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#27198 - Thank Mr.Oshily. 11 hours ago on Anime Social Mk. IV 0
#27197 - Thank Mr.Rei 11 hours ago on Anime Social Mk. IV +1
#27180 - wtf, I can't see any reaction pics in the comments.  [+] (19 new replies) 22 hours ago on Anime Social Mk. IV +1
#27200 - barkhorn (10 hours ago) [-]
Here's a pic
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#27189 - Rei (17 hours ago) [-]
or you can use this link for shin instead
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that's if the "too many Comments" button doesn't work right
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#27197 - DmOnZ (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank Mr.Rei
#27190 - oshily (15 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man, don't have to scroll everytime now.
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#27191 - Rei (15 hours ago) [-]
it's very handy
#27188 - oshily (17 hours ago) [-]
Press the "Too many comments. Images disable to prevent browser lag" button above the comments where all the other options for comments are. Tada.
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#27198 - DmOnZ (11 hours ago) [-]
Thank Mr.Oshily.
#6 - ******* tell me about it... I always have people ask me…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Admin 0
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#9 - lordconant (16 hours ago) [-]
Same here, Armoured corps and as soon as that movie came out we were issued a "No Fury Cut" set of orders from our CO, shits all goofy man.
#11 - Ultimate guide to manliness: If you rely on the inter…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Its 2016 people -1
#35 - zmranger (01/11/2016) [-]
What if I tell you...
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#14 - sketchysketchist (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, this fucked me up.
I wiped by glasses, brow, and hands with my hankerchief, blew my nose with it, and then offered it to a crying lady.
Needless to say, I did not get laid.
#16 - emiyashirou (01/11/2016) [-]
It's because you forgot to rob the stage coach.
#74 - Oh my god, wasn't that first song the menu song in Lego Racers… 01/05/2016 on (untitled) 0
#26331 - I've been meaning to change gyms for a while do to the lack of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Anime Social Mk. IV +1
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#26364 - the one and only (01/02/2016) [-]
Me and my mate came into the gym pretty much looking ljke we werr newbies. Mate was doing squats and he forgot to put clips on and he went off balance and the Weights dropped off, as the workout progrwssed i just pretended i was new.
#18 - It would have been hilarious if they got inside a ford raptor.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Worse than Grinches +14
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#23 - hourlyb (12/28/2015) [-]
Better yet, the Hennessey Velociraptor.
#27 - Jesus Christ how young are some of you ******* ... I'm o… 12/27/2015 on Anyone remember this show? 0
#2111 - Merr Chribmus you silly goose. My gift to you is a delicious …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2015 on kibitzer's profile 0
#2112 - kibitzer (12/26/2015) [-]
You too bud, thanks
Have this delicious bowl of Pho in return
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#2124 - cosmicapprentice (12/28/2015) [-]
Taiwanese cuisine?
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#2126 - kibitzer (12/29/2015) [-]
Vietnamese
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#2128 - cosmicapprentice (12/29/2015) [-]
Close enough
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#2129 - kibitzer (12/29/2015) [-]
racist

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#121 - kibitzer (12/25/2015) [-]
Happy Holidays!
User avatar #122 to #121 - DmOnZ (12/25/2015) [-]
Eyyyy, it chrismas, merr chrismas
User avatar #113 - kibitzer (07/19/2015) [-]
Post more, you little ****
User avatar #114 to #113 - DmOnZ (08/03/2015) [-]
How ******* long ago did you post on here... what the ****
User avatar #116 to #114 - kibitzer (08/04/2015) [-]
Oh and also, what's the day and month of your birthday?
User avatar #118 to #116 - DmOnZ (08/04/2015) [-]
Feb 7th, why do you ask?
User avatar #119 to #118 - kibitzer (08/04/2015) [-]
It's fine, we are on a message board after all, not a chat room. Oh, right. You did mention that you were heading off to a training/exercise camp for that amount of time. Was it boot camp? You did talk about PT and stuff.

Feb 7th, got it. I'm just compiling my dossiers into a digital format.
User avatar #120 to #119 - DmOnZ (08/04/2015) [-]
Essentially, a lot more theoretical classroom stuff than I was expecting. But that was sandwiched by pushups, crunches, or whatever else the instructors had in mind.
#115 to #114 - kibitzer (08/03/2015) [-]
Oh you know, only like 15 days ago. It's okay though, I kinda knew this would happen. Reminds me of your introductory thread on the old Shin board where you replied to me after two days. Here's a Koto pic to help you with your seemingly dead perception...it usually does the trick.
User avatar #117 to #115 - DmOnZ (08/04/2015) [-]
Yeah... it's a problem for me. I'd say I try to work on it, but I honestly don't, and I try not to lie on principle. To be fair, I was essentially cutoff from all outside contact for two months this summer.
User avatar #104 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #105 to #104 - DmOnZ (01/26/2015) [-]
wtf, when the hell did you post here?
User avatar #106 to #105 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's....an excellent question I don't even remember
User avatar #107 to #106 - DmOnZ (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm obviously not the most observant person in the world then...
User avatar #108 to #107 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm like mildly drunk and have the worst kind of short term memory
#100 - enzothesomething (12/18/2014) [-]
never forgetti comment you left on pony cum jar post
User avatar #101 to #100 - DmOnZ (12/18/2014) [-]
Left that much of an impression, huh?
User avatar #99 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #55 - nomora ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
So how's the Michiru been?
User avatar #96 to #55 - DmOnZ (05/23/2014) [-]
Only finished Sachi's route; which was emotional but not overly heart wrenching. Yumiko's I'm going to try and do in one fell swoop this weekend or early next week.
User avatar #56 to #55 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
Way darker than I was expecting it to be... like, waaaaaay darker. I've got my last final today, so once that's done I plan on finishing it either tonight or tomorrow.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nomora ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
I doubt that anybody expected it to be that dark, especially considering how she was portrayed in the common route
#58 to #57 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
It certainly merits the use of this picture.
User avatar #61 to #58 - nomora ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, bad ending, to be fair. Good end was pretty great too though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Should I do the good end or the bad end first? I think I'm one choice away from that point.
User avatar #63 to #62 - nomora ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Her bad end can quite probably hit you harder than Amane's good end. So take that how you will.
#64 to #63 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it.  Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right?  An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it. Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right? An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
User avatar #65 to #64 - nomora ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna point out now though, pay attention to the details in her eyes when she's happy before making the choice, and then pay attention to them again after picking the bad end. Specifically, when she comes back.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awww jesus, I have a feeling that's gonna rip my heart out.
User avatar #75 to #66 - nomora ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
So... did it?
#76 to #75 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
Mhmm...
User avatar #77 to #76 - nomora ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't think there was a single thing in it that doesn't take one's heart and smashes it. Makes me depressed just thinking back on it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
I just... man, I never thought that a fictional character would be able to utterly destroy my emotions like that.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Michiru smash
User avatar #89 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It's sad because I feel like I'm cheating the character when I do a different route. Like when I started Michiru's I kept thinking, "well, Amane's only hope was Yuuji and now I'm shutting her out, what the hell's gonna happen to her?". As long as I can get over that with Michiru and Yumiko it should be alright though. It's kinda funny, the first time Yuuji met Yumiko I instantly thought, "I'm gonna dominate the hell out of this pyscho's route"
User avatar #90 to #89 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Amane turns out perfectly fine in Yumiko's, she shows up temporarily in the bad end, and she's working at her family's restaurant again.
User avatar #91 to #90 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank god
User avatar #92 to #91 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Though she keeps up with the sexual harassment
User avatar #93 to #92 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Why am I not surprised... I don't think I would expect her to show up to do anything else to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #95 to #93 - nomora ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
So how'd it go?
#81 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Ahhhh, jesus. I thought the pain would get better, it just gets worse
User avatar #82 to #81 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
So I take it that means you did good end?
#83 to #82 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did. I mean it's the "good" end of course... but still...
User avatar #85 to #83 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Plus, ya gotta admit that very end scene was pretty cute.
User avatar #86 to #85 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It was, it really really was. And I guess that's what got me the most, contrasting it with the bad end and all. To be perfectly honest, I think the good end has had a more profound impact on me BECAUSE I did the bad end first.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Well at least both of Yumiko's endings aren't as strong as Michiru's. Quite possibly one of the happiest good ends in the VN.
User avatar #87 to #84 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
I look forward to it, but until then i'm going to have to reach an emotional state of being where my heart doesn't sink into my shoes each time I see Michiru's name.
User avatar #88 to #87 - nomora ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Well luckily for you, Michiru doesn't show up that much in Yumiko's.
User avatar #79 to #78 - nomora ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought the same before doing hers too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - nomora ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
So did it?
User avatar #69 to #68 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
My computer started spazzing out on me last night and I couldn't play it. Just got it back but I have to transfer everything back onto it. I'll get to it tomorrow.
User avatar #70 to #69 - nomora ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that sucks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
It does, the counter says 5 hours left until it's done... all the updates, microsoft office in it's entirety, and pretty much everything but the bare bones software was wiped when they defaulted it back to factory specs.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nomora ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Pray that your Grisaia save data was backed up then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
I made sure it was, I have delegated folder in my external HD for VN's. No way I would let them wipe it without having absolutely EVERYTHING on backup.
User avatar #74 to #73 - nomora ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
That's good to hear. No effort down the drain.
User avatar #67 to #66 - nomora ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Big time.
User avatar #60 to #58 - nomora ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Probably the one who's ending was best executed.
User avatar #32 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Still on Amane's route?
User avatar #34 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't end... it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going...
User avatar #35 to #34 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Heh. This is why I say it's best to do Amane last to people who ask for the order. It just goes on, and on, and on, and on yeah.

All ********** aside, it took me over 24 hours to do her whole route, and I'm a fast reader.
User avatar #36 to #35 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I can see why, I'd rather save the best for last though.

It's just sooooo much talking and reading. The way Yuuji talks too... it takes him literal hours to get a single idea across, and sometimes it doesn't even do anything for the story. It's kinda like "so after several hours of trying to find sourdough bread in town, I came to the conclusion that dogs CAN be brown sometimes," and we never hear about it again.

That being said, I really like the detail work and story building, there isn't really any stone left unturned.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Have you even reached her past yet?
User avatar #38 to #37 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I literally just got to it. Haven't really delved to deep into it yet, if at all though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you have just boarded Mr Bones Wild Ride.
User avatar #40 to #39 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I look forward to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Not only is reading it all suffering for the reader, it's suffering for the girls in that part because of what they go through.
User avatar #42 to #41 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
This sounds like it's going to be a very... interesting part of the story.
User avatar #43 to #42 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
It is. If you can stand it being even slower than the leadup to it
User avatar #44 to #43 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I tend to speed read a lot of it, but either way it shouldn't be a problem. I've gotten used to recognizing and ignoring the filler that doesn't contribute much to the actual story.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nomora ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you may as well just read the character intros in it, then skip straight to around day 12 of it.

Also, just so ya know, all of her route before her past is only 5 scenes. Each day in her past is a scene, so that's about 16 scenes you'd have to go through
User avatar #47 to #46 - nomora ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
So did you get past it yet?
User avatar #48 to #47 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
No... I had a final today that I was studying for pretty hard. I'm going to spend tonight and tomorrow playing through it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - nomora ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Just gotta hate studyin', don't you?

Have fun staying sane. Just like the girls involved in the accident will.
User avatar #50 to #49 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than read another calculus text book, but I'm in a spot where the decision isn't really my own.

And holy epic foreshadowing, batman. I look forward to it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - nomora ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
It's amazing how far their sanity, and condition in general, degrades in just a 2 week period.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh god... and the plot thickens. I was gonna wait a bit, but I think I'll start playing now.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nomora ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Team captain a **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you weren't kidding about how long this thing is.
User avatar #28 - nomora ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
How's Grisaia been?
User avatar #29 to #28 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
I played a little bit of it (which so far I've been really into), but I've been having problems with Parallels so I'm going to drive home this weekend and get my PC. Other than that, I found the slower pace surprisingly... calming.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nomora ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Hope it works out for ya.

Yeah, it is pretty calming, even with the hectic stupidity of Makina and Michiru.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DmOnZ (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's perfect for a lazy Saturday afternoon/evening. I just got my PC, so I hope to play some more soon.
#24 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
the story of your man, i ****** lost it at squirrel with poket knife nub that was great keep up the good work man
#25 to #24 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
#26 to #25 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
whether its fake or not is irrelevant, the fact i hard a good laugh is whats important

i dont have a relevant pic so enjoy a random one.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Once again, thank you.
User avatar #20 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
my friend request is like forced rape..
User avatar #21 to #20 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
It is. You resist it at first, but then you just kinda accept it's happening and let it slide.
User avatar #22 to #21 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
yes you get my joke :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
Exactamundo
User avatar #16 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
I may be a moron for asking, but what do you mean in this post?
www.funnyjunk.com/Anon+Goes+Goes+To+Target/funny-pictures/5005272/6#6
User avatar #17 to #16 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
Burning rubber, as in, he faps so hard he creates a similar effect to a car burning rubber with a condom.
User avatar #18 to #17 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #19 to #18 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
No problem
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User avatar #12 to #9 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Okay strange hairy man who I just met, I believe you.
#8 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
User avatar #10 to #8 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
wh... what? But I don't know any spells...
#13 to #10 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Which makes everything easier for me.
Which makes everything easier for me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah.... well... umm... I won't stop you then?
#15 to #14 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
User avatar #7 - reallynotdashie (02/24/2013) [-]
yer a wizard m8.
User avatar #11 to #7 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Do I need to get the pointy hat and **** by myself? I never got the, "how to be a wizard" package...
User avatar #2 - amissingmouse (11/04/2012) [-]
Hallo there
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