning*
    *eating Smorz cereal*
    *zombies attack*
    *holds them off with dual wielded automags*
    User avatar#37 to #247 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    We're providing transport so I think you can.

    Also this isn't the all nighter one.
    User avatar#38 to #248 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    wait, you can do halfway!?
    User avatar#39 to #249 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    It's all the way I believe.
    User avatar#40 to #250 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    hang on, If i bring some money to help pay for your guys' gas, do you think halfway is doable?
    User avatar#41 to #251 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Yeah.
    User avatar#42 to #252 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    how much would be some?
    i have, like 10 bucks.
    User avatar#43 to #253 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    That should do but you really don't have to bring your money.
    User avatar#44 to #254 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    no, no, I insist.
    besides, my dad can only do halfway.
    so, when is this going down?
    User avatar#45 to #255 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    I could always ask if we could drive all the way to GR.

    June 25.
    User avatar#46 to #256 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    YES, PLEASE, TRY THAT!
    anything else going down that weekend?
    User avatar#47 to #257 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Might do a LAN if we get all the computers set up by then.
    User avatar#48 to #258 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    what game?
    *cracking knuckles* I got Rusty Blitzcrank ready.
    User avatar#49 to #259 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    We were thinking about League of Legends actually but could be anything.

    We're also setting up a projection TV so we'll have EXTRA LARGE CONSOLE GAMING.
    User avatar#50 to #260 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    heh. blitzcrank. didn't ben do something hilarious with him, once?
    ALL RIGHT!
    LET ME SHOW MY CHOPS IN DEVIL MAY CRY 4!
    AND THEN, A TEAM DEATH MATCH, BETWIXT EVERYONE!
    User avatar#51 to #261 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    AND THEN I KICKED IT INTO OVADRIVE' YEAAAWHOOOOO!

    Well I don't think anyone around here plays it so I'm guessing you would dominate no matter what.
    User avatar#52 to #262 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    well, it's not exactly a multiplayer game.
    however, I can string combos together pretty fast.
    but what if, someone else played DMC4. they saw me casually playing, and they challenged me to a combo-off.
    and thus, it begins.
    then, room fills with smoke.
    smoke clears, and we are fighting each other.
    User avatar#53 to #263 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Ah, I see...

    The notifications aren't working right.
    User avatar#12 to #222 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    damn it all.
    to Facebook, then?
    User avatar#13 to #223 - commiekirby
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    I guess.
    User avatar#14 to #224 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    YAY.
    #15 to #225 - commiekirby
    (06/13/2011)[-]
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    User avatar#16 to #226 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    wat.
    #17 to #227 - commiekirby
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    Just found it funny because it identifies with your current struggles.
    Just found it funny because it identifies with your current struggles.
    User avatar#19 to #228 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    AND GET ON FACEBOOK, NAO.
    User avatar#18 to #228 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    trying to get out of the way of the Allied Chronosphere has something to do with ponies?
    User avatar#20 to #229 - commiekirby
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    Of course.
    User avatar#22 to #231 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    dude, guess what.
    User avatar#23 to #233 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    I'm semi conscious and starting to feel like I'm dying?
    User avatar#24 to #234 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    are you sick?
    no, man, i'm playing Omegle Zombies!
    User avatar#25 to #235 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    No, just haven't really slept well for days.
    Wat...
    User avatar#26 to #236 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    get on omegle, ask "what is OP?"
    if ASL: zambie! shoot dem in da head!
    if anything else: frenzied civilian.
    if A faggot, Original Poster: zombie hunter bro, reload your shotgun.
    6 shells to start, reload on full grants you an extra 6.
    User avatar#27 to #237 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Interesting.... I'll try that out later.
    User avatar#28 to #238 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    it is SO fun.
    User avatar#29 to #239 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    And you just have random zombies pour in per say?
    User avatar#30 to #240 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    kinda.
    User avatar#31 to #241 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    So how does that whole part work?
    User avatar#32 to #242 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    dunno.
    User avatar#33 to #243 - commiekirby
    (06/15/2011)[-]
    Huh...
    User avatar#21 to #231 - Drpealz [OP]
    (06/13/2011)[-]
    because **** logic.
    facebook, please, now, for you.
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