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DingoJ

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/26/2010
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#20 - oh you know~ the one i lick once you fall asleep right  [+] (12 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Shuff's Parkerizing Mini-G 0
User avatar #21 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
that explains why my hand is wet at morning time
User avatar #22 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
but does it explain why your butthole is always so sore yes actually, yes it does
User avatar #23 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
youre scary
#24 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
youre cute~
User avatar #25 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
you, me, the bed, tonight...

be there
#26 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
but im shy~~~~~
once you fall asleep i will violate you eternally
User avatar #27 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
well, will you come if i play that i sleep?
User avatar #28 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
im like santa claus, i know when youre awake
but unlike santa claus instead of presents i leave behind sore buttholes
User avatar #29 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
but dingo, i dont sleep that much... how do you get time for this shit?
User avatar #30 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
patience, my young one, the key is patience
also i dont have a life
User avatar #31 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
but like... i sleep from 2-6 hours at max for a night...

is that nuff time?
User avatar #32 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
more than enough time bby~
#5 - just a wallet and some keys, and with this enormous map pack i… 09/09/2013 on did he died? 0
#18 - because ive seen you masturbate youre good  [+] (14 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Shuff's Parkerizing Mini-G +1
User avatar #19 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
what hand do i use?

gonna have to check you for real
User avatar #20 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
oh you know~ the one i lick once you fall asleep right
User avatar #21 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
that explains why my hand is wet at morning time
User avatar #22 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
but does it explain why your butthole is always so sore yes actually, yes it does
User avatar #23 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
youre scary
#24 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
youre cute~
User avatar #25 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
you, me, the bed, tonight...

be there
#26 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
but im shy~~~~~
once you fall asleep i will violate you eternally
User avatar #27 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
well, will you come if i play that i sleep?
User avatar #28 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
im like santa claus, i know when youre awake
but unlike santa claus instead of presents i leave behind sore buttholes
User avatar #29 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
but dingo, i dont sleep that much... how do you get time for this shit?
User avatar #30 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
patience, my young one, the key is patience
also i dont have a life
User avatar #31 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
but like... i sleep from 2-6 hours at max for a night...

is that nuff time?
User avatar #32 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
more than enough time bby~
#16 - maybe theyre bored? who are we to judge? or maybe i should sta…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Shuff's Parkerizing Mini-G 0
User avatar #17 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
i never said i watched porn

how do you know this?
User avatar #18 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
because ive seen you masturbate
youre good
User avatar #19 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
what hand do i use?

gonna have to check you for real
User avatar #20 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
oh you know~ the one i lick once you fall asleep right
User avatar #21 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
that explains why my hand is wet at morning time
User avatar #22 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
but does it explain why your butthole is always so sore yes actually, yes it does
User avatar #23 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
youre scary
#24 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
youre cute~
User avatar #25 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
you, me, the bed, tonight...

be there
#26 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
but im shy~~~~~
once you fall asleep i will violate you eternally
User avatar #27 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
well, will you come if i play that i sleep?
User avatar #28 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
im like santa claus, i know when youre awake
but unlike santa claus instead of presents i leave behind sore buttholes
User avatar #29 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
but dingo, i dont sleep that much... how do you get time for this shit?
User avatar #30 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
patience, my young one, the key is patience
also i dont have a life
User avatar #31 - burningdash (09/09/2013) [-]
but like... i sleep from 2-6 hours at max for a night...

is that nuff time?
User avatar #32 - DingoJ (09/09/2013) [-]
more than enough time bby~
#25 - this is the best thing on the internet 09/09/2013 on THE EXPRESSIONLESS +4
#128 - all dis rage 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it 0
#370 - wish me a happy birthday, admin? :3  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... -3
User avatar #380 - captchaftwblaa (09/07/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#212 - not on your life, bushman but have a young stalin as recompense 09/06/2013 on Neat. -2
#204 - sorry he couldnt hang around to see this post i shall sin…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Neat. +16
#215 - TimUsher (09/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #213 - thegrimpoe (09/06/2013) [-]
can someone up this post so i can thumb this punny bastard
User avatar #211 - aussieftw (09/06/2013) [-]
Hang your head in shame...
#212 - DingoJ (09/06/2013) [-]
not on your life, bushman but have a young stalin as recompense
#360 - **DingoJ rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at D… 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#25 - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I didnt have any friends  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Annoying Childhood Friend Comp +28
#153 - konradkurze (08/26/2013) [-]
< DingoJ is a nutshell?
#118 - of the drawing? or where it's from? i just got the drawing fro… 08/26/2013 on Judging Books By Their Covers 0
#78 - the man looks like corvo you know, when hes not wearing his mask  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Judging Books By Their Covers +9
User avatar #119 - theincrediblemrk (08/28/2013) [-]
I just like the drawing.
#109 - killerass (08/25/2013) [-]
a nice person would give the sauce..
User avatar #118 - DingoJ (08/26/2013) [-]
of the drawing? or where it's from? i just got the drawing from google images. the game it's grom is dishonored. it's a good game if a little short depending on how you play it. if you rush through it guns blazing itll take you a few hours to complete, if you take the time to ghost through it and actually think about what you do (even a nonlethal walkthrough) it can take a considerably longer time
#162 - yes thank you, i love it long time 08/23/2013 on Random Moments 0
#5 - actually having a little luck play in that can either make or …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Random Moments -7
#89 - Ken M (08/22/2013) [-]
random crits are more likely if you've been playing well recently.
so it makes the good better.
#3 - the classes are completely balanced, though some combinations …  [+] (19 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Random Moments +40
#158 - Ken M (08/22/2013) [-]
I can't believe you aren't kidding. No, the classes aren't all perfectly balanced, open your fucking eyes. For example, the Pyro's flamethrower has less than 5 times the DPS compared to the Heavy's minigun, it also has less DPS compared to almost every other non-melee weapon in the game. Justify that.
User avatar #169 - terowrath (08/28/2013) [-]
Well, his minigun has a far as hell range and moves pretty quick.
User avatar #151 - tehubernation (08/22/2013) [-]
Except for the Mini-sentry.
User avatar #75 - wliia (08/22/2013) [-]
Which is exactly why you always see 2 pyros 2 engis a spy and a heavy in competitive 6v6?
#111 - endospore (08/22/2013) [-]
Competitive play is enitrely different. You also don't ever see anything but the base weapons in competitive play, but there are some unlockables clearly better than the base weapons. Tf2 was designed completely for casual play with no competitive scene in mind.
#48 - kampi (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey bro, long time no see!
Still having a use of the avatar, I see?
User avatar #162 - DingoJ (08/23/2013) [-]
yes thank you, i love it long time
User avatar #28 - fireemblemrox (08/22/2013) [-]
I think the pyro's a bit on the weak side. :c
User avatar #33 - Hreidmar (08/22/2013) [-]
It really depends on the situation. In midfights pyros aren't that great and generally our team's (I play highlander competitive) pyro stays near me and whoever I'm healing, just to deter jumpers and scouts/spies. However, in areas which aren't too open, pyros can be scary. The Axtinguisher is a REALLY nasty surprise when you walk around a corner. Also, Soldiers and demos can be unpleasantly surprised by a good pyro.
User avatar #12 - TheAdolfHitler (08/22/2013) [-]
I disagree.

I personally think the heavy is really overpowered.

When I play as him, it does not take me much effort to capture control points or get a high amount of kills.
#19 - davidteninch (08/22/2013) [-]
Go against a good solly, he'll just keep popping around corners, draining your health until you die.

It's even worse if I have the Black Box, then you're fucked.
#15 - Ken M (08/22/2013) [-]
You must play on servers where there are no good spies or snipers. Heavies die in seconds if someone knows what they're doing.
User avatar #21 - Zeigh (08/22/2013) [-]
Even after a few minutes of playing you should realize that heavies are just big billboards.
Especially if you get the drop on them.
User avatar #31 - gorillaztwentyfour (08/22/2013) [-]
agreed, they're bullet magnets on servers with experienced players.
#115 - rdobet (08/22/2013) [-]
Basically the heavy's entire purpose is to just be a bullet magnet. Without a medic he's mostly just there to be a tank. With a medic he's basically a walking target unless the map's really narrow.
#4 - Ken M (08/21/2013) [-]
Exactly, the only unbalanced part of TF2 are random crits. I hate them so very much..
User avatar #9 - SirSheepy (08/22/2013) [-]
There are plenty of no random crit servers.
User avatar #5 - DingoJ (08/21/2013) [-]
actually having a little luck play in that can either make or break your life is fun in my opinion, makes sure to keep some extra balance in there too
#89 - Ken M (08/22/2013) [-]
random crits are more likely if you've been playing well recently.
so it makes the good better.
#15 - this was always my favorite pokemon theme :3 08/21/2013 on New pokemon theme song 0
#102 - it's something i say when receiving a compliment or when i hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Incoming DAW 0
#103 - solargodhelios (08/22/2013) [-]
ooooh, would've just said so, although i don't exactly see how i complimented you
#100 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Incoming DAW 0
#101 - solargodhelios (08/20/2013) [-]
i was just wondering about what "<3 s-senpai" meant, that's all
User avatar #102 - DingoJ (08/21/2013) [-]
it's something i say when receiving a compliment or when i have nothing else to say
#103 - solargodhelios (08/22/2013) [-]
ooooh, would've just said so, although i don't exactly see how i complimented you
#7 - Picture 08/19/2013 on I really miss this meme... +6
#98 - <3 s-senpai  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Incoming DAW 0
#99 - solargodhelios (08/19/2013) [-]
...wut?
#100 - DingoJ (08/20/2013) [-]
#101 - solargodhelios (08/20/2013) [-]
i was just wondering about what "<3 s-senpai" meant, that's all
User avatar #102 - DingoJ (08/21/2013) [-]
it's something i say when receiving a compliment or when i have nothing else to say
#103 - solargodhelios (08/22/2013) [-]
ooooh, would've just said so, although i don't exactly see how i complimented you
#14 - SHHHHHHH LET ME STROKE AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR NAME 08/18/2013 on Awesome job titles +1
#6 - I wish my last name was dahl  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Awesome job titles +5
User avatar #13 - nativninja (08/18/2013) [-]
my last name is Dahlgren... not that you care...
User avatar #14 - DingoJ (08/18/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHH LET ME STROKE AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR NAME
#11 - avarius (08/18/2013) [-]
for a moment, I thought this is exactly the same weapon that the True Vault Hunter gave me just a few hours ago, well not exactly..
RIP Michael
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/18/2013) [-]
I need practicality. I need reliability. I need Dahl!
#96 - it's okay I FEEL THE SAME WAY LOOKING BACK AND READING THIS NOW  [+] (7 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Incoming DAW 0
#97 - solargodhelios (08/18/2013) [-]
it's ok dude, everyone escapes reality in their own way, some go too far and are cruelly yanked back by reality
User avatar #98 - DingoJ (08/19/2013) [-]
<3 s-senpai
#99 - solargodhelios (08/19/2013) [-]
...wut?
#100 - DingoJ (08/20/2013) [-]
#101 - solargodhelios (08/20/2013) [-]
i was just wondering about what "<3 s-senpai" meant, that's all
User avatar #102 - DingoJ (08/21/2013) [-]
it's something i say when receiving a compliment or when i have nothing else to say
#103 - solargodhelios (08/22/2013) [-]
ooooh, would've just said so, although i don't exactly see how i complimented you
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#316 - sovietllama (05/24/2013) [-]
Sup dude, any progress on that book of yours?
User avatar #317 to #316 - DingoJ (05/24/2013) [-]
been busy, trying to get into game art and design for college, good news is i'm in, bad news is my comp failed (thanks obama) but when i get back i was thinking of writing eli's origin story, you know going through his quest to train all over acquiring different skills from different places, unless you'd rather i start over with a complete redesign from where i was, since ive improved since then, it's all up to my only fan XD
User avatar #318 to #317 - sovietllama (07/23/2013) [-]
I want you to do your thing....because whatever you're doing, you're doing it right.
User avatar #319 to #318 - DingoJ (07/23/2013) [-]
i might get back into it soon then, lately ive been busy going to college for game art and design but as i get into the groove of things i'll definitely get back into it
User avatar #300 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
when i googled my name in images you poped up
you look alot like MCP
are you MCP?
User avatar #301 to #300 - DingoJ (01/20/2013) [-]
i...erm...who?
#302 to #301 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
mr creepy pasta
he has a sexy voice
(the one ******* photo i have of him FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
User avatar #315 to #314 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
fig
User avatar #303 to #302 - DingoJ (01/20/2013) [-]
what pic did you find of me that looks like him?
User avatar #306 to #305 - DingoJ (01/20/2013) [-]
ah...anime expo...sadly, no i am not this MCP you're looking for, but i have been compared to people before. and one person said i sound like cry, but i am far from legitimate
User avatar #307 to #306 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
when MCP showed half his face
he was at a convention
...
look him up he sounds sexy as ****
User avatar #308 to #307 - DingoJ (01/20/2013) [-]
i shall later on, thank you
User avatar #309 to #308 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
do it at night
he he he
User avatar #311 to #309 - DingoJ (01/20/2013) [-]
your friendly genial laugh encourages me to, since there are no negative vibes emitting from you
User avatar #312 to #311 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
he teamed up with cry to record a creepy pasta
... THATS HOW SEXY HIS VOICE IS
User avatar #313 to #312 - DingoJ (01/20/2013) [-]
lovely
User avatar #296 - phanact (12/07/2012) [-]
why are you afraid to post ponies around me?
#287 - cjsixtyseven (09/16/2012) [-]
so i heard derpy
#288 to #287 - DingoJ (09/16/2012) [-]
we all do
#289 to #288 - cjsixtyseven (09/16/2012) [-]
indeed
indeed
#290 to #289 - DingoJ (09/16/2012) [-]
**DingoJ rolls 16**
#284 - badpeacedk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #285 to #284 - DingoJ (06/05/2012) [-]
meh i dont come here for the points i come here to laugh, thanks a lot though
#286 to #285 - badpeacedk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#282 - deathlordgusta (05/28/2012) [-]
here you go
#283 to #282 - DingoJ (05/28/2012) [-]
thank you!
#170 - Ken M (05/23/2012) [-]
******

that is all
User avatar #243 to #170 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
k thanks
#169 - unholyalchemist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #242 to #169 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
i dont know man it's in my bloodstream, like dem chicken bits
User avatar #241 to #168 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
ye?
User avatar #167 - failtolawl (05/23/2012) [-]
you are a ******
User avatar #166 - kilonoa (05/23/2012) [-]
Yo mah ***** !
User avatar #240 to #166 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
eyyyyy mah *****
#165 - kingwadesky (05/23/2012) [-]
and you're also a ******
User avatar #239 to #165 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
damn thats some deep **** right there
#164 - mrvegeta (05/23/2012) [-]
You are a ****** .
User avatar #238 to #164 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
actually i love you guys, this made my day, and i was having a pretty ****** day, thank you funnyjunk
#163 - theiceking (05/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #237 to #163 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
where?!
#162 - TheCowGoesMoo (05/23/2012) [-]
Good heavens, just look at the time.
User avatar #236 to #162 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
**** im late for stealing bikes!
#161 - stlassassinfhc (05/23/2012) [-]
Damn you, ******* ****** !
User avatar #235 to #161 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
love you too <3
#160 - illegit (05/23/2012) [-]
youst the ******
User avatar #234 to #160 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
yes, yes i am
User avatar #159 - sonicshero (05/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #233 to #159 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #158 - sovietllama (05/23/2012) [-]
Can i buy some of dat crack, ***** ?
User avatar #232 to #158 - DingoJ (05/23/2012) [-]
only crack you gon get is yo buttcrack split bend over *****
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