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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo Reach, Halo 3, Uncharted 3, tons of others
X-box Gamertag: Dima110
PS3 Gamertag: Dimag11-
Interests: Soccer, snowboarding, movies, video games
Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:5/27/2012
Location:Earth
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Name is Dima, I live in Washington. I used to go on here a lot until I got a life sooooo if you're bored look at my old pics if you want a quick laugh :) I may start uploading again more soon.
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#17 - Yes, because everyone knows that boobs are filled with air. 05/18/2012 on Unsinkable +1
#1 - Well I mean she's probably like 12 years old... 05/17/2012 on :D +2
#1186 - **Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #4512572 at … 05/12/2012 on Your new girlfriend 0
#1183 - **Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #4409770 at … 05/12/2012 on Your new girlfriend 0
#241 - I see that nobody watches Arrested Development so they didn't …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Epic sign is epic +6
#278 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
Arrested Development is the best! If I could spend a whole day watching that, Futurama and Workaholics I could die happy the next day. :D
#284 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
Those are all great shows, but I don't think I'd be comfortable with dying after wasting a day watching them, xD
#1674 - Awww yeah Mew :) 04/22/2012 on Pokemon Thread 0
#1671 - **Dima rolls 151**  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on Pokemon Thread 0
User avatar #1674 - Dima (04/22/2012) [-]
Awww yeah Mew :)
#177 - Shawty had dem apple-bottom jeans...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2012 on dat ass +76
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#16 - Is that Jack Black at the front in the 3rd panel..? 04/09/2012 on hapey aestur -1
#3701696 - Am I the only person alive who thinks that grown men watching …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/05/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
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#3701791 - influential (04/05/2012) [-]
"To each his own cup of tea. Blueberries."
#3701774 - zombiekillermike (04/05/2012) [-]
you seem upset.
#3701763 - truedevilslicer (04/05/2012) [-]
Think what you will, but realize that this won't end until the show does.
User avatar #3701757 - mrsexsymbol (04/05/2012) [-]
Blow me.
#3701746 - Funnaycrap (04/05/2012) [-]
Not like I've heard this opinion in the same way twenty times.
User avatar #3701742 - azii (04/05/2012) [-]
TL;DR

*hugs*
User avatar #3701734 - leonhardt (04/05/2012) [-]
Yes. You are one of a kind. Alone forever in the world.
#3701733 - KittyLoverr (04/05/2012) [-]
It's been around for well over a year, I'm not stopping any time soon.

It's an amazing show, and quite frankly, it isn't gay.

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User avatar #223 - Sunset ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Funny, I was on your profile just yesterday...
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User avatar #224 to #223 - Dima (02/08/2012) [-]
O_O and why's that?
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User avatar #225 to #224 - Sunset ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
I dunno, I saw one of your comments on some old content that I had faved.
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User avatar #226 to #225 - Dima (02/08/2012) [-]
Ah. I see. Which content?
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User avatar #227 to #226 - Sunset ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Can't remember... ._.
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User avatar #228 to #227 - Dima (02/08/2012) [-]
:C well there goes my day...
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User avatar #229 to #228 - Sunset ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Sorry, haha.
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User avatar #230 to #229 - Dima (02/08/2012) [-]
It's cool mang.
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User avatar #231 to #230 - Sunset ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Thanks for the add, btw.
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User avatar #232 to #231 - Dima (02/08/2012) [-]
Anytime. And if you ever want to meet up and hang out or whatever that's cool. Maybe do it a little, I dunno. And it wouldn't be weird either; I mean we're just a couple of dudes. Being dudes. Duden' it up, y'know? Y'know what I mean? Know what I mean Sunset? Sunsetorinoooo?
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User avatar #233 to #232 - Sunset ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
XD
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User avatar #234 to #233 - Dima (02/08/2012) [-]
:)
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#221 - Dima (02/07/2012) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #1798639 at FJ Pony Thread **

If ponies I kill myself.
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User avatar #222 to #221 - Dima (02/07/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah, Doctor Who :D!
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User avatar #219 - Dima (01/03/2012) [-]
shitty site we should ignore
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User avatar #218 - Dima (01/03/2012) [-]
moot
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User avatar #217 - Dima (12/19/2011) [-]
**Dima rolls 90**

Dubs and I text her :O
Singles I never text her again.
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#208 - Dima (12/09/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #284 at Shit Your Pants **
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#209 to #208 - Dima (12/09/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Pocket monsters **
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#210 to #209 - Dima (12/09/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #848542 at FJ Pony Thread **
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#211 to #210 - Dima (12/09/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #672584 at FJ Pony Thread **
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#212 to #211 - Dima (12/09/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Seriously? **
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#205 - Dima (11/22/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image**

Ponies and I delete my account forever.
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#191 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image**

My Halloween costume.
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#192 to #191 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image** I'ma just roll random things.
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I'ma just roll random things.
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#193 to #192 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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I FUCKING HATE PONIES. I FUCKING HATE THEM. THIS NEXT IMAGE IS WHAT KILLS PONIES.
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#194 to #193 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S SCARY!!!!!!! FUCK THE PONIES, THIS IMAGE KILLS THAT THING!!!!
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#195 to #194 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image**

Thanks, Fuck Yeah guy!!!!! Uh oh, someone's trying to kill you!!!!! And it's this picture!!!!
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#196 to #195 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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Not too hard to kill, FY guy. This next image is what you use to fight him!
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#197 to #196 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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Well, you got a blind mofo to help you fight, FY guy. If the image is a real thing you die, if it's a cartoon, you live!
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#198 to #197 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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HOLY SHIT IT'S A CARTOON, SO YOU LIVE, FY GUY, BUT I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY RETARDED GAY FUCKING Richard SimmonsGOT LITTLE PONY!!!!!! THIS NEXT IMAGE IS WHAT WE USE TO FIGHT THOSE MOTHER FUCKING NIGGLETS!
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#199 to #198 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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SHIT!!!!!!! OUR REINFORCEMENTS HAVE GIVEN UP ON US, FY GUY!!!!!! THIS IMAGE IS WAHT THE Richard SimmonsGOT PONIES ARE ATTACKING US WITH!!!!!!
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#200 to #199 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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So they have a confused E.T. looking guy. We can take 'em! This picture decides if we live! Cartoon live, real life, die!
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#201 to #200 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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SHIT!!!!!! IT'S BOTH!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT, NOW WE GOTTA FUCKING RUN. THE NEXT IMAGE IS WHERE WE STAY!
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#202 to #201 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGG SHITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

WE'VE ENTERED THE RETARDED FUCKING GAY ASS PONY LAND!!!!!!! WHAT DO WE DO?!!?!?!?
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#203 to #202 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image**

Oh. My. God. Your smoothness managed to make us get out alive!!!!! Next image is what we encounter next, hopefully it's friend not foe!
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#213 to #203 - Dima (12/19/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at FUCKIN DUCKFACE! **

SHIT, FUCK YEAH GUY!!!!!!!!! IT'S A NIGGER! THIS NEXT IMAGE WILL BE OUR MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION TO ESCAPE THIS FUCKED UP PONY NIGGER LAND!
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#214 to #213 - Dima (12/19/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #311 at New Earth Like Planet discovered **

And so we ride this mysterious face and escape from this hell. Fuck yeah, Fuck Yeah Guy. We win. Let's nuke those ponies. This image is our ordnance.
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#215 to #214 - Dima (12/19/2011) [-]
**Dima rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at oh will ferrell **

Fuck yeah. We nuked the ponies with a whole 'nother planet. Problem is, it destroyed our planet too.. Alright, Fuck Yeah Guy, this next image is where we fly off to and live for the rest of our lives.
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User avatar #216 to #215 - Dima (12/19/2011) [-]
Fuck.
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User avatar #189 - SgtObvious (11/03/2011) [-]
Lol I just realized you were still on FJ. I still remember when your avatar was a spinning chicken and we met on omegle.
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User avatar #190 to #189 - Dima (11/03/2011) [-]
LOL def remember that. And it was a spinning parakeet lol
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#188 - Dima (10/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #187 - Dima (10/28/2011) [-]
*roll image*

My Halloween costume.
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#166 - bobJML (09/22/2011) [-]
Sup?
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#167 to #166 - Dima (09/22/2011) [-]
Watching Doctor Who! You?
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#168 to #167 - bobJML (09/22/2011) [-]
Drawing stuff for Fine Arts Survey class.

I've always wanted to watch that show, but haven't gotten to yet. A friend of mine suggested I started watching it at the 11th Doctor. Thoughts?
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#169 to #168 - Dima (09/22/2011) [-]
Helllllllll no. Start watching on the 9th Doctor, then the 10th, then the 11th. I dunno what your friend was thinking. But I highly recommend it. It's super addicting and amazing. Probably my favorite show right now.
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#170 to #169 - bobJML (09/22/2011) [-]
Thanks, will do.
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#171 to #170 - Dima (09/22/2011) [-]
You better.
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#172 to #171 - bobJML (09/23/2011) [-]
Don't worry, I won't.
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#173 to #172 - Dima (09/23/2011) [-]
Don't make me come over there...
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#175 to #174 - Dima (09/24/2011) [-]
I'm not. And frankly, I'm offended that you're even using that .gif without knowing the context. That was an excellent episode. Watch the show. :)
I'm not. And frankly, I'm offended that you're even using that .gif without knowing the context. That was an excellent episode. Watch the show. :)
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#176 to #175 - bobJML (09/25/2011) [-]
I'M GOING TO KEEP USING THEM AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
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#177 to #176 - Dima (09/25/2011) [-]
Won't have to. The fact that it's the best show evar is just gonna reel you in on its own :)
Won't have to. The fact that it's the best show evar is just gonna reel you in on its own :)
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#179 to #178 - Dima (09/26/2011) [-]
You should have. It's the best show to grace this Earth. I'll leave you be so you can watch.
You should have. It's the best show to grace this Earth. I'll leave you be so you can watch.
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#180 to #179 - bobJML (09/26/2011) [-]
I watched the first two episodes from the 9th Doctor earlier.

I liked it.
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#181 to #180 - Dima (09/26/2011) [-]
Well. Let's pretend the first 5 from the 9th Doctor don't exist. Episode 6 is when the series gets good, and every episode after that is just JIYP good. So burn through those ones and then your life will change for the better.
Well. Let's pretend the first 5 from the 9th Doctor don't exist. Episode 6 is when the series gets good, and every episode after that is just JIYP good. So burn through those ones and then your life will change for the better.
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#184 to #183 - bobJML (09/26/2011) [-]
I don't even understand WHAT the fuck you just said.
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#185 to #184 - Dima (09/26/2011) [-]
I said... The first 5 episodes of the 9th Doctor are mediocre and then after the first 5 things get really good...
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User avatar #165 - Dima (09/17/2011) [-]
**Dima {rolls a billion}**

*me {action}*
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**Dima rolled user PenguinArmy**
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User avatar #159 - Dima (09/08/2011) [-]
**Dima rolls 43** Dubz?
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User avatar #160 to #159 - Dima (09/08/2011) [-]
oh...

*roll 2* Dubs :)?
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User avatar #161 to #160 - Dima (09/08/2011) [-]
**Dima rolls 80**

Wow I fail. Dubs and I text her <3 singles and I never talk to her again unless she tries to talk to me.
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User avatar #162 to #161 - Dima (09/10/2011) [-]
**Dima rolls 93**

Broke it... didn't work. Forgot about it. Same stakes.
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#174 - bobJML (06/12/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
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User avatar #175 to #174 - Dima (06/12/2011) [-]
Not much man! Just chilling, watching a movie. Yourself?
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#176 to #175 - bobJML (06/12/2011) [-]
I to am watching a movie, which one?
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User avatar #177 to #176 - Dima (06/12/2011) [-]
Pulp Fiction. Lol you?
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User avatar #178 to #177 - bobJML (06/12/2011) [-]
Pirates of the Caribbean.
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User avatar #179 to #178 - Dima (06/12/2011) [-]
Lol sweeet.
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User avatar #167 - KisukeUrahara (02/04/2011) [-]
Hey man, loved the sarcasm post. I'm new to Photoshop, and the simple stuff you had on your post actually helped. ^_^ Just a quick question though, which filters DID you use? I liked the effect, and was thinking of editing a photo my friend took. ;P And also, if you've edited enough, which filters mix well together?

Cheers! -Kisuke

P.S. I tried to send this in an inbox, but it kept failing the request. -.- Btw, I have CS4.
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User avatar #168 to #167 - Dima (02/04/2011) [-]
Gah I dunno which filters I used... I kinda just spammed the ones under the "artistic" menu... Didn't save the image :\ sorry.

I can't give you advice on what mixes together (although I've been using photoshop regularly for years)... But I can say that you should just mess around until you find something you like :)
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User avatar #169 to #168 - KisukeUrahara (02/04/2011) [-]
Alright, no problem. How do you add text to a picture in Photoshop? That's the other thing that's always stumped me, since I've never used Photoshop. I've always used MS Paint, :S and was thinking of making a comic. ._.
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User avatar #170 to #169 - Dima (02/04/2011) [-]
On the little side bar to the left there's a "T". Click that and then click the image to add text.
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User avatar #171 to #170 - KisukeUrahara (02/04/2011) [-]
Oh god, I'm retarded. Thanks man. >_<
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User avatar #172 to #171 - Dima (02/04/2011) [-]
Happy to help :)
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User avatar #165 - aywo (02/03/2011) [-]
Where do u come from?
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User avatar #166 to #165 - Dima (02/03/2011) [-]
Uh Seattl?
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