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#117271 - I was just browsing far pass what I usually do and I came acro…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #117309 - lobselvith (09/12/2013) [-]
I wasn't butthurt at all. I was just saying that calling black people "colored" compared to white people having temporary skin color is a load of horse shit. I understand that the post was meant to be a joke, but to me, it was pretty much the equivalent of;

Black guy; Oh look, a white guy.
White guy; Oh look, a black guy.

I mean, come on. I just hate it when black people call white people out on unjustified racism when they've literally done nothing wrong. That's just how I see it from my perspective.
User avatar #117352 - DevDizzy (09/12/2013) [-]
Yea I see what you mean I guess if anyone was butthurt it was me after reading those comments but meh... I'm usually very lax on racism when it comes down to it I'll let people call me a nigga as long as they weren't being offensive and calling someone racist just for calling me black seems very out there for me.

User avatar #117274 - akkere (09/12/2013) [-]
There's a big problem where a lot of users here seem to have major double standards (which, ironically, a lot of them will no doubt complain about double standards from the other races/gender) in jokes about race, religion, and so on.

I keep seeing jokes about Christianity, for example, that get thumbed down to shit, but jokes about Islam are the exact opposite, and this is taking into perspective that they're both actually bad jokes in general. Same thing with stereotypes about Americans, thumbed down to shit followed by "everyone has stereotypes ((" and then a day later a joke about the French surrender stereotype gets top comment in another post.

Personally, I don't like stereotype jokes, I think they're overplayed, overdone, and just not funny anymore, and haven't been funny in like, years. But I also really hate the hypocrisy of the situation.
User avatar #117277 - freedomreturns (09/12/2013) [-]
Did you seriously say jokes about Americans get thumbed down a lot?
User avatar #117338 - akkere (09/12/2013) [-]
It goes both ways, technically. Yeah, I've seen quite a big share of annoying "FUCKING MURRICUNTS" bandwagons as well, but I didn't have much time to write that part in my comment.
But yeah, jokes about American stereotypes, primarily ones detailing them as obese, get thumbed down, usually when it happens, it's a thread full of "everyone has stereotypes, jeez" comments.
User avatar #117339 - freedomreturns (09/12/2013) [-]
So I imagined the tons of content saying exactly that, that have made it to the front page.
Where's the "English have bad teeth" content?
User avatar #117346 - akkere (09/12/2013) [-]
I haven't really noticed a lot of content focusing on the English (unless we count the u wot m8 shit, which isn't really negative, neither is any posts referencing tea), probably because there's quite a bit of English on here as well that probably that shit on lockdown, but there's definitely a shitload of "LOLOL FRENCH SURRENDER" shit that gets on and hits the top comments of a post.
User avatar #117347 - freedomreturns (09/12/2013) [-]
Oh no doubt, I'm tired of that too. They aren't even jokes anymore, they're just insults.
Like when Phanact said he had better English than 90% of Americans. That got to #4 on the frontpage.
And France was a huge military power, they decide to stop engaging in wars and BAM pussies for life.
User avatar #117353 - akkere (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's a big part of why I hate stereotype humor, a lot of it pretty much filters into either overtly repeated jokes, or just plain pure insults where the person making the phrase hides behind the "UR JUST BUTTHURT ITS JUST A JOKE GEEZ". I didn't get to see Phanact do the insult post (I wouldn't doubt it), but I've seen quite a slew of other anti-American posts hop on the FP that boiled down to "hurr hurr I'm more fit than 98% of Americans".
Funny thing with France is they're actually one the only three (confirmed) nations that have a "blue-water navy", meaning they're capable of going across open and deep sea oceans and have a pretty big enough punch to keep going. Other two are the Royal and US Navy, with China, Japan, Russia, India, and South Korea as having potential but unconfirmed blue-water navies.
User avatar #117355 - freedomreturns (09/12/2013) [-]
Any nation that can train soldiers to be as brutal as the FFL has my respect.
User avatar #117348 - phanact (09/12/2013) [-]
I never once said that...
User avatar #117349 - freedomreturns (09/12/2013) [-]
Add me as a friend, let me browse your content, I'll find it.
User avatar #117350 - phanact (09/12/2013) [-]
Oh, if its content than that doesn't apply to what I agree with
Content is just uploaded to get thumbs. I don't agree with half of what I post as content
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#28 - Are there Caucasians seriously taking offence to this?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Colours 0
User avatar #34 - sadistikal (09/12/2013) [-]
highly doubtful
#50 - Rosario + Vampire 09/12/2013 on Weight Loss 0
#12 - Enjoy. 09/11/2013 on THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +2
#152 - Blood Prison Movie 09/09/2013 on What If? +1
#151 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Catwoman +3
User avatar #156 - burnoutlegend (08/20/2013) [-]
#22 - DYNAMIC ENTRY!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Squirrels are dicks 0
#32 - dedaluminus (08/16/2013) [-]
#32 - Picture 08/11/2013 on lol +9
#19 - This might sound awful but, I would pay to see something like that. 08/11/2013 on Toy Yoda +1
#57 - Picture 08/11/2013 on Yudodis? +6
#56 - I dunno I just saved the gif. 08/10/2013 on All Hail! 0
#26 - God damn it. 08/10/2013 on Catch them all +3
#31 - Not exactly a punch but, enjoy.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2013 on All Hail! +5
User avatar #55 - Creant (08/10/2013) [-]
Which episode is this from?
User avatar #56 - DevDizzy (08/10/2013) [-]
I dunno I just saved the gif.
#32 - iridium (08/10/2013) [-]
I like it.
#112 - Holy **** that creeper is so life like!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Comic Con +27
User avatar #290 - alleksi (08/10/2013) [-]
This joke is made every gosh darn diggity time that gif is posted
#34 - Picture 08/09/2013 on Leah +3
#8 - Wow I assumed because their skeletons were fused on ate anothe… 08/08/2013 on Flying Sharkosaurus +3
#6 - Who ate who!?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Flying Sharkosaurus -28
#63 - demicus (08/08/2013) [-]
I think I know who ate who.
User avatar #65 - notstill (08/08/2013) [-]
If you're going to post vore at least post it all
User avatar #66 - demicus (08/08/2013) [-]
That IS all of it. I was the guy who requested it of the original artist. They never made a part II.
User avatar #7 - derkarus (08/08/2013) [-]
Nobody ate anybody, the meteor wiped them out.
#8 - DevDizzy (08/08/2013) [-]
Wow I assumed because their skeletons were fused on ate another.

I am not a clever man.
#17 - "C'mon woman keep it together!"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Well... Shit +31
#63 - isradam (08/06/2013) [-]
#8 - MFW 08/06/2013 on when i get a important call... +2
#9 - This was the funniest thing I've seen all day.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Because why the fuck not. +4
User avatar #15 - xak (08/06/2013) [-]
source of the gif?
User avatar #17 - xigdix (08/06/2013) [-]
I think its the new animated DC Movie 'The Flashpoint Paradox'.
#7 - Comment deleted 05/22/2013 on Things Girls Love 0
#49711 - Thank god for that app now I won't blind myself on youtube at …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#49712 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#47933 - Yea... I know I ****** up. :( 04/26/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#47929 - Oh god nevermind it's my fault I forgot to feed him. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
User avatar #47932 - spaceturtlecadet (04/26/2013) [-]
#47933 - DevDizzy (04/26/2013) [-]
Yea... I know I fucked up. :(
#47928 - I hate that my dog starts barking as soon as I'm about to star…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#47929 - DevDizzy (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh god nevermind it's my fault I forgot to feed him.

2 hours overdue god damn it I'm an asshole....
User avatar #47932 - spaceturtlecadet (04/26/2013) [-]
#47933 - DevDizzy (04/26/2013) [-]
Yea... I know I fucked up. :(


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#5 - publicbaiter (11/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - FuckingLugia (10/31/2010) [-]
please change your avatar its my trademark ty
User avatar #2 to #1 - DevDizzy (11/01/2010) [-]
Alright thanks for asking nicely.
User avatar #3 to #2 - FuckingLugia (11/01/2010) [-]
ty so much =3
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