I have actually been thinking about sending you a message, I just never have gotten around to it. How have you been?

I have been quite well, found myself a mate.
also I have been shaving off some weight.

And what of you, how has my good doctor been fairing?
I hope your work has not been over bearing.

Well that's awesome! I've actually trying to get a job, but I don't have my birth certificate, so I have to wait a month before I can get one. So, until then, I'll probably just be horribly bored. I've lost some weight also. About 30 pounds.

That is good news indeed, and how has you and your girlfriend been?

We're still together. It's been more than 3 and a half years now, so everything is going pretty well. How are you and your mate?

Wow that is splendid, I wish many more on the happy couple.
She is well, we have been dating almost a month now... I have become less flirty... or tried to.

Nothing's wrong with being a little flirty, as long as it doesn't get out of hand. I still talk to women also. In fact, this year, I think I may have had more friends who were girls then actual guys.

Only problem when I flirt, they seem to try and... become more than just a simple friend.

It's good to hear you are well, I am happy that you are doing fine.

I'm glad to hear that you are doing well also! It's nice to hear from you again.

Lots of girls tried to get with me this year also. There was this one girl who went to one of my out of school classes, and one of my friends (a girl) brought her by, and told me to shake my stomach at her, and so I did. I later came to find out that she wanted to go out with me, despite me never exchanging any meaningful dialogue with her. People are nuts.

they are, I recently new a girl, only casually, never had any meaningful conversation with her, I barely new her name haha.. and she followed me around my entire school... even when her classes were on the opposite end.

Bitches be crazy bro.

It's weird to think that even women get shy. Doesn't seem right.

Yeah.. women having other emotion besides happy, sad, and jealousy is weird.

Does hungry count as an emotion?

I have no idea... I think that's more of a feeling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRBb8jf7PY

sites.google.com/site/stupidessays/

Hey there! (I don't have my flashdrive). How was Thanksgiving for you?

I'm doing good friend, how are you?

Not bad, not bad... you got a new mascot?

I've had this folder before any of my other ones, I just never use this one.

Nice... how are you doing today?

Eh, I'm fine. I'm basically just waiting until Sunday so I can see my family. How are you?

Not bad... Lots of work to do but I can do it... waiting for thanksgiving for free food is my main priority right now.

Free food is always good. None of us can cook, so we're probably just going to order pizzas.

Well I can cook... hope you like Meat pies and Chili

I love meat pies and chili!

If I recall correctly, yep!

How have you been?

I've been pretty bored actually. I haven't been on the Pony Thread for a while. I've basically just been playing games, specifically I Wanna Be The Guy. I can't wait until Christmas so I can see my family. I enjoy living with my girlfriend, but I never get to see them and It's really been bugging me.

so I see... I gave up on all threads... people still remember me so I am not going away from funnyjunk entirely... but yes I am not going on anything... and I understand how it feels moving away from loved ones.

I just don't really see the point in being on the thread. No one really knows who I am. Nobody talks about pony stuff very often either. Maybe when season 3 starts, it will pick up.

maybe... which thread?
that seems to be the big question now... god this is like the civil war.

I stopped going to the official one after the initial divide, but now I don't go to either. I actually like talking about the show, not just random stuff all the time.

eh yeah but it was more of a social thing than a discussion board.

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That's why I can't wait for the new season to start. Maybe folks will start talking about ponies.

maybe... maybe...

Or they might just keep making dick jokes.

ha that too... but the people are at least nice

Yeah, that's why I feel bad about leaving.

you are not leaving just fading into the sunset... like me.

I still look in on the thread every once in a while. I don't talk though.

same here.

Well, at least we still talk from time to time!

bye.

yes I am glad we chat.

Well, I have to leave soon. Have a good day today/tomorrow!

I wondered how you saw that, but then I used a brain.

I don't want too.

You festering bag of malicious boils

You caught me at the worst possible time lol. I'm about to go to bed. WE SHALL SPEAK TOMORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (also no flashdrive right now)

alright.... see you tomorrow.

Brief interlude! Wakka wakka doo doo yeah

Purple.

Would you like to see a lighter or darker purple? or is it fine as is?

Delicious. Absolutely delectable. I love eating mayonnaise. I like it all over my face.

So, you like it? Want to see any other colors?

I believe purple is sufficient. MANY GLORIOUS THANKS

:)
Glad you like it, friend <3

Okay hold on

Hey there, Walt!

How are you doing?
haven't talked to you in awhile.

Well, I'm sick right now. Nothing very eventful happening on my end besides that. What about you?

Well being sick sucks ass... nothing really eventful has happened but these past couple of days I have been happier than i have ever been.

That's great to hear! I've been doing pretty good myself (besides being sick), I've just been reading and hanging out with friends. My girlfriend and I will have been together for three years next month, so I''m looking forward to that.

Get her a rose and some diamonds.... bitches love roses and diamonds.

I wish I had that kind of money! We're probably going to be eating at Olive Garden. I can afford that at least. I will get her roses though.

I have an idea... get her those cheap jewelry things that you can win from a slot machine.

Good thinking! Everybody loves cheap jewelry!

you don't have to tell her that you won it... you could say a hobo or a prince of Nigeria gave it to you.

I just killed the last Nigerian prince I knew... I gotta find a new one.

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.

potato columns.

column wedges

column spices

Potato waaaaaaaaaaaave

how big is yo dick

I gots 1.8 inches of hawt dick yo

mine is like 7". u jelly

oh **** i so made jelly

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

ORPHAAAAAAAAN SMASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

The closest gif I have to an orphan being smashed.

I'm here, get in.

Let's ride[small][small]

America.

Sure thing.

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I have hardly been able to watch anything. I was able to watch one episode of FOTNS yesterday, but that was it. I wish I had more time.

Don't we all?

Stupid bodies, needing all this sleep. I wanna watch anime!

I want to be a robot.

I would like to be a robot, but with really smooth movements.

I would like to be a pleasure robot if you know what i mean.

Oh dear lord!

Of coarse i would only be used by women.

Howdy!

How are you... haven't spoke to you in awhile.

I'm doing pretty good. Pretty busy, but good. I get on when I can.

How are you doing?

Pretty good, been pretty busy myself... how's the girlfriend?

She's doing pretty good. Something is wrong with her thyroid though, so she is going to the doctor on Friday. I wanted to stay out to be with her, but I can't. Besides that, nothing eventful has happened at all.

Well that's good... about nothing eventful i mean, not about the thyroid.

I did start reading the Autobiography of Malcolm X. I can't get to the library at my school so I can't get any of the books you recommended, so I'm reading it again. Anything good on your end?

Well women are starting to get interested in me... and my sister is dating a junkie.
so good and bad.

I hope she isn't dating Jesse. Do you like any of the girls as well?

That's the thing i have never been forced to choose one so i like them all... it's really confusing.

Whatever you do, don't pick a girl like ***** . Terribly impatient, and causes a lot of trouble because she is to hot.

I need a crazy chick like Yuno.

What is she from and why am I really scared?

She is from Mirai Nikki... she is crazy for her love... god i want a crazy chick that would just go crazy for me.

Do you know who this is standing beside Ken?

Somewhat i think she is from K-on.

I really need to watch some more anime or something.

Yeah... i need to too.

I still need to finish One Piece. I got to episode 250 and just stopped. Stupid school...

I haven't watched any anime in awhile actually.

Oops, dropped this.

That was awesome!

Yeah, I've just been kind of busy. I need to stop by soon, not being able to go to Pony Thread is starting to bother me.

I love turtle hugs! *hugs*

Props to you for clearing him. He gave me maybe 60 items, and it took over an hour.

Lol awesome. Thanks for helping me clear my profile!

I forgot I had my sundae. bitches be crazy when I said "GIVING EVERYTHING FOR COAL"like 15 requests

Good luck with collecting all the items. Apparently, he is going insane and adding new things all the time. The whole items thing ruined the thread for a lot of people, and I'm glad I was able to get rid of mine.

Sure.