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Devourer

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:4/20/2015
Location:Holland
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"No pun intended" - "but there was no pun" - *trollface*

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#32 - Misa Amane.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Anon Tries Roleplaying +1
User avatar #46 - paradoxofnight (04/06/2015) [-]
Righ . That was it, thanks.
#54 - Couldn't find the word for funeral home, as English isn't my f…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on So, did I miss anything? +1
User avatar #55 - travishein (04/06/2015) [-]
Okay. You are right. It TOTALLY happened exactly as it was stated. Lulz! Lmao! That guy was a legend even in death! What a total bro!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go protest vaccinations because they cause autism...
#51 - except, you know, the hearse is also responsible for bringing …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2015 on So, did I miss anything? +1
User avatar #53 - travishein (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how many funerals you've been to, but they are rarely, if ever held in an actual church. They are typically held at the funeral home chapel, where the body is prepared in the first place. Do you honestly think a funeral home would risk getting that kind of bad publicity? By trying to schedule so tightly? "Hey guys, we have a funeral here at 1, so let's make sure we leave (insert whatever magical place stores bodies in your world) at 12:30 and take the most traveled, prone to traffic route we can. No way that will interfere with the service." Doesn't happen. Just because you want to believe the "I am legend" stories on the internet, it doesn't make them true.
User avatar #60 - trolljunkusa (04/06/2015) [-]
Every funeral I've ever been too in my entire life has been in a church. Not all funerals are the same, different religious beliefs, and different social statuses are going to have different funerals.
User avatar #54 - Devourer (04/06/2015) [-]
Couldn't find the word for funeral home, as English isn't my first language.

Now with that out of the way, A LOT of funerals still happen in church, so i did see this happen a few times. (at least, in eastern Europe and other catholic countries, they tend to want a funeral in church.)
so just a reminder: there's something out there, besides the "civilised world in the west"
(and I'm glad to be part of the civ west by now, but I've lived in east eu for long enough to have seen my share.)
User avatar #55 - travishein (04/06/2015) [-]
Okay. You are right. It TOTALLY happened exactly as it was stated. Lulz! Lmao! That guy was a legend even in death! What a total bro!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go protest vaccinations because they cause autism...
#15 - BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... Props on the name bitch ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Seems fair to me... +1
#16 - afaik (02/23/2015) [-]
Hah, thanks man. People never see it coming. Also, vice versa.
#12 - Shizoid, so that's nothing new here. However, it's the only on… 02/23/2015 on Seems fair to me... 0
#11 - there's always the difference between being a masochist in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Seems fair to me... +1
User avatar #28 - yunoavailable (02/24/2015) [-]
I would guess oral probably stems from Freudian stuff
#14 - afaik (02/23/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 - Devourer (02/23/2015) [-]
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....

Props on the name bitch ;)
#16 - afaik (02/23/2015) [-]
Hah, thanks man. People never see it coming. Also, vice versa.
#16 - and you beat me to it. good for you ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on best of +1
User avatar #17 - bigshanner (02/23/2015) [-]
lol sorry.
#15 - it's called "Gone with the Blastwave" 02/23/2015 on best of 0
#221 - STD's.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on a title +1
User avatar #223 - satansferret (02/22/2015) [-]
STIs
#18 - For those wondering, this is actually from the so-called -El R… 02/19/2015 on Cthulhu Larp Necronomicon +1
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