I recently realized something about Atlas.
you know how his skeleton is 10X stronger than the average?
HIS SKULL REQUIRES AN ANTI-MATERIEL RATED BULLET TO PENETRATE.

to Facebook?

Gotta do something but sure, I'll be on later.

works for me.

sorry I went offline, I took a nap.

you gonna get on FB?

a modular, modern design, very compact.

A tough and reliable design.

a sniper rifle model designed for extreme range soft and hard target engagement.

An extra big ass rifle that will kill everything in it's path including the operator.

a .45 caliber pistol, with the latest in recoil reduction technology, shown with "Kil-U-Soft" Silencer.

I bet it can't be silenced.

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

science, magic, and sandwiches.

magical-science-wiches, to be exact.

aww, I kinda wanted to send you that video of the crazy halo kid.

Couldn't you still do it?

you there?

Sorry, was listening to the show and posting ponies.

how's it going down?

It's pretty goddamn funny, also what time do you want me to come over tomorrow?

11:00, maybe 12:00?

12:00 will probably do.

where you at?

can't believe we didn't think of this before.

I know right?

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Well imma go for a little bit, be back soon.

k.

And I'm back.

shall I give you that video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL90fCgOrcE&feature=related

you said you needed your computer's sound, so I didn't want to until the trolling was done.
let me know how it goes down.

nonwyt.

plz to get on the Facebook?

I don't want to.

aww...
well, how's saturday gonna go down?

Not sure.

you didn't ask?

Not yet.

and on another note, I got Rainbow Six Vegas 2, and a new suit.

New suit? Wert?

for my brother's wedding.
and since I keep forgetting, that song you liked that was on my flash drive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9pdhoM9BKo&feature=related
GIVE ME THE GREENEST COLOR, YOU CAN BE.

Ahhh.
Yay, thanks.

Sorry about the late response.

ohaider.

Oh hai.

what'chu doin'?

Listening to bronies troll that radio show host called "ghost".

ne'er heard of him.
on Facebook, please?

I don't get online though.

what you talkin' about? you were online a couple hours ago.

I don't want to is what I meant.

Yeah.

ah.
well, my dad's okay with it.

get on facebook?
please?

so, how's tonight lookin'?

Well I called to say I could come over but you didn't pick up.

likely because I was walking to Vidiots.
I didn't expect you to call.
staying the night?

Oh did you stop by Vidiots?
Yep.

yeah.
RSV2, is actually 9.40.
however, I needed an ID.
anyway get over here, bro.

Ah, well you could always ask your father to get if for you.
I'm waiting for my mother to get back from her appointment.

I'm going with my mom on thursday, i'll ask her then.
how long that gonna take?

Alright.
Maybe another half an hour or so.

works for me.

Never mind, I'll be over in a few.

YAAAAAAY.
BRING TEH GAEMS.

here's how Dan Vs. works.
Dan wakes up.
humorously bad things happen.
the final blow is dealt to his car.
he then makes it his personal mission to get revenge on whatever angered him that day.
for example, New Mexico.

Heh, sounds entertaining.
Maybe I'll check it out when I get the chance.

it was entertaining.
oh, you know what we should do for Saints row 2 in an LP?
the Milk Bones cheat.

Bwerp.
What's that one do?

alright.
think of an uppercut.
now, think of it propelled by rockets.
and imagine, that after it impacts, it engages spring loaded knuckles that send your target flying.

Awesome.

we should have HANS GRUBER do that.

YES!

HANS GRUBER DISAPPROVES OF THE WAY YOU WALK!
HANS GRUBER APPROVES OF HOW YOU FLY.

HANS GRUBER DISAPPROVES OF YOUR HEALTH FOOD!
PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE FULL MIGHT OF THE FOURTH REICH.

where are we gonna find people eating health food?

FINANCIAL STATUS REPORT.
Bills: 9$.
"Silver" change: 3.85$.
"Bronze" change: 1.02$.
TOTAL: 13.87$.
RSV2, upon last inspection, 12.40$.
NO SACRIFICES TO BE MADE!

Bwerp!

say, you want my copy of Alpha Protocol?
I don't really play it anymore, and if you want it, you can have it.
if you don't want it, i'll turn it in to Vidiots.

I don't really want it but thanks for offering.

you sure?

Imagnet

iMagnet

Applejack's new dress
Applejack's new dress

Yep.

you there?

Yep.

alright.
now, next saturday, we on for that?

Probably.

alright.
walk to meet me at the 7-11, around noon?

I guess if you want.

then, we go back to my place so we can drop off your stuff, then we go to Vidiots, and see if RSV2 is in stock.

Alright, I can see if I can come over earlier this week if you want.

that works too.
like, maybe thursday.

Oki doki loki.
Say, what is your cable provider?

we have AT&T as our satellite provider.
this means I can call down an ion cannon strike as I so please.
i don't like the person i'm talking to? ION CANNON.
car in my way? ION CANNON.
someone else has an ion cannon? ION CANNON.

BROTHERHOOD OF NOD NUKE BIOTCH.

When you get the chance check if channel 335 is the hub.

i do get that.
saw an episode of "Dan Vs." one night.
I decided NOT to use my Ion cannon.

Woot, ponies on TV for you.
Why not?

because Dan Vs. was good.

Oh rly?

I had an idea a while ago.

And that is?

listen to this song, this is part of the idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_tSqFbW0A

Uh huh...

now, using Tiberian sun as a video, we make a parody of that song, called "Tell Me, EVA".
Tell me EVA...
Is it done yet?
is my Barracks finished?
can I build a Silo?
NOD Soldiers coming,
turrets defend.
keep the Barracks, War factory and Refinery here...

Interdasting.

that could be another M.M. thing.

Dante trips balls.
WHAT THE FUCK, DEMONS EVERYWHERE!
*random spraying with GDHC .50*
*katana-ing everywhere*

That's what I was thinking.

Dante trips balls.
WHAT THE FUCK, DEMONS EVERYWHERE!
*random spraying with GDHC .50*
*katana-ing everywhere*
disregard my reply to myself.

Ha...

had another idea a while ago.
if we do a fight in Mortal Kombat, we need to intersperse it with shots of smoke, looking at the viewer, saying "SMOKE." and "ARE YOU SMOKING YET?"

That's another entertaining idea.

get on Facebook?

'sup.

please get on Facebook. I have the pitch for the training videos ready.

Okie doke, yeah... get online.

well, do you have access to your dad?

He's asleep right now and I'm gonna take a little nap, be back on soon.

okay...
want me to bring my PS1?

no, because the french are pussies.

So England.

no, england was invaded by the russians.
and they're tea-drinking, crumpet-dipping pussies.

So the Empire of Japan.

nope. we nuked 'em.
and they're engrish-speaking, sushi-eating pussies.

Nazis took over and killed the world. Game over.

except for 'MERICUH, in which one person managed to kill every Nazi.
and they're Fuhrer-Heiling, Sauerkraut-eating Panzerpussies.

The world invades. Game over.

Scott Pilgrim defeats The World.
and he is not a not-girlfriend-having, non-fighting pussy.

Dammit.

so, anything else?
and what would the American Aircraft be?

F-18?

while the F/A-18 is fucking sweet, I was more talking about how it could be described.
for example, Russians were flying AKs, and British ones were short range defenders.

So YF 22s?

WELL, IS IT THE FUCKING RAPTOR?

YES.

so, the americans have flying dinosaurs.
just like T-REXES IN F-14s!

EXACTLY!

so, you find out what's going on with the rifles?

No, haven't been able to ask yet.

that's the Raptor, right?

I DEMAND MOAR SPECIFICITY.
also, if a British jet is meant to stay close to the homeland and defend, would that mean that Russian aircraft are basically AK-47s with wings?

fancy, yet fragile aircraft piloted by obese people?
sounds good.

Stuff.
Pretty much.

so, little haitian/british kid can't throw a rock and take down the entire enemy air-mada?

NOPE.

nope as in he can, or nope as in he can't?

HE CAN.

but if they're flying AKs, then they can't be broken. no matter how hard you try.

Hmmmm... true.

so, little pablo/Edward Brighton Vivian Smith Smythe Smith McPompous of the house Harris gets strafed by a SU-37.

Awwwwww....

and then, Russia takes over Europe.
then, war between new U.S.S.R and 'MERICUH begins.

And Mericuh wins because yeah.

from their POV, at least.
from the real POV, the U.S.S.R wins, and shit is both awesome and horrible.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....

and then the world implodes, and the simulation ends.

GODDAMMIT.

then people leave the theatre.

AND CHINA INVADES.

and 'MERICUH kills them with nukes.
then Fallout happens, and shit hits the fan.
then, I turn off the Xbox.

AND FRANCE INVADES?

LET US RIDE... TO FACEBOOK!

please?

What part of a filly saying nah do you not understand?

I thought it said "Yeeeaaahhh"

Well you're blind!

and YOU'RE not on Facebook!
so, please, if you care about god and country, you'll get on FB.

You're still blind.

I know i'm awesome, thank you.

Being blind entails awesome now?

who said i'm blind?
was it you!? *interrogating cactus*
ANSWER ME, YOU SILENT PRICK!

CACTUS? PRICK?

Oh looks like it's about to get punny in here.

*punching cactus*
WHY ARE YOU SO POINTY!?
PLEASE, GET TO ZE FACEBOOK!

BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

BUT YOU MUST!

Ehhhhh...

please?
please?
please?
please?
please?
prease?
sleaze?
squeeze?
cheese?
knees?
fleas?
sneeze?

No.

y nut?

Because.

to facebook in that case?

Nah, we're good.

I Just respond a tad bit slower than usual.

but... but SPEEDZ ARE NEEDED!

Meeeeeeeeeeeehhh... who needs that?

uhh... old people on scooters?
you never did get back to me on you being able to drive all the way down here.

The rascals?
Again, if it's all good with you we can do that.

yeah. they're not good for jousts.
all good with me? as in, if i'm okay with it?

Why nert?
Yeah.

GET ON ZE FACEBOOK, PLEASE.

MMMMMMMMMMKAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

AND NOTE HOW I SAID PLEASE.

they're slow!
and, if i'm okay with it, you'll come down here and pick me up, correct?
and bring me back?

so, what now?

I don't know, I'm just watching MLP.

By the way, you're obviously invited to this is a test.

I HOPE I CAN MAKE IT!
*during this is a test, 3 in the morning*
*eating Smorz cereal*
*zombies attack*
*holds them off with dual wielded automags*

We're providing transport so I think you can.

Also this isn't the all nighter one.

wait, you can do halfway!?

It's all the way I believe.

hang on, If i bring some money to help pay for your guys' gas, do you think halfway is doable?

Yeah.

how much would be some?
i have, like 10 bucks.

That should do but you really don't have to bring your money.

no, no, I insist.
besides, my dad can only do halfway.
so, when is this going down?

I could always ask if we could drive all the way to GR.

June 25.

YES, PLEASE, TRY THAT!
anything else going down that weekend?

Might do a LAN if we get all the computers set up by then.

what game?
*cracking knuckles* I got Rusty Blitzcrank ready.

We were thinking about League of Legends actually but could be anything.

We're also setting up a projection TV so we'll have EXTRA LARGE CONSOLE GAMING.

heh. blitzcrank. didn't ben do something hilarious with him, once?
ALL RIGHT!
LET ME SHOW MY CHOPS IN DEVIL MAY CRY 4!
AND THEN, A TEAM DEATH MATCH, BETWIXT EVERYONE!

AND THEN I KICKED IT INTO OVADRIVE' YEAAAWHOOOOO!

Well I don't think anyone around here plays it so I'm guessing you would dominate no matter what.

well, it's not exactly a multiplayer game.
however, I can string combos together pretty fast.
but what if, someone else played DMC4. they saw me casually playing, and they challenged me to a combo-off.
and thus, it begins.
then, room fills with smoke.
smoke clears, and we are fighting each other.

Ah, I see...

The notifications aren't working right.

damn it all.
to Facebook, then?

I guess.

YAY.

wat.

Just found it funny because it identifies with your current struggles.

AND GET ON FACEBOOK, NAO.

trying to get out of the way of the Allied Chronosphere has something to do with ponies?

Of course.

dude, guess what.

I'm semi conscious and starting to feel like I'm dying?

are you sick?
no, man, i'm playing Omegle Zombies!

No, just haven't really slept well for days.
Wat...

get on omegle, ask "what is OP?"
if ASL: zambie! shoot dem in da head!
if anything else: frenzied civilian.
if A faggot, Original Poster: zombie hunter bro, reload your shotgun.
6 shells to start, reload on full grants you an extra 6.

Interesting.... I'll try that out later.

it is SO fun.

And you just have random zombies pour in per say?

kinda.

So how does that whole part work?

dunno.

Huh...