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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
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#47 - Picture 10/08/2010 on The under boob 0
#43 - Hey, fuck you! my shirt may have horizontal stripes, but I am …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2010 on Are you a douchebag? 0
#75 - HorriblyCrazy has deleted their comment.
#104 - OH MY GOD... Look at the condition of that road! That's better… 10/08/2010 on Most people just stick out... +9
#37 - If life gives you oranges, make lemonade, and leave everyone w… 10/08/2010 on Valor Pup 2 +4
#228 - Hey, Hell isn't all that bad, I know. They kicked me out... Twice. 10/08/2010 on 300 0
#138 - Well, yes, pot can make you quite happy, I suppose. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2010 on Pot +6
#161 - Raze (10/07/2010) [-]
Thats.........thats alot of pot
#180 - danterosparda has deleted their comment.
#48 - Somewhat related. 10/07/2010 on Quick claw 0
#76 - Screw cassette players, I got a reel-to-reel player. That's ri… 10/07/2010 on When I was a kid +2
#74 - On College Humor there's a Mk II Lee Enfield bolt-action. ther… 10/07/2010 on LEGO GUNs 0
#40 - And here I am, listening to this song as I read it. 10/07/2010 on Mixed messages +1
#45 - You hungry? 10/06/2010 on High Assessment Scale +10
#28 - DOOM? I don't see any problem with that. 10/06/2010 on Bad +1
#22 - Guys, I don't understand... is this English?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2010 on chick peed in my car. +11
User avatar #26 - TheFreshPrince (10/06/2010) [-]
Its written in douche. I am extremely fluent due to my proximity to Connecticut. I'll translate.
"Hey, how it going?"
"Who are you?"
"Its Big John"
"I know a lot of guys named John"
"I'm the guy with nice hair, female companions, and cotton candy"
"I don't know you"
"You gave me this number"
"I don't remember where I know you from"
User avatar #31 - TheFreshPrince (10/06/2010) [-]
"I met you last year at a party. I'm in LA and there's gonna be a big party"
"Where is it"
"At Seth Green's place. He throws a good party. Lots of titties."
"You mind if I come by? Whats the address?"
"Its Saturday night. Lots of hot girls. Some girls from Mexico are coming and my cousin is coming down with some girls from The University of Doucheland."
"I'll come. What should I wear?"
"Don't dress like a bum."
"Obviously."
User avatar #33 - TheFreshPrince (10/06/2010) [-]
"Cool! I had a crazy night at my house last night. A girl peed in my car!"
"What the fuck! *Laughs out loud* Did you make her walk home?"
"I will when she wakes up. The dumb girl has been sleeping in my car all day."
"Keep the window cracked to give her air."
"Are you serious?"
"No! Wake her up!"
"You scared me. I went to the grocery store and she didn't wake up."
"That's creepy"
"I took a picture when I went to get ground beef."
User avatar #34 - TheFreshPrince (10/06/2010) [-]
"No way! Is she good looking?"
"This picture is not very flattering, but she is good looking."
"Is she breathing?"
"What are you, a doctor?"
"No, I wish. The make a large amount of income per year."
"I'm afraid to check on her."
"What the fuck?"
"Come down and check if she's alive."
#28 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [-]
hey hey hey, not everyone in CT is a douche, just 90% of them.
User avatar #29 - TheFreshPrince (10/06/2010) [-]
True.
User avatar #23 - dremnus (10/06/2010) [-]
no its written in black people language
User avatar #24 - Happytreefriend (10/06/2010) [-]
that would be ebonics.. or however you spell it.. idk im white...
#113 - Picture 10/06/2010 on failure 0
#148 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2010 on Just a Cat +26
#152 - ZeroHero has deleted their comment.
#124 - A Nuka-Cola costs between 5-10, depending on the person and yo… 10/06/2010 on Nuka Cola +6
#75 - Picture 10/06/2010 on halo marines talk +7
#157 - Forcing the Metric system into a Standard society... and you c… 10/06/2010 on Die imperial scum! 0
#300 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2010 on oompa loompa +10
User avatar #310 - luckyMcLuckerton (10/06/2010) [-]
well done sir! hahahaha
#208 - Oh come on! I just filled the tray of paper on this machine no… 10/05/2010 on Creepy Comp 2 +1
#83 - Picture 10/05/2010 on FLIGHT +2
#82 - Actually, you'll either bend the forks or blow out the hydraulics.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2010 on FLIGHT 0
#85 - pooplol (10/05/2010) [-]
no it will not, as the picture shows, the forks are only lifting the other forks so they cancel out and tip
#156 - Because I want your pants. 10/04/2010 on WHY U NO JOIN? +2
#330 - I like emos and depressed people. "Hello Suicide Hotl… 09/29/2010 on before and after 0
#18 - The act of pimping is exponentially more difficult than origin…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2010 on HI MOM! +7
#25 - CaptainPedoBear (09/28/2010) [-]
#26 - CaptainPedoBear (09/28/2010) [-]
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User avatar #1 - theunknowable (02/16/2013) [-]
doomguy so fucking awesome!!! i don't see how people dislike doom
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