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#5 - Then she was taken home by Agamemnon as a concubine, only to b…  [+] (3 replies) 10/07/2016 on hit him where it hurts +76
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#9 - cowcubrub (10/08/2016) [-]
Just read the Orestia. It's weird, the chorus actually says they believe her, but the curse is still true.
#17 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
I just read the orestia like 2 weeks ago too. pretty dank
#19 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
Greek mythology did not do good to women.
Just look at the poor women that Cassandra, Medea, Medus and her sisters are.
#2 - I mean, if she says yes without putting a diamond in her face,…  [+] (47 replies) 10/07/2016 on Buried too deep +257
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#46 - magicexplain (10/08/2016) [-]
If a woman ever loved me they would propose to me with a graphics card. YESYES YES OMG and then id start crying
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#45 - shamblerdk (10/08/2016) [-]
"might as well"... wow, I don't know what to say xD
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#44 - ieatbengay (10/08/2016) [-]
yeah marry someone just because they want to, that's how it works
#35 - infinitereaper (10/08/2016) [-]
#18 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
Lol are you that much of a loser that you will just marry whatever girl your dating on a fluke because she didnt need a ring.
#38 - adorai (10/08/2016) [-]
No, but I wouldn't mind marrying a woman who values me more than a ******* ring. She'd probably love me for what I am and not for what I can give her.
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#53 - cookiesnao (10/08/2016) [-]
If you've come to the point of proposing though, she's probably aware already if you've got a lot of money or not. So if shes just into money a diamond ring alone isn't gonna be enough to make her say yes.
So if you're broke/have a normal income and buy a diamond ring she's still probably saying yes because she values more than just the ring..
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#27 - OtisMcWonderful (10/08/2016) [-]
I am.
#23 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
*roll picture*
i want to die
#24 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
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#33 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** Nice feels there, faggot.
#9 - landcucumber (10/08/2016) [-]
what if you don't want to get married? planning to break up with her, or really not sure about her.
#7 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
Can agree with that, met a chick once whose marriage terms were a 14k gold diamond ring, something not cheap. nothxbye.
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#5 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
If you don't buy your wife a diamond you're gonna pay sooner or later.

Unless you somehow find a woman who doesn't care about those things. IDK if that actually exists though
#47 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
Reporting in. I hate gold, and diamonds are overrated. Happy?

A simple silver ring with a sapphire would be nice, though, because symbolism of an engagement ring is pretty cute, and who doesn't like jewelry?
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#54 - sorcha (10/08/2016) [-]
You just descried my engagement ring except it 9k white gold cause couldn't find somewhere that would make one out of silver for me they were oddly rude when i suggested silver for an engagement ring
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#41 - angelicdemon (10/08/2016) [-]
Diamonds are intrinsically worthless.
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#51 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
Nope, just overpriced.
#59 - angelicdemon (10/09/2016) [-]
In 1999, De Beers chairman Nicky Oppenheimer confessed, "Diamonds are intrinsically worthless"
#34 - bruro (10/08/2016) [-]
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**bruro rolled image**A friend of mine said yes to her boyfriend - he just took one of the rings she already owned. They were arguing and he was like: "Do you want me to propose to you or what?" and she was like "why not?" and he went to the other room, picket one of her rings and proposed. She said yes.
#28 - fckthesecatchpas (10/08/2016) [-]
*projecting bad expiriences intensifying*
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#29 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
>implying experience
#11 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
Those do exist and I'll be marrying mine in a little over a month.
#43 - slyblade (10/08/2016) [-]
That's adorable!
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#40 - miia (10/08/2016) [-]
honeymoon pics or didnt happen
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#39 - mysticprophecy (10/08/2016) [-]
>using FJ
>soon to be married

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#50 - reaperriley (10/08/2016) [-]
shits happened plenty of times man.
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#37 - semilunarknight (10/08/2016) [-]
congrats man. Never let her find your FJ profile.
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#36 - infinitereaper (10/08/2016) [-]
the real test is the prenup
#32 - airalin (10/08/2016) [-]
Aww, congrats!
#56 - anon (10/08/2016) [-]
does sperit know you're trying to be him?
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#57 - airalin (10/08/2016) [-]
Does your mother know you're never gonna amount to anything? Or are you keeping that secret until you're older?
#30 - jcowsh (10/08/2016) [-]
Congratulations man. Don't stress out too much on your wedding day.
#13 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
#15 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
Cheers man. You'll find someone worthy of you too.
#16 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
#17 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
To give you something of an idea of my love life, this is the only woman I've been in bed with, the only woman I've ever kissed, and the second woman I've ever dated, and I'm 28 years old. You just need patience.

I think the best advice I could give anyone would be this. The best romances grow from a foundation of friendship.
#21 - insanefreak (10/08/2016) [-]
Aw man, I'm jealous.

I'm 24, have one relationship so far, first girl I dated, stayed together for a beautiful three years, everything was fine until she randomly decided she 'didn't love me romantically' anymore, but 'still loved me as a person'.

Nearly a year later and my monogamous mind still won't let me move on. The thought of being intimate with someone else is impossible to me.

Best of luck to you though. I wish you eternal happiness with her.
#22 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
Thank you. I wish you luck in moving on. You are about as old as I was when I stared my relationship with the woman I'm with now.

If a bit of advice isn't unwelcome, go to a speed dating thing but make it clear to each of the women that sit across from you that you are not there for romance, you are there to make some friends. You will get a lot of numbers, and then just be friends with the ones you like to hang with. It'll grow from there.
#25 - insanefreak (10/08/2016) [-]
I'll try to follow that advice. It's always welcome.

Now I just need to regrow the balls to start dating again.
#26 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
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I'm sure you can do it man.
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#19 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
I am a 78 year old KV
#20 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
Ah. Well then you're fucked.
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#12 - ikinkajou (10/08/2016) [-]
hey man congrats!!
#14 - shadowvision (10/08/2016) [-]
Thank you. I'm understandably nervous about it, but not in any extreme way.
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#8 - dajewishmankey (10/08/2016) [-]
who hurt you
#10 - ssjkirby (10/08/2016) [-]
Life is meaningless
#25 - The only bully I ever had to deal with was a girl who got off …  [+] (2 replies) 10/06/2016 on Ofan Cignellud Wodi +45
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#174 - aussiepridevil (10/06/2016) [-]
self esteem issues manifest in different ways, she felt insufficient in herself so had to make others feel worse in order for her own ego to be boosted, the epitomy of "at least im better of than ___ "
it really is what almost all bullying stems from.
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#170 - kurbeh (10/06/2016) [-]
Some people are just jerks, that's life.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 10/06/2016 on Get the fuck up +16
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#2 - nathtou (10/06/2016) [-]
#17 - I had my rabbit eat my homework once. Luckily I had …  [+] (3 replies) 10/06/2016 on Daniel Radcliffe +13
#37 - unihornupmyass (10/06/2016) [-]
My rabbit ate 3 headphones, table fan, my bedsheets, my couch, the wire in my freezer (made a nice little explosion sound), my shoelaces, the new gloves i just bought... aand kicked a pint of hot chocolate on my computer wires and wall sockets. Now that i think about it he shouldnt even be alive. Nice pet though, really quiet.

Yeah i know, ive brought him some branches to eat now. Much better i think.
#39 - rockstarownage (10/06/2016) [-]
by the sounds of it he may be trying to burn your house down with you in it, and make it look like an accident
no one ever blames the rabbit
#40 - unihornupmyass (10/06/2016) [-]
Yeah and this is the face it makes after the "accident"
#16 - The female lions do most of the hunting, but the males are sti…  [+] (11 replies) 10/05/2016 on Apex Predator +19
#27 - hamplanet (10/05/2016) [-]
That was rebuted. A study in the kruger national park found, that male lions hunt more than half their prey themselves and are as good and sucessfull in hunting prey as female lions. But they hunt different prey. While female lions hunt mostly mostly zebras and gnus, male lions prefer to hunt buffalos.
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#20 - captainprincess (10/05/2016) [-]
Theyre still not the best predators though really
#23 - hamplanet (10/05/2016) [-]
Nobody said they were the best predators. They are apex predators, meaning that they are on top of the food chain. Apex predators don't have natural enemies.
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#24 - captainprincess (10/05/2016) [-]
Lions do have natural enemies, and aren't even the best in their environment
It's a challenge for lions to take on half of their prey and some of them get grievously injured and die doing so
#25 - hamplanet (10/05/2016) [-]
Ok, enlighten me: Which predator hunts Lions as prey?
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#32 - dohickey (10/05/2016) [-]
Apex predator means that the animal is capable of hunting most other predators and are usually on the top of the good chain, that doesn't mean that they're the only animals are on top, for example great white sharks and killer whales are both too predators and can hunt and kill each other
#30 - anon (10/05/2016) [-]
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#36 - vaginalentry (10/05/2016) [-]
We aren't really ever considered on that food chain, mainly because (I think) we can kill anything with the use of tools, while if we were out in the wild with a hatchet and got in a fight with a lion most of us would die very quickly
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#26 - captainprincess (10/05/2016) [-]
crocodiles probably
#28 - Dember (10/05/2016) [-]
ah, yes... those retched swarms of crocs

always crawling out of the waterways of africa by the dozens to seek out, not herbivores, as would be a natural source of prey...

but those wily, second-rate lions. such a quick and easy meal they make.

pic unrelated.
#17 - hellpwnage (10/05/2016) [-]
ah, I was not aware of that, thank you for the explanation