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#477590 - Have a safe trip, hopefully you won't run into any crazy snows…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #477606 - miia (21 hours ago) [-]

i have an MP3 player with hundreds of songs on shuffle. i wont be driving
#352026 - I've never understood the whole frustration and outrage with c…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#352085 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
Well its only loosely related but I don't like strangers calling out to me because I have horrible anxiety. Compliments or insults, it makes me paranoid and uncomfortable because it means attention.
User avatar #352033 - dalokan (12/24/2014) [-]
Man catcalling =/= Woman catcalling

For starters, no one should have to put up with catcalling, neither man nor woman. No one should accept as a whole the fact that anyone can harass you impudently. Plus, you also have to remember women are not as used as sucking up stuff as men are, societal-wise.

tbh it seems more like little timmy telling the girl "ay b0ss let me suck dem tittes" rather than a booger brain. Catcalling is often done to objectify the person sexually, not insult them.
User avatar #352030 - wallbuilder (12/24/2014) [-]
'Cos girls don't like filthy creeps/losers(the stereotypical cat-caller) staring at them sexually and it would be disconcerting.

Not that I'm any authority on the subject... that's just my guess/assumption.
User avatar #352028 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/24/2014) [-]
the catcalling I've witnessed is guys pulling over to offer me a ride while adding some choice words to his sentence on how he'd give me the "ride" of my life. Or they stop at the stop light (because it's red) and they howled at me earlier and now I'm passing them so they take this as another opportunity to be lewd. The way he and his friend looked at me following the fowl things they said made me feel so uncomfortable. I could tell they were undressing me with their eyes and I just felt nasty.

Once walking home from school (tender age of 14) a car filled with 20 something men asked me if I wanted a ride home. I tried telling them I was underage but they were going too fast to hear what I said so they did a U- turn at the end of the road and drove next to me for a long time. I again told them I was just 14 and pointed out there was no room and the car was full, one offered to let me sit on his lap to make the ride more "interesting". When i declined and decided I should walk faster one of the guys in the back opened his door and walked out to follow me shouting some obscene things again. He stopped after a couple steps but still. I've gotten sexual gestures and even had one guy follow me inside a store when he wouldn't stop slow driving next to me.

I'm not saying this should be outlawed but it bothers people because it makes you feel like a piece of meat. And you're embarrassed because everyone can see the kind of stuff this person is yelling at you. And this wasn't a rant, just giving you some insight.
#352053 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
Lol everyone knows you're a fatass who lives off mcdonalds in their mother's basement
User avatar #352031 - Conquistador (12/24/2014) [-]
Maybe you should stop dressing slutty.
User avatar #352133 - hoponthefeelstrain (20 hours ago) [-]
couple times this happened it was winter so I had on jeans, a coat and a sweater. but In 90 degree weather you can bet your ass I've got on shorts and a tank top.
#477499 - Our lord and saviour, Franku-sempai, has delivered unto us a K… 12/23/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#1094081 - Oh god... when "All I want for Christmas is You" started... 12/23/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
#1094080 - Picture 12/23/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1094079 - You call that a troll thread? Git gud faggot, Oreimo/10  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1094102 - mcstorms (12/23/2014) [-]
Yeah It might have been better If I was a little smarter.
#7 - I don't know how true this is, but I heard the reason why dogs…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Dog's day out +2
User avatar #11 - zoologyexplain (12/23/2014) [-]
Nah. If your dog is under-socialized and is suddenly being messed with by strangers and around lots of other animals, it's gonna get stressful.
Even to a dog's nose, the smell of "death" only happens during putrefaction. Not only are euthanized animals removed or taken to the crematorium (which is not near the veterinary office), but the room gets sanitized between patients so there is no "smell of death" anywhere.
If your dog is well socialized and doesn't associate the veterinary office with a traumatic or painful experience, and if you yourself are confident in the situation, there shouldn't be a problem.
User avatar #27 - jokexplain (12/23/2014) [-]
I can confirm, my dog is fine with going to the vet and he even licks him after getting an injection
licks him real good
User avatar #10 - Fgner (12/23/2014) [-]
Nah. A lot of animals love the vet anyway, too. They see lots of other animals, they get pets and treats, etc. The reason some don't is because it's an invasive environment with foreign creatures and they're forced to behave. And shots for vaccinations/blood samples.
#477204 - throw* 12/22/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#477203 - God I know... they said that the three guys, who were still in…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #477205 - the one and only (12/22/2014) [-]
You dont understand, thats testing their masculinity.
User avatar #477204 - DmOnZ (12/22/2014) [-]
#477201 - Well shin, I had an interesting night. I went to a fr…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +4
User avatar #477250 - kyouko (12/22/2014) [-]
ITT: I'm too controlling of my emotions to be in s fight. I'm more of the cunning type, if someone annoys me greatly I usually release my steam other ways; manipulating their girlfriends, getting my best friend to hack and fuck with their grades.. that kinds of way
#477227 - jettom (12/22/2014) [-]
I held a party at home once.
Invited 8 people, was supposed to be a vorspiel before heading out to drink, then we'd take the nachspiel later. My parents were at a cabin.

40 people came. I didn't care. Keep in mind we're Norwegians and we live close to the Swedish border, so alcohol is in abundance wherever we may roam. I sat down in my chair and told people if anyone messed anything up, I'd kill them.

Not even a bottle was broken during that night. And the 1000 bucks my dad had left on the table wasn't even stolen.

It's at times like these I love that people are afraid of me purely because of my short temper and total lack of self-control in anger.
User avatar #477226 - TheMather (12/22/2014) [-]
A lot. I used to be bullied and I wasn't one to take it lying down.
Usually ended in people crowding to hold me back as I chased after whatever asshole that ticked me off. However there was one time a guy tried to assault me; same age as me but half my height, dude was so weak he couldn't even make me flinch, so I just stood there taking the punches until he was too tired to continue.
User avatar #477218 - babybeel (12/22/2014) [-]
ITT: Not really
ITT2: I wouldn't call them fights. Not including ones with siblings, I 'fought' with some skank who was bullying my best friend and she started screaming an inch from my face. But the actual fight was just me punching her in the face and pushing her into a fence before walking off.
User avatar #477216 - volgzangief (12/22/2014) [-]
I've won every street fight I've had. Unless you count sparring matches at my gym, when I started MMA at age 10, I lost quite a few of those
#477215 - lordketchup (12/22/2014) [-]
Been close to getting into fights several times.

the only actually fight was in 5th grade, when this 6th grader tried to intimidate me and i punched him right in the jaw.
#477214 - Rei (12/22/2014) [-]
Several throughout school and high school, haven't lost a fight yet.
User avatar #477211 - heartsickruben (12/22/2014) [-]
I can't say I've really been in any fights.

I mean if the opponent drops on the floor after one good gut punch or a nice firm uppercut on the chin.

fortunately I haven't been in a real fight.
User avatar #477212 - heartsickruben (12/22/2014) [-]
Also goodjob
I just hope you will punch those guys harder next time.
User avatar #477202 - wallbuilder (12/22/2014) [-]
Cunts gonna' cunt.
Never been in a fight, but almost a number of times. Honestly, when those kinds of tensions start, I just start laughing uncontrollably so I'd get wrecked in a fight. People are just so fucking serious and actually start a fight for such fucking stupid reasons(even when they aren't intentionally looking for a fight).
User avatar #477203 - DmOnZ (12/22/2014) [-]
God I know... they said that the three guys, who were still in high school and at least 3 years younger than them, were throwing food at them. What the hell kind of excuse is that? They through a cookie at you, so you and your 7 friends are going to try and break their faces?
User avatar #477205 - the one and only (12/22/2014) [-]
You dont understand, thats testing their masculinity.
User avatar #477204 - DmOnZ (12/22/2014) [-]

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#94 - DmOnZ (05/11/2014) [-]
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It's rude to just sit there and not say anything.
#100 - enzothesomething (12/18/2014) [-]
never forgetti comment you left on pony cum jar post
User avatar #101 to #100 - DmOnZ (12/18/2014) [-]
Left that much of an impression, huh?
User avatar #55 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
So how's the Michiru been?
User avatar #96 to #55 - DmOnZ (05/23/2014) [-]
Only finished Sachi's route; which was emotional but not overly heart wrenching. Yumiko's I'm going to try and do in one fell swoop this weekend or early next week.
User avatar #56 to #55 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
Way darker than I was expecting it to be... like, waaaaaay darker. I've got my last final today, so once that's done I plan on finishing it either tonight or tomorrow.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
I doubt that anybody expected it to be that dark, especially considering how she was portrayed in the common route
#58 to #57 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
It certainly merits the use of this picture.
User avatar #61 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, bad ending, to be fair. Good end was pretty great too though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Should I do the good end or the bad end first? I think I'm one choice away from that point.
User avatar #63 to #62 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Her bad end can quite probably hit you harder than Amane's good end. So take that how you will.
#64 to #63 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it.  Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right?  An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it. Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right? An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
User avatar #65 to #64 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna point out now though, pay attention to the details in her eyes when she's happy before making the choice, and then pay attention to them again after picking the bad end. Specifically, when she comes back.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awww jesus, I have a feeling that's gonna rip my heart out.
User avatar #75 to #66 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
So... did it?
#76 to #75 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't think there was a single thing in it that doesn't take one's heart and smashes it. Makes me depressed just thinking back on it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
I just... man, I never thought that a fictional character would be able to utterly destroy my emotions like that.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Michiru smash
User avatar #89 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It's sad because I feel like I'm cheating the character when I do a different route. Like when I started Michiru's I kept thinking, "well, Amane's only hope was Yuuji and now I'm shutting her out, what the hell's gonna happen to her?". As long as I can get over that with Michiru and Yumiko it should be alright though. It's kinda funny, the first time Yuuji met Yumiko I instantly thought, "I'm gonna dominate the hell out of this pyscho's route"
User avatar #90 to #89 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Amane turns out perfectly fine in Yumiko's, she shows up temporarily in the bad end, and she's working at her family's restaurant again.
User avatar #91 to #90 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank god
User avatar #92 to #91 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Though she keeps up with the sexual harassment
User avatar #93 to #92 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Why am I not surprised... I don't think I would expect her to show up to do anything else to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #95 to #93 - nomora (05/23/2014) [-]
So how'd it go?
#81 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Ahhhh, jesus. I thought the pain would get better, it just gets worse
User avatar #82 to #81 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
So I take it that means you did good end?
#83 to #82 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did. I mean it's the "good" end of course... but still...
User avatar #85 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Plus, ya gotta admit that very end scene was pretty cute.
User avatar #86 to #85 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It was, it really really was. And I guess that's what got me the most, contrasting it with the bad end and all. To be perfectly honest, I think the good end has had a more profound impact on me BECAUSE I did the bad end first.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well at least both of Yumiko's endings aren't as strong as Michiru's. Quite possibly one of the happiest good ends in the VN.
User avatar #87 to #84 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
I look forward to it, but until then i'm going to have to reach an emotional state of being where my heart doesn't sink into my shoes each time I see Michiru's name.
User avatar #88 to #87 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well luckily for you, Michiru doesn't show up that much in Yumiko's.
User avatar #79 to #78 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought the same before doing hers too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
So did it?
User avatar #69 to #68 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
My computer started spazzing out on me last night and I couldn't play it. Just got it back but I have to transfer everything back onto it. I'll get to it tomorrow.
User avatar #70 to #69 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that sucks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
It does, the counter says 5 hours left until it's done... all the updates, microsoft office in it's entirety, and pretty much everything but the bare bones software was wiped when they defaulted it back to factory specs.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Pray that your Grisaia save data was backed up then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
I made sure it was, I have delegated folder in my external HD for VN's. No way I would let them wipe it without having absolutely EVERYTHING on backup.
User avatar #74 to #73 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
That's good to hear. No effort down the drain.
User avatar #67 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Big time.
User avatar #60 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Probably the one who's ending was best executed.
User avatar #32 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Still on Amane's route?
User avatar #34 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't end... it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going...
User avatar #35 to #34 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Heh. This is why I say it's best to do Amane last to people who ask for the order. It just goes on, and on, and on, and on yeah.

All ********** aside, it took me over 24 hours to do her whole route, and I'm a fast reader.
User avatar #36 to #35 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I can see why, I'd rather save the best for last though.

It's just sooooo much talking and reading. The way Yuuji talks too... it takes him literal hours to get a single idea across, and sometimes it doesn't even do anything for the story. It's kinda like "so after several hours of trying to find sourdough bread in town, I came to the conclusion that dogs CAN be brown sometimes," and we never hear about it again.

That being said, I really like the detail work and story building, there isn't really any stone left unturned.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Have you even reached her past yet?
User avatar #38 to #37 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I literally just got to it. Haven't really delved to deep into it yet, if at all though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you have just boarded Mr Bones Wild Ride.
User avatar #40 to #39 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I look forward to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Not only is reading it all suffering for the reader, it's suffering for the girls in that part because of what they go through.
User avatar #42 to #41 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
This sounds like it's going to be a very... interesting part of the story.
User avatar #43 to #42 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
It is. If you can stand it being even slower than the leadup to it
User avatar #44 to #43 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I tend to speed read a lot of it, but either way it shouldn't be a problem. I've gotten used to recognizing and ignoring the filler that doesn't contribute much to the actual story.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you may as well just read the character intros in it, then skip straight to around day 12 of it.

Also, just so ya know, all of her route before her past is only 5 scenes. Each day in her past is a scene, so that's about 16 scenes you'd have to go through
User avatar #47 to #46 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
So did you get past it yet?
User avatar #48 to #47 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
No... I had a final today that I was studying for pretty hard. I'm going to spend tonight and tomorrow playing through it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
Just gotta hate studyin', don't you?

Have fun staying sane. Just like the girls involved in the accident will.
User avatar #50 to #49 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than read another calculus text book, but I'm in a spot where the decision isn't really my own.

And holy epic foreshadowing, batman. I look forward to it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
It's amazing how far their sanity, and condition in general, degrades in just a 2 week period.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh god... and the plot thickens. I was gonna wait a bit, but I think I'll start playing now.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nomora (04/15/2014) [-]
Team captain a **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you weren't kidding about how long this thing is.
User avatar #28 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
How's Grisaia been?
User avatar #29 to #28 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
I played a little bit of it (which so far I've been really into), but I've been having problems with Parallels so I'm going to drive home this weekend and get my PC. Other than that, I found the slower pace surprisingly... calming.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
Hope it works out for ya.

Yeah, it is pretty calming, even with the hectic stupidity of Makina and Michiru.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DmOnZ (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's perfect for a lazy Saturday afternoon/evening. I just got my PC, so I hope to play some more soon.
#24 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
the story of your man, i ****** lost it at squirrel with poket knife nub that was great keep up the good work man
#25 to #24 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
#26 to #25 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
whether its fake or not is irrelevant, the fact i hard a good laugh is whats important

i dont have a relevant pic so enjoy a random one.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Once again, thank you.
User avatar #20 - acemcgunner ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
my friend request is like forced rape..
User avatar #21 to #20 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
It is. You resist it at first, but then you just kinda accept it's happening and let it slide.
User avatar #22 to #21 - acemcgunner ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
yes you get my joke :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
I may be a moron for asking, but what do you mean in this post?
User avatar #17 to #16 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
Burning rubber, as in, he faps so hard he creates a similar effect to a car burning rubber with a condom.
User avatar #18 to #17 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
No problem
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User avatar #12 to #9 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Okay strange hairy man who I just met, I believe you.
#8 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
User avatar #10 to #8 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
wh... what? But I don't know any spells...
#13 to #10 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Which makes everything easier for me.
Which makes everything easier for me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah.... well... umm... I won't stop you then?
#15 to #14 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - reallynotdashie (02/24/2013) [-]
yer a wizard m8.
User avatar #11 to #7 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Do I need to get the pointy hat and **** by myself? I never got the, "how to be a wizard" package...
User avatar #2 - amissingmouse (11/04/2012) [-]
Hallo there
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