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Devourer

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Holland
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Highest Content Rank:#1340
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Content Views:13339
Times Content Favorited:496 times
Total Comments Made:348
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"No pun intended" - "but there was no pun" - *trollface*

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    Tetris explained. Tetris explained.

latest user's comments

#26 - Waking up to a blowjob would be the best way to wake up though… 06/01/2015 on What's That Sound 0
#61 - How I love it, how dense some of you are... I was mak… 05/20/2015 on Concerned anon -1
#32 - it can't spoil. something that nasty can only get better.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Concerned anon -10
#36 - lordraine (05/20/2015) [-]
Not only does olive oil spoil, it spoils incredibly quickly. It must be stored in a cool, dark place. It can be refrigerated or frozen to make it last longer, but even frozen, it will still go bad eventually, and it must be left to de-congeal before it can be used, since the cold hardens it up.

You don't understand the first fucking think about olive oil if you think it can't spoil. "It can't spoil, something that nasty can only get better?" What are you, twelve?
User avatar #61 - Devourer (05/20/2015) [-]
How I love it, how dense some of you are...

I was making a joke of me not liking olive oil, but no, everyone is fucking butthurt, because we must pretend to be "oh so cultural, and olive oil is top notch"...

Bullshit.
Different people, Different tastes. And yes, you can thumb me down all day. who cares.

Besides, just as cormy said, I've never, ever, seen any oil spoil.

And no, I don't understand a thing about olive oil, neither do I want to. Only smelling it makes me sick, so why would I bother with it. And still, explain. how the fuck can olive oil spoil? Scientifically, there isn't any reason it would.

And now I wonder why I even bother replying at all...
User avatar #56 - cormy (05/20/2015) [-]
I have never seen olive oil spoil and we barely use the one we have...
How fast is "incredibly quickly"?
#43 - isonig (05/20/2015) [-]
Way to go mega-internet on his joke. You should be called lordrainman.
#55 - midgettitwank (05/20/2015) [-]
christ that was genuinely a very good joke
User avatar #37 - helgheimftw (05/20/2015) [-]
So it's good in my fridge ?
#87 - the chich cosplaying her, or the actual MLP character? cause I… 05/18/2015 on Pretty epic cosplays 0
#26 - "according to north korean media" hahahahh…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Admin's Family is Amazing +6
#45 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
Do you doubt the glorious leader!? Have you gone mad!?
#74 - You're not sorry, best reaction I could have hoped for. 05/18/2015 on Hellsing Comp +1
#73 - try reverse image search, and find just one picture. proof eno…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Hellsing Comp 0
#75 - alphanet (05/18/2015) [-]
Fair enough my good sir. I was just making sure, because the cosplay looks good...too good. Well enough of that, and have a nice day.
#72 - yeah, could gave painted my hair, but there's a scene where al… 05/18/2015 on Hellsing Comp 0
#53 - How am I not in this comp? (and yep, that's me on the picture.)  [+] (9 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Hellsing Comp +1
#60 - darkangeloffire (05/17/2015) [-]
Fukken sweet bro
User avatar #57 - joedeltaco (05/17/2015) [-]
Ive always seen alucard as more of a rugged handsome craxy man instead of a fuckin smooth skin japapeƱo
User avatar #56 - samaramidnight (05/17/2015) [-]
Because you're a blondy, that's why
User avatar #72 - Devourer (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah, could gave painted my hair, but there's a scene where alucard has white hair anyway. so couldn't be arsed more, and I can't stand wigs.
or yeah, well, photoshop. but screw that.

and brown 's more like it, but hell. fair enough. I was too lazy to fix my hair for a 1 hour shoot.
#55 - alphanet (05/17/2015) [-]
prove it faggot
User avatar #73 - Devourer (05/18/2015) [-]
try reverse image search, and find just one picture. proof enough?

now kindly go screw yourself ;)
#75 - alphanet (05/18/2015) [-]
Fair enough my good sir. I was just making sure, because the cosplay looks good...too good. Well enough of that, and have a nice day.
#54 - menorin (05/17/2015) [-]
I couldn't resist. I'm sorry. love your cosplay
User avatar #74 - Devourer (05/18/2015) [-]
You're not sorry, best reaction I could have hoped for.
#58 - Tixati: Just use Deluge... VLC: just confirming MPC-H… 05/16/2015 on Useful free shit 0
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