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Date Signed Up:9/09/2010
Last Login:2/14/2012
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Total Comments Made:144
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Favorite Tags: full of win (15) | teh lolz (13) | what is this (2)

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#140 - I don't know what this is, or why it's so brilliant, but it ju… 12/26/2011 on Circle and Triangle 0
#25 - EVERY HAIRCUT LOOKS GOOD ON RONALDO. 12/16/2011 on Horrible Haircuts 0
#566 - Well then... Can I presume that all my skills remain intact? O… 12/15/2011 on Choose only one +1
#553 - Youth. Firstly, you could win at school. Second, you could pre…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2011 on Choose only one +1
User avatar #558 - twinX (12/15/2011) [-]
One flaw with your plan: it only says that you'll be 5 years old again. It doesn't say you go back in time at all, ergo, everything will already have been invented and 9/11 would have already happened.
#664 - anonymous (12/15/2011) [-]
"Live your life all over again - only this time, u have all the answers"
that sounds a hell of a lot like traveling back in time to your youth.
User avatar #568 - TheFullMonty (12/15/2011) [-]
Then That'll just fuck everyone up, if one day Im a Toddler again without time being altered
User avatar #566 - DrJohnZoidberg (12/15/2011) [-]
Well then... Can I presume that all my skills remain intact? Or do I only have memories? If the former, if you do sports, you could probably get scouted by a team for whatever sport you do. And that'd be pretty nice.
#77 - I doubt someone would go into firefighting for the money. It's…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2011 on Fuck Logic +7
#78 - murderouswaffle (12/15/2011) [-]
Screw Chelsea, Real Madrid all the way <3
#140 - The Haka: The one dance that you look ******* leg…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2011 on Enjoy your life with smile +17
#146 - ilikerolling (12/04/2011) [-]
**ilikerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #647228 at My Little Pony ** fatty at 1:10 is the only exeption
User avatar #144 - dragontamers (12/04/2011) [-]
i beg to differ i made myself look like a total retard trying to do it
#5 - EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on I like trains +30
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#10 - **DrJohnZoidberg rolls 85** 11/04/2011 on DrJohnZoidberg's profile 0
#7 - Hooray! I'm popular! 11/03/2011 on Now all we need is Zoidberg +15
#38 - Hooray! People are talking about me! 11/03/2011 on Zoidberg +3
#72 - Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time! 10/30/2011 on I think it is time for a... +10
#128 - Any comment with that picture deserves my thumb . 10/13/2011 on Can you tell the difference? +4
#108 - vid if u want: /watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw 10/13/2011 on Troll win ? 0
#8 - WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP 10/09/2011 on zoidburg win +1
#11 - Lemaitre. 10/02/2011 on SO I WANNA KNOW 0
#13 - These ads make people hate my country. :(  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2011 on it needs to stop +2
User avatar #27 - ktbmnf (09/30/2011) [-]
i know how it feels bro :(
User avatar #14 - nickthegreek (09/29/2011) [-]
its not only this
#38 - anonymous (09/30/2011) [-]
lolgenocide
#9 - **** YOU DHRUV 09/26/2011 on DrJohnZoidberg's profile 0
#470 - Hooray! People are paying attention to me! 09/26/2011 on Need a map of Europe? Why... +27
#7 - Who are you gypsy?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2011 on DrJohnZoidberg's profile 0
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User avatar #9 - DrJohnZoidberg (09/26/2011) [-]
FUCK YOU DHRUV
#37 - *slaves ******* auto correct... 09/18/2011 on HA HA BLACK PEOPLE +18
#36 - Really? I love my black friends as well!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2011 on HA HA BLACK PEOPLE +13
User avatar #37 - DrJohnZoidberg (09/18/2011) [-]
*slaves
Fuckin' auto correct...
#64 - I also say W, X, Y and Z at the end. Then I go "NOW I KNO… 09/12/2011 on Haven't we all? +2
#369 - Oh god that would be horrifying 09/08/2011 on Want to play a game? Part 2 +2
#362 - Lol "Wanna play amnesia?" "Sure" … 09/08/2011 on Want to play a game? Part 2 +8
#357 - Library was hell on legendary. And for the amnesia one I think… 09/08/2011 on Want to play a game? Part 2 +18
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User avatar #10 - DrJohnZoidberg (11/04/2011) [-]
**DrJohnZoidberg rolls 85**
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Who are you gypsy?
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